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  1. [11:34] * stardustBlockbuster began pestering mercurialTraceur
  2. [11:34] <stardustBlockbuster> heyyyy its the birthday girl
  3. [11:35] <mercurialTraceur> Greetings and Felicitations to you, my Bosom Friend
  4. [11:35] <mercurialTraceur> And yes!
  5. [11:35] <mercurialTraceur> It is!
  6. [11:35] <mercurialTraceur> It's very exciting!
  7. [11:35] <stardustBlockbuster> exclamation point!
  8. [11:35] <mercurialTraceur> So much work to do,
  9. [11:36] <mercurialTraceur> Apologies, am I being overly exuberant?
  10. [11:36] <stardustBlockbuster> nope
  11. [11:36] <stardustBlockbuster> in fact
  12. [11:36] <stardustBlockbuster> you are under exuberant
  13. [11:36] <mercurialTraceur> I have been in a Flurry of Cleaning ever since I recalled that it was my Birthday.
  14. [11:36] <mercurialTraceur> Oh dear.
  15. [11:37] <stardustBlockbuster> LET ME HEAR YOU GET EXCITED
  16. [11:37] <stardustBlockbuster> cleaning?
  17. [11:37] <mercurialTraceur> Am I not showing Proper Appreciation?
  18. [11:37] <stardustBlockbuster> pfffft
  19. [11:37] <stardustBlockbuster> laaaaaame
  20. [11:37] <stardustBlockbuster> all work and no play makes iris a dull girl
  21. [11:37] <mercurialTraceur> It is very Important!
  22. [11:37] <mercurialTraceur> My Auntie could be here at any moment to evaluate my room.
  23. [11:38] <stardustBlockbuster> evaluation evalushmation
  24. [11:38] <mercurialTraceur> I am certain she will wish to hold an evaluation today to see if I am ready to be a Proper Lady!
  25. [11:38] <mercurialTraceur> I need everything to be Perfect!
  26. [11:38] <mercurialTraceur> I have not even reread Lady Kensington's.
  27. [11:38] <mercurialTraceur> I'm so unprepared!
  28. [11:39] <stardustBlockbuster> perfection shmerfection
  29. [11:39] <stardustBlockbuster> girlllll
  30. [11:39] <stardustBlockbuster> you need to live a little
  31. [11:39] <stardustBlockbuster> its yo birthday
  32. [11:39] <stardustBlockbuster> relax
  33. [11:39] <mercurialTraceur> It is!
  34. [11:39] <mercurialTraceur> It's a very Important and Vital Birthday!
  35. [11:39] <mercurialTraceur> I can't mess it up...
  36. [11:40] <mercurialTraceur> I'm nervous.
  37. [11:40] <mercurialTraceur> Is there an appropriate Emotional Icon for indicating nerves?
  38. [11:40] <mercurialTraceur> I think I could use it.
  39. [11:41] <stardustBlockbuster> I think sadness is an appropriate response :(
  40. [11:41] <mercurialTraceur> I am looking it up.
  41. [11:41] <mercurialTraceur> :(
  42. [11:41] <mercurialTraceur> :s
  43. [11:41] <mercurialTraceur> She isn't going to approve.
  44. [11:42] <mercurialTraceur> I haven't even been able to dust the wall behind the shelves yet.
  45. [11:43] <stardustBlockbuster> what are you going to do when dear old auntie isnt there to make sure everything is so Perfect and Percise
  46. [11:43] <stardustBlockbuster> i mean
  47. [11:44] <stardustBlockbuster> you are practically an adult now
  48. [11:44] <stardustBlockbuster> basically
  49. [11:44] <stardustBlockbuster> kind of
  50. [11:44] <mercurialTraceur> That is the point!
  51. [11:44] <mercurialTraceur> I need to be prepared to be an Adult
  52. [11:44] <mercurialTraceur> A Proper Adult!
  53. [11:45] <stardustBlockbuster> listen, a proper adult is a boring adult who lives by themselves with no fun ever
  54. [11:46] <stardustBlockbuster> imagine dying, knowing you wasted life worrying about whether your vases are properly dusted or not
  55. [11:47] <stardustBlockbuster> i should take you out to town sometime
  56. [11:47] <stardustBlockbuster> get you some modern clothes
  57. [11:47] <stardustBlockbuster> let you actually LIVE
  58. [11:47] <mercurialTraceur> I don't know...
  59. [11:48] <mercurialTraceur> I'm certain Auntie would not approve.
  60. [11:48] <mercurialTraceur> Being a Proper Lady matters to her a lot, you know.
  61. [11:49] <stardustBlockbuster> does it matter a lot to you?
  62. [11:50] <mercurialTraceur> Auntie raised me all on her own.
  63. [11:50] <mercurialTraceur> If it matters to her it needs to matter to me.
  64. [11:51] <stardustBlockbuster> pffft whatever
  65. [11:51] <stardustBlockbuster> just promise to have some ACTUAL fun alright?
  66. [11:51] <stardustBlockbuster> did you even get my gift yet
  67. [11:52] <mercurialTraceur> I have not had a chance to check the Postal Delivery yet.
  68. [11:52] <mercurialTraceur> Our Foreign Friend From Another Planet sent me a gift though!
  69. [11:53] <stardustBlockbuster> oh?
  70. [11:53] <mercurialTraceur> Some Very Fancy shoes!
  71. [11:53] <mercurialTraceur> That turn into some very... Dangerous shoes.
  72. [11:53] <mercurialTraceur> The ones with wheels on them.
  73. [11:53] <stardustBlockbuster> of course
  74. [11:53] <stardustBlockbuster> you should know every other thing they send can be used as a weapon
  75. [11:53] <stardustBlockbuster> wait they got you some heelies?
  76. [11:53] <stardustBlockbuster> thats sick
  77. [11:54] <mercurialTraceur> They have multiple wheels!
  78. [11:54] <mercurialTraceur> I think it's some manner of Alien Technology.
  79. [11:54] <mercurialTraceur> Which I think means it's Proper by default.
  80. [11:54] <mercurialTraceur> Probably.
  81. [11:55] <stardustBlockbuster> probably
  82. [11:55] <mercurialTraceur> That is like good enough.
  83. [11:55] <mercurialTraceur> What did you get me though?
  84. [11:55] <mercurialTraceur> Should I be excited?
  85. [11:55] <mercurialTraceur> Heavens, I am -excited-!
  86. [11:56] <stardustBlockbuster> now I cant ruin the surprise
  87. [11:56] <stardustBlockbuster> you know that
  88. [11:56] <stardustBlockbuster> B)
  89. [11:56] <mercurialTraceur> Of course!
  90. [11:56] <stardustBlockbuster> just remember
  91. [11:56] <stardustBlockbuster> because its a gift
  92. [11:56] <mercurialTraceur> Those are the rules.
  93. [11:56] <stardustBlockbuster> you HAVE to use it sometime
  94. [11:57] <stardustBlockbuster> dont just take the stuff i send you and give it to a pawn shop
  95. [11:57] <mercurialTraceur> Of course!
  96. [11:57] <mercurialTraceur> I would never do such a thing.
  97. [11:57] <mercurialTraceur> Even if Pawn Shops were Proper.
  98. [11:57] <mercurialTraceur> A Gift is required to be used!
  99. [11:58] <stardustBlockbuster> good
  100. [11:58] <stardustBlockbuster> im sure youll love it
  101. [11:58] <stardustBlockbuster> btw
  102. [11:58] <stardustBlockbuster> did your computer update?
  103. [11:58] <mercurialTraceur> Update?
  104. [11:59] <mercurialTraceur> I have not started any Updates lately.
  105. [12:00] <stardustBlockbuster> mine updated
  106. [12:00] <stardustBlockbuster> which is why i didnt message you earlier
  107. [12:00] <stardustBlockbuster> it has some sort of ad scanning function now
  108. [12:01] <mercurialTraceur> Peculiar indeed...
  109. [12:01] <mercurialTraceur> Though there -is- something new!
  110. [12:01] <mercurialTraceur> Something called 'sburb'.
  111. [12:02] <mercurialTraceur> I have not the faintest clue what it might be.
  112. [12:02] <mercurialTraceur> But I usually rely upon the computer to know what needs to be done.
  113. [12:02] <stardustBlockbuster> yeah thats downloading for me too
  114. [12:02] <stardustBlockbuster> im gonna look it up
  115. [12:03] <stardustBlockbuster> to make sure its a real patrician game
  116. [12:03] <mercurialTraceur> If it's something Improper, try to find out how to negate it.
  117. [12:05] <stardustBlockbuster> alright yeah
  118. [12:05] <stardustBlockbuster> ill go look it up and get back to you
  119. [12:05] <mercurialTraceur> Excellent.
  120. [12:05] <mercurialTraceur> Oh.
  121. [12:05] <mercurialTraceur> One More Thing
  122. [12:06] * mercurialTraceur gives you a hug
  123. [12:06] <mercurialTraceur> Thank You So Much!
  124. [12:06] <stardustBlockbuster> no problem
  125. [12:06] <stardustBlockbuster> <3
  126. [12:06] <mercurialTraceur> (Did I do that correctly? Is it the proper Social Protocol for such things?)
  127. [12:07] <stardustBlockbuster> absolutely yes
  128. [12:07] <mercurialTraceur> Excellent!
  129. [12:07] <mercurialTraceur> Best of Fortunes to you Lily
  130. [12:07] <mercurialTraceur> And I will Commence with the Cleaning.
  131. [12:08] <stardustBlockbuster> have fun with that
  132. [12:08] <stardustBlockbuster> later girl
  133. [12:08] * stardustBlockbuster has ceased pestering mercurialTraceur
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