DDD primer v1.0

epic

EPIC

WHAT AN EPIC WIN THIS CHARACTER IS. OH SO YOU'RE OFF STAGE, YEAH WELL YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK ON WITHOUT SOME BULLSHIT IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE I'VE COVERED EVERY FUCKING WAY THERE IS IN. GORODS CAMPING ME AT THE EDGE LEAVING ME HELPLESS FORCED TO TAKE DAMAGE. HAS THE BEST (AN I MEAN THE FUCKING BEST) RECOVERY IN THE GAME AND HAS A FUCKING STUPID ABOUT OF JUMPS. IT'S ALL SO FUCKING SAFE, 0 RISK INVOLVED. ALL OF HIS FUCKING MOVES HAVE DECEPTIVE ENDLAG FOR BEING A FUCKING HEAVY CHARACTER. OH LET ME GUESS
>BUT HURRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MY FMSASH IS SO SLOW
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO USE THAT SHIT TO GET A KILL. NOTHING AT ALL, JUST FUCKING FLOAT ABOVE THE ENTIRE STAGE AND SHOOT SHIT AT ME UNTIL I'M OFF STAGE. OHH SINCE YOU CAN JUST FLOAT WHEREEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, YOU CAN FOLLOW ME NEAR THE FUCKING EDGE OF THE BLAST ZONE AND MAKE IT BACK SAFE. OR JUST LET ME COME BACK ON SO YOUR SO CALLED "LAGGY" DASH ATTACK CAN KILL ME AT 60%. YEAH IT'S FUCKING LAGGY BUT HAS A SHITON OF ACTIVE FRAMES.
>B-B-B-B-B-B--B-BUT IF HE'S FLOATING JUST DO AN AIR ATTACK
FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. THE HAMMER HAS TOO MUCH RANGE, AND IF I TRY TO JUMP HE FUCKING BELLY FLOPS ON ME

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MEMEME PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOTS
>HURR WHAT A RESPECTABLE MAIN
FUCK OFF