Pearl and Amethyst LEARN about Prostitution

>“...and then you pay them what they ask for and leave.”
>Be an Anon
>Resident Beach city citizen and resident
>Resident resident.
>heh
>and you just gave your good friends, the Crystal Gems, a lengthy description of one of the world’s oldest and most renowned professions.
>Sucking dick for cash.
>or
>y’know
>Prostitution.
>and when you said “Crystal Gems”
>you meant Amethyst and Pearl.
>Steven was off with Garnet beating the shit out of some rocks or sumthin’
>you had some time to blow, so you headed out for the beach in front of that giant-ass rock sculpture
>it’s kinda intimidating really
>anyway
>you met Pearl and Amethyst around there
>They didn’t mind you, really
>Struck up some talk with them every so often
>This one just happened to lead to how prostitution worked
>And now they’re both just staring at you.
>It’s been a good 15 seconds since anyone has said anything
>Pearl’s face is about 16 different shades of teal, but she kept a straight face
>Amethyst is just sittin’ there, looking like you just gave her a complex math problem.
>”So lemme get this straight.”
>”Some random dude can go up to some random chick, and just say ‘hey babe, I’ll pay ya for some fuck’ and then she just do it?”
>Amethyst has a strangely curious look on her face.
>”Well, the girl has to give off that she’s willing to do it.”
>”But that’s essentially it? She does sex for cash?”
>”Well, yeah.”
>”But what if the guy asks for something else?”
>”Usually, I suppose the more strange the request, the more cash she gets.”
>And suddenly, epiphany.
>Amethyst looks like she solved whatever problem she was thinking about.
>”PEARL.”
>She turns to her, and firmly plants her hands on the sides of Pearl’s head.
>”We could make a KILLING.”
>”WHAT?”
>Saying Pearl was taken aback would be a massive understatement.
>She basically flew backwards from Amethyst in shock
>it was kinda impressive actually
>”Amethyst, you KNOW this is wrong!”
>”How is this wrong? YOU know how humans tend to wanna fuck, and if they wanna pay me for it, there’s no reason not to. It’s like free money.”
>Pearl couldn’t believe her nonexistent ears.
>”I agree, humans tend to find strange solutions for stranger problems,”
>She looks like she’s about to break down, blushing harder than before
>You look at her gem to remember what pigment her skin is before she goes full on blue
>”But think about this Amethyst. You have to actually… you know...”
>”Touch a human?”
>”I can touch a human, Amethyst. It’s just...”
>”You don’t know dicks.”
>You’ve taken a backseat to this conversation.
>”...I wish you wouldn't make it sound so crude.”
>”Pearl, it’s easy. All you gotta do is rub until they’re hard, and then-”
>”I AM FULLY AWARE OF HOW HUMANS PROCREATE, AMETHYST.”
>”...”
>”It’s just such… a disgusting concept.”
>”Ah, come on, P. It’s something you can wash afterwards.”
>”Washing implies getting dirty, Amethyst. And I’m not particularly comfortable with this level of… dirt.”
>oh
>Oh.
>You really wondered if your feelings should be hurt
>Or your dick’s feelings
>shhh little buddy
>the bad gem will leave soon
>then again you didn’t frequent prostitutes
>you wonder if pearl could change that
>...
>probably not
>She’d probably be all weird about it
>maybe she’s just into being a servant
>She’d rake it in if that was the case
>Amethyst might take it differently
>She’s probably sucked some dick before
>She knew what sex was at least
>eh
>she sounded like she just wanted the money
>speaking of which
>”Come ON Pearl! You know that having extra money on hand is useful.”
>”Well, you’re not wrong, but that doesn’t...”
>”AND you know how Steven sometimes asks for things. Things cost money Pearl.”
>”I know that Amethyst, but-”
>”So by NOT having sex with strangers, you’re sacrificing a valuable source of income as well as refusing the needs of Steven, a growing child. That’s low, P.”
>”That doesn’t justify any of that Amethyst! Humans are… humans-”
>”Have created a market where sucking dick gets you places. Come on, P.”
>Pearl really didn’t want to be talking about this
>It showed
>Amethyst looked like someone just cut in front of her in a line
>”Fine. If you’re not going to provide for the family, I will!”
>and she runs off towards the city.
>You and Pearl are left on the beach
>Awkward silence ensues for a moment
>”Pearl, are you okay?”
>”I really hope Amethyst knows what she’s doing.”
>”I didn’t ask about Amethyst.”
>she looks at you
>”I suppose I really ought to relax for a bit. Sharpen some swords. Reenact some of those old Japanese rituals. Might calm the gem for a bit.”
>Damn
>she’s uncomfortable
>but she looks like she needs help
>maybe some jokes?
>do those ever work?
>”Well Pearl, she might learn more about humans than any gem ever has.”
>was that a good thing?
>you didn’t know
>you thought Pearl LIKED learning
>Well, most learning didn’t evolve dicks and swallowing their contents, or how to form an anus perfectly fit for sodomy
>”I’m not against her becoming...involved, with other humans persay. Rose taught me that.”
>Wait
>Rose?
>Rose fucked Greg whenever they had ten minutes privacy
>But also Steven happened
>Wonderful little goofball, really
>She took a moment
>looked at you again
>”But the idea of actually putting value on my physical form is a stressful, painful idea. Who knows. She might not get any customers. She’d be devastated.”
>That
>actually might happen
>Fuck wait
>Amethyst no
>”And when that happens, she’ll begin to change her form, to a point where she might not recognize herself.”
>Does that happen to gems?
>”Does that happen to Gems?”
>”Well, not in a permanent mental state.But she’d have to constantly change forms, only be seen as one by her customers and another during the day, and then she’d come home, then if Greg ever found out, stars forbid Steven...”
>...
>Shit son
>That sounded heavy
>You really should have said something to Amethyst
>”I’m worried for her, Anonymous. I don’t think I could stand to see her doubt herself again.”
>...
>Wow.
>You really didn’t know what to say.
>”Well, I don’t think you’d have those problems.”
>She looks up at you.
>Confused, mostly
>SHIT
>”Anonymous, what are you saying?”
>ABORT
>”I mean-”
>SHIT NIGGA NOT LIKE THIS
>”I really don’t think you would have much trouble finding customers.”
>ABORTABORTABORT
>Of all the things you could have said, you went for it
>Thirsty alien fucker tactics
>You kinda wanted to die
>you were actually more worried if Pearl might actually Hara-Kiri her gem in the next hour
>But you glance over at her face
>Bright blue again, eyes wide, no real expression
>”Wh...Why w-would you say such a thing...?”
>You’re too far in
>At least try to make the rubble look nice
>”Well, Pearl, I think that a good portion of the humans you’d meet would actually like your form the way it is.”
>”But you’re implying that-”
>”You’re attractive?”
>And silence again
>you got pretty great at causing that to happen
>”Anonymous, I, um-”
>Well at least you died with nothing left to lose
>”I… appreciate that.  ...Thank you.”
>Holy shit.
>Um
>You didn’t have a spear your neck
>or torse
>or anywhere
>You just called Pearl hot
>an aggressively average human like yourself
>and she took it beautifully.
>Rose must have done something to teach her.
>”I really must be going, Anon.”
>Oh.
>”But I’d be willing to chat some more, if you’d like.”
>OH.
>”No problem P, I’ll be in touch.”
>Hoh fuck man
>you actually survived that
>wait
>and
>AND
>She’s smiling at you.
>Still blushing
>but she’s giving you a genuine smile.
>You wonder how many customers she’d give that to.
>...
>You really gotta stop fantasizing about that
>wait
>you hadn’t realized you subconsciously began fantasizing about that
>fucking subconscious
>nigga fuck you
>wait who said that
>which lobe?
>Idk man I just live here
>But you decide to head home, and let that conversation stew in your mind for a while.
>
>
>Several hours Pass
>
>You’re still anon
>Beach city-goer
>Avid nightlife neglecter
>But you’re walking tonight
>sky’s pretty as fuck yo
>You’re looking at some cool fuckin clouds when Amethyst surprised you from behind
>with a suplex
>”ANON! GUESS WHAT!”
>”You learned how to break spines?”
>”Nope. I had my first customer.”
>Well shit
>that was fast
>you really didn’t know what to expect though
>it was Amethyst
>might as well ask for details
>”Did you know the guy?”
>”Yep. Fryman.”
>oh shit
>The Fry Guy
>sold some bomb-ass fries
>Also was married with 2 kids
>”Alright, well, how’d it go?”
>”OK. Get this-”
>”I met him at his shop, and dropped massive hints that I wanted to help him out, if ya get what I’m givin’.”
>ok seems average so far
>”He agreed, and let me into the back.”
>seems good, keep goin’
>”He put me to work, and soon I was doing all sorts of stuff, not even stuff that was relatively dirty. Made him happy, though.”
>Huh.
>Fryman’s got kinks?
>You really don’t wanna know
>Probably has a fleshtato
>ughhh
>”Here’s the best part. He says he’ll pay me for all the time I spend with him and that he wants me to head there every day now.”
>Damn Amethyst
>She basically made it big in the hooker industry
>”It’s amazing. I can’t believe Pearl thinks this is dirty work. I didn’t even see his dick most of the time. I did follow him into the bathroom once though.”
>...
>?
>???
>?????????
>You head over to Fryman’s Fries and ask Fryman what he did with Amethyst
>.....
>She got a fucking job at Frymans’

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