[img]http://i.imgur.com/3t9XWNq.jpg[/img]

I'm ready. I am so ready for this. Opening title music is glorious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvKq4fuR8ao

glorious

Prologue.

Jesus, look at that high quality.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/qvW6gTA.jpg[/img]

Yoshino Haruhiko. A delinquent. Okay, so is this the Sunohara of this game?

I don't know how I feel about this art

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/C1QPweI.jpg[/IMG]

>So there are surprisingly few people who know that he talks like a cheesy anime or manga character
>I never stop displaying our friendship through kicking him in the back of the knees and such

Madam Rikako, mother of Kanbe Kotori

we mini games now

[img]http://i.imgur.com/xfxT3Zl.jpg[/img]

Kotori's theme. super mellow piano. More glorious KEY music.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CPn8Ewc.jpg[/IMG]

She likes pocket change? what a child she is. w

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard but somehow Kotori strikes me as hilarious

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gNKYCYq.jpg[/IMG]

omg Kotori is voiced by Chiwa Saito aka everyone ever like there's a million voices here.

some creepy ass shit in the forest yo

Kanbe Kotori is like this girl I know.
I like how I can click my own house a bunch of times.
These mappie segments are pretty much awesome.

>Wait, Tamura-san went to get a marriage registration form!
laughing pretty hard.

I spend like 15 minutes at a time playing through the mappies

OH. I remember who I thought she sounded like. she sounds like Kanon from G senjou.

that face. that fucking makes me lose my mind every time

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DfGMhX9.jpg[/IMG]

>Use that linear acceleration to get back in your seat.

tenkousei wow I am a nerd too much anime I hear the word and already know it's transfer student

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yD6y0tb.jpg[/IMG]

what is it with my chinese cartoons and panties?

OH MY GOD THE SPEEDLINES I AM LOSING MY MIND IT'S SO ANIME

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LOodCZz.jpg[/IMG]

Ohtori eh?
>It just hit me that cherries means you saw them back then didn't you

oh my god this girl holy shit I can't breath Ohtori is a fucking riot.

>In the going home club

hey that's me.

So far, Ohtori > Kotori
A festival? Oh boy this will be fun. That's the harvest festival thing iirc.
Chihaya~


that "familiar looking man" was suspicious as fuck


[img]http://i.imgur.com/pvNdYto.jpg[/img]

kjsdlfkjsd Chihaya so cute

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/umYTcSl.jpg[/IMG]

I need more Suzukis in my life

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WfihjK3.png[/IMG]

dat ex president

>I can smell 'mission complete' from here

what is this little busters?

Don't really care for this type of character.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0YeSSPo.jpg[/IMG]

Who voices Shizuru? She sounds familiar.

It's Haruka! And Yumemi! SHIT.

omg her hands are so small

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5FWnHhn.jpg[/IMG]

Kotaru swindling the hell out of Yoshino and Kotori

Well that was interesting. Shit got real for a couple of seconds and drama happened and the spinning thing in the corner spun faster.

oh fuck. hey. what's up. am I reading umineko or some shit like is this some crazy demon

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mV0Nt7l.jpg[/IMG]

He's like hallucinating and shit

>Get out before my food gets moldy.
ljkskldjfalks I can't breath

NEVERMIND #1 GIRL LUCAI DA BESSS

Lucia > Chihaya > Kotori > Shitzuru

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TZ7OJt7.jpg[/IMG]

those locked routes

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CpAb2rE.jpg[/IMG]

Oh ho ho Akane. Quite the looker, plus I'm sure her route reveals a ton of stuff.

AKANE VOICED BY ERI KITAMURA +1 +1 +1 +1 DAT VOICE

ALL I HEAR IS AMI~N

Akane's theme is pretty much the best dem strings.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bebezfM.jpg[/IMG]

WELP

omg Tomoko no ;_; lol

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HTKBrEi.jpg[/IMG]

wtf Shizuru is having a seizure on my screen

Nishikujou is.. pretty cool.
dat Ara~ara

AHA. AHA. IT'S KURUGAYA. I FUCKING KNEW THAT VOICE WAS FAMILIAR. PLAYING THOSE ONEE-SAN ROLES.

It feels like I'm reading an updated Clannad a la Little Busters. style-wise, the mood feels a lot more like Clannad, but the graphics and everything feels like Littl Busters. Maybe it's a change in the MC style of narration.

Lucia's a new voice

>No Indian would touch this with a ten foot pole

>Your title has changed to "Boy who licked a girl's plate, Level 2"

sdklfjslakjfskldj

>Then I gather the four great spiritual powers and arrange it so that I get credit for attending classes without actually attending them

That's not black magic, that's blackmail

Even through Akane's exposition I'm pretty much almost lost. The guide wasn't kidding when it said that her route would be best saved for last.

>If you convince me of the existence of the supernatural, you may satisfy your lewd desires

with that Kitamura voice it's like MY DICK

oh god I'm going to die

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zm1eUQk.jpg[/IMG]

It's like they made a VN and the MC was Sunohara

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zSLS71q.jpg[/IMG]

I never noticed Kotori's ahoge until now.

>Kotori and I brofist

what the fuck

Occult club. Okay, so I've joined the SOS

>The minimum qualifications are a 90 cm bust a 55 cm waist and 80 cm hips.

Jesus christ a 21 inch waist that can't be healthy.

>Skillfully dealing with troll posts like this will increase your internet level
>The internet doesn't have levels

OH REALLY NOW

betting that Akane made those troll posts

>The internet is a sea of information without a single lie

Sukumon

omg pokemon reference

>Story of the Stairs complete

oh hey more completion things

oh man. No signal. Escape the school?

>errors have been detected in the geographical data. Cannot produce an accurate map

why the hell does this guy hate me so much?

And then suddenly I'm reading Fate/Stay Night

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Oukoe0G.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bOUozlw.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/58yoSH9.jpg[/IMG]

lksjdklfjsdks BURN THE WITCH

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MWfQywE.jpg[/IMG]

I just give them mon-I set up a magic barrier to misdirect their awareness

uh huh

Ohtori joined your party!

Too much japanese mythology, can't handle it

what the fuck did Akane just call me a noob ????


How cuteee

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eC4RnLr.jpg[/IMG]

oh ho, who's this?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aNyhKxt.jpg[/IMG]

Oh it's Sakuya

god damn why are these guys so annoying.


Oh my god Kotori die in a fire
>Gajumal, gasual, casual
>Type of tree living in Okinawa

slkjdflksajd I can't breath this is just too over the top.
Rewrite just gets better and better. Literally laughing at absurd levels going through the roof.
Kotori's gardening skills through the roof

>By the way, who are you? A cockroach?
Rude.

Kotori: piyo piyo piyo piyo

I lost it

"And here's some good news for you lazy bums out there. Not completing this event isn't going to lower Kanbe-san's opinion of you at all! It has nothing at all to do with the plot. It's just a fun little sidequest. But something nice might hapen if you clear it."

Jesus christ could they break the fourth wall any more?

>muchas gracias
>De nada

no what the fuck is this

Oh god running around with Lucia was a riot.

44 and 46 kg. Oh my god they're like made of paper or something.

breaking that 4th wall
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/URz3J2B.png[/IMG]

Weekend questing. Mappie segments fuck yeah.

This gentleman.. there's more to him than meets the eye.

m-moe...

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aRJTLHs.jpg[/IMG]

Are you bullying me?

Oh my god is that a Clannad reference.

GASPING FOR BREATH RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAH

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eg0zumR.jpg[/IMG]

holy shit holy shit GET TOLD LUCIA Shizuru putting her in her place sit down Lucia you have no right to complain about that indeed.

>A textbook tsundere rival character...

status: labeled

This club is slowly turning into after-school tea time.

I CAN'T DO THIS. JESUS CHRIST WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THIS VN SO ABSURD SDLKFJSDLKJ;;J

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZhIAqiC.jpg[/IMG]

>So it'll be on Youtube or niconico?

I thought they couldn't mention these things because copyright

blair witch project reference. oh my god this VN

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/S2n0f3y.jpg[/IMG]

I'll end with this one. So far I've barely scratched the surface but I'm enjoying everything so far.

>So promise me, Kotarou-chan. If I win, marry me

;_; these shikigamiiii

>Alright we'll have seven kids
>Our family will be a baseball team!

inb4 little busters

OMG SAD PIANO MUSIC NO MY POOR SHIKIGAMI

Recycling cans has never been this fun.

Eri Kitamura's voice is delicious.

Help me I can't breath currently busting a gut.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vWrAX8o.jpg[/IMG]

It's like Komari's granpa all over again.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/o49LusC.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7UtciEt.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TY6rlWR.jpg[/IMG]

How cute

It's the spiritual succesor to Botan! Puhi puhi, except he goes Buu!

It might even be the same voice too

>We need to go somewhere with a high random encounter rate.

What am I playing, Pokemon?

>This isn't blackmail, this is gold farming

holy shit

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oUsYxaf.jpg[/IMG]

Pure my ass

Man, something is off with the city..

>I thought you got kidnapped by some foreign country

Oh Kotori...

[img]http://i.imgur.com/675AXUH.png[/img]

magicks

klajsdlkfjasdkfsj DEAR LORD

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VJ7ciun.jpg[/IMG]

Gee I wonder what this is referring to.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/87Mgw83.jpg[/IMG]

I just realized they took some SERIOUS liberties with the trnaslations.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kgd2BGk.jpg[/IMG]

I

I don't even

Simply

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IrMnw6c.jpg[/IMG]


AKLSDJFKL;ASDJKLF;JSADFLKJASDF;KLSAJDF

SCRE-SCRE-SCRE-SCREW-SCREW YOU!! SC-SC-SC-SCREW YOU!

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATH I NEARLY SPIT OUT MY DRINK

Absurd levels through the roof

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VzPSsGI.jpg[/IMG]

>Shouldn't we just carry everything to a dumpster?
>She picks up a fridge

PICKS. UP. A. FRIDGE

okay

We named him Buster Wolf!

But the translation says Crusher. Jesus they REALLY took liberties with the translations.


>All your earnings are belong to me
>That's the oldest meme in the book!

.. that.. that ass

[img]http://i.imgur.com/p8KiuVY.jpg[/img]

Shizuru eating everything in sight. What.

And then there's this

[spoiler=][img]http://i.imgur.com/rMF3V8r.jpg[/img][/spoiler]

>There isn't much fossil fuel left. The population keeps rising. Not only can we not reduce greenhouse gases, but at this point their emissions are built into our financial system

I wasn't expecting this to turn into a green lesson.

Oh it was just pesticides.

Uh oh. Things are happening now.

Lucia/Shizuru way too fucking good at deduction.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Vdrtm01.jpg[/IMG]

called out

and then suddenly, magical shit starts happening


what the fuck is that??????

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RB2euCR.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

oh what's up

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MLEe3rM.jpg[/IMG]

What's up with Lucia and Shizuru...

>Rewrite Kotori

Okay so I'm on the Kotori route now.

It's so pretty!

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kKMclOE.jpg[/IMG]

I swear that little gauge in the bottom left of the screen has to mean something - it's like his "power level" or something.

There's something really off here... I can't put my finger on it, but there's something definitely really off.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ePUnwBD.jpg[/IMG]

m-moe..

Kotori is my mother? Stop pretending to be my mom.

Okay so Kotori is the cutest little sister.

But what about Inoue?

Oh she was a transfer? Uh huh. That's about likely as magic happening. There's definitely something afoot there.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7edbshw.png[/IMG]

L;KJASLSKDJF is right

Oh, the Forest cafe is closed..

That 13th, where everything....

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OR0k4Ms.jpg[/IMG]

Surprise, it's Inoue!

;_;

m-moe..

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Pi0TUbw.jpg[/IMG]

Oh woah spoilers I wasn't ready for that?

What is going on... that thing goes mosu..

Calm down Yoshino

Well then. That was a bit on the heavy side. Not tears or feels or anything, but more of a like "why is this suddenly revealed right now?"

!!!!!!

Kanbe. Kotori.

[spoiler=The injury]Kanbe Kotori can control monsters. Miniature mammoth. Definitely not a dog.

He felt like throwing up.. so it's almost the same thing that Inoue had..[/spoiler]

[spoiler=]more magicks

[img]http://i.imgur.com/1kpXMXj.jpg[/img]
[/spoiler]

Oh hi Kotori

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HfPW2eE.jpg[/IMG]

>Even a Pokemon trainer couldn't do stuff like this.

>Rewriting power.

Oh I see so that's why it's called that.

Oh, treants.

This ribbon girl is odd.

breaking that fourth wall again.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TWZicHP.jpg[/IMG]

Special 3rd rank combat avian

Oh, so that's the backstory.

[spoiler=]So basically Kotori literally is a healer in the sense that she was healing those plants.
Also the KEY basically healed Kotarou via praying to the Earth or something.
And it was one of the Key's ribbons that saved Kotarou[/spoiler]

ljkjalksdf I can't breath hahahaha

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FWHilL7.jpg[/IMG]

[spoiler=made my heart twinge but no actual tears][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GVjZGwy.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

[spoiler=real terror][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bk50f1y.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT TUE

WHATTTT THE FUCKKK

[SPOILER=?????????][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mzBkD5M.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

oh god

right in the feels

such. unexpected feels.

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yrvlyyU.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

;_;

woah

woah

.....

that was a bit too much to handle all at once..

[spoiler=Kotori's]parents. Are familiar.[/spoiler]

YOSHINO. WHAT A BRO. WHAT. A. BRO.

SALUTE.

MADCORE CRUSHING ON KOTORI

wooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

ASJKDFASDFJAKLSDF

NO

NO

UNACCEPTABLE

My breath catches in my throat

This makes earlier feel like nothing

alskdjfl;askdj

Don't stop being Kotarou-kun

oh god this is what Kotori meant.

lkjaskl;dfjklsa;df

This music is also not okay.

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPPPPPPPPP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MENTAL ANGUISHH

I CAN;

THAT

THAT WAS A FUCKING SPEAR TO THE CHEST

I CAN'T

I CAN'T I CAN'T I CANIT' CNAI'

I WANT TO SCREAM BUT IT'S LIKE 2 AM AND

I WOULD WAKE PEOPLE UPASDFASDJFL;ASKDJFA

AAAAAAAA

SILENT TEARS SO MANY SILENT TEARS THE PAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER
ASKLDJF;KASDJFL;AKSJDFL;KAJSDF;SADF

NO

THIS IS

UNACCEPTABLE

I CAN'T EVEN KEEP MY EYES OPEN

I can still barely type. It's been fifteen minutes. I had to get up and step away from the computer and roll over in bed to curl up and crawl into a whole because my chest hurts and I feel this kind of like ridiculous amounts of anguish. This is the oly word to describe it oh my god why why

[spoiler=NO][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RT69HYG.jpg[/IMG]

>MOM! DAD!

[/spoiler]

ALL ABOARD THE FEELS TRAIN
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THERE ARE SO MANY TEARS I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE SCREEN
saccharin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
saccharin: FEEELS
saccharin: TEARS
saccharin: LITERALLY SHAKING
saccharin: WHILE CRYING

MEANWHILE.

THIS FUCKING KEY
THIS KEY

[SPOILER=]IS JUST FUCKING LAUGHING ALL THE WHILE

FUCKING CREEPY AS SHIT[/SPOILER]

[quote]
Saccharin
I've been in
mental
anguish
for
20 minutes
1:14am
Kaz
go step on a lego
1:14am
Saccharin
you d
you don't even
your
your bosy
isn't even
body
isn't evenrem
1:14am
Kaz
I finished the whole thing last week it's casual stuff
1:14am
Saccharin
remotely ready
fuck
laughing
is making me cry
laughing
is making me cry
for some reason
I started laughing
and now
1:15am
Kaz
like, I had more tears watching spongebob
1:15am
Saccharin
tears are boring
pouring
piraldjf;aklsdjfakl;sdfjakl;jfl;askj
i can't do this
no
no
lakjsd;flkasjdf;lkasjdfl;as
1:15am
Kaz
deal with it
1:15am
Saccharin
I'M
TRYINFG
SO HARD
TO DEAL WIT HIT
SI
SJALSDJF;LASKDJFASD
1:15am
Kaz
I'll read more later, but fire emblem calls to me
1:15am
Saccharin
HOLY
FUCK
IW
WHAT
WHAT ARE
THESE FEELS
KOTORI'S ROUTE
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CASUAL
ASLDKFJLAKSJDF
THIS IS NOT CASUAL
1:15am
Kaz
done not talking anymore
1:15am
Saccharin
IF THIS IS CASUAL
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO READ THIS
ANYMORE
gg
I'm done
I'm going to bed
fuck this
VN
[/quote]

FUCK

SHIZURU

NO NO NON

FUCK YOU

ARE YOU FUCKIGN SSEROIUS

NO

GO CHOKE ON A  MILLION DICKS KEY STUPID

STUDIO

STUDIO

FUCK YOU KEY

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED

TO PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE THIS THISHISHIHSS

[SPOILER=UNACCEPTABLE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/btDTxqo.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

[SPOILER=the gauge]no longer has an arrow/direction to it

I knew it. It had to be some sort of power gauge[/spoiler]

[spoiler=shizuru]has something more that she's hiding. that much is obvious. same with lucia. and akane. chihaya is the "mostly" normal one[/spoiler]

Kotori. ED.

Done.

I didn't learn a whole lot but the levels of feels man.. I wasn't. Prepared. At all.

Shizuru route unlocked.

Title change

[img]http://i.imgur.com/aoJwtKm.jpg[/img]

That's it for one night. Going to bed after something like that.

Shizuru route here we go~

>Don't make eye contact, you'll get teamkilled

pfftahaha

delicious Nishikujou~~ she loks like the type to go ara ara~

OY I CALLED IT SHE JUST WENT ARARARAR~

Yoshino scored 95/100. OP

>I seem to know a lot of people with troubled pasts.

typical KEYpeople

spoilers Shizuru

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ioua09M.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

Okay so Nishikujou's giggle is getting a litttttle annoying.

Lucia sounds kinda like Meiya with a higher voice.

Nakatsu Shizuru. Finally snagged her last name.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ywc0tFe.jpg[/IMG]

And then there's this little thing.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wSo2Gpf.jpg[/IMG]

holy shit hahahhahhahahhah

what the fuck are these things

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Kg6s8UQ.jpg[/IMG]

HAHAHHAAHAHHA THE BEST

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5gzrbXg.jpg[/IMG]

Ta~ra~ta~~

Kotofucious-san is wise beyond her years.

We can't search this area without any Chihaya fireballs

A rich man's prank? What a load of crap, that was a waste of time.

>If I had to choose between a heroine and the guy's father I would have thrown the game out the window.

Inoue's legendary intuition. Where the hell is her sprite?

>It'd be disturbing if you suddenly started acting nice to me

Oh Chihaya you're hilarious.

Lucia = Akane > Kotori = Chihaya > Shizuru

Lucia is like, fucking adorable.

Yes your anger only strengthens me. Please yell at me more Lucia.

>Uwaaa, Kotarou-kun turned me into a butt fetishist...

oh my god Akane #1

>More importantly, all these preteens are rushing to help the player they think is a girl...
>Maybe I should use a headset for once... though if they come for me I'll teamkill them.

>I'll just delete all the anime and idol songs

PROBLEM?

>It's lonely when things end
>Especially if you were having fun

^ accurately describes my feelings after finishing a series that I'm really attached to.

Lucia the token sister-in-law

Kotarou has earned the title: Trash!

>Bromance


Gil 10/10 comment

Nishikujoi's warning about it being difficult to be with Shizuru?

Living on 300 yen a day. Jesus.

and then sudden feels

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/asUTKNL.jpg[/IMG]

Music. That music is unacceptable.

Shizuru backstory. Paired with this kind of music. is not okay.

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god this voice

oh my god

this voice this voice

I KNOW THIS VOICE

[SPOILER=SHIZURU BACKSTORY]THE VOICE. IT'S GOTTA BE GEN. AND EBAKA. AND THEY SAVED SHIZURU AND HER PARENTS[/SPOILER]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/t7yAHVg.jpg[/IMG]

has a history of type E injuries..

[spoiler=]What is Yoshino's past?[/spoiler]

How secretive.. Akane is like the fucking mastermind.

Yuuko meets Beatrice or something.

DRAMA. DRAMA. OH MAN. DRAMA.

[SPOILER=]So, Akane is a summoner ? And Kotori was a druid? And Chihaya is somewhere on that line, and I'm guessing Sakuya is related there. Shizuru/Lucia are pretty related .

Hunters? Were they the same people that were fighting the dragon and T-rex and !!

WAIT. Shizuru was on the T-rex though..

[/spoiler]

Shizuru main route now. Here we go. Brace for the reveals. I'm sure this will be great.

And then suddenly my name was phone-crusher

So are Pani and Gil part of the druids?

Woah what.

[spoiler=he's been out of it]Tennouji hasn't come to class for a month. Kanbe/Ohtori are missing, Shizuru/Lucia xfer, Akane is gone too[/spoiler]

Guardian number, tons of money. What the fuck is going on. Shivers.

Oh, so [spoiler=]Shizuru lived with Esaka at one point[/spoiler]

So, [spoiler=]Guardian is the organization fighting Gaia. And then there are druids that are a different branch?[/spoiler]

[spoiler=uh oh]
this music combined with this picture is giving me a baaaad vibe
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3aLreOC.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

Oh the memory is returning. Flashback time.

Rocambole, shallots.

>I don't get bored watching you Kotarou

oh god hazukashiiiiiiiii

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VbVDPmx.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]


HOLY SHIT CUTENESS LEVELS THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF I THINK I JUST HAD A HEARTATTACK

oh my god

that reveal

oh my god

that

that reveal

earlier. In the route

[spoiler=]mummified corpses.. Kotori mentioning that she saw them just a day or two ago. That they were mummies. This blood-sucking worm. The worm found in the forest. Akane's explanation. Holy shit. Mind blown.[/spoiler]

Compressed space.

oh fuck oh fuck watch outttt
[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8tIUa1a.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

[spoiler=]Gennadiy Eduardovich Kawachieev, Bayern Knights of Guardian[/spoiler]

That's why it sounds familiar. Ryouko Tanaka, aka Kurugaya

Nishikujou Touka

I almost mixed up Ryouko Tanaka and Eri Kitamura

[spoiler=mfw]senri is actually a witch

also, that is fucking terrifying

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BXwUT5k.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

shichirin, ceramic coal stove/bbq. It's like the same thing in China.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/C08ROIA.jpg[/IMG]

Lucia: So why didn't you fall for me if I'm so cute?

WHY INDEED? I'M LOCKED OUT OF YOUR ROUTE RIGHT NOW

Oh.. it's Imamiya!

okay now I'm extremely conflicted.. those of you have read this far will understand what I mean.

[spoiler=]Choosing different girls puts you on different factions..[/spoiler]

That's too heavy...

... which is more cruel? Not having something to begin with or having it taken away from you later?

I CAN'T. BREATH

THE CORNERS. OF MY MOUTH. HURT. OH MY GOD.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LuF0cxM.jpg[/IMG]

well shit I just hit a dead end

what the fuck

I shouldn't be surprised, but what the fuck
[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vB8wiLa.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

WOW

FUCK

YOU

REWRITE

GO FUCK OFF

[SPOILER=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XpLt37t.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

I almost made it without crying....

And then the realization of what happened.

;____________;

A MYSTERIOUS VOICE.

WHAT

It's probably the part of something that's still a part

Ookay. That wasn't as bad as Kotori's route, partly because it wasn't as bad and because it didn't feel as painful I don't even know.

Feels definitely there. Not as bad as the Kotori route, but definitely made me cry a bit.

>This one's about a robot who was left all alone on a faraway planet

sup Planetarian

>They do so idiots don't learn, even after dying twice

I fucking knew it.

Fuck this dude.

[spoiler=]fuck off sakuya[/spoiler]

Chihaya is a fucking retard. Jesus christ are you a complete airhead??????

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GzdY8CY.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

it's like fucking f/sn in here

There's a line. Connecting.

Oh boy. Oh boy.

oh god

I wasn't expecting that

[spoiler=]Gen-san!!! saluteeeeee ;____;[/spoiler]

Wait...

[spoiler=]They're going to destroy the Key. Kotarou's life comes from the Key.

uh oh

this is going to be bad[/spoiler]

Oh. Oh what the fuuck

[spoiler=]She's deaf now and possibly mute[/spoiler]

go
god damn it

about ready to cry too

what is this shit.

this shit is not fair

at all

[spoiler=jesus christ too much action 4 me][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8C7lwb9.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

Ah, so now there's a [spoiler=tie]between Shizuru and Kotarou[/spoiler]

why

why

why

[SPOILER=SALUTE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/smC08og.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

OH FUCK IT'S LIKE UMINEKO MUSIC IN HERE

ASDKLFJ;SKLADFJ

NOPE

NOPENOPE

ASDJFLK;ASKDJFLK;ASDJFLK;ASJDF;AS


WHAT THE FUCK

WHATALKJ;SDFKLASJF;LKASJ

WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

FUCK

THIS
IS SO UNFAIR LIKE
I'M ABOUT TO THROW MY COMPUTER ACROSS THE ROOM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE

L;DKSJFLAK;SDLK;AJDF

I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

BUT
NO

THE FEELSTRAIN

KEEPS CHUGGING ON
CHOO CHOO FUCK YOU KEY
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

WHICH IS MORE CRUEL
CLINGING TO A HOPE THAT WAS ALWAYS IMPOSSIBLE
OR HAVING A REAL POSSIBILITY TAKEN AWAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M
SHAKING

OHHHH
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

FRESH TEARSSSS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKLS;DFJL;KASDFJLL;AKSJDLK;FJ

SLKJAL;SDKFJAL;SKDJFL;AKSDJFLKAJLKA

WHAAAAAAAAAT

THIS SONG IS UNACCEPTALBE
ADJAKLKLJDKLFASDF'ASDF

THIS SONNNNGGG US

ATHIS SONG IS SAUNACACPEBLET
ALJLKJAUUNACAPBPETLABLLE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK THIS PLOT DEVICE
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIEM

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING SHIT
BUT IT FUCKING DESTROYES ME

[SPOILER=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zctVoHo.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

NO

WHY
WHY IS THIS PART
SO FUCKING LONG

THIS PART

ENDLESS TEARS
THIS PARRRRRT

WALSDFKJASKLD;FASDF

WWWWWWWWWHHAAATTTT THE FUCKKK

I pray, that the next humanity can create better memories

>Nakatsu Shizuru's Diary

NO

NO

NO MY
BODY IS NOT READY FOR THIS SHIT

FUCK
DIARIES

Assss
I thought I can' tdo this diary

I can't do this

man
fuck
diaries
they are not allowed

I have some fucking PTSD with diaries
the sumika diaries
flashbacks
those dai

diaries are not okay I'm not even reading what i'm typing it's just words and wrods man

this

this

[spoiler=is not okay][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8d78EOA.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy

oh god why is this

why
is this music playing

oh jesus fucking christ

I know

I know what

this

WOW
I KNEW IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE IMPOSSIBLE

ASDFJKL;ASDKFLJA;SDKF;JALS;KDJFSL;AKDJFLK;ASDJFLK;ASJDF

CHOKING ON MY TEARS HERE

CHOKING ON MY EATEARS

THIS

THIS


THIS TREE
THOSE

TREE
WWWWWWWWWWWW
ASJFDIOAS;DOIFJ

ASDKLFJ;ASLKDJF

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
JLA;SDKLJA;SDLKFAJSDL;FKJAS;DLFKAJSDL;FKJASDLF;JKASD

ASDKLJF;ASDFKLJASLDKFJASKL;DJFL;AKSJDFKLASJDFKL;JASDLK;FJASDFAJSLD;KFJ;AOIJWE;OIFJAS
FAPEJFPAWJE FIAPEF A
EFJWEFIJAWPEIFJAWIEPFJASIPFDJASIPDJFASDFJIASDIFASPDFJJPIJASIPDJFAISPJ;IAJDF
AAIODFO;ISAJDFIO;ASJDF
A
SDFJIOASD;FIJASDFIO;JSADFIO;JASODI;FJASDFASP'FAPOEO
FOFE
FOPSEFOSFOASF
ASEOFASEOFASEFOASEFPOASJEFOPAEFSOPAEJSOEFJA
PEFJAE
FPEFASOJEFAJOASE
OFPOASEFOPASEFOPASEFOPASEFPOASEFOPOAPSEFASE
FOPASEF

STARS
ASDJSADF;OSIADFJSO;AIDFJASDF;KLASDJF;KLASDJF
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHIZURUUU ROUTEEEEEEEEEE

DYING

I'M
DYING
ASDJF;ASLDIFJASLIJAJJJJJJJJJJJ
AA
A
AAJSJSJSDAJFJASDFJJASDJFASJ

AAAAAAA

I need to calm down but I can't

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/psChDz1.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

It is 4 AM and I should have gone to bed but jesus fucking christ why

there are tears everywhere I'm like out of water.

Ok. Shizuru route down. I was pretty much devastated.

Time to go to bed.

oh god Lucia's lines are so great.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tW29kps.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JarLGEK.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PAW7bJ5.jpg[/IMG]

excuse me wat is dat

aw shit, high school drama chihaya and lucia. This must have been the fight that they were referencing earlier.

So I just went back and went for a bad end following a walk-through. Rewrite Kotarou. Must be the bad end.

Oh jesus. So that's why she wears those gloves.
[spoiler=Lucia]She seemingly has an anti power? Like, the reverse of Kotori's? Killing things with her touch?[/spoiler]

Jesus girls are terrifying

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yytLfDL.jpg[/IMG]

cute #1

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ysVin4K.jpg[/IMG]

That's not parfait, that's a moon

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/h1Iopgw.jpg[/IMG]

Here we go. Lucia route time.

>The cursed girl, Asahi Haruka
>And a boy from her orphanage who died. Kishida Ryuugo
>At the time, it felt like a perfectly ordinary ghost story...

dat foreshadowing

holy
shit

get

get the fuck out

of here

what the fuck

what the fuck is this shit

no

[spoiler=scurrred as fuck][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oifUaVo.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

>If glass breaks near you, watch out.

stop it yoshino you're freaking me out.

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuc k

oh fuckkkkkk

this shit

is

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck ohf uckkkkkkkkkk

this is some fucking umineko shit in here I am so
fucking
afraid
like you don't even know

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

ryukishi07 get the fuck out of my VN I am not prepared for DARKKKKNESSSS
THIS. MUSIC. THIS MUSIC. I AM READING. UMINEKO RIGHT NOW. I DON'T EVEN.

ASDLKFJASDKLJFAKLSD

NO

SERIOUSLY AFRAID
[spoiler=go away]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/53S80ox.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BMK52xS.png[/IMG][/spoiler]

no no nononononononno

no go awayyyyyy this is too fucking creepy this music is pretty much not okay at all like umineko tier shit right here

Who was that curse message really for?

Oh lawd

I'm on pins and needles right now what the fuck.
Get out of my Rewrite I don't need none of this horror shit

god damn fuck this music is creepy as hell like no no no no no this is weird as shit ambient noise

OH HFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK

OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKK

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

DON'T WAKE ME

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gyAMV2w.jpg[/IMG]

Who voices Haruka?

oh lord... I don't even know what to think anymore.

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/949P1pJ.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

Fanservicey but like.. I'm not even paying attention to the fanservice.

I feel pretty..  bad
[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BBBEbGf.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

So far Lucia's route is a combination of eerie and gloomy

oh my gooood

lucia

you little devil

oh

now I feel

really bad...

[spoiler=]I guess I suspected it.. but, I mean all the clues kind of pointed to it.. they're the same person[/spoiler]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LVIRnzy.jpg[/IMG]

It's not your hands that you're covering with those gloves, it's your heart.

;___;

MAN I DON'T WANT TO BE LEWD BUT JESUS CHRIST PLATINUM LEVEL

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7QEHgdE.jpg[/IMG]

[spoiler=born]for the sole purpose of going to that future world[/spoiler]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Y5H5sY5.jpg[/IMG]

ffff lucia is so cute

Jesus christ I am going to have a heart attack Lucia is so cute

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gADwE9u.jpg[/IMG]

holy shit this is the cutest thing in the world

>face lotion, cleanser, beauty cream, whitening, foundation
>liquid foundations, powder foundations, face powder
>eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, blush, highlight, lip gloss

man girls have it rough

>latest version of Grazeblue

sup blazblue

I'm like, almost embarrassed here. seriously Lucia is so fucking cute

So cute. What a beautiful pair.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6YazWfG.jpg[/IMG]

oh god I feel so giddy like

I am feeling so giddy, there are a few tears coming to my eyes but it's not like sad tears or anything is this like tears of happiness.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EtPBiqB.jpg[/IMG]

oh my god it's

it's just fucking adorable. like this girl is just too cute for words I have the stupidest grin plastered on my face.

and then there is that Nishikujou reveal

aww shit umineko shit just happened

Wow. What a plot tweest. Like, this is coup d'etat tier political drama

Something feels really off here. No, it definitely is off..
She's back? Even with all the happy music..

Oh.. so the truth is that she can't [spoiler=]taste anything. It had to be that. Jesus[/spoiler]

KASJDFLKA
MEANWHILE

[SPOILER=what the fuck are you][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kGzZOQA.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

[spoiler=almost cried][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qrNBuxc.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

[spoiler=]>This unprecedented loss of life is likely to surpass 9/11 as the worst case of terrorism in history[/spoiler]

[spoiler=HOLY SHIT THE QUALITY][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fUiiTqn.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]

Kotarou you idiot, even Chihaya is telling you what you're doing wrong.

[SPOILER=THE QUALITY LEVELS THROUGH THE ROOF][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sdJJycT.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

OH SHIIIIITTH

JHOOOLLYY SHITIITITTTTTT

THIS MUSIC.. JESUS CHRIST

[SPOILER=WHAT THE FUCK AM IREADING][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IqUhF8P.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

I'm just. I'm just crying.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YAcSXMs.jpg[/IMG]

;__________;

how beautiful

my hearrrrrrrrrrrt

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/etpD2JV.jpg[/IMG]

Not really a whole lot of tears at all, but plenty of HEART moments.

Tears of happiness would be more accurate.

All done with the Lucia route. Next up Chihaya

Time to start Chihaya route. What a qt

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rXeH3xW.jpg[/IMG]

D'awww how pretty

Oh.. [spoiler=Chihaya]doesn't have any parents[/spoiler]

>There's nothing between us, Kotarou! In fact, I hate you!

Wow, blunt as a shovel

>Sakuya afraid of cats

how cute

except. I still fucking hate him.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MSQntbq.jpg[/IMG]

Chihaya is a fucking airhead
>Stay away from fire it's dangerous

>What? Don't tell me, you've never wanted to be like Steven Seagal?

Okay let's search the area with the Chihaya Jet~

with the chihaya fireball and Chihaya laser and Chihaya blast

Ohtori Kotori. What a funny name

>This conversation is used in the Yoshino Language Proficiency Test Level 2

Pffft Yoshinese.

>Going to take a huge dump, will be late
>Shithead

oh man

unko unko unko. shit head hahahah

Wipe them out with the Chihaya Bomber

So that's the secret. Chihaya was suggested to read some books so she brough a huge box of them. And then accidentally gave the wrong measurements

A warning from Sakuya

And here is the Chihaya main route. I think I'll read about half of it before going to bed.

Oh so Akane and Chihaya are still here.

omg it's two strong idiots Kotarou and Chihaya OTP. Also apparently Sakuya is somehow aware of what Kotarou can do.

Sakuya confirmed for tsundere for Kotarou

Oh fuck it's Bernkastel
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sm5nQ09.png[/IMG]

what the fuck are you chihaya
[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ceaIMg6.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

Sakuya just called something moe lksjdflksjalj;

>they never cared about me anyway, beyond how I affected the family's reputation

oh dear Kotarou..

>Have you been infected with the Ohtori virus? It impairs brain function

pffftthahahah akane wow

[spoiler=and then suddenly slice of life]is no longer the case

>You've been drawn into a fight for the fate of the world

thanks akane
[/spoiler]

So there are [spoiler=]Three distinct groups? Or two? In-fighting among the Gaia faction?[/spoiler]

All these hints about Akane. I'm so curious.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VHMgkW4.jpg[/IMG]

awww shit Kotarou fucking level'd up

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xNcGadJ.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

>Oh my! You aren't the slightest bit bothered by me sleeping next to you!?
>Nope
>You just missed a big flag you know!
>I don't really want to trigger weird creatures' flags

dat VN wall breaking

Chihaya seems to be more of the easily embarrassed tsundere, while Lucia is more of the traditionally violent tsundere

what the actual fuck is this thing like I don't even

[spoiler=??????][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hEl2tM8.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

o look its sasuke bishie

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3EMPRxz.jpg[/IMG]

aw shit watch out fire hot

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UC2xMV7.jpg[/IMG]

oh boy. drama time

[spoiler=typical key drama][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kBXa0yg.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

Dark ALL the things

>Can't you strengthen your butt and use farts to fly

nearly spat out my water I can't fucking breath hahahahahahahah

Oh welcome back Lucia

And then this fucking rude dude shows up

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/a6ixIb4.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

JESUS CHRIST. SERIOUSLY

THIS

LIKE

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING. FOR REAL. THIS SHIT IS TOO REAL

WHAT.

[spoiler=what happened to my cute slice of life][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZGp0XyC.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

aw shit it's Nishikujou

AW SHIT. EPIC MUSIC INCOMING. THIS SHIT IS STARTING RIGHT NOW

LET ME SHATTER THAT ILLUSION OF YOURS
[SPOILER=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/m3mqPLa.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

This. This is something. Completely different from all of KEY's works in the past but it's fucking glorious though. I hesitate to use epic but things just escalated extremely quickly and it's kind of all sorts of quality.

The KEY and the druid power protecting it.

oh fuck. oh jesus fuck what

get the fuck away from me my body is not ready

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q1fsAfs.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

Oh, looks like [spoiler=Akane]has found the Key. I'd recognize that voice for sure[/spoiler]

sup Kagari

hi Shizuru

Yeah Sakuya see's what's going on.. the upper limit is near..


asdfklasdjlfkasdj they're meeting at the church!!!!

If you read Lucia's route you know exactly where this is holy shitttt

oh god.. so this is what Akane meant when she was muttering about the memories.. it kind of crushed her that it had to be that way...

so if he reaches the limit.. [spoiler=]he becomes a familiar[/spoiler]

I want to screenshot things but

there was just too much to screenshot there. Too many reveals. Too many feelings all put up at once.

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Lo82pPQ.jpg[/IMG]

It's like I'm reading F/SN but actually good[/spoiler]

This.

then the revelation about Sakuya.

Oh god feels.

[spoiler=revelations]So basically Sakuya had the same past as Kotarou and.. it turned him into a tree???[/spoiler]

>Actually, when a stupid character suddenly says something deep or clever, isn't that a death flag?

oh god no please

kljlskdjfklajsd Eri Kitamura shows off her voice acting prowess jesus what a terror

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cfcFFfR.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

;______________________;

whhy

why

Atonement. Fate. What the hell do these mean

Samurai die for their own sake. Knights die for the sake of another

Taskdjlf;kasdjflak;sdjfklasdjflkasdjfl;aksdjfak;sjdfaskd;fjasd
asdjfa;sdkjfaksjdfaksdjfaksdjfaskdfjaksdl;fj
asdfkjadkfjaksdjfaskdjfasdjfkasjdfklajsfkdja

adsjkfasjdflasjfkasjlj
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

legitimiately

legitimately

legitematlyl sobbing right now

there's no one here

and I'm like
actually
crying
out loud

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I've always been a sucker for these situations and plot points.

but every single fucking time

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Yqaazy5.png[/IMG][/spoiler]

Please wipe her tears for me

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no nooooooooooooo

;______;

fresh tears

why

what

what

what what what hwhat whathhhhaaattttt

what the hell?????

Pani?

whattttttttttttttttttt

;________________________;

what is this supposed to be like that was not expected at all

[spoiler=;___________;][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Nme7J6U.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

oh god bells

this music alone is already not okay

askldfj;laksdjf;kasdjfl;aksjdf;laksdjwiefwaeif
aijfiwoajfijwao;fasjdf'sijic'jasidjfisjdfijsdifja'f
dsjaisjdf
ijsdfijasdifjasdfjsdfajsdfiopasjdifajweifjweiopsjf
sijf
isjdfjopsefjisejfpjaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[spoiler=fuck]these. after death. messages. wills. messages. this is like kotomi all over again[/spoiler]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


;___________________;

Eri Kitamura.... what quality voice acting. shivers up my spine

;_______________________________;

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

asdjflaskdjflkj

Kashima Sakura.. the holy woman

At that moment we're thrown back into despair

No

what

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3INhzqp.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

what the fuck is that even supposed to be like no fuck off gaia

NO

NO

NO

YOU PROMISED

YOU PROMISED ME

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO

NO NO NO NO NO

WHAT A FUCKING MANLY PLAN

PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE TO WAKE HIM UP

JESUS CHRIST I'VE SPROUTED TEN DICKS AND GREW WAVES OF CHEST HAIR

SUP FUEGO

THE METER IS GOING NUTS.

THIS SHIT IS ALMOST AS CRAZY AS LUCIA'S ROUTE. NO ACTUALLY IT'S CRAZIER

HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING MAN

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RMoTaN7.jpg[/IMG]

So each ED has different animations.

Oh man. the feelings evoked here. It's a mixture of happiness and sadness. It's a combination of good and bad things.

Chihaya route complete.

Tears/feels: Shizuru > Kotori = Chihaya > Lucia'

Uncertain about Akane. We'll find out. Akane route unlocked.

Akane route time.
>I'm an armchair detective. I don't need to go anywhere
>You're not solving crimes, you're just surfing the net

Though this one is better

>So you want to try and verify supernatural phenomena?
>I see you haven't given up on my boobs...

oh lord

That ouja board lol

>Our party has two attackers and two supporter/healers

Except, y'know, one of those support/healers is actually an attacker too.

And he flipped them around honestly.

But of course he doesn't realize that.

Time to use the Chihaya cannon.

Break through with the Chihaya drill!

Time to use the Chihaya bunker!

>Stop treating me like a giant mech

but if you could shoot lasers that would be cool.

Chihaya Flash!

>Akane you're more like a mole. You hate light and stay indoors all day.

wow Kotarou rude as fuck

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nrVnJ7O.jpg[/IMG] oh hey

And here's Akane's route now.

Oh. Another orphanage. Of course. typical KEY

Kashima Sakura. There's that name again..

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CnPev3K.jpg[/IMG]

Akane gives me a warning.

Bracing for melancholy everywhere in Akane's route.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q9Scj75.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UxMI9n2.jpg[/IMG]

10/10 would be Akane's pet.

shiiiiiit son that meeting room was kind of intense. coup d'etat shit going on in here. political intrigue and all that.

Uh oh. a deeply locked away memory

shit...

this just got a hell lot more dark. it's crossing into umineko territory now..

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mhtFhAk.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

The Earth Dragon. andddd shit.

and that's it...

A full year passes.

Nishikujou gives me a warning

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/o92V0H5.jpg[/IMG]

the best girl for sure

annnnnnnnnnnd damn it.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JwFyxAK.jpg[/IMG]

uh oh can't see straight

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5h1DOaC.png[/IMG]

>Then what's the point of us having intelligence? If that just makes us suffer, why do we have it?

The truth behind the "holy woman"

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ka27lCg.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NPa4Vgt.jpg[/IMG]

sup ushio-clone

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1Rz18R9.png[/IMG]

okay so OSTs

Scene of Carnage and Phoiba are pretty much the F/SN equivalent
Black Star Sickness is bordering on Umineko weird

Finale is pretty much Umineko in a nutshell.

YEAH WE SAYA NOW. this reminds me of parts of saya no uta

BROOOSHINO

The people they saved are outnumber a thousand to one by those who died somewhere else in the world.

Akane route most heavy.

[spoiler=so... saya?][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nlA3weN.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

>Evolution doesn't always produce superior individuals
>It just lets those who happen to be born with the right genes live

rewrite 2 deep 4 me

There weren't any tears, but damn is Akane's route depressing.

We've sinned, but they all owe us their lives.

banishment

;_;

a few tears.

?????????????????????

and then

that

train

train of feels

where did that come from

of course it doesn't help that this fucking belltone music is here too

[spoiler=;_;][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VzVCxo4.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qG37YHj.jpg[/IMG]

Oh. My heart.

Akane route. It didn't have the same levels of raw tears, but.. a completely different kind of emotion was evoked.. It's not a true end, but it feels different from the other ends.

This route. Similar to Lucia's route. Almost a bittersweet ending? Well, I suppose it's a happy ending, but not completely.. typical KEY stuff I guess.

Akane route done. Oh boy. That's different.

ANYWAY.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oftkzU6.jpg[/IMG]

h-here I go...

Rewrite: Moonlit Stroll

awwwww shit it's the new OP

And here is where I learn more things right?

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/h6U61ub.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

Rewrite: The Girl Kagari

Side note, I just realized that all the respective girl's themes are flowers.

So is this Moon route a dream?

woah Kotarou don't get ahead of yourself now do ho ho

Kagari goes straight for the heart with her cuteness. if you know what I mean.

>Married to Kotori
>Married to Hamada Michiko

?

weird little memories
[spoiler=inb4]KEY time loop etc bullshit[/spoiler]

Rewrite: Dialogue
Rewrite: Fragment of Causality

[spoiler=]theory of life[/spoiler]

The forest, a wooden statue covered in moss
The clubroom, a shikigami
The department store, a sheet of fabric with nothing underneath.
The old store, a shichirin grill with saury
The mansion, a pendent

Very vague and weak approximations of them all.

Rewrite: Three Cups of Coffee

Intelligence goes hand-in-hand with loneliness.

welp that's depressing as fuck lol

Rewrite: Miracle Adventure

Can secrets remain divine after they've been revealed?

The universe is expanding. Theory of life. etc

What is this physics lessons in my Rewrite what was the point of everything else then?

Rewrite: The Beasts Whisper

Rewrite: Ritual

human history is recorded here

I have no idea wtf I'm reading anymore

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rQSQ6hT.jpg[/IMG]

Life
Omnipotent Power
Re-evolution
Possibility Tree
Garden Civilization

[spoiler=what][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3TAf86s.png[/IMG][/spoiler]

Rewrite: Nectar Moon in a Silent Sea

Not quite sure what I'm read anymore.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/t7imaz5.jpg[/IMG]

Rewrite: Danger

oh f uck

oh fuck

[spoiler=]Kashima Sakura???????? what. sending familiars across fucking dimensions and spacetime????[/spoiler]

Rewrite: Kagari's injury.

My existence is a reaction to Kagari's existence

WE GET THE CLUB TOGETHER. ONE LAST TIME

Tears are threatening me here.

In this unfamiliar place, where everything feels wrong and different, a familiar face.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Z5XRRqY.jpg[/IMG]

sadfjalsdkfjas yoshino tooo

Rewrite: The Occult club

whattt
whoas
dfasdhfa

hahahahahhahahhahaha
a
holyk ahis

shitttt hahahhahahahahhahaha what the fuck issss that hahahahahahahahah

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/W9gGCvt.jpg[/IMG]

Awww shit it's like a real RPG or some shit now

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bZx7rZv.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

Rewrite: Interlude

without the moon the earth never develops. Sounds about right.

and now everyone is basically playing sIM: Earth

oh! so..

[spoiler=]Akane is related in the scheme of things as well? Kotori saved Kotarou, but at the same time, Akane was involved as well. Same with the KEY[/spoiler]

Rewrite: The invasion

Throwing away those years of uninterrupted sleep will probably put him on a much harsher path. The fun will no longer be there.. he's basically sacrificing the fun there..

omg Philosphyz string version da besss


[spoiler=][img]http://i.imgur.com/a9bEDqv.jpg[/img][/spoiler]

BROSHINOOO ;_;

Haruhiko Yoshino

SAKUYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

only Chihaya and Shizuru

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/d8ee6AE.jpg[/IMG]

I'd cry but I have no tears.

Rewrite: The Truth No One Knows

..........

I'd say I saw that revelation and I really should have seen it.. but I didn't see it coming.

[spoiler=everything really was pointless]Kagari is the.. moon? The moon and earth are twins. The earth failed, so the moon stepped in?

Moon/Terra

it clicks now[/spoiler]

That..

I wasn't quite ready.

Teared up a bit but no tears.

But.. it kept me from typing. That vocal arrangement too strong.

[spoiler=Kagari][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ILgVKfB.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

h-here I go!

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2wY3DD2.png[/IMG]

wooooaaah that quality.

hey it's the clannad sound.

the stone was black with blood.
bulletproof glass.

I think I'm going to save this for another time.


[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/esvtk2N.jpg[/IMG]

Things are looking a bit different.

I'm feeling a bit of whiplash from Rewrite and Moon.. it's almost the same transition from MLE to MLU..

Oh.. so that's what Terra route is..

[spoiler=Kotarou]So Kotarou was in a coma for a while during Rewrite main route, and Kotori and possibly Akane and/or Kagari saved him but he was still comatose for a while. The reset/Terra world is where he doesn't go into that coma and grows up normally or something. Or as normal as this kid can get. It seems like he still has the powers so he was isolated as hell.

Getting an MLA vibe from this...[/spoiler]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHWHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

asdfl;asdkjaslkjl;kj WHAT A TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

IT'S LIKE MUV LUV ALL OVER AGAIN OR SOME SHIT AHAHAHAHHHHAAA

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CN8NNfA.png[/IMG]

I was going to guess the little girl was Kotori[/spoiler]

ah, so he's going after UMAs now.

[SPOILER=OH HEY LOOK IT'S THESE GUYS][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XvaN10V.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

OH HEY LOOK WHO IT IS
[spoiler=]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oNirYd2.jpg[/IMG]
[/spoiler]
I'm pretty 100% positive I'm not going to be ready for Terra route. Like, without a doubt Terra will probably demolish me.

omg Esaka was such a hottie

wow Kotori rude as fuck

omg Kotarou getting told by an elementary school girl.

>every time you run away, you lose part of your life

sup Pero..

oh lawwwwdddd oh lawwwwwwddd I know who this is oh loorrrrddy


[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LaFhNCe.jpg[/IMG]

Eh, what's this?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kRqepYq.jpg[/IMG]


[spoiler=This choice]Oh! So the ideal choice or whatever. If they go on this trip right after Pero's death, then basically Kotori loses her parents. Also Kagari is partly directing the path since she was choosing the path with a future. Terra basically is alternative except you know what you're supposed to do lol[/spoiler]

sup Imamiya

hot daaaamn

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AtvQsSg.jpg[/IMG]

10/10 Touka

Nagai...

Esaka: See you in three days. Don't get drunk and run off with some strange woman.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UCkDPNA.jpg[/IMG]

m-m-moeeeeee

Enishi House got funded by Martel.

[spoiler=]so basically it's a source of.. kids[/spoiler]

[img]http://i.minus.com/jr1y2MF0BsxbH.png[/img]

god damn it Imamiya is fucking annoying

woah what the fuck is going on I don't even know

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AjVa85r.jpg[/IMG]

welp hi there

[img]http://i.minus.com/jb2bkskX43pa3X.png[/img]

Ah, and so if[spoiler=] I approach the Key maliciously it results in everything going back to the main game.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=uh oh][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wogHCeW.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

There is no such thing as being right or wrong.

Both sides have their faults.
This music makes it so much worse, but [spoiler=]we just killed ten summoners/children... it takes ten of them to power one... I hope everything in this route will work out okay...

Guardian is terrible. There is no mistaking it. They can be just as cruel as Gaia[/spoiler]

Luis
[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QuGIRyu.png[/IMG][/spoiler]

A third group?

[spoiler=this key holy shit hahahahhahaha][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qn4fO48.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ispZydz.jpg[/img]
[/spoiler]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vmkqsfk.jpg[/IMG]

watch out kagari will fuck you up

I ask of you, are you my master?
[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vo1vOEP.png[/IMG][/spoiler]

AKSJDLKFJASDKLF THE RUMORS. ABOUT THE SUKUMON

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

IT

IT ALL FITS
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHA

HAAHHAHA OH WOW

[SPOILER=KLSJDFKLSA]saccharin: ASDFASDGAKSJDKJ MFW SUKUMON ARE ACTUALLY INSECT FAMILIARS
saccharin: JESUS CHRIST HAHAHAHHAHA
[/SPOILER]

HAHHAHH NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN I CAN'T BREATH HAHAHAHHA


[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Z6rKn1G.jpg[/IMG]

Magna Martel..

[spoiler=]Gaia - suzaki and Kashima groups.
Guardian - international organization
Druids - ancient summoners

[/spoiler]


!!!!! Tsukuno

[spoiler=]Nagai from that group was Tsukuno.. so she was originally a part of Guardian[/spoiler]

god damn it man the hell up Kotarou. what the hell man. you just threw an opportunity away..

that voice acting here.. that was crazy..

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VWiigGj.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

>I do have nightmares
>The pain may vanish, yet the wounds remain
>But no matter how many wounds I  have... I have to keep moving forward.

god damn why is this so ridiculous.

Pretty much Terra route has been plot TWEEEEEEEEEEESTS everywhere

triple agency

how beautiful, eh?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nSgJqMi.jpg[/IMG]

Reports of two adults and a little girl.

OH. HOLY SHIT. THIS GIRL. THIS GIRL. WAS THE ONE. THAT WAS

IN THE FOREST. IT WAS HER. THE KNIFE.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

[spoiler=MOE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iOZ6kwe.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

Sampaguita, aka Jasminum, aka Jasmine.

???????????

wow that was

rude
as
fuck

holy shit

you have to have like

zero heart to do that

[spoiler=]he just shot the Kotori parent familiars in the head[/spoiler]

;___________________;

[spoiler=SALUTE]ESAKAAAAAAAA

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3xxNlmF.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

WHY SO FUCKING COOL ????
[SPOILER=MEANWHILE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dKDUfqU.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]

It's the same blue, filthy, sad, cruel world.

the mother father and Tsukuno.....

Oh.. that voice. It must be Sakuya..

WHY CAN'T I PICK I CAN'T DO IT

WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7gYegND.jpg[/IMG]

everything

everything was fine

until this line

[spoiler=][img]http://i.minus.com/jPDIege3NLjYu.png[/img][/spoiler]

[spoiler=]http://i.imgur.com/tWY0Muu.jpg[/spoiler]

;_;

And... that's Terra.

[spoiler=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jZXwaGA.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fRdfCWu.jpg[/IMG]

Rewrite complete! Time to go through and 100% everything

[spoiler=hahaha wtf is this][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4aiPFhN.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]

>This is bad, Ohtori! The whole world can see your cherries this time!

pfffftthahahahhahahahhhah

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RfsjmOx.png[/IMG]

oh man this story

10/10 BEST GAME WOULD PLAY

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PIbGs6u.jpg[/IMG]

what the fuck Kotori made a plant grow from a plastic one lol

oops

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/M27bKlY.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yvE0d4a.jpg[/IMG]

WORTH IT

WORTH IT

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pOHkDv9.jpg[/IMG]

>Remember the Sensation

>Knead my fingers

>Lick my fingers

>Declare that boobs will change the world



>You are a dangerous homo fondliens who could potentially change the world

hahahahahhah

[spoiler=oppai end]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PcpZGps.jpg[/IMG]
[/spoiler]

10/10 WOULD PLAY

asdfasdlfkas;dfkj the corners of my mouth are hurting from laughing so hard

SUCH QUALITY

[SPOILER=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2kMydux.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]
[SPOILER=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dAWKDK0.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]

AHAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING HAHAHAHAH

[SPOILER=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DWyO2Rg.jpg[/IMG][/SPOILER]

[SPOILER=][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KtSYfsY.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]