CAT: This is clearly a game where all characters have Stone-Age power levels.
CAC: Engie is just a wooly mammoth.
CAU: I'll probably be burned for witchcraft. Then again, so would literally every Descendent ever.
CAU: descendant*
CAC: Erelye has a wand he chiseled with a rock
CAT: 95% of my characters would be burned for witchcraft at any time period before 1850.
CAT: Actually, no. All of them would.
?GG: I am just a block of obsidian
?GG: since magic isn't real
CAC: Generic is that rock 
?GG: 
CAT: Yes.
CAU: Generic gets turned into a spearhead.
?GG: oh noooooo
CAT: Nope, he is my wand.
CAU: I mentioned it earlier, but have you seen The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment?
?GG: yes
CUC: and it's out there
CAC: Tazz is a normal, non legenday, unhorned pony
CUC: massive infodump
CAT: (As it turns out, I have schizophrenia and magic isn't real so I'm just a guy waving a rock around.)
CUC: dtg supplementary files
?GG: someone needs to be the guy who destroys psionics
CAU: Have you seen the story that is the only ever one on the scale to exceed 2 hendersons?
CAU: Yes.
CUC: what is it
CAC: I control a vast armada of three canoes.
CAU: Probably Erelye, provided he lets his characters grow their eyebrows as long as their belt in place of a beard.
CAU: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Henderson_Scale_of_Plot_Derailment
CAU: BEHOLD, THE HENDERSON SCALEINATOR
?GG: not how it works
CAT: Most of my characters will be dead before they are old enough to feasibly grow such a thing, so you're all safe.
CAC: Twin has the only book on the whole planet.
CAC: The godmodder gets his power from his ability to make fire.
CAT: I kill Twin with Generic for the book.
?GG: ...
?GG: Okay then
?GG: what about the godmoder
CAT: He says sparks are fire, and uses them to intimidate his enemies.
CAU: I dream of the day I can have a demiplane full of golems that craft literally everything for me.
CAU: And if I want someone or something dead I can warp them there and just have my army of golem workers mob them.
CAC: He has 15% tougher skin due to a genetic thimg.
?GG: I should lead the golem uprising
CAU: And then all I have to do is cast greater invisibility, an antidetection spell, and spam maximized empowered enervations until they are dead.
CAT: I literally bash his skull in, then.
CAC: Not Twin, the godmoder
CAT: Oh.
CAC: Split is just... Split
CAT: I still bas h Twin's head in.
CAC: At thus scale, Lothyra would be a cripple.
CCA ceased responding to memo.
CAC: Inter-cave Peace Corps
?GG: kek
?GG: what about piono
?GG: /eric
CUC: hmm
CUC: eric can write
CAC: Piono learnt how to rub sticks together and let it get to his head.
CUC: piono wants to steal eric's writing and sometimes tries to bash him with a rock
CUC: the OP King is the local thunder god
?GG: kek
CUC: (and does not exist)
CAU: I uh...where would I fall in the Stone Age again?
?GG: someone who discovers gunpowder?
?GG: and dies a horrible deth
CUC: heh
?GG: 
?GG: or just has gunpowder
CAT: That sounds more like how I end up.
?GG: since apparently
?GG: the godmodder is the only one with fire
CUC: nah, erelye dies a horrible death due to trying to invoke the gods of darkness
CUC: and gets eaten by wolves
CAT: Yes.
CUC: because he's out at night
CAU: I discover copper, but have no fire to melt it with. Such is life.
?GG: kek
CAT: But everyone believes I just transcended my mortal form, because religion.
?GG: you could still bash it into a sword
CAU: I discover potato, but have no stomach for the eating. For the stomach was devoured by sabre tooth tiger. Such is life.
CUC: crystal is either a traveler from the far off land of the next valley over or a competing local shaman
CAU: Actually forget that I enter full on witch doctor mode. Beware the voodoo, mon.
CAT: He becomes local shaman once I 'ascend'.
?GG: I am alternatively just some loser who has seizures
?GG: 
CAU: I cast hex on you, then use maximized empowered enervates until you die.
CAC: Those spells haven't been discovered yet.
CAU: I cast ook on you, then use maximized empowered urks until you die.
CAC: F
CAC: Aren't you a doctor
?GG: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CAU: I dunno, then I probably pull off some weird ritual and add you to my shrunken head collection.
CAT: Witch doctor.
CAC: The witch doctor.
CAC: ... Only works when said verbally
CAT: The Red Dragon is some idiot who stabs people to death, wins basically every fight, and believes he is a vampire.
?GG: kek
?GG: isn't he a bottle of vinegar
CAC: I think he'd be a bit more powerful than that.
?GG: I guess
CAC: Engie's a mammoth, the dragon should be comparable.
CUC: nah, a guy who carries a bottle of salty water everywhere and believes it gives him luck
?GG: nah
?GG: not strong enough
CUC: actually that's marked! godmodder
CAC: Like three sabre toothed tigers with a hive mind.
?GG: a bunch of mammoths
?GG: 2 mammoths shitting in a bucket
CAC: Engie > Red Dragon, probably, because stupidity
CAC: 2 mammoths 1 bucket
CAC: Hmm... Mammoth vs 3 hivemind sabre tooth tigers
CAC: Who would win
CAU: Tzeentch is a crow who likes to fuck with people and, to us with our primitive Stone Age minds, would appear to have everything go JUST AS PLANNED.
CAU: Actually he stays the same. No changes there.
?GG: hm
?GG: cobalt?
CUC: guy who stirs up mud and things in a cauldron and flings it in people's eyes
?GG: hm
CUC: lays foundations for development of chemical warfare
?GG: what about the ai part
CAC: His most potent weapon is lemon juice.
CUC: ^
CAC: Tries and fails to build contraptions constantly.
?GG: hm. he makes snowmen?
CAC: Eh
CAC: He puts on puppet shows 
?GG: PERFECT.
?GG: hm, netpatham?
?GG: does even worse than cobalt at making contraptions
?GG: and worse than erelye at magic
CAC: He tries to follow in Erelye's footsteps, but the local gods of darkness don't want him
?GG: kek
CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: hah
CCA: is this dtg2 or dtg0
?GG: 2
CCA: that we're making into stone age here
CCA: oh.
?GG: probably
?GG: though apparently a bit of 0 as well
CCA: have we done piono?
?GG: yes? I think
CAT: Oh, the thing with Net's perfect.
CAT: Sorry, was AFK.
CAC: Also the local gods of darkness are like elder gods.
CUC: yeah we have done piono but I'm open to reinterpretation of the ideas
CUC: also fse that was what I was going for
CAC: Ah
CAT: But are fake, and in fact equate to being eaten alive by wolves.
CAC: Talist is the first wolf tamer.
CUC: yesssss
CAT: ^
CAC: Crusher is the last neatherdal 
CAT: Hah.
CUC: Pricey was hit in the head in a war with another tribe, but is slowly recovering
?GG: kek
?GG: hm.
CAT: Goanna is the generally accepted god of the region.
?GG: kek
CAC: Wouldn't he be chief.
CAT: God-chief.
CAC: Ninjatwist is a increasingly incompetent battlefield commander.
?GG: kek
?TT: G'night all.
?TT ceased responding to memo.
CAU: The God-Chief of Mankind
CAT: He was hit in the face with a rock, and is slowly going to descend into madness and die of a complex-partial-seizure or hemorraging.
CAC: The God-Chief of a tribe of twenty people.
CAT: Fifteen.
CAT: Sorry, I miscalulated. Fifteen and a half.
CAC: ...
CAC: Who's the half?
CAT: Hmm.
?GG: the chief's conjoined twin
CAT: Sigmatw.
CAU: I cast Sharks Cyclone http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/020/727/d65.gif
CAC: Sigma, the increasingly senile tribe elder