The Memes of Production

I'll have you know I graduated as the top sniper of the Red Army, I've been involved on numerous secret raids with the NKVD, and I have over 308 confirmed kills. I'm a legend at gorilla warfare despite my chronic asthma, and I'm the top revolutionary in the Cuban resistance. You are nothing to me but another reactionary. I will wipe your oppressive ideology the fuck out with dialectical rigor the likes of which capitalism has never seen, marx my fucking words. You think you can get away spewing bourgeois propaganda over the internet? Think again, fascist. As we speak my network of revolutionaries are heading to your country in a sealed train from Germany so you better prepare for the uprising, fucker. The uprising that wipes out your pathetic system you call class. It can start anywhere, anytime, and can reeducate you in over 1917 ways, and that's without even sending you to gulag. I have access to the overwhelming will of the proletariat, and I will use it to its full extent to sieze every last means of production for this glorious cause. If only you could have known the gulag sentence your "clever" comment about human nature would net you, maybe you would have taken a more critical look at the flaws of capitalism. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you've got a ticket for a one way trip to Siberia. Peace, Land, and Fucking Bread, kiddo.