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- >Skelenon was walking to Twilight sparkle's tree one day
- >When he got there he knocked on her door and hid in a bush
- >When she opened the door anon popped out
- >she was sp00ked solid by his bones
- >when she recovered she was angry
- "that struck my funny bone"
- >she let out a sarcastic laugh and told him to go away
- "come on, cant you be humerus for once?"
- >she is not amused
- "Stop SKULLking around, Don't I tickle your ribs?"
- >she throws a book at Skelenon and he falls apart
- "look what you did you numbskull. Did i rattle your bones?
- >twilight put Skelenon back together again
- one day skelenon was taking a walk to luna's house because she was the only person who liked his skeleton puns
- >you do the usual knock and hide in the bush tactic
- >Celestia opens the door and Luna is close behind
- >You pop out of the bush and sp00k Celestia to the bone
- >You and Luna have a quick laugh
- "I guess I rattled her bones"
- >This starts a laughing fit between you and Luna
- "when she recovers I'm BONED"
- >you and Luna spring with the quickness like lightning, disappear
- >you and Luna fly too the moon
- > She is a magic horse and you have no lungs
- >You will live a peaceful life on the moon telling bone jokes to your partner
- >day 54 on the moon
- >So the moon really is made of cheese
- >too bad you can't eat it because you are a sp00ky skellington
- >Luna has been acting strange
- >every chance she gets she throws a sexual skeleton joke at you
- >She wants the bone
- >Later in your moon cheese house Luna is lying in the bed legs spread
- and then they boned
- >one morning you and Luna flew back to equestria
- >you find out that your archenemy Coco Pommel has become a super hero
- >she was using human skin for her costume
- >that's your skin and you are going to steal it back
- >first you must think of a witty name for yourself
- >you decide on the name "Evil Boner man"
- >you and Luna fly to Coco's house and knock on her door
- >you hide in the bush and when she opens the door you pop out
- >she's spooked solid
- >You steal back your skin and become Skin Man
- >you send Coco to court for stealing your skin in the first place
- >She gets sent to mental hospital
- >You become the hero equestria needs. fighting crime by day and living your normal skeleton life at night
- >today was a good day
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