Bad Translator (35x Translators via Bing)

Original text:

"The world is a great place to be, if you're ready and armed for what's to come. World Wars are inevitable, if people start them..."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the future after World War II, is needed."

And...

From English: The world is a great place to be, if you're ready and armed for what's to come. World Wars are inevitable, if people start them...
To Vietnamese: Thế giới là một nơi tuyệt vời để, nếu bạn đang sẵn sàng và vũ trang cho những gì đang tới. Chiến tranh thế giới là không thể tránh khỏi, nếu mọi người bắt đầu họ...
Back to English: The world is a wonderful place to, if you are ready and armed for what is to come. The war is inevitable, if people start their ...
To Ukranian: Світ є прекрасним місцем для, якщо ви готові і озброєний за те, що в майбутньому. Війна неминуча, якщо люди почати їх...
Back to English: The world is a wonderful place for you if you are ready and armed for what in the future. War is inevitable unless people start them.
To Chinese Simplified: 世界是一个美妙的地方为你如果你在将来是准备和武装的什么。战争是不可避免的除非人们开始他们。
Back to English: The world is a wonderful place for you in the future if you are prepared and armed. War is inevitable unless people start them.
To Turkish: Eğer hazırlanan ve silahlı dünya gelecekte sizin için harika bir yer olduğunu. Sürece insanlar onları başlatmak savaş kaçınılmazdır.
Back to English: If you are prepared and armed world is a great place for you in the future. As long as people start them, war is inevitable.
To Thai: ถ้าคุณมีอาวุธโลก เหมาะสำหรับคุณในอนาคต ตราบใดที่คนเริ่ม สงครามเป็นสิ่งที่หลีกเลี่ยง
Back to English: If you have a weapon the world suitable for you in the future as long as people start wars are inevitable.
To Spanish: Si tienes un arma del mundo adecuado para usted en el futuro mientras empiezan las guerras son inevitables.
Back to English: If you have a weapon in the world suitable for you in the future as they start wars are inevitable.
To Slovenian: Če imate orožje na svetu, ki je primerna za vas v prihodnosti kot so začeli vojne so neizogibne.
Back to English: If you have a weapon in the world, which is suitable for you in the future as they start wars are inevitable.
To Russian: Если у вас есть оружие в мире, который подходит для вас в будущем как они начинают войн неизбежны.
Back to English: If you have a weapon in the world, which is suitable for you in the future as they start wars are inevitable.
To Portuguese: Se você tem uma arma no mundo, que é adequado para você no futuro como começam as guerras são inevitáveis.
Back to English: If you have a gun in the world, which is suitable for you in the future as they start wars are inevitable.
To French: Si vous avez une arme à feu dans le monde, ce qui vous convient à l'avenir qu'ils commencent guerres sont inévitables.
Back to English: If you have a gun in the world, what want you in the future that they start wars are inevitable.
To Norwegian: Hvis du har en pistol i verden, hva vil du i fremtiden at de starte kriger er uunngåelige.
Back to English: If you have a gun in the world, what do you want in the future that they start wars are inevitable.
To Latvian: Ja jums ir lielgabals pasaulē, ko jūs vēlaties nākotni, viņi sāk kari ir neizbēgama.
Back to English: If you have a gun in the world, what do you want in the future, they start wars are inevitable.
To Haitian Creole: Si ou gen yon zam nan mond lan, sa ou vle nan fiti, yo kòmanse lagè sont inevitab.
Back to English: If you have a weapons in the world, your rules in the future, start war are unavoidable.
To Japanese: 武器を持っている世界では、将来的にあなた規則開始戦争は避けられないです。
Back to English: In the future in the world to have weapons, your rules start wars are unavoidable.
To Hungarian: A jövőben a világ, hogy a fegyverek a szabályok start wars elkerülhetetlenek.
Back to English: The future of the world, that the weapons the rules start wars are inevitable.
To Indonesian: Masa depan dunia, bahwa senjata aturan memulai perang tak terelakkan.
Back to English: The future of the world, that the rules of war weapons is inevitable.
To Estonian: Maailma sõja relvad reeglid on vältimatu tulevik.
Back to English: World War weapons of the rules is inevitable in the future.
To Bulgarian: Световна война оръжие на правилата е неизбежна в бъдеще.
Back to English: World War II weapons of the rules is inevitable in the future.
To Chinese Traditional: 規則 》 第二次世界大戰世界武器在未來是不可避免的。
Back to English: World World War II weapons of the rules is inevitable in the future.
To Swedish: Världen världskriget vapen av reglerna är oundviklig i framtiden.
Back to English: World War II weapons of the rules is inevitable in the future.
To Lithuanian: II pasaulinio karo ginklų taisyklių yra neišvengiamas ateityje.
Back to English: World War II weapons rules are inevitable in the future.
To Danish: Verdenskrig våben regler er uundgåelige i fremtiden.
Back to English: World War II weapons rules are inevitable in the future.
To Polish: II wojny światowej broń zasady są nieuniknione w przyszłości.
Back to English: World War II weapons rules are inevitable in the future.
To Slovak: Svetovej vojny zbrane pravidlá sú nevyhnutné v budúcnosti.
Back to English: World War II weapons rules are necessary in the future.
To Romanian: În viitor, sunt necesare norme de arme al doilea război mondial.
Back to English: In the future, rules are necessary because of World War II.
To Hebrew: בעתיד, כללים נחוצים עקב מלחמת העולם השנייה.
Back to English: In the future, rules are necessary because of World War II.
To Greek: Στο μέλλον, είναι απαραίτητο λόγω β ' Παγκόσμιο πόλεμο.
Back to English: In the future, it is necessary due to World War II.
To Dutch: In de toekomst, is het nodig vanwege de Tweede Wereldoorlog.
Back to English: In the future, it is necessary because of the second world war.
To Czech: V budoucnosti je nezbytné kvůli druhé světové válce.
Back to English: In the future it is necessary due to the second world war.
To Finnish: Tulevaisuudessa on tarpeen, koska toisen maailmansodan.
Back to English: In the future, it is necessary, since the second world war.
To Catalan: En el futur, és necessari, des de la Segona Guerra Mundial.
Back to English: In the future, it is necessary, since the second world war.
To German: In Zukunft ist es notwendig, seit dem zweiten Weltkrieg.
Back to English: In the future, it is necessary, since the second world war.
To Korean: 미래에 제 2 차 세계 대전 이후,이 필요 하다.
Back to English: In the future after World War II, is needed.
To Arabic: في المستقبل بعد الحرب العالمية الثانية، مطلوب.
Back to English: In the future after World War II, is needed.