A Brighter Shade of Black [Requested from Vhatug]

>The nights silence was broken by a roar from the princess.
>"I CALLED THIS MEETING ON BEHALF OF ALL HUMANS AND HUMAN KIND!"
>The two hooded ponies in front of Princess Luna began to stomp.
>"WAIT! Where is sister PinkiePie?"
>The two hooded ponies looked around and gave a "LOL, I DUNNO" gesture.
>The Princess sighs.
>"We can't begin with out her."
>The two hooded ponies DE-robed themselves...
>"Fluttershy, Lyra, begin a search for sister PinkiePie."
>Lyra salutes and gallops away.
>Fluttershy gives a nervous salute and begins to fly out the window.
>Luna walks towards the window.
>"Oneday... I'll have my own...*sigh* human."
>The banner above read "The Humanity Club."
>Decorations was hung around, and a poster of a human was on the wall.
>Well... you were the ONLY human in a Equestria, so of course it was of you!
>The decorations seemed to be falling...
>"Nooo!"
>Princess Luna flies up and tries to stop the decorations from falling.
>Only to get her wing caught in in one of the hanging streamers.
>It pulled, and all the streamers that were hanging fell.
>The nails came out of the wall and into the punch.
>Luna flies her fastest to get to the bowl to empty it.
>The streamers attached to her back was caught on a record player
>Luna flies even harder, trying to get free.
>The record player flings across the room and Luna into the bowl of punch.

>You are Anon, helping PinkiePie and Inky with the rock farm.
>Its rock season, whatever that means.
>"So... All humans look like *you*?"
Yup! Well... no, not exactly.
>PinkiePie was inside, preparing to leave.
>You remained outside, with Inkie...
>She was a bit reserved and spoke softly.
>She kind of reminds you of Fluttershy, except Inkie doesn't look like she would be all that into animals.
>You can see Inkie struggling with a large rock.
>Being the cool guy you were, you help her out in moving it.
>Your chest was against her back, and you pushed.
>You couldn't see her face, but you can tell she was blushing.
>When the large rock was put where it was supposed to be, Inkie ran to the other side of.
Um... Inkie?
>You tryed to peak around the rock, only making her dart to the other side.
>...
>Being the clever anon you were, you climbed on the top of it.
>She didn't notice
>You look down and see her with a small smile and a blush.
>It looks kind of odd, considering her coat color.
Hey, Inkie.
>She looks up in shock
You don't need to hide something so pretty.
>Her blush spread to her entire face.
>She kind of looked like PinkiePie now... Yeah... You can see it.
>"I've... Gotta go."
>She runs back into the house.
>Moments later she walks back outside with a bag.
>"Hey Anon... I have to go to Canterlot in my sisters place in a party... And... I was wondering..."
Sure!
>You bow
Anything, for a mare as beautiful as you.
>She blushes again
>Cant get enough of it...
>PinkiePie was busy busy helping her family and catching up.
>You finish moving the rocks around, and begin to make your way to Canterlot with Inkie.

>You are now Fluttershy
>Where could that party animal gone off to this time?
>She isnt in Ponyville, thats for sure...
>You fly up to a nearby Stallion.
>He was dressed to party, A gag in his mouth, chains on his saddle, and glowsticks around his neck and hooves.
>Or... thats how you *think* ponies party here in Canterlot...
Um... Excuse me sir...
>"WHOOO! FILLY! YOU WANNA GOOD TIME?!"
>You don't like this guy
I am trying to look for a places ponies party...
>"IMMA PARTY ALL IN ONE! WHOOOO!!! COME WITH ME FILLY, I'LL GET YA TO A PARTY!"
>You thought to yourself.
I...Have no choice... This stallion might know where PinkiePie will be.
>You follow him blindly
>He just continued to shout in the night.
>"WHOOOO!!! YOLO!"
>...

>You are now Lyra
Sister PinkiePie... She likes... parties? Not much to work with, but it will have to do.
>Suddenly you stop...
>You hear a beautiful sound in the distance.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZn_VBgkPNY&feature=related
It... couldn't be.
>It was.
>As you turned the corner you see Octavia, playing her cello, with the moon in the backround.
>The Scene was just so perfect.
>The sound of her deep cello made those butterflies in your tummy multiply.
I... You...
>Octavia's eye's remained closed
>Tonight was her opening night!
>She was to preform this very piece... but...
>Why is she out here?
>Practicing?
>It didn't matter, you were getting your *own* personal show!
>If only you had brought... ANYTHING for her to sign!
>Oh man, if only Bonbon was here!
>Her piece was coming to an end...
>You had to say SOMETHING...
>BUT WHAT?!

>You are now Princess Luna
>You had JUST ruined an entire party...
>In about... ten seconds flat.
>What were you to do?
>You looked at your punch soaked mane.
Ohhh...
>You begin to squeeze it out.
>Your mane acted so much like a sponge its not even funny.
>Where is everyone?
>You hope that they dont return anytime soon...
>You use your almighty alicorn powers to bend the space in the room...
>Darkness filled the room and it seemed like the night sky, but in blanket form
>...
>It got worse.
>The tables were warped and and the wood on the floor was cracking.
OHMYGOSHNO!OHMYGOSHNO!OHMYGOSHNO!OHMYGOSHNO!NOOOO!
>You cant leave it up to magic anymore...
>You try to collect the cups that was scattered everywhere.
>Yeah... thats good.
>Maybe if you-
>ALL THE CUPS HAVE HOLES IN THEM NOW
>Double Face hoof.
This is going to be a problem.

>You are Anon
>And... Are you lost?
>No, cant be. Inkie knows where to-
>"Anon, where are we?"
>...
>You took the map off her saddle
>Why do ponies have saddles? Who rides them?
>Anyway...
It looks like we are...
>You cant read pony.
>Inkie begins to laugh a little.
>It was cute, so you laughed with her.
>"Now..."
>She takes the map away from you.
>"Aw, here we are! We just need to follow this road, and make a right at the Haiku, Teashop.
>Her hair was covering her face, which kind of bugged you.
>Why did you want to see her face so badly?!
>Her dark her was pushed back with a flick, and her grey face was now visible once more.
>Feeling the [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]
>Why did this mare make you feel this way... Like... a weightless feel.
>"Come on Anon, this way."
Coming!

>You are Fluttershy
>You are following a crazy stallion... to a "Night club."
>The lights are bright...
>And the music is a little to loud...
>"WOOOAH!"
>And him...
>You couldnt stand one more minute of him...
>The best thing to do was leave.
I really need to start looking for my friend PinkiePie...
>"Come on! ONE MORE DRINK!"
>...
>You took the beverage and downed it.
Now if you'll excu-
>The room began to spin.
>"Come on, lets go find another joint!"
>She was OBVIOUSLY not at this, "party."
>The stallion begins to scream as you leave the "party".
>Oh sweet Celestia you hope that this night doesnt drag on like this.


>You are Lyra
>Octavia had just finished playing her amazing song.
>Now is your time to get your *very own* autograph of Octavia!
>You reach into your bag and pull out a pen and paper.
Now's my chance!
>You make your way towards her, then suddenly ponies come charging out of the Haiku, tea shop nearby!
>NOOOO!!
>They crowd Octavia, blocking any chance to get near.
>You begin to shove your way to the front.
Excuse me, Pardon me!
>Something grabs you by the tail and drags you out of the crowd.
HEY! What gives?!
>You try to resist, but the force was strong with this one.
>Final out of the crowd, you turn to see who pulled you out.
>It was a some strong stallion, in a suit.
>"Ma'am, Im going to ask you for your name and some sort of identification."
WHAT?! WHY?!
>"You have been- HEY!"
>You didn't want to give this guy jack!
>But, being the well built type, he was gaining on you!
>You turn to see how far away her was from you
>He is a hair away!
>WAAAAAM!

>You are The Princess...
>...
>This party/meeting is TOTALLY ruined.
>Maybe if you just-
>All the chairs are now alive.
>One of the chairs begins to claw at the door
BAD CHAIR!
>You give it a good smack
Listen, all of you. LISTEN!
>The chairs stop
WE NEED THIS PLACE CLEANED SPOTLESS! IF THOU HAST NOT BE CLEANING, THEN TO THE "DUMP" YOU SHALL GO!
>The chairs were terrified
>The all made a salute and began to clean
>You wipe the sweat on your forehead.
>This was good.
>Or was it?
>The chairs posses no fingers and are not doing the "best" they can do.
>You shine your horn over them.
>...
>They began to grow!
THIS SHALL SPEED UP THE-
>The chairs growth does not stop.
>They break through the ceiling.
>The chairs begin to walk off
>GREAT!
>No Chairs...

>You are Anonymous.
>It seems like something hit you.
>You turn to see a mare with a lyre as a cutie mark.
>VERY interesting...
>You get on your knee
Excuse me, but why are you in a hurry miss?
>She gazes into your eyes
>"A...Human..."
>There was a large stallion behind her.
Excuse me, but why were you pursuing this lovely mare?
>The large stallion approaches you, sending you up to your feet.
>You cant fight this guy on your knees, after all.
>"That mare was spying on Miss Octavia!"
>You look to the mare.
She doesn't look like she doing anything wrong.
>You pet her on the head.
>"Well, that doesn't excuse her from a FREE show!"
>He comes charging in
>Inkie see's this.
>"ANON!"

>You are Fluttershy
>This stallion is crazy
>You hate the situation your in right now...
>"Hey Yellow fellow, never caught your name."
Its Fluttershy...
>"HAHA! Alright Fluttershy! Lets go look for your friend PinkiePie!"
>Wait... what?!
>Did this stallion REALLY not even TRY to you look?!
>You were so angry you could just... just...
Please.
>He began to laugh again
>"I know a place, I am assuming this PinkiePie pony doesn't hang out in crazy parties like we just went to."
>Well, you hope not!
I... I dont think so.
>"FoSho."
What?
>"Follow me, Flutters."
>You sigh.
>When are you gonna find PinkiePie?

>You are Anon, again.
>A stallion, about a foot or so shorter then you, is charging.
>Being the most alpha anon ever, you sidestep him.
>He was caught off guard, giving you an opportunity to strike him behind the head.
>"What? GUAAAH!"
>He falls to the floor.
>Inkie watches, amazed.
>You lift the hooves of the Lyre Unicorn.
I hope you werent hurt.
>You gaze deeply into her eyes.
>"No... I...Hands...I..."
>The mare was in shock.
>Its not like its everyday you get to meet the one and only, human, Anonymous.
>Inkie runs up to you and the greenish colored pony.
>Clearly she is jelly!
>You peripheral's see all.
>You let go of the greenish color pony and make your way towards Inkie
>"Anon! Who was-"
Nothing...
>You get up and turn to the Greenish colored pony.
Stay out of trouble ya hear? And good luck with the Lyre!
>Like you said, your peripheral's see all.
>She was... happy... waving her hooves around in a silly fashion.

>You are Fluttershy
>You are also surprised in this Stallion!
>You and him are in a tea shop, sipping green tea.
Um...
>"This is my favorite part..."
>The stallion gets out of his chair.
>A jazz band was playing.
>He began to stomp with a few other ponies.
>The atmosphere was very warm, with the dim lights and cool beats.
>No sign of PinkiePie...
>You get out of your seat.
>Its been hours.
>Princess Luna is probably worried SICK!
>You sigh.
Im sorry, but I've gotta go now...
>The stallion waves.
>"Catcha later, Fluttershy."
>He goes back to his music.
>You let out a huge sigh.
Guess I should just-
>Thump
>Oh no! You hit somep0ny!
>You cant look at this pony in the eyes... your neck feels like it is broken...
>You make a quick dash for the Humanity Club.
>DEAR CELESTIA, that was emarrasing...

>You are Anon.
>Hm? Something just hit you in the leg.
>A yellow pony with a pink mane.
>She didnt even bother to look up, she just dashed away.
>"Hey... Anon."
Yeah?
>"I think that was... one of Pinkie's friends."
She kind of reminded me of Fluttershy... but I couldnt tell, with her hair over her face like that and all.
>You give a shrug and continued on with Inkie.
>You pass the tea shop and make it to a medium sized building.
>There was a sign on the front that read: Humanity Club.
>Interesting.
>You knock 3 times and wait for an answer.
>"Anon, what is the Humanity Club? And why is my older sister in it?"
>That question caught you off guard.
>Why was she in it?
>You kneel down.
I believe that the humanity club is a club...
>You had to think of something... anything...
A, uh... FANCLUB!
>She looks at you puzzled
>"Fanclub?"
>SHIT!
Yeah, um... to humans!
>Please dont ask another question. Please dont ask another question. Please dont ask another question.
>"Hmmm... Okay then."
>She looks back to the door
>Damn that was close.

>You are Princess Luna.
>And by Celestia's beard, damn it all to Tartarus and back, somep0ny is at the door.
>What are you going to do?!
>The room is a wreck!
>Wait... it could be Fluttershy or Lyra.
>You look out the peeking hole.
>Its... A HUMAN!
>OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!
>What do you do now?!?!??!
>A REAL LIFE HUMAN IS AT THE DOOR!
>You turn around in excitement, only to have your heart crushed.
>The room is still a disaster!
>Another knock is heard.
>Oh no...
>You dont want to be rude!
>You run to open the door, covered in sweat.
H-Hello?
>"Hello, Princess Luna" The human bows, "My name is-"
Anonymous! [insert own height and weight here] and spends most of his night writing!
>I think you came onto him a little strong.
>He does look like you caught him off guard with the information you presented him.
>"Yes... and we are here for the Humanity Club, taking the place for PinkiePie."
>Taking... the place?! This was supposed to be a sacred club, made for-
>Buck it.
Im sorry, Anonymous, but... I believe I have to cancel the club today.
>"W-W-WHAT?!"

>You are Anonymous
>You are pretty pissed that the club was cancelled, but hey! You got to spend/ show off to Inkie.
>Inkie looked down and began to laugh.
>Princess Luna joined her.
>You were truly puzzled.
>"Come on Anon, lets get back to the farm." Inkie happily gestured.
>It was dark out, the sun was going to come up anytime now.
>How irresponsible of you to keep a filly out this late!
>You say your "good-byes" and made your way back to the farm.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IqzQ2ymrCk&feature=related
>The trip back to the farm was easy, and slow.
>When you left the city, things were calm.
>You and Inkie remained silent.
>THe sun began to come up.
>Inkie's walking patterns were turning into a stumble.
Hey, Inkie. I can carry you, if you want.
>Inkie smiles and accepts.
>"Hey Anon..."
Yeah?
>She pushes her face into your chest.
>"Thanks."
>She was clearly blushing.
No problem Inkie.
>The farm was in view, and the morning sun was never brighter.