You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Have a conversation with each other.

Stranger: Hello!

You: Hi there!

You: This is actually the most legitimate prompt I have seen today.

Stranger: lol! I know right!

Stranger: How's the... Wife/kids/friend/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband?

Stranger: Fiancé?

You: I ain't got nobody.

Stranger: Hmm, what else is there?

You: My cats are doing good though.

Stranger: Yay! That's great!

You: They're adorable!

Stranger: How's your week been?

Stranger: Aw, I'm sure!

You: I'm in college the week after spring break, so this week has been spent recovering from my laziness.

You: How was yours?

Stranger: I just came back from spring break, and I am buried in all the homework I didn't do during the break.

Stranger: I'm so doomed.

You: Oh dear.

Stranger: Yet, I am here, which shows how much logic I actually have.

You: I told myself I'd be productive tonight too.

You: What subjects do you have?

Stranger: Science, religion (I will not judge you, and please don't judge me), English and history

Stranger: Which are not my favourites, apparently

Stranger: What are you studying in college?

You: Computer science. The thing that I'm behind on is a programming assignment.

Stranger: Oh! That's kinda cool!

Stranger: I mean, you're on your computer. That's a step! I have nothing open!

You: Anything interesting happen on Omegle today?

Stranger: Nothing really. Which is unfortunate. I've usually had about four legitimate conversations by now so, sigh. I think the prompts today are pretty bad.

Stranger: What about you?

Stranger: This one kinda just leaves us to our own devices, which doesn't actually help much.

You: All of the real people have almost immediately asked to talk on Kik. What's with Omegle users and Kik?

You: Surely there's something for finding social-network friends that isn't based entirely around fleeting, anonymous conversations.

Stranger: Immediately asking for Kik sucks. Idk, I have it but I don't give it easily, because people tend to be weird.

Stranger: Lol!

You: One of my recent prompts was from someone who wanted to show their dick on Kik. Their username was "Longoak32", which I must credit for being hilariously un-subtle.

Stranger: As much as I'd like to say that they're fleeting and they never last or whatever, I've managed to have friendships from here for two years.

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: OMG

You: Oh wow, cool.

Stranger: THATS SO GREAT

You: :D

Stranger: Idk, now there are group chats

Stranger: And I was invited to be part of #thebitchassniggas

Stranger: I believe

Stranger: And I kinda laughed out loud

You: I saw that one.

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: I think the group chat invitations are funnier

Stranger: Because there are some that are supposedly nude chats that are filled with girls

Stranger: Forgive me if I don't believe that

You: You mean most girls DON'T spend their free time sexually gratifying random people on the internet?!

Stranger: I KNOW. ITS SUCH A SURPRISE.

Stranger: THEY HAVE HOBBIES... And *gasp* LIVES

Stranger: There's this guy on here

Stranger: Who is always around whenever I go on

Stranger: And he has been asking for a girl to count stars with him

Stranger: For the past two weeks

Stranger: And, then this week he kinda gave up and said something about wanting someone to rescue him from boring

Stranger: Boredom*

Stranger: ... But seriously, counting stars

Stranger: Really?

You: I guess more girls are likely to be interested in star-counting than unbelievable dick sizes. But that's not saying much.

Stranger: lol, yeah. At the same time, I thought it was hilarious, and I'm a girl. I don't think he had much takers then.

Stranger: I made a friend mocking him so... Lol

You: :D

Stranger: Lol, yeah! So I guess the lame ones have perks, sometimes

Stranger: It brings people together in hatred

Stranger: Not necessarily a great beginning

Stranger: But hey, something, I guess

You: Hey, question-asker, if you're still spying, thank you for this rare moment of solace from the horrors of Omegledom!

You: And thanks to you, too, conversation partner.

Stranger: Lol, you kinda did just leave us to our own devices

Stranger: You're welcome! You're pretty cool too!

You: Thanks!

Stranger: I wanna bet you're European. I've been trying to guess at nationalities better but, lol. I fail.

You: I'm from 'Murica. What made you guess European?

Stranger: Lol, no idea. Don't tell anyone, but I just guess that everyone is male, 17 and European.

Stranger: ... Lmfao

Stranger: I actually am right sometimes

You: Lol, pretty common Omegle demographic at least

Stranger: Actually, from my experience, they're mostly American and in their early twenties.

You: Although I recently had someone in real life (in the US) who by my mannerisms didn't believe I was from the US.

You: I wonder how accurate their identity-reporting is. Usually when I get an "asl" I make up something that makes the person consider continuing talking (although that usually ends up in a Kik request)

Stranger: I find that most people associate being European, as being sophisticated. So, when I assume it, they usually become flattered, so in a way, I aim to compliment them. Kinda.

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: Omg that's great

Stranger: If they're making stuff up though, I'll admit that they should probably say British

Stranger: 'Cause, girls kinda dig that.

Stranger: I usually am honest about who and where I'm from, but if I'm feeling bored, I'll pretend to be a guy

Stranger: And everyone leaves

Stranger: It's so sad

You: > . <

Stranger: Lol what?

You: That emoticon? >.<

Stranger: Oh! Sorry!

You: I habitually put spaces in it because otherwise Facebook makes it into a smiley that doesn't match the emotion I'm trying to convey

You: Kinda forgot I'm not on Facebook I guess

Stranger: my phone's borders are messed

Stranger: So, I only saw .< for a second

Stranger: Gotcha

Stranger: Wait! So, early twenties male?

Stranger: Are you?

You: That's correct.

Stranger: I knew it!... Kinda.

Stranger: I kinda figured. The ones that use punctuation normally are

Stranger: TAKE A GUESS ABOUT ME

Stranger: GO

You: You're in school and you haven't mentioned college, so probably high school - late teens? And you said you're a girl, and most people are cisgender, so - female?

Stranger: Lol, fifteen.

Stranger: Not late teens, lol.

Stranger: Country of origin?

You: Darn, I forgot the teens range isn't ten years so "late teens" is a narrower range than I thought.

You: Are you from the US?

Stranger: Lol, yeah. Twenties sounds nice and large, you know? It makes everything sound close lol

Stranger: Nope!

You: Do you know about the European sophistication association out of being European yourself?

Stranger: Yes.

You: That narrows it down to just half a bazillion countries.... United Kingdom?

Stranger: Wait no

Stranger: NVM I am not European omg

Stranger: I skimmed that lmfao

Stranger: No

You: Canada perhaps?

Stranger: Yeah! You go, dude!

You: Yayay!

Stranger: Wait, you aren't that guy from earlier who visits Canada, often, right?

You: Nope.

Stranger: Yay!

You: Why's that a yay? Was he a creep?

You: Yay though!

Stranger: He ditched me! And I think he called me something mean in Spanish but I don't know Spanish!

You: D'oh!

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: All I said was the reason he wasn't great at French was because he was mixing the languages

You: I presume that means you know French. If so, did your proficiency with both languages come with being a Canada native, or did you have to actively learn one?

Stranger: Oh, well, Canada, despite what people believe, mostly speaks English. Quebec is the only one that really forces students to learn French

Stranger: However, Ontario, where I'm from, forces students to learn it until the second year of high school.

You: Ah, alrighty then.

Stranger: So, it really does depend on the teacher how proficient students are.

Stranger: I have a good one, so I can manage.

Stranger: Kinda.

Stranger: I knew he made no sense, if that helps lol

You: We've made it this far without asking about each other's hobbies or anything. That's kinda impressive and I hesitate to break it, but... Do you have any hobbies you want to talk about?

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: That's a boring question

Stranger: We're skipping it

Stranger: Where, in the world, would you love to go to?

You: That's exactly how one of my best friends would reply. You're cool.

Stranger: I'm talking, you have an unlimited credit card while there. But not America. And you can't get anything shipped out or from another country.

You: And speaking of cool, seeing Antarctica would be awesome.

Stranger: ... I know I'm cool.

You: Wait, unlimited credit card? Scratch that, there's no shopping in Antarctica

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: Knew it

You: I've been told that Barcelona is beautiful, and also there is an event there this summer that I would like to go to but probably can't, so Barcelona.

Stranger: Ooh, that's cool! I'd love to go to Greece or Italy for some unbeknownst reason. I think it's because Iike food, and saw a picture of Parthenon(?) awhile ago, and that seemed awesome

You: Can I put my unlimited-credit-card trip on hold? I heard about a proposal to colonize the atmosphere of Venus, and that would be a kickass trip.

You: But if I went now I'd just die.

Stranger: ... Where there is nothing to buy...

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: I guess you could buy property

Stranger: But I doubt you'd survive to see the day when you'd survive a trip there

Stranger: Wouldn't it be Mars they're colonizing?

Stranger: Because Venus... The gases...

You: http://www.businessinsider.com/colony-on-venus-2014-12?op=1

Stranger: Omg, wow

Stranger: That's odd

Stranger: I love science but I'm just not curious enough about colonizing another planet

Stranger: I mean, I'm sure there's some resources we might be able to use but, our planet is kinda a mess on its own

Stranger: Fights over property in other planets, idk

Stranger: I'm not quite sure if it's worth it

Stranger: Then again, Earth /is/ a mess, so I guess finding a replacement for it might be beneficial

You: Science fiction usually has space colonization long before strong artificial intelligence, but it's looking like we'll get the AIs first.

Stranger: Floating cities? ... Sounds really flaky man

Stranger: I can totally see AIs happening

Stranger: It sounds scary but

Stranger: Interesting, and perhaps helpful, so I'm sure someone will figure it out

You: Then again, artificial intelligence has a history of having high expectations and getting disappointing results...

You: I hope it's still doing well in a few years, because that's the field I want to work in.

You: Um, let me see if I can try my hand at the not-boring-question-coming-up-with game...

Stranger: Lol, you can do it!

You: Oh, first a boring question, and it might lead into a non-boring question: Do you like Pokemon?

Stranger: ... No. I'm sorry. Lmfao

You: Alright, back to the drawing board, just a moment.

Stranger: While you're doing that, may I ask a question?

You: Sure!

Stranger: Worst or best piece of advice you've received?

You: That's a neat one, but unfortunately I don't have any good anecdotes. The best advice was probably at some point in my childhood when someone told me not to put something in my mouth...

You: What about you?

Stranger: Lmfao! That's very honest and I appreciate that omg

Stranger: I'm quite independent, so my best advice comes from myself, lmfao

Stranger: I also happen to give my worse advice to myself too

Stranger: I can't think of anything that stands out, if I'm honest

Stranger: Probably, don't name your child a colour

Stranger: Sounds like the best thing my mom has said

Stranger: Lmfao, not that I'm named a colour

You: I'm trying to come up with counterexamples to that advice... "Chartreuse" sounds like it would make a classy name.

Stranger: ... LMFAO

Stranger: Omg for a guy or a girl

Stranger: Omg

Stranger: No

You: But people would have trouble spelling it, so... the advice still holds to some degree

Stranger: When I said I wanted to be an artist when I was way younger, my dad said that I should keep my day job

Stranger: ... Either way, now, I totally agree with him

Stranger: I still beat him at karaoke though

You: I'd never get anywhere with an artistic career either.

You: Oh! "Amber" is a color and not an ill-advised name.

You: My BFF's name, actually.

You: "Olive" is one too. (looking at the Wikipedia chart for shades of yellow)

Stranger: Lmfao!

Stranger: ... Sorry but I don't like those

You: Still wouldn't name a kid "Buff", "Old Gold", or "Papaya Whip" though... Thanks for trying, Wikipedia.

Stranger: Lmfao!

Stranger: Papaya whip

Stranger: That's amazing

Stranger: Violet is nice, ish

You: Okay, I'm actually loving Papaya Whip. It reminds me of the kind of names they come up with on this Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/GreatBabysNames?fref=ts

You: Their most classic name is "Bug Ass".

Stranger: Lovely

Stranger: Anyway, have you a question?

You: Oh, derp, forgot. Yeah, got one.

Stranger: ... Is that even a legitimate question?

Stranger: Did I phrase that right

Stranger: ... Whatever

You: I had it on my clipboard but then copied that URL... now I have to type it again

You: How would you react in the short term, and to what extent would your life be different in the long term, if you woke up one day to find your sex changed?

Stranger: Huh. I always wondered what having a penis would be like.

Stranger: ... Lmfao

Stranger: Yay, no periods

Stranger: ...

Stranger: I could pull the moves on ladies.

Stranger: I'd be smooth, bro.

Stranger: ... I actually think I may benefit from it.

Stranger: Like, dressing like a guy is a lot easier than a girl.

Stranger: No skirts!

Stranger: No makeup!

Stranger: SHORT HAIR

Stranger: MY HAIR WOULDNT TAKE FOREVER TO DRY

Stranger: Huh

Stranger: What is bad about this

You: Yay, lucky hypothetical-you!

Stranger: I DONT GIVE BIRTH

Stranger: WOW

Stranger: I ALSO GET TO KEEP MY LAST NAME

Stranger: Maybe if I switched genders, I might actually turn out sporty

Stranger: And coordinated

Stranger: Omg

Stranger: What is bad about this

You: I once asked a couple of female friends the question. One of them was like, "Yay, I can try male fashions!" And one said "i would go on a murder rampage to kill whoever the fuck cursed me".

You: Anyhow, you've given me more appreciation for my circumstances.

Stranger: Male fashions? Really?

Stranger: Huh

You: She's a fashionable type with no strong gender affinity.

Stranger: Ohh

Stranger: Gotcha

Stranger: Fashionable

Stranger: ... I alternate between three outfits

You: Sounds like me.

You: Slightly more than three because I'm too lazy to do the frequent washing that comes with smaller sets of clothes, but close.

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: I have a uniformed school so I actually, most of the time, have to wear one actual outfit

Stranger: But there are several of the same pieces in my wardrobe

Stranger: So yay, less laundry

Stranger: But when I wear regular clothes, I wear the same three

Stranger: And everyone notices it lmfao

You: Boring question: What are you planning on doing after high school? And hopefully-less-boring question: If you could have any sort of profession, magically getting all of the education/qualifications you needed and not having to worry about income or job markets, what would you choose then?

Stranger: I'm planning on maybe becoming a biomedical engineer, but probably not

Stranger: A doctor, probably psychiatrist, working with Doctors Without Borders

Stranger: Would be my ideal job

Stranger: Well, from what I think I want

Stranger: What I think from what I like, I'd want to be a college professor for math or sciences in a French-speaking countries

Stranger: Country*

Stranger: Let's aim higher and say university professor*

You: Cool!

Stranger: What about you?

Stranger: For both of the questions?

Stranger: You are suddenly a girl

Stranger: Go

You: I might like myself better aesthetically, but I would be quite dismayed about the periods and the birth-giving ability and the societal prejudice. I would probably live mostly like I do now after I found somewhere to get my ovaries removed or something.

You: That sounded ignorant and I apologize.

You: (I kept hearing car horns and people screaming. I was concerned that there was a vehicular murder spree going on, but apparently my school basketball team is just doing well.)

Stranger: Lol, nawh. I didn't want to have to get into a feminist talk with you, so I didn't bring up the societal injustices.

Stranger: Lol! Yay!

You: If you have some injustice-related experiences you'd like to talk about, I'd love to listen. I may have the fashion sense of a stereotypical internet antifeminist - fedoras, neckbeards, and My Little Pony merchandise - but I wholeheartedly support feminism.

Stranger: Ah, I'm okay. I'll pass.

You: Alrighty then.

Stranger: Lol, idk, I just find talking about it exhausting. I know it's one of the best ways to stop it but it gives me a headache.

You: Career-wise, I'm trying to become an artificial intelligence researcher of some sort. Ideally, being a philosophy professor would be cool.

Stranger: Ooh, philosophy... One of those people

You: "Those people"... should I be concerned?

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Maybe

Stranger: Philosophy sounds cool

Stranger: Kinda

You: I'll be glancing between a novel and the screen, so if I seem unresponsive, it's just because I got to a part that's *really* engaging.

You: Or fell asleep. I'll try not to.

Stranger: Lol, kay, gotcha

Stranger: I gotta run soon though

Stranger: Lol, you know what? I won't keep you

Stranger: I know we're not too fond of Kik between us two, but, do you have Kik?

You: I don't :(

You: You don't happen to have a Steam account do you?

Stranger: Lol, nope

Stranger: Sorry

You: Anyhow, I really appreciate the conversation. It was rare.

Stranger: No idea what that is, either

You: It's a gaming thing.

Stranger: Lol, gotcha

Stranger: It was very rare

Stranger: Oh, btw, normally I guess ethnicities too

Stranger: Asian?

You: Sorry for dissing Kik. Good to see you're a *responsible* user

Stranger: Lmfao, thanks

You: Is that a default guess or did you plan this one? I'm a cracker actually.

Stranger: OH

Stranger: LMFAO

Stranger: I PLANNED THIS ONE

You: Lol!

Stranger: YOU MENTIONED POKEMON

Stranger: AND USED EMOJIS

Stranger: EMOTICONS*

You: White kids love Pokemon.

Stranger: ... Lmfao I can see now

Stranger: I'm Asian and don't so

Stranger: I guess that guess was kinda mean

Stranger: I apologize kinda

Stranger: Wait no

Stranger: Being Asian is cool

Stranger: Who am I kidding

You: Good catch. I was about to say, "What's mean about thinking someone's Asian, you racist bastard?"

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: Mean to stereotype us

Stranger: To only liking a certain type of things

Stranger: Asian things

Stranger: Not mean to you lol

You: Oh, true, I guess if I *were* Asian I might have been offended.

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: Maybe

Stranger: Oh okay dude

Stranger: Final question ish

You: Sure

Stranger: I am curious because statistically speaking, most who continue to have conversations with me are blond and blue-eyed

Stranger: Are you?

Stranger: Because I swear, they're everywhere

Stranger: Considering it's supposed to be rare, that's so weird

Stranger: But, they could be making it up

You: Let's just say, if the Nazis took over, the only thing that would endanger me is my ideology.

Stranger: Lol... Of course you're blond and blue-eyed

Stranger: Of course

You: That's an odd statistic though.

Stranger: I swear, why do I not find you people in person

Stranger: ... Actually, who am I kidding

Stranger: I scare all of you guys away

Stranger: IT IS A WEIRD STATISTIC

Stranger: I SWEAR LIKE TWO WERE OF OTHER ETHNICITIES AND THE REST WERE BLOND AND BLUE-EYES

Stranger: EYED

You: How are you scaring people? You have done a fabulous job of putting on a non-scary internet persona except maybe your expressive use of the caps lock. Are you a vampire or something in real life?

Stranger: Lmfao, okay so

Stranger: Long story but

Stranger: I've been talking to random cute strangers for fun on my commute to school

Stranger: ... For scientific purposes of the opposite sex

You: Yay, science!

Stranger: You know, how nice they may be to new situations

Stranger: Totally

Stranger: Anyway, yeah, teenage boys get pretty eh about me quickly

Stranger: The strangest thing was IVE been talking to blonds and well, they're the nice ones. The one who's was brunette was kinda rude

Stranger: But that's fair

Stranger: I've* lol. Everything autocapitalizes with me

Stranger: Who was brunette* wow the typos

You: My phone acts similarly. I talk in bastardized spelling to a couple people, so often my correct spellings get autochanged to typos.

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: BRITISH FRENCH CHRISTMAS

Stranger: ENGLISH

Stranger: I can't seem to make them stop capitalizing

Stranger: MATT

You: D'oh!

Stranger: ... Also capitalizes because boys suck

Stranger: DESS and GIRL capitalize because I was wishing my friend a happy birthday incessantly

You: Lol!

Stranger: And that's about it for my annoying typos

Stranger: I think I've gotten more aware of what capitalizes

Stranger: RIVHT... I apparently misspelled right wrong so it now capitalizes to that and is wrong

Stranger: So, wonderful

You: Aw snap.

Stranger: CANADIANS

Stranger: Wow

Stranger: I really do complain and fangirl a lot

You: That there was very patriotic enthusiasm.

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: Or, CANADIANS NEED TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER

Stranger: ... That type of stuff

Stranger: Standardized testing inspired it

Stranger: Dang it, I like you

Stranger: You suck

Stranger: I can't seem to find a decent person anymore on here

Stranger: And if I do, I somehow accidentally leave them

Stranger: Or, they have nothing

Stranger: ... -_-

You: I've been in a panic every time my mouse gets near an X throughout this conversation.

Stranger: EXACTLY.

Stranger: I had a talk about suicide and the perks of life for three hours two days ago.

Stranger: I accidentally left.

You: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Stranger: Omegle has its moments.

Stranger: Where I want to stab everything.

Stranger: HE BAKED FUDGE AND MADE CHOCOLATE

Stranger: CHOCOLATE

Stranger: AND HE OFFERED ME FUDGE

Stranger: ... WAH

You: :(

Stranger: You're going to be added to my list of complaints

Stranger: You should just know that

You: I am honored.

Stranger: ... Is your name Matt, because I also tend to meet Matts

Stranger: ... You should be

You: Nope, it's Cory.

Stranger: Ohh

Stranger: It's a precaution nowadays

Stranger: If someone is normal

Stranger: Because... Matts... -_-"

Stranger: They're the worst

Stranger: But fun, which makes them words

Stranger: Worse*

Stranger: Cool name, man

You: But while you're at it, would you like to guess my year in school, operating system, sexual orientation, and hair length?

You: And thanks!

Stranger: 2nd? Um. I feel like it would be something bleh. You may be straight but, I can never tell these things. My gaydar is terrible, and I bet you have hair like Shaggy.

Stranger: Like, Scooby Doo's Shaggy

Stranger: Is that his name

Stranger: Omg I feel so old

Stranger: Tell me I'm right or I'll cry

You: That's his name.

Stranger: KAY

Stranger: ... I'm all wrong, aren't I?

Stranger: Mom fai

Stranger: Lmfao*

Stranger: When have I ever used the word fai

Stranger: Is that even a word

You: 3rd year in school, Windows 7 (bleh?), asexual, and my head-hair is shorter than Shaggy's but my facial hair is somewhat similar

Stranger: Oh! That sounds about right ish

Stranger: I have windows 8

Stranger: You're missing an update - it's kinda cool

You: I heard they'll offer a free update from 7 to 10 when 10 comes out.

Stranger: ... I hope that works out for you.

Stranger: I really do.

Stranger: I'm a skeptic, but kudos to you lol

Stranger: You know, I'm considerably very involved in this conversation considering I was saying I was gonna leave fifteen minutes ago

You: Well, XP was good, Vista was infamous, 7 was good, 8 is kinda infamous, so... we're due for a good one next, right?

Stranger: Gah I fail

Stranger: And you suck

You: :D

Stranger: I actually physically rolled my eyes.

Stranger: You suck

You: Lol

Stranger: I find though, if one of us tries to make an account for the other person, it gets disappointing quickly

You: Maybe if we rattle off sites that we already have accounts on, one will match.

You: Reddit perhaps?

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: I have nothing aside from Kik.

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: No Twitter

Stranger: No facebook

Stranger: No tumblr

You: Crap.

Stranger: Hmm what DO I have

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: I don't do social media

Stranger: It's too anxiety-provoking for me

Stranger: I feel more chill without it

You: I'll see about making a Kik account. If it does get disappointing, we've just prolonged the disappointment that we will experience when this conversation ends.

You: Not prolonged, delayed. That's better.

Stranger: Aww

Stranger: That's cute

Stranger: Delaying

Stranger: Oh. I have a condition. I don't share music tastes until I like you.

Stranger: Like, a lot as a person.

Stranger: It took two years for my friend to hear my favourite band.

You: That's unusual. And fine, because it frees me from sharing music tastes and I'm into stuff that nobody likes or cares about so it's always awkward when I'm asked.

Stranger: Lol, I feel you

Stranger: What general genre do you like?

You: electronic dance music

Stranger: ... Gotcha

Stranger: Oh...

Stranger: I don't know what to say

Stranger: I see why no one can comment

Stranger: You poor guy

You: And that's the most general I can get. Nobody would recognize "happy hardcore".

Stranger: Lmfao

Stranger: That sounds so weird and I'm sorry

Stranger: One day, man

Stranger: One day

Stranger: I like songs with voices

You: Okay, that wasn't the most general I could get. You've definitely beaten me in generalness.

Stranger: LMFAO

Stranger: I JUST REALIZED HOW THAT SOUNDED

Stranger: Omg I'm so smart

Stranger: ... And apparently humble

Stranger: But that was great

You: I've created a Kik account under the username doctorbumble.

Stranger: Lmfao what even are you doing

Stranger: Doctorbumble

Stranger: Saxon Hale...?

Stranger: Saxton?*

You: Once upon a time, I was in a group that did some skits for children. "Doctor Bumble" was the villain's henchman in some Indiana-Jones-inspired thing and I played him, so I use it as a username sometimes.

You: And Saxton Hale is a fictional character

Stranger: Oh! That's cool!

You: Hesitated to put my real name on the account before knowing who could see it

Stranger has disconnected.