Red spy is red, blue spy is blue, If I had sandvich Id share with you

Soldiers are red, maggots are blue, If you where a point, Id definently cap you

Red spy is red, blue spy is blue, if theres one behind you, Ill simply press X 2

Your blood is red, my bandages are blue, call out for a medic and I'll heal you ♥

Stickies are down, sentries are too, make a push forward and I'll uber you ♥

Krit rockets are red, their soldier is too, if we make it alive I wanna cap point with you

You are on RED, but I am on BLU! We'll sneak round the back of 2fort and I'll dominate you

That chokes pretty dangerous, outside is too, come to the back and Ill erect my dispenser for you.

Playing a scout to get closer to you. I'll equip my Shortstop and then bonk you

We're both playing snipers - it's too good to be true! Lie on your Razorback and I'll Jarate over you

Here we both sit, touch my black box and Ill make it a direct hit.