Spin the bottle 7: Final Chapter? (Clop) (Edited)

>Be two weeks since the 'incident' involving you, Vinyl Scratch, and Celestia.
>At this particular time you're sleeping soundly, the light no longer bothered you considering its being blocked by the new black curtains Vinyl had put up in every room of your home.
>You'd never slept so soundly before in your life, in the past you always,  ALWAYS had to deal with that fucking sun after a night of heavy drinking.
>The only way Celestia can mess with you now is if she makes an appearance at your home.
>But not all is dandy in your little home.
>Even with Vinyl taking a vacation from her career as an entertainer, she still insisted upon coming up with something new. She'd made sure to get her equipment brought to your abode as soon as possible.
>At first you figured it'd be awesome as hell, but having her music blasting in your house at all hours of the night every night didn't sit too well with you.

>Suddenly you hear the bass drop at fucking random.
>The sudden noise was scary as fuck to you to say the least; it caused you to nearly leap from your bed.
>Oh god did a griffin with parkinsons have a stroke on Vinyl's soundboard?
>This has got to be the absolute worst noise you've ever heard in your entire life.
>You hear Vinyl's 'music' come to a sudden halt
>VS: "CELESTIA DAMN IT!"
>Yeah she's not in the best of spirits
>You assume that sleep time is over for you; you make your way out of your bed and proceed to dress yourself in your typical casual attire
>You make your way down your stairs, you take a look around your now crowded living room
>The couch, the table, the TV, all that shit is gone, moved to the side to make room for Vinyl's equipment.
>You can't help but feel a twinge of regret for allowing her to set up, it’s become quite the cluster-fuck of cords, cables, and other miscellaneous items.
>It doesn't help that the area has a plethora of empty energy drink cans, pastry boxes, half eaten salads, etc.
>When Vinyl focuses upon finding 'inspiration' everthing else becomes secondary it seems.

>You shout out to her in order to get her attention
"HEY VINYL!"
>She looks up from her sound board to look at you
>"Yeah Anon what's up? Kinda busy."
"You're on vacation, why the hell are you still doing this? I thought you were gonna sit back and relax not blare music at....
>You look at the clock on the wall
"Ten in the morning?! Seriously Vinyl, you drank more than I did last night how the hell are you up before me?"
>"Because you're a light-weight?"
>She laughs at her own little question, you are not amused, but thanks to your COMFY ASS BOXER BRIEFS your jimmies aren't rustled.
>"Music doesn't wait Anon, and neither will I. Even if I am on vacation my p0nies expect something new, if I'm gonna have any 'fun' I've gotta take care of this first. Gotta have priorities man....that reminds me did ya ever get that job with...Aloe and Lotus?"
"No, not yet, they're having me come out today, gonna see if my hands can really relieve a p0ny of his/her stress."
>Vinyl lets out a laugh before removing her goggles
>Dem red eyes still get you even if you get to see them every day now.
>"If they want another mare's opinion I'd be more than happy to tell them just how great you are with those hands of yours."
>She winks before making her way towards you
>You believe you know what's coming before she promptly walks past you and in to the kitchen, being sure to brush her tail up against your leg as she makes her way past you.
>She looks back at you giving you a suggestive wink and a sly grin
>Dear lord this p0ny.

>As you walk into the kitchen after Vinyl you take a recount of the last 72 hours
>For the last year you've been living off of the good graces of your friends and other p0nies, you believed it was time for a change
>The first job that seemed to speak out to you was the Ponyville Spa, you weren't one for manual labor, washing dishes and/or preparing sweets didn't seem to be your calling, sure Pinkie Pie was fun to be around with every now and again, but every day would be pushing it. Rarity + You + fashion = bored as fuck, Twilight and books is another equation of boredom waiting to happen. There were other opportunities, but none of them seemed to hold your attention or interest.
>You were hoping being a masseuse would do what other potential occupations were unable to do: hold your attention.
>The day before was spent going through a process of various interviews, tests, etc
>You believe you were competent enough to perform any task given, but Aloe in particular thought otherwise
>Today was going to be your test day. You'd be given your first client and she'd be the one who'd decide whether you kept your position or not.
>No pressure right?
>You look to see you bowl of Gorilla Munch is overflowing with milk, dammit, you were spacing out like a dumb-ass.
>You can hear Vinyl snickering from the table behind you.
>Wait when did you start making  food?
>You need to learn to pay attention Anon.

>You are sure to clean up the mess you made, hoping Vinyl would take the hint and do something with the mess she made in the living room
>You weren't expecting the hint to hit its mark and lo and behold it doesn't.
>Whatever, it’s no big deal, she'll have to get to it eventually. You grab your bowl of now soggy Gorilla Munch and take a seat next to Vinyl
>Just like yesterday she's eating more of Pinkie's pastries, you start to wonder how Vinyl is able to keep the healthy figure she has while eating like this. You then realize all the other mares and stallions generally have the same body type leaving you to chalk it up to magic.
>The two of you eat your respective meals in silence
>When you finish your meal you decide to go about finishing your morning routine for getting ready, first off, shower time.
"Before I forget, Vinyl if you don't clean up the living room of all that trash you won't be getting anything close to sex for the entire week you're here."
>Vinyl scoffs
>"You're funny Anon, I could have any stallion here in town that I want, and you think I'm just gonna...."
>She stops short when you 'work your magic' with your hands along her neck, shoulders, and temples.
>From the way Vinyl is reacting you believe you have this job in the bag.
>As you start to apply more pressure she starts letting out a few moans of satisfaction
>You stop and give her a wide grin before making your way to the bathroom
>As you leave Vinyl looks down to see she's already soaked and raring to go.
>"God damn it Anon...."

>As you make it to your bathroom, you are sure to shut the door before beginning the process of undressing
>You take a look out of your window just to make sure that there isn't a certain yellow Pegasus looking in at you.
>Sure the rape thing has stopped but old habits die hard so they say
>When you feel that there are no eyes on you, you finish stripping down in to your birthday suit.
>Ah time to get nice and clean
>That's your mindset until you see a shadow behind your shower curtains,it’s in the shape of a very familiar p0ny
>"Yeah come on, just step inside...."
>And the voice confirms it; you get your face ready to unleash the best deadpan glare you can
>You pull the curtain back to see Rainbow staring intently at your package now that you've removed that last barrier
>God damn voyeur p0nes
"Dash...what are you doing in my shower?"
>She doesn't answer; instead she just stares at you
"Dash, please get out of the shower so I can wash myself."
>This causes her to answer, but in a way you weren't intending
>"Yes Anon, you're a dirty human....it’s time for you to take a shower..."
"Did you get into Vinyl's stash again?"
>".....Yes."
>Fucking hell, you lean in to take her out, upon closer inspection you see her eyes are dilated to the point of nearly covering her entire eye, this scares you. You hope she didn't overdo it.
"Dash....did you take the blue or the red pill?"
>"I took both."
".....Mother of God...."

>You set her on your floor, gently, you're certain if you make any sudden movements, or if you so happen to treat her too rough, her little...trip would take a turn for the worst.
>Whatever she'll be fine Anon, take your shower
>You step in and get your shit started, being sure to give yourself as good of a scrubbing as you can, you're sure that your client would complain if you just so happened to smell wrong.
>You were expecting the worst in that aspect, in your own opinion it was always good to expect the worst, that way you're never disappointed or you always end up with a smile if it just so happens to work out.
>As you're scrubbing you ignore the hungry look Rainbow is giving you, though if you were to turn around you'd see just how close she really was
>She was only a few feet from you, staring intently as you scrub
>Goodness, when she's high her voyeuristic tendencies are increased tenfold it seems.
>She doesn't seem to know the idea of subtlety.
>When you're finally done she tries to scramble away, only succeeding in falling all over herself.
>Yeah she's going to need some time to uh....come down from whatever the hell she's experiencing.
>When you wrap your towel around yourself you gently place her in your arms
>You Sparta-kick the shit out of your bathroom door, feeling pretty good, as you step out in to the hallway
>When you enter your room you see Vinyl under your sheets moaning, the reason you can tell it’s her is because of that damn tail of hers.
"Vinyl?"
>Her moaning stops and the rustling under the covers follows suit, she then pulls her head out from under the covers and looks at you
>"Yes Anon, this is exactly what it looks like."

"Vinyl....just...finish up and do something about her please, I don't have time for this shit right now."
>Vinyl peeks over to see Rainbow in your arms; she giggles a bit before motioning you over with a hoof.
>You approach your bed and lightly place Dash down upon it, you hope her trip will end soon, you didn't want to see this shit when you came back.
>Oh shit your job! Gotta go fast
>You wave goodbye to Vinyl before taking off out of your room, Vinyl scowls as she watches you depart, looks like you won't be getting any marecunt tonight.
>Whatever, nothing can stop your ass from getting to the spa....except for Fluttershy
>She just so happens to be waiting outside within a bush, you also notice that the pathway out of your yard and to the street is conveniently covered with leaves.

>Fluttershy speaks up
>"Oh uh...hi Anon..."
"Fluttershy, why did you turn the path from my door to the road into a pit trap?"
>"Oh I uh...I have no idea what you're talking about Anon.."
>initiate badpokerface
>Fluttershy really believes you'll fall for such a simple trick
"If it isn't a pit trap then walk on the leaves."
>Fluttershy lifts her nose in to the air as if your order was something to be looked down upon, what?
>"I thought we were past all of this Anon."
>She's really going all out for this isn't she?
>You pick up a rock from your yard, which is in arms reach, and then you toss it on the leaves covering your path.
>Lo and behold, the rock flies right through the leaves and you hear it clunk on the ground below after three seconds.
>Fluttershy lets out a small 'meep' before taking off into the sky
>Fucking Fluttershy and her simple traps.

>You continue on your merry way, being sure to avoid your path, lest you fall however far and risk breaking something. Fluttershy really needs to learn that certain traps aren't the way to go.
>Why the hell is she still trying to catch and rape you anyway? It's not like the two of you haven't rutted like rabbits in the past
>Maybe plotting to rape you is HER fetish. Too bad nothing she tries has worked, aside from that roofie incident back in Manehattan
>Good times, good times
>As your walking through the crowded streets of Ponyville you come across Twilight and Applejack busy gathering shovels and hard hats from a nearby business.
>Upon seeing you the two bound out to meet you, shovels in....hoof?
>Well whatever, you can spare five minutes to see what's up, your curiosity demands it.
"Hey Twilight, Applejack, what's with the uh...shovels?"
>"Howdy Anon, we're gonna be diggin up a lil trench outside Ponyville."
"And why would you do that?"
>Twilight is the one to answer this one
>"The Great Dragon Migration's today! How did you NOT know today was the big day?"
"Probably because I don't have my head in the books. I don't even know what day it is, I just go off what I remember. What is it....Princess's Solstice or something?"
>Applejack shrugs while Twilight facehoofs
>"Ah don know much bout that fancy calender, all ah know is, sun comes up, sun's high up in the sky, sun's setting. That's it."
>Simple, but it works, you can give her that much.

>"So will you be joining us Anon? This only happens once in a lifetime."
>You ponder it for about five seconds
"Nope, sorry, I really gotta land this job at the Spa, I hate being a burden to you guys."
>"Aw shucks Anon, ya'llain't a burden. It's not like ya'll ask us for that much anyways."
>Yeah....that doesn't make you feel any better in the slightest. In the past when you'd fallen on hard times, you became a burden to your parent's hospitality. You'd lost your job and your apartment followed suit, luckily your family was there to help you out.....because of how your world's economy was heading you didn't get hired scrubbing toilets at Mc Donald's for another two years.
>That job didn't pay for shit and you were stuck living with your parents, god that always put you in a bad mood. You silently vow to not let the same thing occur for a third time.
"Yeah, thanks but I seriously need this job, I'll catch it again some other time."
>"B....but it might not happen until you’re an old man!"
"Oh lawd Twilight that'll be so bad! Seriously it'll be fine, it’s not like it'll change how I see life."
>Twilight appears downtrodden at your answer; luckily Applejack understands where you're coming from.
>"Let em do his thing sugarcube, besides it ain't like the migration'll be over in five minutes, Ah'm sure he'll have time to catch a peak after his shift right Anon?"
>The best you can answer with is a shrug, sure seeing fucking Dragons migrating would be awesome, but priorities.

You wave goodbye to the two and set off with a brisk step towards the spa, Twilight and Applejack will have fun without you, but without you being in that spa you can kiss your opportunity goodbye.
>Oh damn, gotta go fast, you're fairly certain you're going to be late, not a good first impression in the slightest
>You see the spa at 20 yards
>Almost, almost, almost....
>BAM! You run through the double doors and right in to the waiting area
>You pray to Celestia you made it on time
>As you stop to catch your breath you hear a pair of doors opening and the clopping of hooves
>You tilt your head up to look in the direction of the clopping hooves to see both Aloe and Lotus looking up at you with disappointed glares
>Dammit, you're late
"Oh shit..sorry, I tried getting here....as fast as I could."
>Aloe is the one to answer, you can't help but take notice of her thick Easter European accent..itkinda makes it a bit hard for you to understand her.
>"You're not late, you're early....you weren't scheduled to come in for another hour."
>Lotus speaks up next, she's got a similar accent to Aloe, god damn this is gonna take some getting used to.
>"This complicates things....and you're all sweaty and you stink. Come, we bathe you, and then we test you!"
>Do wha huh?
"If...if you guys hire me does this come out of my pay?"
>Aloe: "Yes."
>Fuck nuggets

>Aloe and Lotus here seemed to have no problem quickly stripping you out of your clothes.
>You make an attempt to hide your lower half from their wandering eyes as they nudge you in to the scented bath that they've already freaking prepared
>It's almost as if they expected you to come in a damn rush. You enter the bath without much further provocation
>The scented beads that make up the hot water's surface part as you enter
>Luckily these mares are professionals; they don't peaked under the waters once as they get to work washing you
>Their hooves feel amazing to you, sure they weren't hands, their work wasn't perfect, but good god you'd lie if you said you weren't enjoying this
>You let out a blissful sigh and recline within the bath, you shut your eyes and let the two p0nes around you do their thing.
>God do they do this with all their customers? No wonder Rarity makes it her mission to come here every damn week. You would too if you could afford it.
>You wonder how you spent a year in Equestria without coming here. You must have been crazy
>As you’re enjoying your blissful washing you don't notice the two casting an occasional glance at your ever growing boner.
>Aloe's and Lotus’s hooves are starting to become a bit more adventurous, they go from cleaning your chest, shoulders, and hair down to your stomach...and dangerously close to your lower half.
>Yeah this is starting to feel a bit too good now.

>You let out a moan of satisfaction when their hooves start going below the waist.
>Aloe's accent is beginning to sound more and more enticing.....
>Okay hold on, sex in the workplace never ends well.
"Whoa, whoa whoawhoa hold up you two."
>You move free of their hands, and to the other side of the tub.
>Aloe: "You do realize this is a test right Anon? There will be some customers who will require a...'happy ending.'"
>Lotus: "We have to make sure you are...up to the task."
>Yeah okay you've heard rumors about things such as this taking place within a spa, but to actually go about participating in such events while at your place of work didn't sit too well with you.
>However these two spa p0nies think otherwise, they happily trot over to the other side of the tub over to where you've moved.
>Before they can get their hooves on you for a second time, you hear the bell chiming from behind the counter within the waiting room.
>Oh thank god its Rarity and Fluttershy
>Fluttershy: "Um...excuse me?"
>Rarity: "I dare say Fluttershy you must simply learn how to speak with a higher volume. Everyone will think you're a doormat dear.'
>The two spa p0nies let out sighs of annoyance at their little 'event' being interrupted, good thing that stops them from trying to go any further with you."
>Aloe: "This isn't over Anon, before you leave for the night we will finish up OUR job. We are professionals after all, wouldn't want to tarnish our reputation by leaving a client 'dissatisfied."

>Well hell, looks like you'll be here for a while.
>You assume that if they were going to be so bold as to lay their hooves on your sensitive areas within just a few minutes, then they were going to hold your job over your head.
>As you finish up within your little bath you get out to see a uniform fitted for you.  It’s nothing more than a white t-shirt and beige khakis. You figure the maker to be Rarity since her cutie mark appears to be on the left breast of the t-shirt.
>Well damn isn't she generous? You bet you're going to have to do something to pay her back, she'll probably have you wear some frilly suit or something, you don't know.
>When you notice that you're wasting time you hurry the hell up and get into your new clothes.
>They fit like a dream, thanks Rarity
>You hurry out of the gay bath house you were just in and out in to the waiting area, there you meet your client
>Derpy Hooves
>Oh dear lord, you hope this goes well.
>Don't want to fuck up with the mail mare
>When Derpy sees you enter one of her eyes falls upon you while the other appears to be...staring at a potted plant.
>She gives you an enthusiastic wave, which falls short in between you and the plant she's looking at.
>Damn those derped up eyes of hers.


>Well, at least you'll be performing your first massage on a mare you know...and thank Celestiait’s a mare and not a stallion.
>You motion for Derpy to come in to the back with you, luckily she's able to fly over to you without crashing in to anything. It must be a new record for her.
>Luckily there's an assistant walking the various hallways within, she's able to point you in the right direction.
>You thank her before leading Derpy into the room the assistant motioned towards
>As you draw the curtain back to enter you take a quick look around the room.
>A single solitary table with a hole cut into the top in order to allow a pony to lie flat upon said table in case they decided to lie on their stomachs, along with a few shelves of various oils, lotions, etc. There isn't much else that makes up the room.
>Without having to be told Derpy flies over to the table and lies upon her stomach, sticking her snout through the hole
>"I'm just looking for you to get my wings for me Anon, shouldn't be too hard right?"
"Yeah, don't worry Derpy I got ya."
>You crack your fingers before getting ready to go to work.

>Within a few minutes of preparation you start from the base of Derpy's wings and you work your way up from there.
>It doesn't take long before you have this pegasi nearly falling asleep at your touch.
>You feel that you've massaged the better part of three weeks worth of tension, this was work nop0ny else could do but you. With your hands you could relieve the stress of anyp0ny who came to your door.
>You believe Vinyl and Dash will appreciate your hands the most. Unlike your customers you can 'massage' your room mate and friend however you please.
>Your little day dream of giving Vinyl a good rubdown is interrupted by Lotus, she looks upon the two of you and laughs lightly.
>At this point Derpy is sound asleep, her wings hang limp at her sides.
>"I believe you pass Anon...I expected this to take much longer."
>As Lotus finishes her sentence she makes her way over to Derpy, Lotus is sure to wake up the mailmare as gently as possible. No need to startle a client trying to relax.
>As Lotus helps Derpy make her way out into the hall you wipe down the table you had Derpy lie upon, if Aloe and Lotus are running a professional level spa you cannot afford to slack off.

>Lotus returns as you finish up your cleaning. As you hear the clopping of hooves enter your room you turn to face her.
"I assume I have the job?"
>Lotus smiles in response to your question
>"There is just one more thing you must do.You must use those hands on me. I need to know if they are the real deal, you can't simply focus on one spot for me or for a unicorn."
>Damn, now you have to convince somep0ny who's been massaging p0nies for a living with a massage....even if you have the advantage of having hands Lotus has probably perfected her art to the point of that holding no meaning.
>As she lies down upon your table you can't help but feel nervous at the prospect of massaging your boss.
>If you did one thing that brought her discomfort she'd probably have no problem firing your ass right off the bat.
>No pressure, no pressure. You wash your hands in a nearby sink before working with the various oils lined against the counter the sink had been placed upon.
>Wait, how's this going to do anything, you figure you'd have to massage the oils into her skin...but she's got fur, how are you going to apply the oil properly if she's got fur?
>You can honestly say you've got no idea how the hell you're going to pull this off.


>And here you were worried about not being able to work your magic on Lotus.
>It only took a few minutes of massaging her hooves to make her putty in your hands. Unlike Derpy, Lotus lacked tension, in a way that’s good for you. She can give you an unbiased opinion without concentrating on how good your hands feel.
>As you make your way from her shoulders and down her back you hear her sigh in approval. You look over to see she’s got her eyes shut and that she’s got a small smile on her features. You’re doing it right Anon keep it going.
>As you start to focus upon the middle of Lotus’ back she tells you to proceed lower. So you start massaging at the hips. When she tells you to go lower still you comply, but you take notice that your hands are getting dangerously close to her flank.
>Despite what had occurred in your bath, you didn’t want to be the one who initiated; Celestia knows Lotus could use your wandering digits as an excuse to kick your ass out. Then it’ll be right back to mooching off your friends like a bum, you do not want to go back to that.
>While you’re massaging Lotus you can’t help but take notice as to just how soft her coat is. You run your hands through her fur on her lower back and your action is met with a little giggle.
>”It’s soft yes?”
>You nod, when you receive no response you turn your head to get a look at Lotus, your dumb ass forgot that from her position she can’t exactly turn her head to look at you. So you answer.
“Indeed it is, do you use those soaps you provide for everyp0ny here at the spa?”


>”But of course. We provide the best so it makes sense for us to use the best. We may dish out a lot of bits but you can’t deny the quality of the products we provide.”
“I’ll say I could do this all day.”
>You quickly silence yourself when you realize just how creepy you sound. Luckily Lotus found your comment cute; she giggled rather than shot you a disapproving look. You sigh with relief when you realize you didn’t just mess up. In fact, you may have scored some brownie points.
>As your thinking about how you just managed to not make an ass of yourself your hands run along Lotus’ flank. Suddenly you hear Lotus let out a shrill giggle, and just as quickly as she made that sound she was silent.
“Lotus…..what was that?”
>”N…nothing I don’t know what you….are talking about.”
“Hmmm…”
>You lightly run your fingertips along the same spot, and as you do she giggles yet again. She appears to be ticklish on her flank; this gives you a devious idea. Even if she is your boss, even if this is in poor taste, you still can’t help yourself.
>Lotus can sense your ill intent; she removes her face from the hole in the table and turns her head to look you in the eye.
>”Dont.You.Dare.”


You close your eyes and smile…before unleashing the beast. Your fingers are a blur as you run your hands along her flank, causing her to laugh openly. Eventually you’re tickling her so much that her entire body seems to quake under your superior fingers.
>You do this for about a minute before finally giving Lotus some relief, even after you stop the feeling remains, she continues to laugh, and you watch as tears begin to flow, you didn’t think she was that sensitive but you’ve been wrong before.
>Finally she stops, and when she does she gives you a look that could make even the toughest stallion piss himself. You feel pretty confident that she isn’t as mad as she’s trying to convey. So instead of shrinking away in fear you reach over and tickle her again, immediately breaking her of her stern glare.
>”Okay, okay really, stop please I can’t take it.”
>She’s trying desperately to tell you to stop; a p0ny can only take so much. So being the merciful person you are you stop so Lotus can actually get a full breath of air. When she’s finally able to speak she tells you something that’s music to your ears.
>”You have the job.”
>You resist the urge to do a victory dance and instead thank her for allowing you the opportunity to work at such a fine establishment. More brownie points for you.
>”In a way I’m glad you….found that spot.”
“Really? And why is that?”


>”Because when dealing with a client there will be times where you’ll have to do something a little extra in order to receive a better tip. Sometimes that may be holding a conversation.Sometimes you may be doing what you just did in order to loosen a client up. And sometimes they may require you to…sate their lust. The objective of this little test was to teach you that sometimes you’ll be doing more than just massaging a p0ny.”
“Oh, okay I think I understand. So…me tickling you was a form of loosening you up?”
>”Yes….as unorthodox as your method was, it did the job, I’m relaxed and I’m in a good mood. Good job Anon. Had you not of done that you’d be out of a job.”
“That’s great! Other than that, how did I do with the actual massage?”
>”Oh Anon, you could redefine the aspect of a massage with just your hands alone…that reminds me I cannot stress this enough, do not forget to use lotion, even if your hands did their duty I have to admit they were rather rough. If you wish to bring more clients to you, you’ll have to start using the lotions provided.”
>The terms and conditions seem fair, do you accept?
>Hell yes!


>Meanwhile, Rainbow and Vinyl had taken to just chilling in your house, while you’re away trying to earn your bits, these two mares were living it up, drinking away your stash. They hadn’t obtained the right level of fucking smashed yet; they were determined to forget the day.
>As Vinyl finishes her second bottle of Applejack Daniels she curses before throwing it in some random direction.  She growls before standing up.
>VS: “This, is, bullshit!”
>She shakes her fore hooves in the air, before losing her balance and falling forward onto the ever growing pile of empty bottles.
>RD: “Oh come on Vinyl don’t be so melodramatic.”
>VS: “I’m not being melodramatic! I’ve been *hic* working on this beat for two days and I haven’t gone anywhere with it!”
>RD: “Vinyl, just calm down, and have another bottle.”
>Rainbow reaches over the side of the couch and brings out a bottle of spiced rum….the only bottle in your possession. You were saving that for tonight in case you got the job, apparently Rainbow didn’t know this and she handed it to Vinyl without a second thought.


>Vinyl decides she’s a warrior or something and instead of simply prying off the top she smashes the neck of the bottle along your table, she then drinks from the broken neck of your bottle, downing it in one go. How the hell do these p0nies pour down drink like that you’ll never know, and you’ll never know just how much of your stuff got raided.
>As you’re cleaning off the table for the next client you feel it in your gut. Someone is doing something to your stuff and you aren’t there to find out just what the hell it is. This doesn’t sit well with you, but you must hold on for your job’s sake.
>No job means no bits, no bits means no delicious booze, and no delicious booze makes a sad panda out of you, and you’re sure it’ll make a sad panda out of Dash and Vinyl, or they’ll just use their bits to buy booze and hold out on you.
>Back to the girls
>RD: “So…uh….*hic*”
>VS: “What?”
>RD: “Wanna go…go see that Dragon Migration….”
>Even in her drunken stupor Vinyl manages to snap to attention, she brings her hooves out and puts Rainbow’s face in between them so she can look into Dash’s eyes.


>VS: “Did you say *hic* dragons?”
>Rainbow can only manage a nod to respond, she’s downed a hell of a lot more than her buddy here and it’s starting to show.
>VS: “*hic* what the hell, you guys have dragons?!”
>RD: “Yeah dude.”
>VS: “Sweet Celestia then what’re we doin here? *hic* let’s go!”
>RD: “Yeah! Buck this boring stuff.”
>The two mares are barely able to keep on their hooves as they make their way out of your house, booze in hand. They are sure to leave your door wide fucking open so everyp0ny else could come inside and make themselves at home when they pass.
>As the two head towards the trenches they don’t pay attention to the already large amount of Dragons filling the sky right outside of P0nyville. Their shouting attracts Twilight and Applejack to turn their attention away from a particularly….gangly looking dragon and to the two drunken party goers.
>AJ: “What in the hay? Are ya’ll crazy!”
>Twilight is quick to act; she uses her magic to bring the two of them into the trench. It was still a ways off from their position to the trench. In order to insure their safety Twilight acted accordingly, no need to have a buzz kill in the form of flames right?


>VS: “H…hey what’s the deal missy? Tryin to ruin our fun?”
>Twilight face hooves. She didn’t exactly appreciate the fact that Vinyl and Dash came here in their state.
>Spike is busy just watching in awe at his species.  When Twlight seems to have the new situation under control AJ goes back to watching the dragons as well.
>With a little fussing from Twilight both Vinyl and Dash promise that they’ll be quiet, to Twilight it comes out in the form of drunken slurring. She really does not approve of the two of them being here in such a place. Things could go from bad to worse in a second, if one of those dragons just so happened to sneeze over the trench the flames would cook the group of mares within seconds.
>This was not a place for drunken banter. For the next few minutes the drunken mares lay back in the trench, watching the large group of scaly fire breathers as they made their trek across the sky.
>When the dragons began to roar the two mares hooted and hollered, basically raising a scene…it hadn’t even been ten minutes since Twilight told them to be quiet. Safe to say Twilight was not amused.
>TS: “Guys! Don’t antagonize them! What if they hear you?”


>This causes the Vinyl and Dash to look at each other, before bursting out in to drunken laughter.
>RD: “Gosh Twlight we didn’t know you were such a *hic* worry wart.”
>VS: “Heh, she’s a little uptight don’t ya think?”
>RD: “Yeah she’s a bit of an egg head too.”
>TS: “I’m right here you know.”
>The two ignore Twilight for the most part, content on speaking of her as if she wasn’t there at all. Twilight lets out an audible groan before going back to watch the dragons. Eventually the two mares get on the subject of dragons, well what do ya know they were supposed to be watching their little migration, it’s why they came out here in the first place. Isn’t drinking fun?
>Vinyl doesn’t seem impressed by their migration, they weren’t even breathing fire! They were just flying. Without any action to keep them preoccupied the two began to sober up pretty quick.
>VS: “So…so what if they can breathe fire, I’m sure they’re not that dangerous. I bet I could beat one with one hoof tied behind my back! Look at em, all they’re doing is flying around not doin shit.”
>RD: “I know right?! I just wanna see one get mad and start a show.”


>VS: “Oh dude, I just got the best idea ever.”
>RD: “What is it?”
>Vinyl smiles before using her magic to bring her goggles to her. She adjusts them before giving Dash a cocky grin.
>VS: “It’s go time.”
>While Twilight and the others aren’t paying attention the two mares climb out from the trench and make their way out into the open field. Vinyl cups her mouth and shouts
>VS: “Hey you big pansies! Do something already! Is flying all you do? What a crock of shit!”
>Rainbow nudges her friend’s side in order to get her attention
>RD: “Dude…I don’t think they can hear you, they’re pretty high up.”
>VS: “Oh shit you’re right…hold on.”
>Vinyl concentrates, she uses her magic in order to give herself a higher speaking volume, a trick she’d learned in order to get everyone back at the club to shut the hell up when she’d start speaking. Her mic had a tendency to go on the fritz so she had to figure something out in order to cope. Vinyl shouts the same thing again, except this time her voice boasts a louder volume, rivaling Luna’s royal canterlot voice.


>Vinyl’s voice catches the attention of Twilight and the others, when Twilight heard what Vinyl said she gasped in horror. Was she really going to try to antagonize them? Before Twilight could leap from the trench to reprimand the two, they were already on their way back, laughing all the while.
>VS: “Bunch of pussies, they didn’t do shit.”
>RD: “I know right, and how did you do that with your voice that was awesome!”
>VS: “Magic Dash. Magic…..speaking of magic here comes your little friend.”
>Twlight had already made her way out of the trench and was slowly making her way towards the two, by the looks of things Twilight was pissed at the two of them. Apparently they had no idea that trying to instigate a response from the dragons was a bad idea.
>TS: “Are you two crazy?! Do you have any idea what they would do to you two if they heard Vinyl? You’re lucky none of them came down here.”
>Vinyl scoffs.
>VS: “So what if one of them did come down here? I’d kick its flank and send it home crying to its mommy.”
>Twilight face hooves yet again. Vinyl had no idea just what a dragon could do it seems. As Vinyl continues to talk about what she’d do if a dragon so happened to drop by, a surprising event occurs. A dragon lands right behind her.  Vinyl hadn’t noticed but her voice did catch the attention of one particularly nasty looking dragon. A big scaly orange one with eyes like that of burning embers.


>TS: “Vinyl….”
>VS: “And then I’d take my horn and..”
RD:”Vinyl?”
>VS: “And then I’d make them eat their own-“
>TS&RD: “VINYL!”
>Vinyl looks from Twilight to Rainbow, noticing their worried expressions. The two begin to back away slowly from her, that’s when she notices that she’s under a large shadow.
>VS: “There’s…a dragon standing right behind me isn’t there?”
>The dragon is the one to speak this time.
>”Eeyup.”
>VS: “Oh buck me…”
>Before Vinyl could move the dragon leans in and catches Vinyl in his jaws. She doesn’t even have time to scream as the dragon takes off in to the sky again, with Vinyl in tow.
>When that particular dragon is out of site Rainbow speaks.
>RD: “So….on a scale of one to totally bucked….what are Vinyl’s chances?”
>Twilight sighs before responding.
>TS: “Rainbow, knowing how prideful dragons are they’ll probably beat her to a bloody pulp before eating what’s left. Or they’ll use her to try to goad Celestia into providing them with gems.”
>Rainbow sits silently. She’s giving Twilight a blank expression. Twilight picks up on it but she can’t believe Dash is being so dense.
>TS: “Dash she’s totally bucked.”
>Rainbow’s jaw drops
>RD: “Then we gotta go rescue her!”
>Rainbow takes off into the air, only to be levitated back down to earth.


>TS: “No Rainbow you know they don’t like p0nies, there’s only so much you can do on your own.”
>Rainbow lets loose an angry groan, at not only being stopped, but at knowing that alone she can’t do anything to help her friend.  Suddenly a light bulb appears over Dash’s head and she gets a sly grin. Twilight picks up on this
>RD: “Instead of bringing a p0ny…why don’t we bring a human?”
>Back to you

>You’ve been busy making sure your current client was treated like royalty. Aloe and Lotus had no choice but to put this stallion with you when he saw you working here.  He insisted that he have you take care of him. After all you were the infamous Crown Caper after all.
>Good grief, the things you do when roofies are introduced into your system.
>Aloe and Lotus couldn’t stress enough how important it was that you didn’t mess this up. You were playing in the big leagues without even putting in a day’s worth of work. You couldn’t recall what his name was, but you knew it was….uh…Fancy something or other.
>Your client seemed to be enjoying himself for the most part, you must admit you were quite nervous starting out, but the more the two of you spoke the easier it got to make sure you did your job right.
>He’d always turn the conversation over to you. You were telling him just how you and the others stole a few police carriages in order to get back to Canterlot before you felt something stir within.
>There's a disturbance that calls your attention. In fact, the feeling of dread is so great you're having to stop with the client you're currently with.
>"Sir, I apologize but I have to stop. It's an emergency."
>Your client turns to face you, his face shows curiousity
>"What appears to be the problem Anonymous?"
>"Let's just say I know something bad's going to happen. Call it a Pinkie Sense or whatever you will."
>"Oh, Pinkie Sense? Why yes I've heard of such a thing... is it really that important?"
>You nod in response to his question.
>The stallion seems to hesitate answering, on one hand your hands are providing comfort that hooves cannot, but on the other hand the way you're beginning to pace is putting you on edge.
>Suddenly your client says, "I won't tell your superiors you took a break, just go take care of what ails you my boy."
>That was unexpected, but appreciated none the less.
>Huh, this fancy looking guy appears to be a bro, who’d have thought?
>You reach out your fist in order to ready the inevitable bro fist, he looks to at your first with a raised brow, you decide to retract your fist. Sure he didn’t complete the ritual but his gesture remained all the same.
“Thanks Mister….uh….what’d you say your name was?”
>”Fancy Pants.”
“Of course, of course….are you sure?”
>”Yes, I’m sure, but before you go I have to ask, what were you doing?”
“You’re talking about the bro fist?”
>”Bro…what?”
“A bro fist, I think it’d be better if I gave an exam-”
>Oh god, this is urgent

 “Okay I can’t I have to go I’m sorry.”
>”That’s fine dear boy, we’ll continue this conversation later, if you ever find yourself in Canterlot feel free to seek me out. By the way what’s your name, the paper didn’t specify.
 “Anonymous.”
>Before he can offer a response you take off, towards your destination: Your house.
>It’s quite the run; you don’t even give Aloe or Lotus an alert about your sudden need to leave. This has your full attention. You’ve gotta go fast right now, you can’t stop. Something big has happened and you need to know what it is.
>You stop in your tracks when you see your front door wide open. Somep0ny must be trying to steal your shit, and you’re sure they’ll grab some of Vinyl’s equipment as well; hell her soundboard almost costs as much as it took for you to build your house.
>You sneak into your house with your cardboard box equipped; whoever was inside wouldn’t suspect you in the slightest right now. You’re in your zone, someone is about to answer for your rustled jimmies. As you enter your living room you see the empty bottles around your couch, then you see your spiced rum bottle, shattered near your table.

>With that knowledge you come to the conclusion that you aren’t actually being robbed, fucking Dash and Vinyl got drunk without you and left, they probably forgot to shut the door behind them. But they drank your spiced rum; you were saving that shit….totally against bro code.
“Somep0ny is dying tonight….”
>As you survey the damage wrought by Dash and Vinyl when they raided your stash you hear a p0ny enter in behind you. You turn to see Applejack with a smile on her face.
>”Afternoon sugahcube, ah had Dashie go check for ya at the spa while ah came here. Ah’m glad I chose your house.”
“Damn it Applejack what the hell are you doing here…and what’s going on why are you guys looking for me?”
>”Why don’t ah loosen you up a little, ya’ll look like you’ve gone to Tartarus and back. Ah know ah’m not one of them spa p0nies but ah’m sure I can make ya feel good.”
>She starts walking towards you; you can’t handle much more annoyances
“Applejack, please, I’m not in the mood for this….what’s going on?”
>”Oh ah’ll tell ya all about it, right after ya rut me.”
>Oh fuck this. You waste no time in taking a running leap out a nearby window. Thank god Vinyl likes a nice breeze. You tuck and roll when you hit the ground and break off into a run back to the spa; you had to find Rainbow before Applejack could catch up.

>God why is she still trying to rape you? You thought you had solved this, you guess rape must be Applejack’s fetish, you can’t seem to give a damn though, she’s not the source of your anxiety. As you continue to run back towards your work place, you’re tackled by a blue blur, Dashie.
>She’s speaking a mile a minute; you can barely make out the words ‘Vinyl’ and ‘Dragon.’
“Whoa, hold on Dash, seriously slow down, what happened with Vinyl and what’s going on with the dragons?”
>Dash takes a deep breath before speaking again.
>RD: “Vinyl’s been taken….she kinda…sorta pissed off a dragon and he kinda….took her with him?”
“Well…..what are we going to do about this?”
>Rainbow chuckles nervously
>RD: “You see that’s the thing….WE as in p0nies, can’t do anything without one of those dragons trying to torch us….so….a human will have to go for us.”
>And here’s the source of it, that feeling in your gut.

"What the hell do you mean 'you're having a human go for you?!'"
>Rainbow Dash laughs nervously while rubbing the back of her head with a hoof. You really don't like how this is going.
>"Well...uh...maybe Spike could go with ya?"
>This doesn't serve to lessen the churning in your gut.
>"So you're going to have a baby dragon go with me? Sure why not I'm sure he'll make a good two second distraction before they eat me!"
>Dash doesn't appear to be pleased with your attitude, she even shakes her head in disappointment
"What?"
>"It's sad, Vinyl worked herself as hard as she could to save your life back on that Manehattan bridge, but you can't scale a few mountains to save her."
>You're objections are silenced; it'd been nearly a week, how could you have forgotten is beyond you. Maybe you've become jaded to the rape attempts and have stopped paying attention to how they play out.
>You are still against this with every fiber of your being, but Vinyl did save your life, you owed her.
>You make a silent decision and with a heavy sigh you answer
"Alright I'll go help her, but not alone..."

>Within the time it takes for Applejack to catch up to you, you've already made your way back to your job, told both Aloe and Lotus just what the hell happened, and you've already gotten half of your supplies gathered.
>Man she's starting to slip; probably the lack of chances to get with you is making her rusty. Didn't help that she found the brakes on her rape train and is instead helping you get your stuff together.
>The journey wouldn't exactly be a straight path; you'll be climbing mountains to reach Vinyl. This mental imaging of you falling off the side of a cliff keeps playing in your mind on repeat.
>The prospect of falling to your death wasn’t very appealing.
>In fact, you start to believe Vinyl may be happier with the dragons, she did say she needed a source of inspiration, maybe spending time with giant fire-breathing lizards would give her the inspiration she sought.
>You decide against voicing your opinion, saying something along those lines probably wouldn't sit too well with Rainbow and the others.
>When you feel that you've finally gathered enough supplies you set your pack by the spa's front door and await your companions.
>Both Rainbow and Twilight have decided to help you out on your arduous journey, at least now you won't die alone.
>Yeah this trip isn't exactly filling you with confidence. When Twilight made mention of the dragons having magic resistance you were tempted to give in right then and there.

>But you didn't, instead you waited patiently on your two companions to finish gathering their items.
>It took almost an hour but the three of you were finally ready to start on your journey.
"So....just...which way are we going anyway?"
>Thankfully Twilight would act as your navigator on this little quest of yours. She's able to point the rest of you in the right direction; apparently the group that flew over P0nyville was heading for the 'Northern Gorge' or some shit like that.
>Something about finding a new place to put their ever growing cache of gems, jewels, etc. You wonder how Twilight could know about any of these things.
>As the three get your heading and make your trip out of Ponyville you ask
"Twilight, just how do you know that's where they went and how do you know  why they're going?"
>"Anonymous I read these things called books, in these books are words, and these words are written by p0nies who've learned first-hand at how certain creatures act. Maybe you should pick one up sometime, or has Vinyl's 'party favors' fried your brain?"
>So Twilight knows sarcasm, what a surprise. She obviously wasn't pleased at the aspect of saving somep0ny who'd gotten themselves in to a jam.
>Especially someone like Vinyl, Twilight was sure to tell you, in detail, how Vinyl had acted.
>That alone almost made you turn tail and head back....almost.

>As the three of you walked, you marveled at the surroundings.
>This was the total opposite to the many lights and sounds that came with Manehattan, instead of a concrete jungle you were met with wide open planes, a clear blue sky, and the quiet sounds of nature.
>You adjust your pack, switching shoulders to give your sore shoulder a break.
"So....Twilight?"
>Twilight lets out an audible groan before turning her head to you.
>"Yes Anon?"
"Why don't you just use your magic and teleport us there?"
>This makes Rainbow stop in mid trot, causing her to lose her balance and fall flat on her face.
>Twilight remained silent for a moment before speaking
>"I've never made this trip before, I wanted to take in the sites, I wanted to see the mountain range we'd have to cross before reaching the gorge."
"You do realize time is of the essence right?"
>"Oh of course, of course."
"Then why aren't we already getting magicked there?"
>Twilight doesn't answer, instead she nervously pulls upon the collar of a shirt she doesn't have. You see her refusing to meet your gaze.
>"I....kinda....wanted to make her sweat a little..."
>Rainbow, who's already got herself situated, is sitting on her haunches, and is giving Twilight a look of surprise before it twists in anger.
>"Twilight..."
>"What? She brought this on herself I don't see why we're going through all this trouble just to..."
>You interrupt her
"Damn it Twilight we're supposed to be saving her as quickly as possible, just how long would this have taken?"
>"About two days."
"Are you fucking serious?"
>"Twilight just hurry up and get us there, Anon's already pissed as it is."
>"OKAY, okay fine...just hold on."


>Twilight's horn begins to glow. Soon both you and Rainbow are consumed in the same color being emitted from Twilight's horn.
>The three of you then blink out of existence. The actual process of teleportation takes only a few seconds. But to you, it takes much longer.
>The experiencing is nauseating to say the least, you chalk it up to the fact you've covering quite a distance with this little spell.
>Even the area around you is blurred, as if you were moving at such a speed nothing could be brought in to detail.
>Suddenly everything comes back into focus. You're standing atop a flat, rocky, snowy surface overlooking a mountain range.
>You could see for miles from your position, you were able to make out each and every mountain top from where you were standing.
>Brilliant snow covered the various mountains in the distance. It almost felt as if you were staring at a picture on a post card.
>The mid-day light did wonders for the scenery.
>A memory worth taking a photo of, too bad you didn't bring anything remotely close to camera.
>You feel a pang of disappointment, you would probably never see something so beautiful again.
>A low, rumbling growl brought you out of your marveling and back to reality.
>You turn around to see that Twilight's spell had worked......she put you right at their new roost...alone.
>You turn to see neither Twilight nor Rainbow next to you.
>When you see each and every dragon looking at you like a trespasser you silently curse yourself for wanting to teleport here.

>”Why are you here trespasser?”
>Oh hi Mr…tall and angry looking blue dragon.
>You can’t seem to find the courage to speak; your knees feel a little weak.
>You sit your happy ass right down before speaking out of awe and fear
“I’m here to um…get Vinyl back?”
>God you sound like such a bitch, well it’s justified considering there’s a shit ton of dragons here looking to tear you limb from limb.
>”What is a ‘Vinyl’” asks some random dragon
>In order to answer them you scan the area, looking for any sort of trace of a certain unicorn, you find her tied up.
>She’s currently being used as a seat for a group of smaller dragons, she’s got this dead pan glare, and she’s making it obvious that she doesn’t like being used like that.
>You point towards their ‘seat’ as you do one of the larger dragons begins to laugh, his laughter rings throughout the area.
>”So you came here in order to rescue a p0ny? Hey guys, this hairless ape likes p0nies!” he points a solitary claw at you and laughs; you’d tell him off if his claw wasn’t the size of your everything.
>Yeah keep telling yourself that, builds the best kind of confidence after all.

>You raise an eyebrow when another dragon smacks the laughing one in the back of the head causing him to shut his mouth, finally, his laughter was getting annoying as hell.
>”Sorry about that, he’s related to a dragon in our midst.A dragon by the name of Crackle.” The one who hit him actually talks to you in a calm, collected tone.
>You see no reason to dislike this dragon, in fact, he hit the fucker who was laughing at you, you’d brofist him but hey…how the hell would that work his fist is larger than your whole body…the world’s biggest brofist.
>You shake your head to clear away all the distracting bullshit so you can pay attention.
“Wait…Crackle no wait never mind don’t get in to that, sounds like some ‘special’ dragon,” you say, being sure to put emphasis on the word special.
>”Oh you have no idea.” Says another dragon as he picks his teeth, “The poor sap actually confused poison joke for sapphire….how do you even do that?” he asks as he goes from picking his teeth, to shoveling gems in to his open mouth.
“Don’t know… anyways are you dragons going to give Vinyl to me or what?” you ask as you stand back up, if these dragons were going to eat you they’d have done it already…in fact they pretty much warmed up to you pretty quickly…gotta love that 10 Charisma 10 Luck.
>”Ha, no.” says a random dragon.
“But…why not? I mean all she did was insult you, she’s a p0ny…you guys are dragons, what the fuck do you have to prove to a p0ny?” you ask as you cross your arms in front of you.

>”We have to prove to this p0ny that we’re fearsome; if we freed her after being insulted that’d start a chain. Other species would start to insult us instead of fear us, we’ve got to teach her a lesson.” Said the level headed dragon from earlier
“Well, let’s see, you guys swooped in out of fucking nowhere and snatched her up…a lot of p0nies think she’s dead.” You explain as you start to approach the dragons, “I mean hey, you guys actually heard her insulting you.”
>”No shit, she was screaming at the top of her lungs! It’d be a miracle if we didn’t hear her.” Says a random dragon.
”So don’t you guys think that what you did was enough? I mean hey if a bunch of humans were insulting dragons and said humans got snatched up outta nowhere I’d shit bricks…in fact I think Twilight probably soiled herself.”
>You scratch your chin in thought, you’ve got no idea if Twilight really released her bowels but hey a bluff is a bluff.
>”Wait…human?” asks a dragon as he looks down at you, his eyes get a little too close for comfort, “Ha, I knew it, he’s not a hairless ape…he’s some cross between a furless creature and an ape! What a freak!” He laughs
”Nice insult coming from a dragon who looks like the ass end of Crackle.” The dragons around you give a collective ‘ooooooh’
>You still have no idea who the hell Crackle is, but apparently he isn’t well thought of. The dragon you just insulted has gotten right the hell up and now he’s towering over you.
>He looks like he’s ready to torch you, you see the smoke billowing from his mouth, yup you’re screwed.
>Since you’re fucked you might as well go for broke.
“Oh shit would ya look at that,” you say as you point to your death, “Looks like Crackle forgot to wipe again.”


>The other dragons erupt in laughter; some even start rolling around on the ground. Wow, how retarded is this Crackle if these dragons are laughing this hard?
>The one you insulted gives you this big shit eating grin, “Yeah you’re fucked.” He says as he prepares to breathe hell down upon your defenseless self.
>Right when the flames form in his mouth a dragon slaps him on the back, causing him to choke on his own flames.
>”Come on man chill out, it’s just a-“ the dragon that slapped him on the back gets a dragon fist to the face. The punch launches the dragon into another dragon
>This starts a whole line of other dragons getting involved in the fist fight and soon all of the dragons are punching and biting at each other, you couldn’t have asked for better luck.
>You solid snake your way over to Vinyl, when you reach her you untie her, she tries to speak but you cup your hand over her muzzle so she stays quiet.
>You pick her up and proceed to carry her away from the fighting group of dragons, hell even the child/teen dragons are trying to kill each other at this point.
>When you are out of sight you break off into a run, as you’re running you see Twilight and some others trying to fit themselves into some retarded looking dragon suit.
>When they see you run by they join you.
>”Yo Anon how’d you get her out?” asks Dash as she gallops next to you.
“No time for talking, run now!” you shout as you start to pick up speed, Vinyl isn’t really enjoying being tucked under your arm but bitch can’t complain, it’s not like she’s walking.

You run, you run and you run and you run. For fifteen minutes you run, eventually you come across what you hope to be an abandoned cave. Break time now.
>You collapse in a heap; the others mimic your actions, collapsing around you. At least this cave is far back enough, and small enough, for it to remain somewhat hidden from the dragons.
>When they realize what you’ve done they’re going to be pissed. They’ll probably comb the mountain range you’re on in order to find your sorry ass…oh well at least Twilight has that teleportation spell.
>You go to ask but Twilight cuts you off in between breaths
>”Can’t…teleport…yet….too tired.” She says as she pants, she rolls onto her back and she doesn’t move for a little while, you decide to leave her alone while she recovers.
>Dash on the other hand seems ready for more; she’s even trotting in place.
>”Oh come on Anon, you guys can’t tell me you’re tired.” She says as she flashes the three of you a cocky grin. Wait…at least there was, oh there she is, Vinyl is currently walking up from behind Dash.
>”Yeah she’s right, what the hay are you two resting for anyway? I stuck with you guys no sweat.” Vinyl says as she summons her goggles from who knows where. Wait that’s it! You ignore her remarks; a unicorn with a way out is not someone you’d want to piss off.


“Hey Vinyl can you get us out of here?” you ask, your voice carrying a pleading tone with it. You really didn’t want to get stuck in this cave all night; the sun was beginning its decent.
>”Sorry, no can do, already used up that power summoning these babies.” Vinyl says as she points to her googles….goddamn it Vinyl…Twilight facehooves.
>Well, it doesn’t seem THAT bad, perhaps Twilight will be up to teleporting you guys out when she’s done panting like a dog….and she’s just passed out.
>God why are bookworms so out of shape? You sigh to yourself before sitting, then lying back on the cave floor, no use in just standing around.
>”So Anon, what’s the plan?” asks Dash as she looks from you, to Twilight.
“We’re here until she’s ready to get us out of here.” You say nonchalantly, when you look at the cave ceiling you notice you can’t make out a damn thing…too dark.
>Dash sighs in annoyance, “But that’ll take forever!” says Dash in a whiny tone before dropping onto her haunches, she lightly flips a rock next to her with a hoof.
“Well that’s too damn bad Dash, if you want to be mad at some p0ny, be mad at Vinyl.”
>Vinyl’s cocky smile quickly drops into a frown, she shakes her head before trotting over to you.
>”Listen, bro-“
“Bro’s don’t steal other bro’s booze, nor do they drink the expensive fucking liquor they saved up for a special occasion.” You say, not looking up to acknowledge Vinyl. You’re still pissed to hell and back about that.
>Vinyl opens her mouth to speak, but she stops herself, she shakes her head before trotting over to the far end of the cave.
>”Was gonna say I was sorry but buck off.” Says Vinyl as she lies down upon the cave floor. She sprawls out without a care in the world.
“Yeah cause saying ‘sorry’ makes everything all better right?” you ask as you turn to look over to Vinyl, “Sorry I’ve made a mess out of your house, sorry I’ve not shown you a God damned bit of respect, sorry I wake you up every morning with my music. Yeah sorry I drank all your booze, sorry I got myself kidnapped, sorry I had you guys go out of your way to help me, sorry I almost got you burned alive Anon.” you say as you list off the things she’s done.
>As you finish grilling out Vinyl the sun finally sets over the horizon, leaving your group in perpetual darkness. You decide that an early night’s sleep is the best, I mean hey you guys have at least some food in Twilight’s saddlebag, she came prepared….right?

>A few hours have passed since your group turned in for the night within those caves you took refuge in.
>What you didn't plan on, was how cold the mountains could get at night.
>You're freezing, and in your chilled state you awaken.
>You immediately curl yourself into a ball and as you attempt to warm yourself up, your teeth begin to chatter.
>You look around in the darkness of the cave in a vain attempt to see where everyone was
>Eventually your eyes begin to adjust to the darkness of your cave.
>Twilight and Rainbow have curled up next to each other for warmth. You take notice that they've even got a blanket.
>They're sleeping soundly while you're left to freeze, isn't that great?
>You turn to see where Vinyl could be to see that she's not in the cave at all.
>Is Vinyl crazy? It's freezing outside, who cares if she's got a coat, she'sgoing to freeze.
>You take a look out of the cave's mouth to see that there's snow falling from outside.
>You take one last look to make sure that Vinyl isn't in the cave with you guys before setting out.
>Looks like you're going to have to help her yet again.
>You get to your feet and make your way outside into the harsh, unforgiving cold.
>Your body immediately begins a new wave of shivers and spasms in a hopeless attempt at getting warm.


>You take a look around your immediate area.
>The only thing around to illuminate the area is the full moon hanging low overhead
>It seems so much larger here than in P0nyville, then again you haven't been at this elevation before.
>At least you have a source of light, too bad that the clouds around aren't letting it give you its full effect.
>You start walking back and forth around your cave in order to hopefully find some hoof prints in the snow.
>You spend about ten minutes doing this, scrutinizing the ground as you do.
>When your search comes up empty you wander further from your cave
>What the hell would possess her to leave in this kind of weather?
>Was it over what you said back in the caves?
>Sure, you were angry, and your anger was justified, but you didn't want her leaving over this.
>Even if she could grin and bear the cold, there were still dragons in the area; they'd probably kill her if they found her now.
>In order to protect their reputation they'd have to, don't want word getting out that a p0ny escaped their clutches
>That puts you into overdrive and your search continues
>Now the cold doesn't seem to be bothering you as much.
>You had a mare to find.

>You cup your hands around your mouth and shout
"Vinyl!"
>You hope she'd hear you, wherever she was.
>You start thinking to yourself as you search
>How long had she been gone? Where'd she go, would she be alright?
>After a half an hour in the freezing cold your search becomes frantic
>Your long sleeved shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers can only keep you warm for so long
>If you're having trouble now, imagine how Vinyl's faring, she's naked aside from her goggles.
>An hour has passed, you've strayed quite a ways from your cave.
>In this light you probably wouldn't be able to find your way back now.
>The moon has been completely covered by the clouds in the sky.
>Without any source of illumination you stand still and rub yourself to keep warm
>You knew better than to make any sudden movements, the area where you were at had a steep drop a few feet to your right.
>In a way the path you chose to run on wasn't the smartest
>The path leading to your cave has a width of about thirty feet
>To the right you had the rocky section that made up the mountain side
>To your left was a drop to your death, before you went to sleep for the night you took notice of how steep it was.
>The drop itself was a few hundred feet, not to mention the bottom was covered in rocks.
>Wouldn't be a pleasant death at all, whatever warmth you've gathered leaves your body when you begin to ponder if Vinyl has fallen off the side.
>You shake your head to clear those thoughts, there's no way that'd happen Anon, come on get a hold of yourself.

>You shout again
"Vinyl!"
>You don't stop after that first shout, you keep going.
>You keep shouting her name until you become hoarse.
>When your voice can't seem to take the shouting anymore the clouds finally part from the moon.
>Finally some illumination, you start back on your journey, being careful to avoid the steep drop as you move.
>The clouds keep parting away from the moon and more light begins to shine through, giving you better illumination than before you even set out.
>Someone must be looking out for you tonight.
>Even with this new light, you still aren't having any luck finding any tracks within the show
>You continue your search for another half an hour.
>Finally you're in luck!
>You find a small, solitary path cut into the mountain leading up to the summit.
>When you see old hoof prints in the snow leading up the path you start to grin
>It's a good thing you got here when you did, another snowing and those hoof prints would be gone.
>You break off into a full blown run as you make your way up the snowy slope to the summit.
>As you reach what you thought was the top, you notice that the path continues.
>As you follow it, you look to see that you're actually walking around the mountain in a wide circle.
>At least you're ascending; you'd reach the top eventually.
>In fact, the longer you walk this path, the easier it is to see the hoof prints in the snow.
>Sweet Celestia why did Vinyl come out this far?

>As you continue your walk you happen upon an odd lumpy pile of snow.
>You kneel down and wipe it away out of curiosity to find Vinyl's goggles.
>You must be getting close. You attempt to break out into a run, but from the amount of walking you've already done you can't seem to run for more than a few feet.
>Whatever, you'll just stick to walking, it's not as if this path leads anywhere else but to the summit.
>After an unknown amount of time you finally reach the summit.
>The summit itself is completely flat, aside from a few trees jutting out of the ground, there's no tip like you'd expect.
>The area seems to be the size of two football fields and it is completely covered with a fresh blanket of snow.
>As you scan the area in hopes of finding Vinyl you glance up at the moon again.
>If you thought it was large before, you were sadly mistaken.
>From this point, you can make out the individual craters within the moon's face. You've never been this close to it before.
>You take this time to stop for a moment to bask in its pale glow. Almost forgetting why you even came up here in the first place.
>When you finally tear your eyes away from the moon you spot something in the distance.
>As you draw closer to it, you begin to make out the shape of something sitting down, looking up at the moon as you did.
>You could spot that electric blue mane anywhere.
"Fucking finally!"
>Ignoring the pain in your legs from your walking you break out in to a run in order to get over to Vinyl as quickly as possible

>When Vinyl hears you approach she turns her head and body to face you.
>As she does you notice her wipe her eyes with a fore hoof.
>When you've managed to make it to Vinyl you double over in order to catch your breath.
>You try to ignore the steam rising from your breath. You do not feel like acknowledging what your body is going through right now being in the cold.
>As you're panting Vinyl speaks out of surprise
>"Whoa...hey Anon, I didn't think you'd come looking for me."
>You force out your question between breaths, at this point you hate breathing, the atmosphere makes it feel like you're breathing in razor blades.
>You don't even want to know your elevation at this point; god knows how little oxygen there is up here.
>How you even managed to get here remains a mystery to you.
"What, why?"
>"Because you got so mad at me back in the caves I thought you wouldn't even care about where I was or how I was, let alone come out and search for me."
>When she finishes you can't believe your ears, can she really believe that?
>When you look up in order to tell her otherwise you lock eyes.
>Did her eyes always have this un-earthly glow to them?
>Maybe it was the moon playing tricks on you, but her blood red eyes seemed to glow in this light, did they always look so...beautiful?
>Your stare is only broken when Vinyl clears her throat. You shake your head rapidly.
"Oh, uh...sorry about that."
>Vinyl giggles a bit before responding
>"Nah man, it’s cool."
>You shake your head again.
No, it's not cool Vinyl. There's more to life than booze and sleep, I don't care about all that. Did you know how worried I was about you? I've been looking for you for HOURS."

"I've been wandering around wondering if you're alright, wondering if you'd  fallen off the mountain, or that you'd  been taken by those damn dragons again. I froze my ass off trying to find you."
>Vinyl turns her gaze from you, to the snow in between the two of you.
>"I...I'm sorry...I didn't want to make you worry about me like that."
>Before she can say anything else she yelps in surprise when you kneel down and wrap her up in a hug.
>Like the night you first met her in Manehattan, and from every other intimate moment you've shared, she's still got that same soft fur you've grown to appreciate.
>Though you have to say she's quite warm despite the cold air that surrounds the two of you.
"Vinyl...just, don't do this again, and no I'm not mad at you, I'm just glad you're okay."
>You smile to yourself when you feel Vinyl's fore hooves wrap around your neck.
>"Thank you."
>After a bit you reluctantly pull away from her embrace.
"Come on Vinyl, we need to get back to the cave."
>As you motion for her to follow you Vinyl shakes her head.
>"No man, not yet, there's a few things I wanted to talk with you about."
>Is she serious, is she really going to make you sit out here even longer than you need to?
>Lord knows you're probably going to die out here, exposure and all that shit.
"Can't this wait?"
>"Nnnope."

"Vinyl, it's freezing out here don't you-"
>You're cut off when you notice Vinyl's horn as it begins to glow; your body begins to glow in turn.
>Suddenly the cold seems to leave your body completely, to be replaced with subtle warmth that seems to shield you from the harsh cold air around you.
>So this is how Vinyl stayed out here for so long...this explains why she was warm to the touch.
>"So, do we have time now?"
"What...but, I..."
>You look around at yourself before looking back at the path you used to get up here.
>On one hand the two of you need to get back before either of your freeze to death, sure you're feeling fine now, but you do not know how long this spell will last.
>On the other hand, you haven't seen Vinyl look this serious since the time she told you about how and where she grew up, and you came all this way anyway, might as well hear what she has to say now.
>When Vinyl doesn't make any motion to move you sigh in defeat.
"Fine."

>Since Vinyl insists on staying you approach her and take a seat next to her.
>The snow doesn't seem to affect you in any way; this spell of Vinyl's quite nice.
>You could stay out here for hours and look at the beauty being presented to you in the sky.
>As you stare up at the moon Vinyl speaks
>"I've been thinkin for quite a while."
>You answer back without having to look over
"About what?"
>"Life, my life in particular."
>You laugh a little, much to Vinyl's dismay
"You?A deep thinker? I didn't think you had it in ya."
>You hear her snort before you feel a hoof knock hit your shoulder.
>"Hey! I'm serious, come on man, not cool."
"Okay, okay fine, sorry. So, what have you been thinking about?"
>"I've been thinkin, all I've ever really known is the nightlife the cities around Equestria bring. I never got to know what it's like to just...take a break. I mean look around, we're on top of a mountain in dragon territory! I'd like to see somep0ny from Manehattan do what we did today!"
"You mean get captured then get rescued like some damsel in distress?"
>Another hoof strike sends you into fits of laughter.

>"And you!"
"What about me?"
>"You and Dash, you guys seem to go on all sorts of crazy adventures! All I have is some nightlife and music, I mean sure I've had 'adventures' in the city, but that was nothing more than me trippin on whatever new thing I got from a friend."
"So what you're saying is...you're jealous?"
>Vinyl is silent for a moment before she talks, when she speaks again you turn to face her.
>"Well...yeah man. I mean sure getting to go from city to city is nice and all, and I love the effect my music has on my fans, but eventually it turns into the same damn thing and I'm sick of it, that's why I came out here to P0nyville; besides like I told ya two weeks ago, I need some inspiration anyway."
>You nod before speaking
"Well I can see where you're coming from, but I'm sure there are better ways to get some inspiration, for example: Not getting drunk and yelling at dragons."
>That earns you another hoof to the shoulder.
>"You're gonna keep giving me shit for that aren't ya Anon."
>You smirk, yeah you're definitely going to be holding this over her head every chance you get.
>After that, the two of you sit in silence, content in each other’s company. You finally tear your gaze away from Vinyl to stare at the heavens.


>After a few minutes Vinyl's voice takes you by surprise.
>"Ya know, I really appreciate all this stuff you've done for me...like letting me crash at your place, letting me work on my music all hours of the day...and night, and of course, letting me drink up all your booze."
>You turn to give her a sarcastic response, but as you turn you notice that Vinyl's looking right at you from a few inches away.
>As you open your mouth to speak she brings her soft, velvety lips to yours.
>Vinyl takes advantage of your open maw
>Has her tongue always been this flexible? You can't recall, it has been two weeks since you've done anything close to something like this.
>After all, you were always busy out looking for a job, and she was busy taking care of her music.
>Not even Dash would give you the time of day. Ever since Vinyl moved into your place it seems as though Dash only came around to get into Vinyl's Stash.
>You mentally slap yourself so you can concentrate on the mare in front of you
>You return her kiss with as much fervor, with as much of a need as she projected onto you.
>When the need for oxygen becomes too great a need, the two of you reluctantly part.
>When you realize just what's been going on, your eyes widen, at some point during your little make out session Vinyl had pushed you on to your back and she'd taken up a place on your mid-section.
"D...damn Vinyl, where'd that come from?"
>"What can I say, I've got a thing for heroes. You did save my life after all. I mean hey, it takes a lot of guts to teleport right into a dragon's nest."
"I think you're getting just a little too caught up in the moment here."
>Vinyl's next words send a pleasurable shiver down your spine.
>You feel her warm breath tickle upon your lips and neck when she speaks
>"You're saying that like it’s a bad thing Anonymous."


"It is a bad thing! Do you know how many humans have died back on my world because they wanted to 'live in the moment?' That kind of behavior is wha..."
>Vinyl's adventurous hooves silence you, while one hoof is brought to your lips to silence you the other starts trailing in a slow line down your chest.
>When did she take your shirt off....unicorn magic is a scary thing indeed.
>"You know, you talk way to much man. You've gotta learn how to relax. Here you are all worried about me, and look at what you're doin to yourself."
>You feel her hind hoof brush against your crotch, your member springs to life
>Vinyl’s giggles cause a shade of red to rise in your cheeks
>"That isn't healthy at all Anon."
>You move Vinyl's hoof away from your mouth
"Vinyl I'm being serious, cut it out for a moment."
>Vinyl sighs in frustration
>"Tell ya what, how about I cut back on my stash if you give me what I've been cravin for the past few weeks."
>This mare won't listen to reason!
>But...it's a start, if she's willing to negotiate this, you might as well go with it.
>Your lower half agrees with this development.
>Your lower half is a damn dirty traitor to your cause.

>You sigh to yourself
"Find, I accept your terms and conditions."
>Vinyl's smile widens
>"Good."
>Vinyl gets up and off of you.  She turns to face the crotch portion of your pants.
>With a little bit of magic tugging, your pants come sliding off, she'd already undone the button and zipper while you were talking.
>This crafty mare...
>She eyes your ever so growing member with glee, you notice a thin line of drool as it trails down from the side of her mouth.
>She's been wanting this a lot more than she let on.
>"Hmm...what was that saying Octavia told me about Bon something, originated in Prance..."
"Bon Appetit?"
>"That's it."
"What's it?"
>You gasp as this greedy mare takes your member into her mouth.
>Her enthusiastic tongue dances along your erection as she sucks as hard as she can.
>You assume that she must have been holding back for quite a while to start off like this.
>But you can't complain, you bite down on your knuckles to stifle a moan.
>If she wasn't careful she'd end the fun before it could begin.

>You try to speak in between gasps
"V..Vinyl, slow down a little willya?"
>Vinyl pops your erection out of her mouth and you sigh with relief.
>"Nope."
>God damn it
>She goes right back to it, sucking upon your member, as she does she start bobbing her head upon it in a steady rhythm.
>Each time she brings her muzzle down to your crotch you can feel the muscles in the back of her throat tightening on your erection.
>When you lean your head back, and when your eyes roll in to the back of your head, Vinyl looks up at you.
>She smiles to herself when she sees your reaction; this causes her to speed up.
>You dig your hands in to the snow, hoping that the cold would help keep you from losing it, but thanks to Vinyl's spell the snow is not cold to the touch, so it doesn't help.
>Vinyl starts to alternate between bobbing her head to simply focusing upon the head of your member.
>When she brings her head up she exposes all but the head to the air around you.
>She gives your tip a good, hard suck before downing your member in one go.
>While Vinyl keeps up her rhythm you bring a free hand over to her flank.
>You bring your arm back before bringing it forward, spanking her.
>She lets out a throaty moan when your hand makes impact.
>When her flank jiggles you notice that she's gotten a bit more defined since she's been living with you.
>Datflank

>You take this momentary distraction to sit up.
>You put your hands around Vinyl's midsection and pull her up onto your chest.
>As you pull her to your chest you lay back again, you spin her so you can get a good look at how her lower half is doing.
>Some of what she's got saved up starts leaking out on to your chest, she must have really wanted this, and her body is craving for your touch a lot more than she let on.
>You give her wet slit a lick, eliciting a squee from Vinyl, you can't see from this angle but her eyes have become as wide as saucers.
>You smile to yourself while you give Vinyl another taste.
>If she's going to go all out, so are you.
>You waste no time in ravishing her marehood with your tongue, when you slip your tongue inside her warm, waiting entrance she lets out a sharp cry.
>This earns her another smack on her flank, yeah you know how she likes it.
>You continue to run your tongue along and inside of her for the next few minutes, being sure your tongue's strokes are quick.
>As you continue to taste her, a free hand begins to rub her clit, causing her entire body to squirm.
>You have to use your other hand to keep her still so she doesn't worm away from you.


>While you thrust your tongue in and out of her entrance you rub her clit in small, quick circles with your free hand.
>Soon her moans turn into low growls as she starts to try to paw her way down to your member.
>'Nope'
>This is all for her, your pleasure will come after this.
>When she realizes she's not going to get to pleasure you until you're done she stops, content with letting you do your thing.
>In fact, she positions herself so she's sitting on your face.
>From this positions she grinds along while you continue to taste the inside of her entrance.
>She stays sitting on your face, grinding into you for the next few minutes
>From the lack of rhythm she's starting to exhibit she's getting close to her peak.
>"Come on, almost..."
>Her grinding starts to get a bit rougher, admittedly this is a bit uncomfortable for you but that doesn't stop you.
>When her entire body starts to shudder you give her clit a light pinch
>That was all it took for whatever little bit of resistance she had to disappear.
>Two weeks of pent up frustration coats your face while Vinyl lets out a sharp cry of pleasure.
>Her entire body shakes from her orgasm, and soon your neck and collar area become soaked.
>Vinyl leans forward and 'dismounts' you, she collapses on your chest and begins to pant.
>"That...oh Celestia...I needed that."

"You know we aren't done yet right?"
>Vinyl turns to you and smirks when she sees that you're covered in her satisfaction.
>"No we aren't...and what was it with you and smacking my flank?"
>You blush before rubbing the back of your head sheepishly
"I've sort of...developed a flank fetish."
>Meanwhile
>Somewhere in P0nyville Fluttershy's eye begins to twitch before she shouts out to the heavens
>Fluttershy: "NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>Back to the action
>"Oh really?"
>Vinyl gives you a devious smirk before she lowers herself.
>She leans back into a sitting position so your erect member is squeezed in between her cheeks.
>When your erection comes back in full force Vinyl winks
>"Hmm, you weren't lying were you? Ya know, I reward honesty."
>As she finishes speaking she starts grinding her ass along your member.
>It doesn't take long for Vinyl's juices to start flowing again.
>She keeps up this little tease of her grinding her ass against your crotch for a little while longer before the need becomes too much for her.
>As she positions herself above you, you wait. You're gonna give her a nice surprise.
>Right when your tip enters her marehood, you grab her by her flanks and push her down, taking you all the way to the base.

>Vinyl's cry of pleasure is much louder than you were expecting
>You even jump a little at the sudden noise
"Whoa...you okay?"
>Vinyl nods, her eyes shut tight, she bites her lip before re-positioning herself.
>"Yeah...just...wasn't expecting that."
>You chuckle to yourself.
>You decided you'd give Vinyl some time to get used to the feeling of being filled, it had been quite a while after all.
>Besides, her clenched marehood would keep you from moving anyway; was she always this tight?
>Even with her 'lubrication' you probably wouldn't be able to move as you'd like.
>When Vinyl finally begins to relax she starts grinding in a slow, agonizingly slow rhythm.
>When her moans started increasing in volume you began to rock with her, increasing the pleasure for the two of you.
>Unfortunately your peak would come much sooner than you'd like, but before you do, you stop yourself.
>You reach out and hold Vinyl in place so she'd finally stop grinding.
>When she isn't able to move, and when you make no motion to continue, she growls
>Her blood red eyes, when showing fury, are an intimidating site to behold.
>But you aren't afraid of the party mare, in fact, you're going to use her frustration against her.
"So Vinyl, let's alter our little deal."

>"W..wha? Anon this isn't cool man."
"Too bad, I want you to stop doing all those damn pills. Booze is fine, if ya find some maryjane that's fine, but no more ex, or anything else."
>"B..but Anon..."
>Vinyl tries to move in order to stimulate herself, but your grip keeps her from moving.
>She keeps trying to go against you only to fail, when she sees your smirk, she knows that she won't be getting her way.
"If you say no, we can just stop now and you can forget about getting what you like so much. You and I both know you're done with p0nies."
>Vinyl's jaw drops in horror when you say that.
>When she closes her mouth her lip begins to quiver and you swear you see her tearing up.
>"That's so...damn...mean man, so not cool..."
"Well? I'm waiting."
>"...Fine...I promise I'll stop, and I'll get rid of my stash."
>You give her a genuine
"Good mare."
>You bring your hips back as far as you can before thrusting, causing Vinyl's eyes to roll up in to the back of her head.
>And all at once you two are right back to doing what it was you were doing.
>"Oh Celestia I couldn't stand being without this!"
"Heh, thought so."
>"Shut a-a-ah up!"
>Due to Vinyl's anticipation she's riding you a hell of a lot harder than before, your crotch actually starts to hurt from the sheer desperation in Vinyl's movements.

>From the way her insides are starting to coil around you, she's getting close to her peak.
>She wants you to empty everything you've got in to her, and you're not one to disappoint.
>When you can't stand it anymore you thrust into her from below and empty your seed deep inside of her.
>The feeling of being filled drives Vinyl over the edge and soon the two of you are in a state of bliss.
>Vinyl's body seems to shake and her marehood tightens around you as she does so, it's as if her body is trying to squeeze out every last drop and you swear it succeeds.
>Vinyl collapses on top of you in an exhausted heap.
>The two of you lie there together, panting, attempting to calm down from the physical activity the two of you just finished.
>When the two of you are finally able to relax you instinctively wrap your arms around Vinyl and pull her closer to you.
>She snuggles into your chest before sighing with content.
>The two of you remain like that for a few minutes, happy to just keep each other company.
>"Ya know...I think I could get used to this..."
"Hmm?"
>"Havin a stal...person around that actually cares about ya. You know...had somep0ny told me a human would be saving my life AND using SEX to convince ME to quit something, I'd have laughed and asked for a little of what they were havin."
>The two of you share a short laugh.

"Well...even though this is nice, Dash is my special somep0ny...even if she's giving me freedom to basically do whatever I want I'm not gonna keep this up. It isn't right."
>Vinyl's smile leaves her face pretty damn quick after mentioning Dash.
>"That's cause she doesn't know what she's got, were I her I'd have you all to myself. No way in Tartarus would I share you with any mare, even if they are my best friend. Besides, I'm magic bitch, I could do all sorts of things that'd keep you coming back for more."
>You sigh to yourself before shaking you head
"You know there's more to a relationship than just sex right?"
>"Yeah I know."
>Vinyl positions herself so she can look into your eyes.
>"You're the first guy who's ever given a shit about me, you're damn fun to be around, you don't piss me off, AND you know how to live! What's not to like about you?"
"I'm a disloyal prick?"
>"Yeah that's somethin I'm gonna work on with you."
>Wait a minute, what?
"So...what you're saying is, I should break off what I've got with Dash for you?"
>Vinyl shakes her head before responding.
>"Nah man, I'm just saying, if Dash bucks things up between you two I'm gonna swoop in and get ya so damn fast it'll make your head bucking spin."

>After that you're silent, in a way you sort of expected something like this.
>After all, she did say she wanted to chill with YOU, she could have stayed with Dash, it'd have been a bit of a labor to enchant all of her stuff, but she chose you.
>Your head starts to flood with random thoughts of doubt...and regret
>If Dash really didn't seem to mind you doing things like this, did she really care about you?
>Why haven't you thought of this sooner?
>And why are you starting to feel sick to your stomach?
>End…?