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- The best one I've ever encountered:
- >Working in ER
- >Some bitchy mother with fake cans and a spray tan runs into waiting room with her 3rd grade son
- >Goes straight to front of line (cutting in front of people who are obviously more in need of care than her
- >I listen in because I know that dis gon be gud
- >"My son has stomach ulcers"
- >wat
- >receptionist: "How do you know this? Has he been to another office?"
- >"No, he said his stomach hurts and he's super stressed so it's obviously ulcers"
- >obviously
- >Walk up to lady and ask her what I can do for her
- >"Give my son medicine for stomach ulcers"
- >I ask to check to make sure her diagnosis is correct
- >Scowls and says fine
- >Kid is not vomiting blood or in any visible pain, so I pretty much immediately rule out ulcers
- >Ask kid if he is missing school
- >yes
- >are you missing anything important?
- >no
- >ask for the name of his teacher and school
- >I call them
- >mother asks what I'm doing
- >Tell her I'm asking if there are any diseases going around >I'm not actually asking that
- >Lady picks up the phone
- >"Hi, this is Dr. Dawinnamon, and I was wondering if this kid is just trying to get out of doing homework or something"
- >*note* I have removed myself from the exam room so they can't hear me >"Well, we have a spelling test today, which the kids have been preparing for for the last few days"
- >Could you give me a list of a few of those words?
- >Yes of course
- >Go to kid
- >ask him to spell some of the words
- >Can't spell a single one
- >Tell his mother he is just skipping out of a spelling test.
- >MFW she calls me a dumbass for giving the wrong diagnosis
- >MFW she leaves to go to another clinic
- >That was a fun day
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