LNPP from thread 126

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Discord"
'Twi'
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, and I've regained my greentext at least!

"Tell me, Pinkie. Do you even know what's real anymore?"

'This is all a dream so technically none of this is real.

"But who's dream is it Twilight? Are you really Twilight, or are you just a projection of what Pinkie thinks is you."

>Princess Luna already did the questioning dreams thing.

"Isn't it a fascinating question though? How real would you say your experiences are? Wasn't it the philosopher David Human that said our experience can only be based on our jumble of perceptions and it's because of that true absolute knowledge can't be attained."

'You're referring to the Bundle Theory? I've read about him and his philosophy on Skepticism and also what he's said about induction. I didn't think you knew anything about-'

>That doesn't matter right now! I've already said it doesn't matter if the experience is real or not. As long as we remember the experience, it's real enough.

"Emphasis on memory? Are you a fan of Bon Locke?"

'Oh I love Bon Locke.'

>Twilight we're running out of time. Can you-

"That's all the time we have now so we're going to have to continue next episode on a show about nonsense."

>Gosh darn it!

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comic version http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/princess-aj/images/f/f0/1456879695747.png/revision/latest?cb=20160302005732
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Discord"
'Twi'
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but you should be used to interruptions!

Discord snaps his finger and changes everything into a comic format. Only those who have access to the image can see their current form.
"Like the change in pace?"

'I feel really...blocky for some reason.'

"Not everyone is an artist."

>...Huh, I'm actually okay with this, but your shenanigans have gone on long enough.

"Oh? What are you going to do about it?"

>Twilight, Pink Plan Dio!

'The one where I just say Za Warudo?'
Time freezes in place and colors are inverted.

>...Ha...AHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah...just like that.
Twilight couldn't tell because of their abstract blocky form, but Pinkie was making a toothy grin.

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twi"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but first I need to do this!
*POP*
Pinkie and Twilight pop out of being flat squares on a comic. Pinkie's coat is black and her mane is pink. Discord remains blocky.
>Toki yo tomare

"...how come he's frozen and you're not?"

>We're in the Non-Canon World and I declare in green that you can stop time in a dream.

"...what?"

>First rule while you're here. Don't question me. I already had an adventure with Applejack, but I guess it's your turn now.
She circles around Twilight.
>Like I said, I need your help.

"Sure, anything for a friend. I'm here for you."

>Good I'll explain everything...but first...
She smiles with a mouthful of sharp teeth.
>I'm hungry.

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but my writer is getting sick of getting stuck and over thinking things! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!

"Howdy y'all."

>Have you seen the latest season of the Trotting Dead?

"No, but that reminds me of a funny story of when cousin Peach and Ah' wandered on to the set of Stable of the Dead."

>Here we go.

"Now mind you we didn't know they were actors, so we ended up getting trapped in the stable thinking these here zombies were going to eat our brains. We drew straws ta' see who would sacrifice themselves in order for the other to get away and Ah' drew the short straw. Ah' had the last laugh through on account of she jumped out the second story window when the zombies came in and broke her legs in the fall. If that was a real zombie apocalypse, we probably would have both died, so the important lesson I learned was not to rely on cousin Peach during a zombie apoca-"

>Okay, that's all the time we have, but hopefully things helps makes things up! Have good day, everypony!

"Wait, Ah didn't get to the scene that they based on one of our-"
AJ wakes up.
"-reactions on...aw. Well, we could have been something in show business if we stuck around."