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  1.  
  2. ##################################################################################################
  3. # a function defining what happens when the user cums
  4. ##################################################################################################
  5. def oh_face(jizz_ropes):
  6. # this is what the user says after he cums
  7. print "you just came", jizz_ropes, "times and no longer have any more specimans"
  8.  
  9. ##################################################################################################
  10. # telling the hooker what she will literally be doing per Nth time
  11. ##################################################################################################
  12. def suck_dick(dick_iterations):
  13. """telling the hooker what she will literally be doing per Nth time"""
  14.  
  15. # move hooker head down
  16. print "I'm literally a hooker and I'm moving my head down on yo dick"
  17.  
  18. #after the 5th time the hooker does what i told her to do, this shit will go down
  19. if dick_iterations+1 == 5:
  20. print "nigga I put my head down on yo dick like 5 times yo"
  21. elif dick_iterations+1 == 15:
  22. oh_face(4)
  23. print "nigga imma gtfo yo car because you shady as fuck but I hope you enjoyed your OH!"
  24. else:
  25. # move hooker head up
  26. print "I'm moving my head up"
  27.  
  28. ##################################################################################################
  29. # MAIN PORTION OF PROGRAM
  30. ##################################################################################################
  31.  
  32. # we are telling the user that a hooker is about to suck some dick
  33. print "Hello, I'm a hooker, and imma suck yo dick and taste yo juice"
  34. print "I'll move my head up and down on your dick ten times until you cum on my tits."
  35.  
  36. #telling the user that the hooker is putting a condom on.. safety first?
  37. print "I'm putting the condom on"
  38.  
  39. # How many times does the user want the hooker to move up and down on their dick?
  40. times = raw_input("how many times will you need me to go up and down on your willy to make it cum? ")
  41. print "ok,", times, "times! Good luck! Hope you cum, faget. Can I taste yo dick? also can you give me a job? thx."
  42.  
  43. #telling the hooker that she will be doing something 10 times
  44.  
  45. for i in range(0, int(times)):
  46. # telling the hooker to do something the Nth time
  47. suck_dick(i)
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