Talking Concier: Choromatsu
Source: http://privatter.net/p/1563311
What is being said to him is in [brackets].
Sometimes he has multiple responses indicated by (numbers).
The (time of day) may affect the responses as well.

[Osomatsu] Begone. From today on, you are a stranger to me.
[Karamatsu] How is everyone's job hunting going? You all gave up, didn't you?
[Shittymatsu] From today on, you are a stranger to me.
[Choromatsu] My name is Matsuno Choromatsu.
[Ichimatsu] ESP-kitty is pretty cute, but Nyaa-chan is way cuter.
[Juushimatsu] Why did we do that skit at the fishing pond...
[Todomatsu] You dry monster!
[What is your name?] My name is Matsuno Choromatsu.
[Please treat me well (yoroshiku)] Please treat me well!
[Nice to meet you] Ni-Nice to meet you...! I'm M-Matsuno Cho... Choroma...!
[Let's get along] Same here!
[It's been a while] It has been.
[What is your gender?] I'm a guy!
[How old are you?] Over 20!
[Where are you from?] A busy place.
[What is your birthday?] 24th of May, Gemini, blood type A!
[What is your hobby?] Going to live concerts and events, I guess!
[What do you like?] My favorite sake is umeshu and oolong tea highball!
[What do you dislike/hate?] Nothing worth mentioning.
[What is your favorite food?] Yakitori and oden, I guess!
[What is important to you? / What is you heirloom?]
[What is your favorite type?] My Nyaa-chan small instant camera, I guess!
[What is your favorite type] Nyaa-chan! You're insanely cute! Nyaa-chan!
[What are you into at this moment? / Your obsession?] Reading job advertisements, I guess!
[I have someone I like] Who? Someone I know?
[Do you have someone you like?] I'm currently requiting for a girlfriend!
[If you could have one wish come true] I want to become an idol manager!
[If you could use magic] I would like to have a lover!
[Do you want something?] What should I do~
[What are you doing?] I'm watching the anime I recorded.
[What are you doing right now?] I have to really start looking for a job soon...
[How are you feeling right now?] I feel fine!
[When do you go to sleep? / When are your sleeping hours? ] I don't sleep at all. Juushimatsu's snoring is so loud that I'm sleep deprived.
[Are you gonna sleep / Aren't you gonna sleep?] Even if I go to bed, I can't sleep~ (Starts alarm function)
[Good morning]It's such a nice morning.
[Good morning (in English)] (Morning) Good morning (in English)
    (Evening) Good morning. It's such a nice morning.
[Good day] (Morning) Good day! How are you?
    (Evening) Good day! How are you?
[Good day / Thanks for your hard work / Greetings / Hey] (Morning) It's such a nice morning.
[Good evening] (Morning) Good evening. It's almost time to go to bed.
    (Evening) Good evening. It's almost time to go to bed.
[Good evening] (Morning) It's such a nice morning.
    (Evening) Good evening. It's almost time to go to bed.
[Thank you / Thanks] No, it's not problem.
[I'm sorry] Don't worry about it!
[I'm going now] Take care!
[I'm back] Ah, welcome back. Where did you go?
[Thanks for the meal / I'm full] Aren't you getting sleepy?
[Delicious] Yeah! It's delicious!
[Good night] Good night.
[Good bye / See you again / Bye-bye] Bye-bye!
[See you tomorrow] See you later!
[I'm free tomorrow] Uhm... How about a movie?
[Happy birthday] Happy birthday.
[Today is my birthday] Congratulations!
[Feel good / Fun / Celebrating] That's nice!
[I'm sleepy] Want to take a little rest?
[I want to rest] Let's prepare for tomorrow and sleep!
[I can't sleep] Why?
[I don't want to wake up] If you don't wake up soon, you'll be late!
[I want to eat] Nice! What will you eat?
[I want to eat a snack] What will you eat today?
[I'm late] That's bad~ Will you be okay?
[I overslept] What a disaster! You have to hurry!
[I went back to sleep] That's fine every once in a while, right?
[I want to go to the toilet / I want to take a dump] Want me to come with you?
[I don't want to go to my job] I understand that feeling very well!
[I don't want to go to my part-time job] That's no good! You have to go!
[I don't want to study] I don't want to study~
[My homework won't end] Finish it quickly so we can go play!
[I passed a test] Congratulations! You did your best!
[I passed] You did your best!
[I want to go back] Eeh~ You're going back?!
[I'm going to take a bath] Go take it easy~
[Feel good] What should I do~
[My heart is beating fast / I'm nervous] Eh! Why! My heart is beating fast too!
[It's hard / I'm tired / Tiresome] I'm worried.
[Difficult / Angry / Frustrated] I've got a bad feeling about this...
[I messed up] Eh?! no way!
[I forgot] I don't even care anymore!
[I'm tired / Tiresome] You did your best.
[Are you tired?]  I'm tired everyday because of my brothers...
[Free time / Bored] Where shall we go to have fun?
[It's nothing] What?
[Interesting] I'm glad! Did you like it?
[I'm lonely / I want friends] I can be someone you can talk to!
[Let's be friends] If you're okay with me, then gladly!
[Let's stay together forever] Please stay with me forever!
[I want to lose weight / I'm going on a diet] But you're fine the way you are now!
[I want to become cute] You're insanely cute!
[I want to become strong] Let's become strong together!
[Compliment me] Your smile is truly beautiful.
[Pay attention to me] Wanna go do something fun?
[Come with me] What?
[I want to go to the sea] That's nice! When was the last time I went?
[I got rejected] Want to talk to me about it?
[Let's play] How do you want to play?
[How do you want to play?] Wanna watch anime with me?
[Sing](1) Chanchakachanchakachaaan, charanran (singing)
(2) rururarara~ rururara~ (singing)
(3) Hmmhmmhmm~ (humminh)
[Dance] If it's okay with you, would you like to dance with me?
[Do an impression] Muscle! Muscle! Hustle! Hustle!... What are you making me do?!
[Do your best] Getting a job? Of course that'll happen soon!
[Are you okay?] I'm okay!
[Please do it / Do what you always do] Nyaa-chan! You're insanely cute! Nyaa-chan!
[Cool / Handsome / Cute / Pretty / It fits you] Eh? You mean me?
[Dreamy / Amazing / Kind] No, you're too kind.
[Pat head] That's amazing!
[There, there ( yoshiyoshi = like calming someone down)] This is really embarrassing, but I'm happy!
[I (really) like you / Marry me / I want to marry / I want to be together / I love you / Go out with me / Kiss] Eh?! Ah, no, uhm... Eh...
[lovey-dovey] I'm jealous...
[Do you like me?] Nyaa-chan! You're insanely cute! Nyaa-chan!
[Do you hate me?] Of course not!
[I hate you] Why am I the bad guy now?
[I really hate you] Wait, uhm, what do you mean? I don't get what's going on!
[Annoying] Eh, sorry...
[You piss me off] Isn't that scary...?
[Boring] Sorry...
[Noisy, loud] I'm sorry!!
[Impossible] Let's talk!
[No, Wrong] Eh, then what?
[I don't get it / What?] I'll be quiet for a while...
[How / Why] The same goes for me too!!
[Kiss / Butt / Ecchi / S*x / Underwear / Horny / Girls] Eh?! What do you mean!??
[April Fool's] Yeah... I got tricked by Totty immediately.
[Halloween] Happy Halloween!
[Trick or Treat] Trick or Treat!
[Christmas Eve] We'll have a Christmas party with only guys this year too...
[Happy New Year] Happy New Year!
[Have a good New Year] Please treat me well this year too! Have a good New Year!
[Please treat me well this year too] Same here, please treat me well this year too!
[Valentine] I wonder if I'll receive chocolate this year...
[White Day] I have to give you a return gift!

* When opening the app
We meet again.
Talk to me about whatever you like.
Do you want something?

* Toward words he can't react to
What does that mean?
Sorry, I don't really understand.
Please say it again more slowly.

* If the mic can't catch it correctly
Please say it loudly.
Sorry, I couldn't hear.
Hmm, I can't hear it.
Please, one more time.