OFFICIAL ANONYMOUS PRESS RELEASE FROM COMMANDER X

OFFICIAL ANONYMOUS PRESS RELEASE
From the desk of Commander X
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Today, I have unleashed the most incredible cyber weapon of the People's Liberation Front upon Facebook, crippling it permanently.

We will only restore your precious Social Media when the government release my best friend, Barrett Brown.

Until our demands are met, perhaps you should spend some time away from the mind-controlling emotional manipulation distractions of Facebook, and look into helping save Palestine from imminent Genocide.

WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT FORGET
EXPECT US
WE ARE ANONYMOUS
I AM COMMANDER X