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- >"Hey."
- "Hello."
- >"What're you wearing?"
- "Clothing."
- >"What clothing?"
- "A dress."
- >"Oooh... What's under the dress?"
- "My fur."
- >You look over at the sign.
- >Be dirty.
- "It's dirty."
- >"It is? Well how about I wash that dirt off you?"
- "Please do. Use the soap."
- >"Mmm... Do you like it when I rub you there?"
- "Rub me where?"
- >"...everywhere."
- "I don't like it in my eyes."
- >"W-wait, no, not in your eyes."
- "But you said everywhere."
- >"Everywhere except your eyes."
- "I don't like soap in my nostrils."
- -CLICK-
- >"Hey cutie."
- "Hello."
- >"How are you today?"
- "Good."
- >"That's good... I don't really like foreplay, so can we skip to the part where you talk dirty to me?"
- "Alright."
- >Clear your throat.
- "Dust. Mud. Mold. Rotten meat."
- -CLICK-
- >"Hi."
- "Hey."
- >"What's up doll?"
- "The ceiling."
- >"Oooh, a smart one aren't you?"
- "I would consider myself having an above average IQ."
- >"I like smart girls. Could you talk to me as if you were a librarian?"
- "Yes. Sir, you forgot to return your books last week."
- >"Oh no, I'm sorry."
- "That'll be 10 bits."
- >"Surely there's something I can do to change your mind..."
- "I don't think so sir. And my name is not Shirley."
- -CLICK-
- >"Hiya!"
- "Hello."
- >"Is this the one on one hot mare line?"
- "It is."
- >"Awesome! Moan for me!"
- "Mmmm. Oh yes."
- >"Keep going..."
- "Harder. Uunnnggg."
- >"Say something hot."
- "The sun."
- >"N-no, something erotic."
- "Use my body for procreative purposes."
- >"This isn't working out."
- -CLICK-
- >"Hello?"
- "Hello."
- >"Tell me about yourself."
- "I like rocks."
- >"You like... rocks?"
- "I do."
- >"Well what do you like to do with rocks?"
- "I have a pet rock. His name is Boulder. We play games together."
- >"I uhh... Umm..."
- -CLICK-
- >"Maud, your sales for this week were awful."
- "I'm sorry."
- >Pinkie enters the office and sits across from you.
- >She picks up the phone when it rings.
- >"Hey, I can fit six balloons in my ass."
- >She winks at you.
- >You should get a real job.
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