Space Radio Announcer (as Unknown) says, "It's time for another episode of George Jefferson, boy assistant."

Space Radio Announcer [145.9] says, "It's time for another episode of George Jefferson, boy assistant."

Dominic Jackson screams!

Space Radio Announcer (as Unknown) says, "In today's episode, George foils some nasty syndies."

Space Radio Announcer [145.9] says, "In today's episode, George foils some nasty syndies."

This is Some Jerk's heart.
Offal, just offal. It is a tiny item.

You slip on the gibs!

You begin to recover.

Tombi Jones [145.9] asks, "AI what's with the power outtage in sec?"

George Jefferson (as Unknown) says, "Gee Jim Avernum, too bad you are so stupid and useless"

George Jefferson [145.9] says, "Gee Jim Avernum, too bad you are so stupid and useless"

Mal Fontain [145.9] exclaims, "Med assistance needed in genetics!"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "There's power going out everywhere, Tombi."

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "in todays episode I foiled a changling plot to eat some shmuck"

JC Denton [145.9] says, "Please send any bodies to robotics"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "then I failed to save his life"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) exclaims, "I'm sorry I can't help it!"

Jim Avernum [145.9] exclaims, "I'm sorry I can't help it!"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "the Jay Wolff show has everything"

George Jefferson (as Unknown) says, "I mean last week you fed yourself to a blob."

George Jefferson [145.9] says, "I mean last week you fed yourself to a blob."

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "except taste"

George Jefferson (as Unknown) says, "And then broke the engine. You nerd"

George Jefferson [145.9] says, "And then broke the engine. You nerd"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "I know I just suck so much."

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "I know I just suck so much."

ANNOUNCDR (as Unknown) says, "MEANWHILE, behind sector Z"

ANNOUNCDR [145.9] says, "MEANWHILE, behind sector Z"

Jim Avernum [145.9] gasps, "Wow."

Jim Avernum [145.9] gasps, "Thats so true"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "The quartermaster's office has 32% power at the moment, and dropping."

This is a machine.

This is a machine.
A half-inch digital reel-to-reel tape deck. Guaranteed to reduce reproduction errors, improve quality, and probably not fall over and crush every bone in your body.

This is a machine.
A half-inch digital reel-to-reel tape deck. Guaranteed to reduce reproduction errors, improve quality, and probably not fall over and crush every bone in your body.

This is a wood floor.

This is a machine.
A rack of powerful radio transmitter equipment. Really buff. Could probably hear this in Andromeda.

Waflle King Enterprises Operati (as Unknown) exclaims, "Mwa ha haha, with that Jim Avernum character, nuking this shitty station full of inferious humans will be easy!"

Waflle King Enterprises Operati [145.9] exclaims, "Mwa ha haha, with that Jim Avernum character, nuking this shitty station full of inferious humans will be easy!"

Edward Vimes [145.9] says, "That's troublesome."

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "At this rate, our moneymaking operation will be effectively stalled in less than 5 minutes."

Waflle King Enterprises Operati (as Unknown) exclaims, "Good think there are no changeling around, or else we would be screwed!"

Waflle King Enterprises Operati [145.9] exclaims, "Good think there are no changeling around, or else we would be screwed!"

Jim Avernum [145.9] gasps, "Yeah!"

Unknown winks.

Dominic Jackson lets out a girly little 'toot' from his butt.

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "now I've got two guns"

Waflle King Enterprises Operati (as Unknown) says, "Time to put on a crappy disguise"

Waflle King Enterprises Operati [145.9] says, "Time to put on a crappy disguise"

Sov Exant [145.9] says, "What about one man, six guns"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "Hudson where you at"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "You really need to be watching the Jay Wolff show right now."

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) says, "Nobody will see through this."

Not A Syndie [145.9] says, "Nobody will see through this."

Cesar Davis [145.9] exclaims, "Security to QM!"

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) asks, "I'm now at the station. Hello Jim, can you let me in?"

Not A Syndie [145.9] asks, "I'm now at the station. Hello Jim, can you let me in?"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "Hudson I got you an ID"

Edward Vimes [145.9] says, "Jay Wolff is rampaging with an energy gun."

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) exclaims, "I dunno, i'm not sure how doors work!"

Jim Avernum [145.9] exclaims, "I dunno, i'm not sure how doors work!"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "And it's really funny to watch."

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) exclaims, "Just brush against it, you fool!"

Not A Syndie [145.9] exclaims, "Just brush against it, you fool!"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "I cant"

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) says, "Ignore the big bomb shaped thing."

Not A Syndie [145.9] says, "Ignore the big bomb shaped thing."

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "I keep ramming my head into it"

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) says, "It's full of ice cream"

Not A Syndie [145.9] says, "It's full of ice cream"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "Ah alright"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "Ah alright"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "the captian just murdred dixon balls"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "while trying to murder me"

Unusable emote 'repeatedly'. 'Me help' for a list.

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) says, "You should announce to the crew that there is free icecream in the bar"

Not A Syndie [145.9] says, "You should announce to the crew that there is free icecream in the bar"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "FREE ICE CREAM IN THE BAR"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "FREE ICE CREAM IN THE BAR"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "And if you were watching the Jay Wolff show, you could have seen that drama unfold."

Alan Resnick [145.9] says, "I sort of trust Jay because he tried to save me from the lings"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "also the captian tried to murder me"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "LOTS OF ICE CREAM"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "LOTS OF ICE CREAM"

George Jefferson (as Unknown) says, "Um, Jim? This ice cream seems radioactive"

George Jefferson [145.9] says, "Um, Jim? This ice cream seems radioactive"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "Jay opened fire on me the captain with no provication"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "DEFINETLY ICE CREAM AND NOT BOMBS"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "DEFINETLY ICE CREAM AND NOT BOMBS"

Dominic Jackson screams!

Some Jerk knocks on the steel-reinforced glass window.

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "thats no reason to fucking laser me to death"

Some Jerk busts out some mad moves.

Some Jerk does the twist, like they did last summer.

Some Jerk does the twist, like they did last summer.

Some Jerk moonwalks.

Some Jerk does the twist, like they did last summer.

Some Jerk does the twist, like they did last summer.

Some Jerk cranks out some dizzying windmills.

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) says, "Yes, not uranium"

Not A Syndie [145.9] says, "Yes, not uranium"

The steel-reinforced glass window was hit by Some Jerk's right leg.

The grille was hit by Some Jerk's right leg.

The steel-reinforced glass window was hit by the Radio Headset.

The grille was hit by the Radio Headset.

The steel-reinforced glass window was hit by the Radio Headset.

The grille was hit by the Radio Headset.

The steel-reinforced glass window was hit by Some Jerk's right arm.

The grille was hit by Some Jerk's right arm.

The steel-reinforced glass window was hit by Some Jerk's right arm.

The grille was hit by Some Jerk's right arm.

The steel-reinforced glass window was hit by Some Jerk's right eye.

The grille was hit by Some Jerk's right eye.

The steel-reinforced glass window was hit by Some Jerk's right eye.

The grille was hit by Some Jerk's right eye.

Unknown screams!

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "then fail and murder someone else"

Dominic Jackson screams!

 *beep*

 Jorts Blyant: honk

Drakon1 earned the He's dead, Jim medal.

This is a Radio Headset.
A standard-issue device that can be worn on a crewmember's ear to allow hands-free communication with the rest of the crew. It is a small item.

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "when you then attack and are lasering a crew man, yes it is"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "I didn't laser anyone"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] declares, "The drama! The passion!"

George Jefferson (as Unknown) says, "Say Mister, you look mighty suspicous"

George Jefferson [145.9] says, "Say Mister, you look mighty suspicous"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "my gun was on taser"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] declares, "The fire alams!"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "yours was on laser"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "No he's fine, he's just the ice cream man."

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "No he's fine, he's just the ice cream man."

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "is there no justice in this wolrd"

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) exclaims, "Yeah. And the red is since I"m santa!"

Not A Syndie [145.9] exclaims, "Yeah. And the red is since I"m santa!"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "I demand the captian be tried for the murder of dixon balls"

George Jefferson (as Unknown) asks, "What?"

George Jefferson [145.9] asks, "What?"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "TRIAL"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "I don't understand how Jay standing up made me hit a guy on the ground when I was clicking on jay"

Tombi Jones [145.9] says, "Crew someone stole a sec pod, if you see one flying around please report it and avoid contact."

George Jefferson (as Unknown) asks, "What's that in your pocket? "How to bomb 101?"

George Jefferson [145.9] asks, "What's that in your pocket? "How to bomb 101?"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "It's how to make chocolate sundae bombs"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "It's how to make chocolate sundae bombs"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "A new kind of ice cream duh"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "A new kind of ice cream duh"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] queries, "Do you mind if I critique your plot a little, radio man?"

George Jefferson (as Unknown) says, "That's not a thing..."

George Jefferson [145.9] says, "That's not a thing..."

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "DIXON BALLS IS DEAD'"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "The characters seem a bit one-dimensional."

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "FOREVER"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "Shut up"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "Shut up"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "Am not"

George Jefferson (as Unknown) asks, "Oh no! Why do you have a gun?"

George Jefferson [145.9] asks, "Oh no! Why do you have a gun?"

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) says, "Uh, ice cream is really popular"

Not A Syndie [145.9] says, "Uh, ice cream is really popular"

Cesar Davis [145.9] asks, "Hey edward, you alive?"

Edward Vimes [145.9] says, "I am."

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) asks, "Yeah, haven't you ever seen the back allies of space detroit?"

Jim Avernum [145.9] asks, "Yeah, haven't you ever seen the back allies of space detroit?"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "It's hard out there for an ice cream man."

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "It's hard out there for an ice cream man."

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) says, "Yeah. Space Detriot. A scary place."

Not A Syndie [145.9] says, "Yeah. Space Detriot. A scary place."

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "Alleys."

Jim Avernum [145.9] exclaims, "Shhh!"

Not A Syndie (as Unknown) exclaims, "But not as scary as this!"

Not A Syndie [145.9] exclaims, "But not as scary as this!"

Melanie Blowfist [145.9] says, "the barman stole my ID and locked me in the brig"

Radio Host (as Dominic Jackson) says, "Shut up AI"

Radio Host [145.9] says, "Shut up AI"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] asks, "Did someone grab Dixon to clone?"

ANNOUNCER (as Unknown) asks, "Just then, the syndicate operative pulls out an RPG! Is this it for our hero?"

ANNOUNCER [145.9] asks, "Just then, the syndicate operative pulls out an RPG! Is this it for our hero?"

George Jefferson (as Unknown) exclaims, "Oh no!"

George Jefferson [145.9] exclaims, "Oh no!"

Bomba1812 earned the Adjutant Online medal.

Dominic Jackson screams!

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "if there is no justice in the world"

Unknown screams!

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "I will have to bring it justice"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, "ahhhhh"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "ahhhhh"

George Jefferson (as Aubergine Babaganoush) asks, "How ever will I survive?"

George Jefferson [145.9] asks, "How ever will I survive?"

Not A Syndie (as Aubergine Babaganoush) exclaims, "You have fallen to my clever disguise!"

Not A Syndie [145.9] exclaims, "You have fallen to my clever disguise!"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "AI Located Dixon Balls"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) asks, "You're not the ice cream man?"

Jim Avernum [145.9] asks, "You're not the ice cream man?"

Announcer (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "The rocket is fired! But what's this? A hero changeling jumps in between the rocket and George"

Announcer [145.9] says, "The rocket is fired! But what's this? A hero changeling jumps in between the rocket and George"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "locate"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "Dixon Balls is not on my cameras."

Hero Changeling (as Aubergine Babaganoush) exclaims, "Ha! With my superiour body this rocket is nothing to me!"

Hero Changeling [145.9] exclaims, "Ha! With my superiour body this rocket is nothing to me!"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "Boooo"

Not a Syndie (as Aubergine Babaganoush) exclaims, "Oh shit! And no dumbass, I"m not the ice cream man!"

Not a Syndie [145.9] exclaims, "Oh shit! And no dumbass, I"m not the ice cream man!"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) says, ""Jim cries""

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, ""Jim cries""

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) exclaims, "I was promised ice cream!"

Jim Avernum [145.9] exclaims, "I was promised ice cream!"

Announcer (as Aubergine Babaganoush) exclaims, "The hero changeling then punches the evil syndie, pulping his brain in one hit!"

Announcer [145.9] exclaims, "The hero changeling then punches the evil syndie, pulping his brain in one hit!"

Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "Oh god"

Nathan Honkleman (inside  MiniPutt-781) says, "hi"

Hero Changeling (as Aubergine Babaganoush) exclaims, "Never fear, I have ice cream! But first I must dispose of this bomb!"

Hero Changeling [145.9] exclaims, "Never fear, I have ice cream! But first I must dispose of this bomb!"

Dominic Jackson screams!

Aubergine Babaganoush screams!

Nathan Honkleman (inside  MiniPutt-781) says, "can i come in without getting eaten"

Jim Avernum (as Dominic Jackson) exclaims, "But it's not a bomb, it's ice cream!"

Jim Avernum [145.9] exclaims, "But it's not a bomb, it's ice cream!"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "I have made another load of camera viewrs"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "they are at the medbay lobby"

Announcer (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "The changeling eats the bomb in one bite, and it explodes inside of him."

Announcer [145.9] says, "The changeling eats the bomb in one bite, and it explodes inside of him."

Dominic Jackson nods.

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "they can be used to view the Jay Wolff show"

Hero Changelign  (as Aubergine Babaganoush) exclaims, "It is to me!"

Hero Changelign  [145.9] exclaims, "It is to me!"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "just tune into my EYE"

Aubergine Babaganoush nods.

Scotty Oneal [145.9] asks, "Hey Jay whatever you were doing was shitty man I don't know why a man had to die. You realized you hit me with a laser when you were murdering beepsky while randomly blasting tasers at the captain?"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "You can see how that would make a man prone to ill humors"

Announcer (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "Ice cream was then made at the bar. Jim stopped crying finally"

Announcer [145.9] says, "Ice cream was then made at the bar. Jim stopped crying finally"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "All that and more on the Jay Wolff show."

Cesar Davis [145.9] says, "Security, please arrest Jay Wolf for breaking and entering, and theft"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "And then you were standing over a guy you had downed I could only assume murderous intent"

George Jefferson (as Aubergine Babaganoush) exclaims, "Our Hero!"

George Jefferson [145.9] exclaims, "Our Hero!"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "please DON'T arrest jay wolff"

Announcer (as Aubergine Babaganoush) exclaims, "And once again the day is saved!"

Announcer [145.9] exclaims, "And once again the day is saved!"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "he is handsome and cool"

Nathan Honkleman (inside  MiniPutt-781) says, "I'm gonna come in, please don't eat me"

Narrator (as Dominic Jackson) says, "Jim then drops his ice cream and cries himself to sleep"

You slip on the gibs!

You begin to recover.

Tombi Jones [145.9] asks, "He science, we have a dead prisoner here. Do you want him for testing purposes?"

Aubergine Babaganoush says, "A good show"

Aubergine Babaganoush [145.9] says, "A good show"

Narrator (as Dominic Jackson) says, "Jim then drops his ice cream and cries himself to sleep"

Narrator [145.9] says, "Jim then drops his ice cream and cries himself to sleep"

Narrator (as Dominic Jackson) says, "The end"

Narrator [145.9] says, "The end"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "Aw shit did I miss a radio play"

Dominic Jackson farts cantankerously.

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] declares, "You did!"

Dominic Jackson says, "fantastic"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "A changeling doing a radio play"

Aubergine Babaganoush [145.9] says, "It was the greatest"

Nathan Honkleman takes a bite of Some Jerk's heart!

Aubergine Babaganoush nods.

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "Dammit that was gonna be my shtick"

Nathan Honkleman finishes eating Some Jerk's heart.

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "And a real-life drama starring Jay Wolff as a man who shoots people."


System Council Update


Spatial Anomaly

A severe spatial anomaly has been detected near the station. Personnel are advised to avoid any unusual phenomenae.




Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to you!

Aubergine Babaganoush says, "Hello clown"

Dominic Jackson screams!

Aubergine Babaganoush says, "Do you want to help"

Nathan Honkleman exclaims, "Hi!"

Aubergine Babaganoush asks, "Want some free drugs?"

Nathan Honkleman says, "Sure"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "I've implanted a camera eye into my head so you can watch me roll around being cool"

Aubergine Babaganoush slips on the gibs!

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "and popular"

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to the comfy brown couch!

Aubergine Babaganoush asks, "Hmm, now what?"

Nathan Honkleman asks, "What?"

Aubergine Babaganoush asks, "Another radio drama?"

Dominic Jackson says, "We should make fun of Jay's show"

Nathan Honkleman asks, "Am I hearing things?"

Dominic Jackson says, "and how dumb it is"

Aubergine Babaganoush says, "A good idea"

Dominic Jackson does the twist, like they did last summer.

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "Jay Wolff's popularity is not to be underestimated."

Nathan Honkleman exclaims, "Hi voice in my head!"

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] exclaims, "Hi voice in my head!"

Dominic Jackson says, "shh"


System Council Update


Commerce and Customs Alert

A merchant shuttle has docked with the station.





System Council Update


Payroll Announcement

The station budget appears to have run dry. We regret to inform you that no further wage payments are possible until this situation is rectified.




Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "Hello crew. We are here to talk about the worst thing in space since radiation"

Critic's Corner [145.9] says, "Hello crew. We are here to talk about the worst thing in space since radiation"

Tombi Jones [145.9] asks, "Hey chaplian you around?"

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) exclaims, "Welcome to Critic's Corner!"

Critic's Corner [145.9] exclaims, "Welcome to Critic's Corner!"


System Council Update


Payroll Announcement

The payroll has been resumed. Wages will now be paid into employee accounts normally.




Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "if its the Jay Wolff show I will come to your station and destroy you"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "Uh jay"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "I'm not picking up your tv signal"

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "The Jay Wolff Show is the shittiest show on TV"

Critic's Corner [145.9] says, "The Jay Wolff Show is the shittiest show on TV"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "It's Jay Wolff's eye."

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "Middle of the TV listings."

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] says, "A syndicate monkey"

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] says, "OH GOD"

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] says, "THE MONKEY TRANSFORMED INTO A MONSTER"

Sov Exant [145.9] says, "ai open this firelock"

Critic's Corner Narrator #2 (as Dominic Jackson) says, "It's basically shit in it's purest form"

Critic's Corner Narrator #2 [145.9] says, "It's basically shit in it's purest form"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "Sorry Tom"

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "It is complete trash. Just mindless violence and all the actors are really stupid and ugly"

Critic's Corner [145.9] says, "It is complete trash. Just mindless violence and all the actors are really stupid and ugly"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "I was chasing a bad man and got scared"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "oh thats it"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "eveyone tune into the jay wolff show"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "I'm about to destroy a man"

Jay Wolff (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "I'm a stupid fat ugly nerd"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "I'm a stupid fat ugly nerd"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "Huh"

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] asks, "A syndicate?"

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] exclaims, "Red suits!"

Tombi Jones [145.9] says, "Since there is no chaplian responding I will just gibbed the body in the crasher. RIP Hudson"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "It doesn't show up on anything except for regular monitors"

Critic's#39 Corner Narrator (as Dominic Jackson) says, "That's all I get from that show."

Critic's#39 Corner Narrator [145.9] says, "That's all I get from that show."

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "A direct quote from Mister Wolff"

Critic's Corner [145.9] says, "A direct quote from Mister Wolff"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "Neato"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "as soon as this fucking tear goes away"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "worst event"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "My question is why do the journalists not start with this eye."

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] says, "This is the weirdest high i've ever been on"

Critic's Corner #2 (as Dominic Jackson) says, "I can't believe this shit actually got on television"

Critic's Corner #2 [145.9] says, "I can't believe this shit actually got on television"

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) asks, "I mean really, what do you expect from a bunch of stupid humans? Can hardly think?"

Critic's Corner [145.9] asks, "I mean really, what do you expect from a bunch of stupid humans? Can hardly think?"

Critics Corner #2 (as Dominic Jackson) asks, "Do these retarded humans even have standards anymore?"

Critics Corner #2 [145.9] asks, "Do these retarded humans even have standards anymore?"

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "I'd rather watch the geneticist getting torn apart by monkeys than that shit"

Critic's Corner [145.9] says, "I'd rather watch the geneticist getting torn apart by monkeys than that shit"

Nathan Honkleman hits Personal Laptop with the gold star sticker!

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to Personal Laptop!

Nathan Honkleman has added the bike horn to the funny pack!

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "Well, someone just let off a black powder reaction in escape."

Critics Corner #2 (as Dominic Jackson) says, "I remember the golden days of TV shows"

Critics Corner #2 [145.9] says, "I remember the golden days of TV shows"

Nathan Honkleman has added the engineering space helmet to the funny pack!

Critics Corner #2 (as Dominic Jackson) says, "Back when Space TV was populated with popular changeling dramas and not this horse shit"

Critics Corner #2 [145.9] says, "Back when Space TV was populated with popular changeling dramas and not this horse shit"

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to Nathan Honkleman!

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to Nathan Honkleman!

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "Yeah, and radio dramas. Too bad the humans these days only want to watch violence"

Critic's Corner [145.9] says, "Yeah, and radio dramas. Too bad the humans these days only want to watch violence"

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to Nathan Honkleman!

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) asks, "You know what's a good radio drama?"

Critic's Corner [145.9] asks, "You know what's a good radio drama?"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "Oh for a second there I thought I was viewing your equipment"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "Hee hee"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "That would be weird"

Dominic Jackson screams!

Nathan Honkleman throws the air horn.

This is Nathan Honkleman.
You look closely at Nathan Honkleman.
*---------*
Nathan Honkleman is wearing a  clown suit.
Nathan Honkleman has a  Auditory Headset by his mouth.
Nathan Honkleman has a  Some Jerk's hair on his head.
Nathan Honkleman has a  emergency gas mask on his face.
Nathan Honkleman has a  box of gold star stickers in his right hand.
Nathan Honkleman has a  funny pack on his belt.
Nathan Honkleman has a  Gas Tank (Air Mix) on his back.
Nathan Honkleman is wearing  PDA-Nathan Dunkleman with  Nathan Honkleman's ID Card (Clown) in it.
Nathan Honkleman looks slightly burned!
*---------*

Aubergine Babaganoush screams!

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "Jay Wolff hatches a daring plan."

Cyborg Alpha-4 [145.9] states, "so dirty"

This is an air horn.
It's time to drop the bass or announce the next song or just annoy the shit out of someone. Maybe all three. It is a tiny item.

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "if you don't have a TV viwer I'd recomend you get one"

You have added the air horn to the backpack.

Nathan Honkleman salutes.

Reginald B Farting [145.9] asks, "why?"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "I'm about to destroy some people"

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "The Adventures of George Jefferson, Boy Assistant"

Critic's Corner [145.9] says, "The Adventures of George Jefferson, Boy Assistant"

Cyborg Alpha-4 [145.9] states, "dirty dirty dirty"

Critics Corner #2 (as Dominic Jackson) says, "That last episode was fantastic"

Critics Corner #2 [145.9] says, "That last episode was fantastic"

Reginald B Farting [145.9] asks, "what should i be watching jay wolff?"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "Jay Wolff's eye."

Critics Corner #2 (as Dominic Jackson) says, "I sure got a laugh out of that dumb character"

Critics Corner #2 [145.9] says, "I sure got a laugh out of that dumb character"

Critics Corner #2 (as Dominic Jackson) says, "Jim Avernum"

Critics Corner #2 [145.9] says, "Jim Avernum"

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "Indeed. One of the best. Also, Mr. Wolff can't even take some critisicism."

Critic's Corner [145.9] says, "Indeed. One of the best. Also, Mr. Wolff can't even take some critisicism."

Nathan Honkleman hits the machine with the gold star sticker!

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to the machine!

Nathan Honkleman hits the machine with the gold star sticker!

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to the machine!

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "Jim was very well played"

Critic's Corner [145.9] says, "Jim was very well played"

Nathan Honkleman hits the machine with the gold star sticker!

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to the machine!

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to the desk lamp!

Critics Corner #2 (as Dominic Jackson) says, "Although even Jim isn't as dumb as the star of the Jay Wolff show."

Critics Corner #2 [145.9] says, "Although even Jim isn't as dumb as the star of the Jay Wolff show."

Nathan Honkleman hits the clown wig and mask with the gold star sticker!

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to the clown wig and mask!

Nathan Honkleman hits the gibs with the gold star sticker!

Nathan Honkleman sticks the gold star sticker to the gibs!

Critic's Corner (as Aubergine Babaganoush) says, "That is true. It would take some mighty fine talent to be that stupid"

Critic's Corner [145.9] says, "That is true. It would take some mighty fine talent to be that stupid"

Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "welcome to die"

We cannot reach that target with our stinger.

We cannot reach that target with our stinger.

We cannot sting without a target.

The gold star sticker is destroyed!

The gold star sticker is destroyed!

We stealthily sting Jay Wolff.

Dominic Jackson grabs hold of Jay Wolff!

Jay Wolff fires the energy gun at the floor!

You are hit by the energy bolt!

... You can almost hear something ...

We cannot use our abilities while incapacitated.

... You can almost hear something ...

Good grief, it smells like a toilet's leftovers in here!

Jay Wolff faints.

Dominic Jackson shudders.

You begin to recover.

Aubergine Babaganoush has added the fire extinguisher to the backpack!

Dominic Jackson screams!

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "The Adventures of George Jefferson have taken a grisly turn."

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] says, "I'm here too you rude men"

Dominic Jackson spits acid towards Jay Wolff!

Aubergine Babaganoush grabs hold of Jay Wolff!

Jay Wolff is hit by the acid spit!

Jay Wolff screams!

Aubergine Babaganoush grabs hold of Jay Wolff!

Jay Wolff drools.

Aubergine Babaganoush has failed to grab Jay Wolff aggressively!

Jay Wolff drools.

Eww, there's a a foul odor in here...

Aubergine Babaganoush has grabbed Jay Wolff aggressively (now hands)!

Aubergine Babaganoush has reinforced his grip on Jay Wolff (now neck)!

Aubergine Babaganoush has tightened his grip on Jay Wolff's neck!

Jay Wolff collapses!

Aubergine Babaganoush has loosened his grip on Jay Wolff's neck!

Reginald B Farting [145.9] exclaims, "I cant with these camera monitors!"

Aubergine Babaganoush has tightened his grip on Jay Wolff's neck!

Dominic Jackson punches Jay Wolff!

... and lands a devastating hit!

Christ, it smells like a corpse wiped its ass in here!

Aubergine Babaganoush gasps, "DDDiibbsss!!!!"

Dominic Jackson punches Jay Wolff!

Jay Wolff cries.

Jay Wolff seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."

Dominic Jackson kicks Jay Wolff!

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "Apparently they weren't kidding when they called it Changeling radio."

Aubergine Babaganoush extends a proboscis!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] says, "Those guys were just doing a radio show"

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

... and lands a devastating hit!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

... and lands a devastating hit!

Aubergine Babaganoush collapses!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Aubergine Babaganoush collapses!

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] says, "You had to ruin it"

Aubergine Babaganoush attacks Unknown (as Jay Wolff) in the chest with the fire extinguisher!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Aubergine Babaganoush attacks Unknown (as Jay Wolff) in the head with the fire extinguisher!

... and lands a devastating hit!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Aubergine Babaganoush attacks Unknown (as Jay Wolff) in the chest with the fire extinguisher!

Dominic Jackson punches Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Aubergine Babaganoush attacks Unknown (as Jay Wolff) in the head with the fire extinguisher!

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] asks, "I'm guessing that was Jay?"

Aubergine Babaganoush attacks Unknown (as Jay Wolff) in the head with the fire extinguisher!

Dominic Jackson grabs hold of Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

Dominic Jackson flips over Unknown (as Jay Wolff)!

You begin to recover.

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] says, "Jay Wolff is a party pooper"

Reginald B Farting [145.9] says, "oh jay wolff is a horrible monster"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "Was being the operative term."

You can also use the Space Bar to fire!

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "He's getting the snot beaten out of him."

We begin to grow a headspider...

DEAD: Ghost (Dixon Balls) laments, "Unlike me :("

DEAD: Ghost (Dixon Balls) moans, "Caught in the crossfire"

Not when you're incapacitated.

We cannot use our abilities while incapacitated.

We cannot use our abilities while incapacitated.

DEAD: Ghost (Dominic Jackson) moans, "welp"

DEAD: Ghost (Dominic Jackson) wails, "rip the talk show"


System Council Update


Merchant Departure Alert

The merchant shuttle is preparing to undock, please stand clear.




We released a headspider, using up some of our DNA reserves.

The headspider charges at Doc!

Insert Disc 2 states, "And now he's Changeling fodder."

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] states, "And now he's Changeling fodder."

Insert Disc 2 [144.7] states, "And now he's Changeling fodder."

Jim Avernum [145.9] asks, "Snot beating?"

Jim Avernum (as Nerd) asks, "Snot beating?"

DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) moans, "I told you what would happen if you critizied my show"

DEAD: Ghost (Joe Howard) moans, "My first time playing, testing things out"

DEAD: Alan Resnick wails, "good attempt jay"

Mrs. Muggles chimpers, "WROOAAAGHHH!!!!!!!"

Scotty Oneal [145.9] says, "Ling please gib Jay"

Scotty Oneal says, "Ling please gib Jay"

JC Denton says, "Hey borg"

Nathan Honkleman says, "Wearing someones hair does not protect you from falling"

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] says, "Wearing someones hair does not protect you from falling"

DEAD: Ghost (Aubergine Babaganoush) moans, "Dammit"

DEAD: Ghost (Alan Resnick) laments, "why is scotty so salty?"

DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "scotty oneal? more like POTTY oneal"

DEAD: Ghost (Aubergine Babaganoush) wails, "RIP"

Melanie Blowfist says, "I will head to robotics"

Melanie Blowfist says, "get a new leg"

Sov Exant says, "shes ok just cold"

DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) wails, "because I shot tasers at him"

Insert Disc 2 declares, "It looks like the staff assistant what did him in also died?!"

Insert Disc 2 [145.9] declares, "It looks like the staff assistant what did him in also died?!"

Insert Disc 2 [144.7] declares, "It looks like the staff assistant what did him in also died?!"

Nathan Honkleman says, "I want to wear this hair that looks like a clown mask, yet I should probably wear a helmet"

Nathan Honkleman [145.9] says, "I want to wear this hair that looks like a clown mask, yet I should probably wear a helmet"

Sov Exant says, "and legless"