How Bugsy ended up in Equestria.

>Wake up
>Get up, out of bed
>Put on a towel
>Shower
>Put on some clothes
>Have breakfast
>Brush teeth
>Head to work
>Help people
>Have lunch
>Talk with some colleagues
>Toilet break
>Get work-related stress issues
>End of today's shift
>Get home
>Put dinner on for yourself
>Shave
>Start getting tight chest pains
>Find it hard to breathe
>Wish your colleagues were here to help
>Pass out

>Wake up in a dense forest
>Learn about escaping from wild, mythical creatures
>Survive the night
>Meet a talking zebra who helps to ease pains
>Have some healing medicine
>Have some vegetable soup
>Fall asleep

>Wake up
>Early hours
>Still night time
>Blue, giant, horned, winged pony
>Asks to come with her
>Offers you a deal
>Now employed for a new job
>Feel terribly lonely
>There are other humans

>Deploying