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- Red: Oh, I guess it's my turn to choose a card.
- Red: Let's see: What is the biggest game in the world?
- Duck: Hmmmm... That's a tricky one!
- Yellow: A Skyrim? A Minecraft? A WoW?
- Duck: No!
- Red: I wonder if there's a game that's as big as the world...
- Duck: Yes, if only there was some way to play a game like this...
- Yellow: Wow, look!
- Computer: I AM A GAME DEV
- Computer: I AM A TRUSTWORTHY GUY
- Computer: DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU THAT IT'S ALL HYPE AND LIES
- Computer: I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
- Computer: INSIDE MY DIGITAL RIDE
- Computer: INSIDE MY RIDE THERE MIGHT BE PLAYERS TO FIND
- Red: Oh, maybe you can help us answer this question: Will you be able to encounter other players in No Man-
- Computer: AWESOME!
- Computer: I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME, YOU GUYS!
- Computer: IT MIGHT TAKE FIFTY YEARS, BEFORE YOU CAN FIND
- Computer: ANOTHER PLAYER
- Computer: MEANWHILE YOU CAN JUST MINE
- Computer: FIND EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO FIND
- Computer: OH IT'S EASY TO BE
- Computer: AN INDIE HACK FRAUD LIKE ME
- Computer: IF YOU CREATE YOUR GAMES PROCEDURALLY
- Yellow: Wow, I'd like to be as greedy as a game dev.
- Red: Actually, we already cancelled our pre-orders-
- Computer: GREAT, GREAT NEWS,
- Computer: NOW, BEFORE WE BEGIN OUR JOURNEY, I JUST NEED TO PANDER SOME LIES TO YOU
- Computer: IT HAS MULTIPLAYER!
- Computer: THERE'S NO DLC!
- Computer: IT'S FUN TO PLAY!
- Duck: I'll play with my friends!
- Yellow: Free updates!
- Red: I play xbo-
- Computer: GREAT NEWS!
- Computer: NOW JUST A BIT MORE PANDERING, AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY!
- Red: Wait a second...
- Computer: WHATS YOUR FAVORITE PLANET
- Red: Stop lying
- Computer: DO YOU LIKE RED OR BLUE MINERALS?
- Red: Be quiet
- Computer: DID YOU WATCH E3?
- Computer: WHAT IS YOUR SHIP TYPE?
- Computer: DO YOU OWN A PLAYSTA-
- Red: Shut up!
- Computer: JUST TRUST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
- ...
- Computer: WELCOME. TO MY NO MANS SKY HOME
- Computer: EVERYTHING'S MADE OUT OF PROCEDURED CODE
- Duck: Wow! We're all lagging!
- Red: Oh yeah, Wow...wow...wow...
- Red: Because of the computer...
- Yellow: I don't get it.
- Yellow: How can it be?
- Yellow: When you sold us game, but there's no fun on screen?
- Computer: BUT YOU'RE NOT YOU
- Computer: YOU'RE YOUR SCAMMED YOU
- Computer: ESSENTIALLY SAME BUT BLEW YOUR MONEY SHIT TOO
- Duck: But if he blew his money, then I blew it too!
- Duck: And your games not fun too,
- Duck: it's just lies from real you!
- Red: Oh wow how amazing
- Red: and interesting too
- Red: but in no mans sky, what can we do?
- ...
- Red: What can we do-
- Computer: HEY GREAT QUESTION
- Computer: WELL ITS UP TO YOU
- Computer: IN THIS SHITTY SCAM GAME
- Computer: THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO
- Yellow: Wow, look, some iron!
- Duck: Digital Creatures!
- Computer: DO SOME DIGITAL FLYING, HEY THIS IS FUN!
- Yellow: Wow, look, plutonium!
- Duck: Digital Creatures!
- Computer: DO SOME DIGITAL MINING, HEY THIS IS FUN!
- Yellow: Wow, look, some platinum!
- Duck: Digital Creatures!
- Computer: DO SOME DIGITAL TRADING, HEY THIS IS FUN!
- Yellow: Wow, look, some carbon!
- Duck: Digital Creatures!
- Computer: HEAR ME DIGITAL LYING, HEY THIS IS FUN!
- Yellow: Wow, look, another player!
- Duck: Digital Creatures!
- Computer: HEAR ME DIGITAL LYING, HEY THIS IS FUN!
- *The last verse gets repeated for the rest of the song*
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