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- # a function defining what happens when the user cums
- ##################################################################################################
- def oh_face(jizz_ropes):
- # this is what the user says after he cums
- print "you just came", jizz_ropes, "times and no longer have any more specimans"
- ##################################################################################################
- # telling the hooker what she will literally be doing per Nth time
- ##################################################################################################
- def suck_dick(dick_iterations):
- """telling the hooker what she will literally be doing per Nth time"""
- # move hooker head down
- print "I'm literally a hooker and I'm moving my head down on yo dick"
- #after the 5th time the hooker does what i told her to do, this shit will go down
- if dick_iterations+1 == 5:
- print "nigga I put my head down on yo dick like 5 times yo"
- elif dick_iterations+1 == 15:
- oh_face(4)
- print "nigga imma gtfo yo car because you shady as fuck but I hope you enjoyed your OH!"
- else:
- # move hooker head up
- print "I'm moving my head up"
- ##################################################################################################
- # MAIN PORTION OF PROGRAM
- ##################################################################################################
- # we are telling the user that a hooker is about to suck some dick
- print "Hello, I'm a hooker, and imma suck yo dick and taste yo juice"
- print "I'll move my head up and down on your dick ten times until you cum on my tits."
- #telling the user that the hooker is putting a condom on.. safety first?
- print "I'm putting the condom on"
- # How many times does the user want the hooker to move up and down on their dick?
- times = raw_input("how many times will you need me to go up and down on your willy to make it cum? ")
- print "ok,", times, "times! Good luck! Hope you cum, faget. Can I taste yo dick? also can you give me a job? thx."
- #telling the hooker that she will be doing something 10 times
- for i in range(0, int(times)):
- # telling the hooker to do something the Nth time
- suck_dick(i)
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