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  1. At the top of the show, The Power Trip is celebrating the control they now have over the WWF. Mick Foley comes down in a Santa costume carrying a shoebox with TITLE SHOT FUND written on it.
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  3. "You know, if this was any other night, I'd be down here talking about how I want my title back, how I want a match, how I this, how I that, but that's not what tonight is about. Tonight is about giving, and goodwill towards men. So I took up a little collection backstage, because there's one man the Power Trip has wronged that hasn't had an honest chance at getting back his dignity. I passed this shoebox around the locker room, and every man and woman back there put a little bit in. But it still wasn't enough. Hell, it wasn't even close to enough. So I steeled myself, I worked up my dander, and I walked right up to the meanest, most miserly Scrooge in the WWF.
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  5. Well, Austin, it seems Ted DiBiase's heart grew three sizes last night, because he pulled out his wallet and made up the difference, plus a little bit extra for his favorite Ringmaster. So let me present, ladies and gentlemen, Steve Austin's opponent, in tonight's main event, FOR THE WWF TITLE, THE SKUNKROCKER!"
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  7. Skunkrocker came out and cut a promo about how Pillman cheating him out of his honest hard-won chance at the WWF title has been eating him up for months, and tonight he's thankful beyond words for the generosity of Mick Foley, Ted DiBiase, and every kind-hearted man and woman backstage, because win or lose, tonight he can hold his head up high and say he's an honest to god WWF Title contender!
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