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Hugs Time?: Part 1 of the Vocabulary Building series

Apr 29th, 2012
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  1. >You've always wanted a fluffy pony, but their irritatingly repetitive, pre-programmed vocabulary turns you off.
  2. >You wonder if it is possible to train fluffies to favor or avoid certain words by forming associations.
  3. >Clearly, this is a job for science!
  4. >You stop by the pound and ask to see the weaned fluffy pony foals.
  5. >The depressed pound worker takes you back to the foal cages.
  6. >The foals squeak at you, chirping "Pway?" and "Mumma?"
  7. >You ignore the pegasi and unicorns, they're a bit fragile for the training you have in mind.
  8. >A blue earth fluffy filly that's particularly healthy and vocal in her demands is your choice.
  9. >You pay the worker and leave with your filly in a small paper box that's not too dissimilar to a Chinese takeout box.
  10.  
  11. >You keep the lid folded on the ride home, smiling at the squeaks of "Why dawk? Wan mumma! Wan hugs!" and "No smeww pwetty!"
  12. >Of course she shat in the box, she's probably only twenty days old.
  13. >The filly seems to ask for hugs more than anything else, so you decide to make that word your first taboo.
  14. >You bring her inside, leaving her in the container while you arrange a small bed and a litterbox in an empty closet.
  15. >She's sensed that the box has stopped moving and is pawing at the sides to get out.
  16. >Having readied your 'safe room', you open the paper box and take a look at your filly.
  17. >She squints at the light, then breaks into a smile as her eyes adjust and she sees you.
  18. >"New fwiend!"
  19. >Pretty cute.
  20. >You lift her out and throw the box in the trash.
  21. >A gingerly bath with a dish sponge gets the shit and funk of the pound out of her fluff while she babbles and nuzzles your fingers with her head.
  22. >Then you feed her single Spaghetti-Os, watching her mash her blunt, soft baby teeth against the squishy rings.
  23. >You actually have to cut some of the medium-sized ones in half since they're just the right size to choke her if she swallows them whole.
  24.  
  25. >After her bath and feeding you set her on the counter and look expectantly at her.
  26. >She turns around a few times, taking in the room, then when she's satisfied with her inspection, she looks up at you.
  27. >"Pway?" she asks, brightly.
  28. >You smile and poke her in the nose, causing her to giggle.
  29. >Carrying her around the room, you make airplane noises as you take her on a tour of her new home.
  30. >She seems to like the airplane game.
  31. >Then you roll her around on the floor like a ball with your bare foot.
  32. >She giggles the entire time.
  33. >After you play with her for about an hour, she's completely pooped and nuzzles against your leg.
  34. >Your fluffy looks up at you and says, "Fwuffy wuv daddy! Give hug?"
  35. >Game time.
  36.  
  37. >You lean down and look at her, feigning an expression of concern.
  38. >"What did you just ask for?"
  39. >Your fluffy seems taken aback by your reaction, but cautiously repeats, "Hug?"
  40. >With fake confusion, you answer, "All right, if that's what you want."
  41. >The fluffy pony squeals happily as you pick her up in one hand.
  42. >But stops when your fingers close around her body and you start squeezing.
  43. >"Owch! Hewp! Fwuffy no wike!"
  44. >You stop squeezing and look at your pony.
  45. >She shivers a bit and looks back at you.
  46. >"Why huwt fwuffy? Fwuffy onwy want hug!"
  47. >You stare at her and say, "But that's what a hug is."
  48. >Fluffy pony goes quiet as the conflict in her brain begins.
  49.  
  50. >Once it looks like she'll be physically and mentally sturdy enough to survive your experiment, you decide to name her Thumb.
  51. >She seems to like cuddling your hand, after all.
  52. >Over the next few weeks, you take care of your fluffy pony, housebreak her, and enjoy her company.
  53. >But you repeat the painful squeeze whenever she requests a hug and then ask her why she wanted to be hurt.
  54. >Every day, Thumb runs into a situation where her programming prompts her to ask you for a hug.
  55. >While your own conditioning makes her afraid to say the word.
  56. >"Daddy, Fum want... want..."
  57. >You lean down.
  58. >"Yes? What do you want?"
  59. >"Fum want... want..."
  60. >Her programming wins out eventually and her brain shits out the word.
  61. >"Fum want hug!"
  62. >Her eyes go wide in terror at what she just asked for as you reach down to oblige the request.
  63. >"No! Fum no want hug! Fum sowwy! No hugs!" she screams as you squeeze her.
  64. >You make sure to keep her away from normal fluffy ponies.
  65. >Every time it takes a bit longer for her brain to supply the word.
  66. >The march of progress.
  67.  
  68. >One day a couple months later you leave Thumb in the backyard as you run an errand.
  69. >And return to the sound of her crying.
  70. >Peering out the screen door, you see a dirty brown unicorn mounting your fluffy.
  71. >Judging by the bruising around his face and hooves, he's probably an abused stray that someone threw over your fence.
  72. >The unicorn keeps going "eenf eenf eenf" as he penetrates Thumb, who cries at the pain.
  73. >Dammit.
  74. >You forgot that she'd be coming into her first heat.
  75. >The unicorn climaxes and falls off of Thumb.
  76. >"Fwuffy make speciaw hugs!" he announces, tired.
  77. >Upon hearing the taboo word, Thumb cringes and starts crying harder.
  78. >Actually, this might not be bad at all.
  79. >You've been wondering how well a fluffy's behavioral conditioning can be transferred to its offspring.
  80. >You pick up Thumb and the unicorn and take them inside.
  81.  
  82. >You set up a second 'safe room' made from a plastic storage tub for the unicorn and keep him separate from Thumb.
  83. >Every day while Thumb is in heat you put them together and allow the unicorn to mount her.
  84. >He does so joyously, chirping "give speciaw hugs" as Thumb cries at the rough insertion and the taboo word.
  85. >Once Thumb begins to swell and the unicorn's ardor dies off from lack of pheromones you sell him to a breeder.
  86. >Fluffy breeders are always looking for stud ponies that are smart enough to fuck on their own.
  87. >Meanwhile you explain to Thumb that she's going to have foals.
  88. >Thumb squeals with delight.
  89. >"Fum so happy! Fum wuv behbies! Daddy, give hug?"
  90. >Oh dear.
  91. >Her impending motherhood is taking up space in her brain real estate and forcing your conditioning out.
  92. >Time to redouble your efforts.
  93. >To be fair, she becomes remorseful immediately when she realizes what she just said.
  94. >"Fum no want hug! Fum sowwy! No hug, no huwt behbies!"
  95. >You squeeze her anyway, this time placing your hands on her face and butt and pressing them together, painfully compressing her spine.
  96. >"Mff mfuff!" Thumb cries.
  97. >It seems to satisfy the need for negative reinforcement without damaging her.
  98. >You look down at her teary face.
  99. >"I made sure not to hurt the babies, but you need to control yourself better and not give into your impulses!"
  100. >Thumb shakes all over as she nods at you.
  101.  
  102. >Your reinforcement pays off as Thumb passes the rest of her pregnancy without asking you for hugs.
  103. >Eventually, the swollen pony goes into labor.
  104. >"Fum need make poopies! Need poopies bad! Fum huwt!"
  105. >You carry the nearly-spherical Thumb into the bathroom and set her down inside the tub, upside-down.
  106. >A pile of towels is slid under her rear, and you begin pressing gently on her belly.
  107. >One after another, four slimy foals slip out of Thumb and fall in the pile as she shrinks back to her normal size.
  108. >Once Thumb can move on her own again, she wiggles over to the newborns and cleans the placenta off of them.
  109. >She guides them to her teats, and they mewl and begin to take turns suckling as Thumb cuddles them.
  110. >"Fum wuv behbies, Fum wuv!"
  111. >The miracle of life.
  112. >Time for the final test -- you reach in and pick up a foal.
  113.  
  114. >Thumb looks at you with mild alarm, though she's too tired to move anymore.
  115. >"Pwease give babeh! Babeh need foodies! Babeh need... wuv... pwease, babeh need..."
  116. >Here it comes.
  117. >"Fum give... babeh need..."
  118. >"Yes? What does the baby need?"
  119. >You can almost smell neurons burning out in your fluffy pony's head as the training of her entire adult life goes to war with her maternal instinct.
  120. >"... hugs?"
  121. >Whoopsie!
  122. >Thumb looks up at you as you pretend to recoil in disgust.
  123. >"All right, Thumb."
  124. >Tears form in her eyes as you hold the whimpering foal out over the tub, its head peeking from your closed fist.
  125.  
  126. >"No! Fum wong, babeh no need hug! Fum give... Fum give..."
  127. >The experiment must go on... but the foal's little face reminds you of when Thumb was just a little pony herself.
  128. >One more chance.
  129. >"Yes?"
  130. >"Fum give babeh..."
  131. >She pauses, quivering so violently that the other nursing foals are shaken off her teats.
  132. >"... hug?"
  133. >Squish.
  134. >Thumb screams as the baby's pulped body drips blood and gore onto the other three.
  135. >"Thumb, why did you make me do that?"
  136. >"Fum don't know..." she chokes out between her sobs.
  137.  
  138. >Pretty soon Thumb has blanked out the details of what happened.
  139. >She hasn't forgotten the conditioning.
  140. >Thumb herself now never utters the redefined word.
  141. >The foals seem to pick up on the way she avoids using it.
  142. >When they do blurt it out because of their programming, Thumb quickly shushes them with a punch from her soft hoof.
  143. >One foal is a slow learner, however.
  144. >Often you hear it ask "Mumma why no hugs?" followed by a little 'paff' as Thumb hits it.
  145. >One day you come home to the sound of foals crying.
  146. >"Pwease mumma, fwuffy sowwy! Fwuffy no want hug!"
  147. >You open the safe room door to see Thumb squeezing the recidivist foal as hard as she can with her little hooves.
  148. >Its tiny eyes are bulging out.
  149. >The other foals are crying nearby and whimpering, "Pwease wet fwiend go!"
  150. >Thumb cries, "Hugs bad fo' fwuffy! Babeh no ask fo' hug! No say!" while the foal squeaks contritely.
  151. >"Sorry mumma, no say! No ask fow hug!"
  152. >You're such a proud parent.
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