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- The OP that inspired me:
- >It took a drunk old mare to tell you the truth about Dash
- >She isn't pretty
- >Not to a pony at least
- >Her mane, her snout, her hooves, the shape of her wings
- >A dozen little irks and quirks that made her too homely to get past the friendzone with any colt
- >They always figured that's why she was trying so hard to be your 'bro'
- >She could never do better than another ugly monster
- Here is what I made of it.
- >It's been almost 2 whole years.
- >The life you left behind is almost completely forgotten.
- >You wonder about all the-
- >Bump
- >"Oh hey Anon, what's going on?"
- "Hey Dash, up early today?"
- >Well.
- >Early for HER at least. It's like only fucking 10.
- >"Yeah, I wanted to ask if you wanted to come with me to the new Daring Do release!"
- "That's happening today I'm guessing."
- >Shouldn't that shit come out in two days?
- >It's fucking SunButtday. Shit comes out on Tuesdays for some fucking reason.
- >"It's at midnight, on Tuesday."
- >Called it.
- "Isn't it going to be in Canterlot?"
- >That big-ass bookstore always does the releases.
- >At least you could get some new books when you arrive.
- >You've been meaning to get around to doing so, you just don't get to Canterlot often enough.
- >"Is that a problem? I thought you had Tuesday off this week..."
- >Wow, she looks like her parents were just murdered and she just recalled the day she was told.
- "I do, but-"
- >Fuck, if you say no.
- >She might not be able to take that shit.
- >"If it's a place to stay it's alright. I have a room booked for 2."
- >Is she serious with you right now?
- >This is almost weird.
- >"Twilight was going to come along, but she had some 'princess' stuff to do."
- >Why would Princess Books not go get some new... Books.
- >Fucking princess shit.
- >Only if you had some surefire way to dodge ponies sometimes.
- "I'm gonna see how I feel, I might be catching something. Come back over around 6."
- >"Oh? I hope you feel better, I'll let you be. I'll see you later tonight."
- >You don't like lying to her, but you did cough once maybe.
- >Only if life was that easy.
- >You shrug it off while walking to the Treebary.
- >Wait. That's gone now.
- >Fucking magic and shit man.
- >Castle.
- >That thing is really out of place.
- >At least it's now a fancier library.
- >Books not going to get a book?
- >This you had to fucking see.
- >Knocking sounds
- >"Oh hey Anon. what brings you over here?"
- "Just coming by to talk, what's new?"
- >"Come on in, have a seat. You would not believe what I have to do."
- >Here comes those duties.
- >You should get her a copy, presents are always a nice gesture.
- >"You know the new DD book that's coming out?"
- >Seems like she is serious about this.
- >Why are you even here, it's not like Rainbro lies to you anyway.
- >Shit you've lied to her quite a bit actually.
- >She only called you on your shit twice.
- >Fuck yeah.
- >Top level ruses you've pulled on all the ponyfolk here.
- >Apparently lying isn't too big a thing here.
- "Yeah, Rains told me about it on my way here."
- >"I'm glad sheee gets to go, but it's not fair."
- >"She asked me to watch Tank because he's a bit sick and Fluttershy is is out of town."
- >OH FUCK
- >DEFCON 1
- >MISSLES
- >MORE MISSLES
- >ALL THE MISSLES
- >Is Dash trying to ask you on a date?
- >Without being obvious as fuck about it?
- >Wow.
- >This is pretty fucking out there.
- >It's not like anything with a dick wouldn't like to rail that.
- >At least you might be able to get some pone-booty
- >It's not like you haven't been porking some tail from time to time.
- >"Yeah, but I just had to let her go. If I went I'd feel too bad about it, you know?"
- >Mainly because you're a tad strange.
- >A social status is all it really is.
- >Wait.
- >Purples said something.
- >Respond.sh
- "Yeah, being the princess of books and all. You have an image to upkeep."
- >She has a giggle.
- >It was rather cute.
- >Almost all the things that happen around here are adorable as shit.
- >"Well, don't put me on a pedestal or anything."
- >Implying
- "You can magics and stuff. PLUS FLYING. That's impressive."
- >Shit, magic wasn't even a thing back home.
- >Other than movies, games and books.
- >Never forget books.
- >"Oh ha ha ha Anon."
- >"So why'd you come on over again?"
- >Only if Butterstick was here.
- >Rains could be behind that one too.
- >Wait.
- >She's out because reasons.
- >Important ones at that, you were there.
- "Just to say I'm going up with Rainbow, and I was getting you a signed copy."
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