Island of Misfit Toys 15

[21:35]	`GM	[While Liu remains behind to clean up the blood and other mess left behind, Jonah, Kit, and Ai move off to greener pastures with their new… person, thing.]
[21:37]	Jonah	grumbles over being bitten by the mini-person.
[21:37]	Ai`	keeps her embedded in her neck. Whether she is forgetful or malicious has yet to be determined.
[21:37]	`GM	[Said person-thing makes no large attempts to escape; she's just happy to be here.]
[21:38]	`GM	Girl: "So, hey, uhh... Where are we, anyways~?"
[21:38]	Ai`	"An island, in an ocean."
[21:38]	Ai`	offers as much information as she has.
[21:39]	`GM	Kitkat: "The South Pacific Ocean, specifically!"
[21:39]	Jonah	"A place where they keep what society doesn't want."
[21:39]	Jonah	bitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[21:41]	`GM	Girl: "Ooo, ocean... I think I musta gotten really lost this time..."
[21:41]	Ai`	"How 'lost' have you been before?"
[21:42]	`GM	[Kitkat leads them upstairs, explaining that they should relocate to the clinic for a more proper look at Jonah's arm.]
[21:43]	`GM	[Paws; phone]
[21:58]	`GM	[Unpaws]
[21:59]	`GM	[The girl ignores the question, her eyes drifting around the decor of the hallways listlessly.]
[22:00]	`GM	Kitkat: "Woah, woah, wait, hang on, stop!"
[22:02]	Ai`	looks to Kitkat with curiosity.
[22:06]	`GM	[Kitkat suddenly plants her feet squarely on the ground, her upper half wobbling as it fails to stop with her lower half.]
[22:07]	Ai`	[... Just an instant before bumping straight into her. In the confusion of regaining her balance, Phrine somehow slips out of Ai's neck, leaving a mini-vampiress-shaped hole in it.
[22:07]	Ai`	]
[22:07]	Jonah	"Whoa, you are not going anywhere!"
[22:10]	Jonah	, with lightning reflex (lol), he grasp for Mini-vamp!
[22:11]	`GM	[The vampire girl tumbles in front of both of them, suddenly noticing the reason why Kit stopped: The hallway passes next to a wide window with plenty of sunlight pouring through.]
[22:11]	`GM	Girl: "Woah-ooooh-no-no-no-no!"
[22:12]	Jonah	get a grip on her wrist.
[22:13]	Jonah	"Man I wish I have a dental floss right now. I'm gonna tie her like a goddamn spiderman."
[22:13]	`GM	[The girl pinwheels her free arm as she balances on one leg and Jonah's weight. She's quite light; Jonah has little difficulty holding on despite her swaying.]
[22:15]	`GM	Girl: "Pull me back pull me back!"
[22:16]	Ai`	analyzes the situation.
[22:16]	Jonah	"Whoa what why okay"
[22:16]	Ai`	"I can shield you from the light, if you return to your place."
[22:16]	Ai`	points to her neck.
[22:16]	Jonah	, despite not sure what it is, pulls her back.
[22:18]	`GM	[The girl clings to Jonah in a tight hug; her non-grabbed hand is severely sunburnt.]
[22:19]	`GM	Girl: "Light... Light, not, happy times..."
[22:20]	`GM	[Kitkat rubs the vampiress's shoulder with her soft paw.]
[22:21]	`GM	Kit: "Nyeah, nyeah... Sorry, shoulda, shoulda remembered sooner..."
[22:22]	Jonah	'Huh, so you REALLY don't like sun."
[22:22]	Jonah	"I can see that now."
[22:22]	Jonah	"But then again putting you in a black plastic bag is kinda, y'know, cruel."
[22:22]	`GM	Girl: "Thanks for saving me~"
[22:22]	Jonah	"No prob."
[22:23]	`GM	[She gives him a quick peck on the ear.]
[22:24]	Ai`	"If needed, I can shield you from light."
[22:24]	Ai`	's hand remains pointing at her neck.
[22:25]	Jonah	has mixed feelings about this
[22:27]	`GM	[Kat doesn't; she's holding her hands up to her mouth in girlish approval.]
[22:27]	Ai`	offers her hands to the small lady.
[22:28]	Jonah	"So, uh. Can't really put you in my breast pocket. Putting my sensitive part near your fangy mouth is kinda disconcerting."
[22:28]	Jonah	"Ai? Care to take her off my hands?"
[22:30]	Ai`	nods, and proceeds to scoop her up.
[22:31]	`GM	[She lets herself get scooped again, though she's sheltering her burnt hand inside her jacket.]
[22:31]	Ai`	[=-= *proceeds to literally scoop her up, her fingers lightly fusing together as she does so. When she brings the girl to her neck, she leaves a bit of her hands behind before re-forming them, leaving her well-shielded from light.]
[22:34]	`GM	Girl: "It's so nice to be with fun people again~..."
[22:35]	`GM	Girl: "We we never allowed to be fun back in... Umm, that, that one city..."
[22:35]	Jonah	"Huh."
[22:36]	Jonah	"Sounds like a story, eh. Maybe we can talk about that over some table."
[22:36]	Jonah	"Like beer table."
[22:36]	Ai`	nods.
[22:37]	`GM	Kitkit: "Or the hospital table~"
[22:37]	`GM	[=-= *Kitkat up there]
[22:39]	`GM	[The group returns to the clinic, where Kitkat makes quick work of closing the blinds. Phrine continues to be enamored by all the fun things lying around.]
[22:39]	`GM	[=-= WE DON'T KNOW HERE NAME YET DERP]
[22:40]	Ai`	opens up her neck and redistributes her mass to standard form in short order.
[22:40]	`GM	Girl: "...Are we in a robot palace? There's so many shiny things here~"
[22:42]	Ai`	"We are not."
[22:42]	Ai`	's response is quick and terse. Nothing here approaches Consensus surroundings.
[22:42]	`GM	Kitkat: "It's just a hospital. Though, nya'know... Maybe myou've nyever been in one?"
[22:43]	Jonah	"Being immortal and all, yeah."
[22:45]	`GM	[The girl jumps up onto one of the padded examination tables and rocks back and forth, grabbing her knees into a ball.]
[22:46]	`GM	Girl: "We're not, umm... immortal, you know. We just don't die fast!"
[22:50]	`GM	Kitkat: "Umm, right... Anydangways!"
[22:50]	`GM	Kitkat: "Joe, your arm still okay?"
[22:55]	Jonah	"Hangin' in okay. Gonna need someone to look at it though."
[22:55]	Ai`	stands beside Kitkat.
[22:55]	Ai`	"May I help in some way?"
[22:56]	`GM	Kitkat: "Wha? Oh, yeah, here."
[22:56]	`GM	[Kat hands Ai the leather bag she's been carrying around all this time.]
[22:57]	`GM	Kitkat: "Find out what works in there."
[22:58]	Ai`	carefully looks through its contents, scanning every piece.
[22:59]	Ai`	"I see a metallic plus sign, some form of plant, and a bottle."
[23:00]	Ai`	"None seem effective for bite wounds."
[23:00]	Ai`	looks up to Kitkat, clueless.
[23:01]	`GM	[Kat is busy undoing Jonah's bandage so she can fix it up properly this time. She waves Ai away.]
[23:01]	=-=	Tesla is now known as Tesla|reading
[23:01]	`GM	Kitkat: "Just, like wave 'em at the girl and see what she doesn't like. I'm kinda busy."
[23:01]	Ai`	"Alright."
[23:02]	Ai`	pulls out the math symbol and shoves it towards the girl.
[23:05]	`GM	[The girl continues to rock back and forth, unconcerned.]
[23:05]	Ai`	retrieves the plant, and repeats the action.
[23:09]	`GM	[She begins coughing and stops sillily rocking on the bed. She quickly gets off the bed and backs away, covering her mouth and nose.]
[23:10]	`GM	Girl: "Eough, eough, that... that, hey! What're you doing, hey...?"
[23:10]	`GM	Girl: "I hate that stuff! Can you not, like... do, that?"
[23:10]	Ai`	nods and sets it aside, then retrieving the bottle, apparently full of some liquid. She uncorks it and holds it towards the tiny one.
[23:11]	Ai`	"Please remain. This will be short."
[23:12]	`GM	[Kat, meanwhile, has deduced that apparently the vampire girl is a bit rusty; she really tore up Jonah's arm needlessly here. For safety's sake, she applies stitches.]
[23:12]	`GM	Girl: "...But... What's this?"
[23:12]	Ai`	"I do not know. Do you dislike it?"
[23:13]	`GM	[The vampire keeps pinching her nose and fanning the air around her.]
[23:13]	Jonah	is surprised he would need a stitch from a bite wound.
[23:13]	`GM	Girl: "Mhm~"
[23:13]	Ai`	"Thank you for cooperating."
[23:14]	`GM	Girl: "A window would be nice~..."
[23:14]	Ai`	corks it, puts it aside, and proceeds to the next item: what appears to be a small pistol, with unusual munitions.
[23:15]	`GM	Kitkat: "Blah blah sting a little blah, iodine three two one go."
[23:15]	`GM	[Kat applies antiseptic.]
[23:16]	`GM	[The vampire straightens up as she sees the pistol; she's not that stupid.]
[23:17]	`GM	Girl: "Woah woah oh oh woah... Hey, hey, don't do that, that thing there~..."
[23:17]	Ai`	"I will not; this is purely a test."
[23:18]	Ai`	retrieves a small bag from within the bag, next, spilling a number of beans onto the table.
[23:18]	`GM	[She folds her arms in front of her and humphs.]
[23:18]	`GM	Girl: "...Tests are stupid."
[23:18]	`GM	Girl: "...and boring."
[23:19]	`GM	Girl: "Hey, wait... Are you testing me right now?"
[23:19]	Ai`	"Am I?"
[23:19]	Ai`	watches her reaction to the beans while retrieving the final item: a stake.
[23:20]	`GM	Girl: "I, uhh... I think maybe you'rrrre... trying to kill me?"
[23:21]	`GM	Girl: "Kitty! Kitty kitty! Is she trying to kill me~?"
[23:21]	Ai`	"I will not. This I 'promise'."
[23:21]	`GM	Kitkat: "Huh? Ai, what'd nyou break?"
[23:22]	Jonah	"I have no idea but you better hand that piece to me Ai."
[23:22]	Jonah	"For safekeeping."
[23:22]	`GM	[Kat finishes applying the proper bandages and returns to the job she's supposed to be doing.]
[23:23]	Ai`	"I broke nothing, Kat."
[23:24]	`GM	Kitkat: "Oh, well that's good! So what's she weak to?"
[23:26]	Ai`	points to the pile containing the bottle, plant bulb, and gun.
[23:30]	`GM	Kitkat: "Huh. So holy water, garlic, and silver. The other ones didn't work?"
[23:30]	Ai`	"She expressed discomfort with these objects, but not the others."
[23:32]	`GM	[Kat shrugs.]
[23:32]	`GM	Kitkat: "Ehh, these days it's pretty much a roll of the dice what they're weak to anyways."
[23:34]	`GM	Kitkat: "Hey kid, how ny'all doin' over there?"
[23:35]	`GM	[Kat waves at the vampire, who is currently failing to hide behind an open cabinet with a glass door.]
[23:35]	Ai`	"I am fine."
[23:36]	Ai`	pauses. After a moment:
[23:36]	Ai`	"Are you?"
[23:36]	`GM	Girl: "...are you done making fun of me yet...?"
[23:38]	`GM	[Kat stares at Ai incredulously.]
[23:39]	`GM	Kitkat: "Ai, were you making fun of the adorable vampire girl? Were you?!"
[23:39]	Jonah	"I didn't!"
[23:39]	Jonah	"Discrimination is bad, yup."
[23:39]	Ai`	"'Making fun'?"
[23:39]	Ai`	is clueless and innocent.
[23:41]	`GM	Kitkat: "Thank you, Jonah. Now don't be stupid and tear your stitches just because you can, like, not die and stuff."
[23:41]	Jonah	"I still get hurt over it, so nah."