Faildian

[12:02am] Mons: In any case! Out in the only oasis in the miniature desert the island has, the wilderness survival classroom... is locked. On the door is a note to head for the forest instead, so everyone did! NOW at the forest, the teacher is pretty obvious. Scruffy, ranger uniform, pretty average build, though he has quite the grin on.
[12:02am] zoofman joined the chat room.
[12:05am] Franz: "Sheesh, all that hiking just to head right back where I started."
[12:05am] WHEELS joined the chat room.
[12:07am] John_Smoth: "Not really surprising it'd be here instead to start," John looks a little irritated all the same at having briefly gone through a wild goose chase
[12:07am] Mons: "HAHA! GOOD TIME, GOOD TIME." He says it like he's forgetting the 's' at the end, not praising everyone for their walking speed. "NAME'S EXPLOSION, BUFF EXPLOSION, YOU READY TO SURVIVE?" He isn't ear-shattering loud like Helmut was that one time, but geez, scaring the birds off huh.
[12:08am] • Corinne stands, arms crossed, waiting for the class to begin. After Buff finishes shouting, she responds, saying "...Isn't part of surviving not announcing your presence to every predator in a mile radius?"
[12:08am] Mons: "WE'LL GET TO THAT LATER."
[12:08am] • Franz plugs her ears at the sound  "Not if you scare away ever living thing in the forest.  Or maybe he's trying to scare away predators?"
[12:08am] Mons: "GOOD THINKING THOUGH, SHARP, ON TOPIC."
[12:09am] DamienLunas joined the chat room.
[12:10am] Mons: (hey gabe, do you feel comfortable doing two classes at once)
[12:10am] Franz: (No, Freed is not invited to help other teachers with their classes)
[12:10am] John_Smoth: It's still really loud.  You'd think the guy with headphones constantly on his ears would be used to loud.
[12:10am] John_Smoth: (Yes maybe, why)
[12:10am] Mons: (because i derped HARD)
[12:10am] Mons: (and mixed up wheels and heels)
[12:10am] Mons: (So potentially doing Drama alongside this)
[12:10am] John_Smoth: (Ah)
[12:10am] Corinne: "Well, whatever. If you want to be loud, that's your choice." She says, waiting for things to continue
[12:12am] Mons: "ANYWAY, OVER HERE, WE'RE GONNA BE STARTING WITH THE BASICS."
[12:13am] DamienLunas: !dm9001 lastlines #30
[12:13am] Mons: He walks over to a tree and pats it. "TREES. THE TREE IS THE LIFEBLOOD OF ANYONE OUT IN THE WILDERNESS, TREES GIVE US EVERYTHING."
[12:13am] Mons: "TODAY YOU ARE GONNA BE MAKING EVERY POSSIBLE USE OF THIS SINGLE TREE A REALITY."
[12:14am] Franz: "That's pretty obvious, trees are the lifeblood of the wilderness"
[12:14am] Mons: "I SAID THAT."
[12:14am] John_Smoth: "...There is no way we have time for that."
[12:14am] • Corinne raises her hand. Without waiting to be called on, she says "What about places without trees?"
[12:14am] John_Smoth: John seems to have started counting on his fingers
[12:15am] • Franz shrugs  "Eh, close enough"
[12:15am] Mons: "WELL, IF YOU'RE STUCK IN A PLACE WITHOUT TREES, YOU'RE SCREWED A LOT HARDER THAN YOU ARE WITH THEM, SO THAT'S A MORE ADVANCED LESSON."
[12:17am] Franz: "Guess that's why we're not in the desert today.  Cacti aren't very fun to climb"
[12:19am] Mons: He grabs onto the tree like a bear and starts shuffling up. "SO WE START, LIKE A LOT OF OTHER THINGS, AT THE TOP. C'MON EVERYONE, FOLLOW ME, WE'RE GONNA SEE WHAT SECRETS OUR BIG FRIEND IS HIDING IN ITS HEAD."
[12:20am] • Corinne sighs and says "This is ridiculous..." under her breath.
[12:20am] Franz: "All right, something I'm actually good at!"
[12:21am] John_Smoth: "...They can be climbed like that?" John's a little surprised.  Then again, Orre isn't exactly known for its dense tree population.
[12:21am] • Franz nimbly bounds up the tree, as if it were as easy as walking on flat ground
[12:21am] Mons: 1d100
[12:21am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, 1d100: 5 [1d100=5]
[12:21am] Mons: I swear to god I have never seen this many sub-10 rolls for one single game.
[12:21am] • Corinne climbs the tree. She hasn't done that a lot, but being as athletic as she is it's probably pretty easy.
[12:21am] Franz: (Botanokinesis too, if I need a little help here or there)
[12:22am] • John_Smoth has no idea how easy this is going to be or not.  Oh dear.  Let's see here... um...
[12:22am] Mons: As Var--Franz scrambles up, heshe accidentally uses the teacher's shoulder as a foothold. Without looking, like a twitch, he grabs her foot and tosses her way up into a higher branch, shortly after looking around confused. "I DID THAT?"
[12:23am] Mons: Everyone's at least started, sure is a big tree.
[12:25am] John_Smoth: "This... is going to be interesting," John gets himself settled on a branch as soon as possible to stare up and recalculate his route.  This is not an environment he's used to at all.
[12:26am] Franz: "WHOA"  The sudden jump catches her off guard, but she quickly recovers after a moment on a large branch
[12:26am] Mons: As Franz stabilizes herself, raising her head, she waps into... that isn't a branch.
[12:27am] Mons: The Pineco wobbles back and forth, clearly offended. What looks like hundreds of other eyes stare out at her.
[12:28am] • Franz scratches her head  "Well, afternoon to you too"
[12:29am] Mons: A bunch of squawks and chitters as the teacher shuffles his way up there too. "HAHAHAHA, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT SOME FRIENDS!"
[12:29am] Mons: All the eyes immediately turn to him.
[12:30am] Mons: They mad.
[12:31am] Mons: "AND HERE WE HAVE THE OTHER LESSON ON TREES. TREES AREN'T A ONE MAN AFFAIR! BUNCHA CRITTERS LOVE MAKING THEIR HOMES HERE. NOW I'LL LET THE STUDENTS DEAL WITH THESE ONES!"
[12:32am] Mons: He does a backflip off of the three as everyone begins to reach the same area and settle on branches of their own. "YOU CAN USE POKEMON FOR THIS ONE OF COURSE! GOOD LUCK!" The chattering's getting louder...
[12:32am] Franz: 1d20-4 Befriending?
[12:32am] DiceMaid-9001: Franz, Befriending?: 5 [1d20=9]
[12:33am] • Corinne nods. "...Triruki should be good for this area. It's time I test her against real enemies anyway." she says, before releasing her new Aipom.
[12:33am] • John_Smoth attempts to pull himself further up the tree.  What's going on up there?  Is something happening?  Though he's not sure how well his team will be able to fight in this tree either...
[12:36am] Mons: They aren't taking to Varg, no matter how much she seems to smell of their home.
[12:36am] Mons: Also Mr. Explosion grabs onto the hipster too and throws him way up there. "GOTTA PRACTICE THIS STUFF, KID!"
[12:37am] John_Smoth: WOAHCHRISTWHAT?  John is not at all used to being thrown up into the air oh god asdfgh.  Composure is totally lost and he ends up kind of scrambling to grab onto a branch in panic.
[12:38am] • Corinne nods at her new pokemon. With 5 apposable limbs, she should be able to fight great in a tree. She waits for the wild pokemon to make a move.
[12:39am] Mons: 1d100 move?
[12:39am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, move?: 100 [1d100=100]
[12:39am] Franz: "Great, this ain't going too well.  Alright girl (I'm totally changing Leafeon's name asap), let's take them down. Try not to hurt them."
[12:39am] Mons: Hahahahaha
[12:40am] Franz: "Cut 'em off the branch, they'll fall out of the tree.  Should be relatively harmless to them"
[12:40am] Mons: 1d20 The pineco stops wiggling and BAM
[12:40am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, The pineco stops wiggling and BAM: 9 [1d20=9]
[12:42am] Franz: 1d20 Razor Leaf (cuttin' them off the branch) for when you're ready.
[12:42am] DiceMaid-9001: Franz, Razor Leaf (cuttin' them off the branch) for when you're ready.: 8 [1d20=8]
[12:42am] Mons: nnn... speed?
[12:42am] Franz: 1d20 Botanokinesis for the same thing
[12:42am] DiceMaid-9001: Franz, Botanokinesis for the same thing: 17 [1d20=17]
[12:42am] Mons: Well I guess dex and speeds for everyone--oh, but if you're going at trainer action
[12:42am] Franz: (Dex 8, Spd 13)
[12:42am] Franz: (Sorry I'm just dumping everything at once)
[12:43am] Mons: Then yes, it falls an explodes "harmlessly". Or rather, the only person currently on the ground sidesteps! But the tree wobbles from the force, even as big as it is.
[12:43am] • John_Smoth grabs for a nearby, stable branch and tries releasing Pabst and Helvetica onto it.  Oh this is going to be a thing; his hand's on his MP3 player and turning it on already.  (Dex 12, Pabst 11, Helvetica 3)
[12:44am] Mons: Oh god how does doof climb tree? DOOF CLIMBS TREE SOMEHOW
[12:44am] Corinne: (Dex 22, 12 SPD)
[12:44am] Mons: WIZARD DOOF.
[12:47am] John_Smoth: Doof normally eats trees.
[12:47am] You changed the topic to "Corinne>Hipster>Varg || Ninjask >Vargman (dammit ramiel) > weeapom>Paras > Ledian > doof > Slakoth".
[12:48am] Franz: (;_;)
[12:48am] • Corinne jumps to the next branch and attacks the...Ninjask?
[12:48am] Mons: Other students are about just as occupied, some just plain running, others fighting... Mr. Explosion seems to find this all very funny. "GONNA MAKE IT A RACE NOW! FIRST TO THE TOP GETS BETTER MARKS!"
[12:48am] Corinne: 1d20 (Fighting Type Damage, paralysis)
[12:48am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, (Fighting Type Damage, paralysis): 16 [1d20=16]
[12:49am] Franz: (Ha, I was under the impression they were all Pinecos)
[12:49am] Corinne: 3d10+12+12+10
[12:49am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 3d10+12+12+10: 48 [3d10=5,6,3]
[12:49am] Mons: Oh there are pinecos.
[12:49am] Mons: THEY STARE MENACINGLY anyway the bug is all ffff but doesn't seem too hurt? Have you ever tried to punch a bug.
[12:50am] Franz: (Yes, they usually go Squash)
[12:50am] John_Smoth: "Helvetica!" John whistles some command to his Bidoof, who starts channeling his inner wizard (HSx activated on Helvetica)
[12:51am] Mons: Oh dear
[12:51am] Mons: anyway VARG already dropped the pine
[12:51am] Mons: 1d20 so this here bug can maybe not move...
[12:51am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, so this here bug can maybe not move...: 2 [1d20=2]
[12:51am] Mons: It bonks its head into a branch on its way over and scrambles around.
[12:52am] John_Smoth: (Also you forgot Pabst on the list)
[12:52am] Mons: And you know what I'm gonna say--oh so I did
[12:52am] You changed the topic to "Corinne>Hipster>Varg || Ninjask >Vargman (dammit ramiel) > weeapom > Moonwalk > Paras > Ledian > doof > Slakoth".
[12:53am] Franz: (Alright, that makes sense now)
[12:53am] Franz: (Also giant Ledian, oh boy)
[12:53am] Corinne: (Also Weeapom? What)
[12:54am] Franz: (Your guy)
[12:54am] Mons: weeaboo
[12:54am] Mons: aipom
[12:54am] Mons: because WEE A BOO
[12:54am] Corinne: (I know but, why weeaboo)
[12:54am] Mons: because everything's all japanese for
[12:54am] Mons: nevermind it's a bad joke
[12:54am] Corinne: (It has a russian name you're dumb >:|)
[12:54am] Mons: :B
[12:55am] You changed the topic to "Corinne>Hipster>Varg || Ninjask >Vargman (dammit ramiel) > vodkapom > Moonwalk > Paras > Ledian > doof > Slakoth".
[12:55am] zoofman: (ahahahah)
[12:55am] Mons: ANYWAY VARG
[12:56am] DamienLunas: (Oh mons. Y u so dumb)
[12:56am] Mons: 3:
[12:56am] Franz: (Wat)
[12:56am] DamienLunas: (just)
[12:56am] Mons: your move
[12:56am] DamienLunas: (>triruki)
[12:57am] DamienLunas: (>japanese)
[12:57am] Franz: (Wait, Trainer or Mon?)
[12:57am] DamienLunas: (>implying japanese word with "tri")
[12:57am] Mons: Oh she named it? I'm bad at reading. mans
[12:57am] Mons: man turns
[12:58am] Franz: 1d20 Tackle Paras out of the tree
[12:58am] DiceMaid-9001: Franz, Tackle Paras out of the tree: 13 [1d20=13]
[12:58am] Mons: Is tackle a--no it is not a push.
[12:58am] Mons: Anyway, for funsies
[12:58am] Mons: I'm gonna say
[12:58am] Franz: (Oh, it isn't?  Eh)
[12:59am] Mons:        SPECIAL RULE:
[12:59am] Franz: Then just Tackle as in a tackle, not as in the actual move.
[12:59am] Mons: Before moving or taking a trainer action, roll dex (trainer) or jump (pokemon) unless you're VARG or an aipom
[12:59am] Mons: Bad rolls might do something... interesting.
[01:00am] Mons: I guess flying would also bypass it but
[01:00am] Mons: anyway rolll
[01:01am] Franz: 1d20 ?
[01:01am] DiceMaid-9001: Franz, ?: 14 [1d20=14]
[01:02am] Mons: Plus jump capability but okay that makes it
[01:02am] Mons: 1d20+1 oh god paras have tinystr
[01:02am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, oh god paras have tinystr: 12 [1d20=11]
[01:03am] Mons: Nope, not budging. Well, maybe a LITTLE but
[01:03am] Mons: Anyway vodkapom
[01:03am] Corinne: Karate Chopping ...The Ninjask I guess
[01:03am] Corinne: 1d20
[01:03am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
[01:03am] Mons: Well go ahead and roll it
[01:04am] Franz: (Oh, whoops.  Eh)
[01:04am] Corinne: 2d8+6
[01:04am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 2d8+6: 18 [2d8=4,8]
[01:04am] Corinne: (Plus Attack, right?)
[01:04am] Mons: Yes
[01:04am] Corinne: (which is 12)
[01:04am] Mons: and stab
[01:04am] Corinne: So 30 damage
[01:04am] Mons: but anyway bink
[01:04am] John_Smoth: Pabst channels some energy into the wizard doof!  (Helping Hand)
[01:05am] Mons: Almost like the ninjask is actively resisting being punched?
[01:05am] Corinne: (I have no idea what you're trying to infer_
[01:05am] Mons: :B
[01:06am] DamienLunas: (don't you mean imply)
[01:07am] Mons: 1d20 anyway the paras starts scratching back at varg
[01:07am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, anyway the paras starts scratching back at varg: 9 [1d20=9]
[01:07am] Mons: or rather vargplant
[01:07am] Mons: 1d4+4+8 DERPCUTTER MORE LIKE at least it's SE.
[01:07am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, DERPCUTTER MORE LIKE at least it's SE.: 16 [1d4=4]
[01:08am] Franz: (Physical?  DINK)
[01:09am] Mons: 1d20 THE BUG on the other hand takes the much more practical approach of trying to blow the two--that is, vodkapom and VARG THE PLANT down
[01:09am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, THE BUG on the other hand takes the much more practical approach of trying to blow the two--that is, vodkapom and VARG THE PLANT down: 1 [1d20=1]
[01:09am] Mons: womp
[01:10am] Mons: LET THE WIZARDRY COMMENCE
[01:12am] Mons: gabe? doof?
[01:12am] John_Smoth: 1d20 The wizardry is Icy Wind at the Paras!
[01:12am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Smoth, The wizardry is Icy Wind at the Paras!: 6 [1d20=6]
[01:13am] Mons: UNDERWHELMING but okay. Yeah, not hard to hit the thing.
[01:13am] John_Smoth: 2d10+1d20+8+4+2
[01:13am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Smoth, 2d10+1d20+8+4+2: 21 [2d10=1,2; 1d20=4]
[01:13am] John_Smoth: dicemaid definitely decrees it underwhelming D:
[01:14am] Mons: Eh, enough to topple the thing over through sheer force of TERRIBLE RELATIONS.
[01:14am] Mons: No seriously paras are pretty screwed in that regard, wow.
[01:15am] Franz: (x5 weak to fire, dang)
[01:18am] Mons: 1d20 the slakoth...
[01:18am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, the slakoth...: 19 [1d20=19]
[01:18am] Mons: Doesn't technically have to, but it does indeed sit. And wait. and BROOD.
[01:19am] • Corinne jumps back to another branch, frowning. She looks up the tree, and then over at Fraz. "...Well, you're faster than me, so i'd better get a head start." she says, before turning to climb the tree.
[01:19am] Mons: start rollin dat dex
[01:22am] Corinne: 1d20+6?
[01:22am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 1d20+6?: 18 [1d20=12]
[01:22am] Mons: 1d100 shenanigans roll
[01:22am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, shenanigans roll: 69 [1d100=69]
[01:23am] Mons: Well it isn't too hard to get u--PFFFFFFF OH GOD WHAT something like a cloth falls on your face and you stumble a little. Not enough to make you fall or anything, but might be a little hard to mess with this.
[01:25am] Mons: anyway HIPSTER
[01:25am] Kaingaskhan joined the chat room.
[01:25am] Kaingaskhan is now known as Isabella_.
[01:27am] Isabella left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[01:27am] John_Smoth: Hipster does another piercing whistle; calling on Pabst.  HSx is activated again!
[01:27am] Franz: (Aand it's about time for me to leave already ;_;  As you can tell, I'm trying not to hurt anything too bad, knock it out of the tree instead.  Slakoth's pretty slow, can probably ignore him.  Race to the top!)
[01:28am] Franz: (I'm just gonna idle for now, back in a few hours if you're all still here)
[01:29am] Mons: 1d100 varg overall performance
[01:29am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, varg overall performance: 7 [1d100=7]
[01:29am] Mons: Oh shit corinne has some competition
[01:30am] Mons: 1d20 can the ninjask move
[01:30am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, can the ninjask move: 6 [1d20=6]
[01:30am] Mons: Nope
[01:30am] Mons: VODKAPOM
[01:30am] Corinne: The Aipom shrugs and goes to attack...Paras or Ledian, whichever is closer.
[01:30am] Corinne: 1d20 scratch
[01:30am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, scratch: 8 [1d20=8]
[01:31am] John_Smoth: (Well, the Paras is KO, so)
[01:32am] Mons: the paras fell off, so. As a note, unless it's going up too, it may get harder to get orders through soon enough because of the distance
[01:32am] Mons: anyway hard to not hit anything at this level so
[01:33am] John_Smoth: 1d20 Arceus channels a Persona to cast Rock Throw!  or something where the fuck did he find a rock in a tree
[01:33am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Smoth, Arceus channels a Persona to cast Rock Throw!  or something where the fuck did he find a rock in a tree: 2 [1d20=2]
[01:33am] John_Smoth: (And that's a miss D: )
[01:33am] Corinne: 1d12+6+12
[01:33am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 1d12+6+12: 28 [1d12=10]
[01:36am] Mons: Does alright, it seems. In retaliation, the bug...
[01:36am] Mons: 5#1d20 WATATATATATATATATATATATA
[01:36am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, WATATATATATATATATATATATA: 1 [1d20=1], 14 [1d20=14], 6 [1d20=6], 5 [1d20=5], 19 [1d20=19]
[01:36am] Mons: Wow it is really terrible at this fighting thing
[01:37am] Mons: dooooooffff
[01:40am] John_Smoth: doof is not attacking.  Because oh god what am I doing in a tree I do not have ranged combat.  And John doesn't seem to be climbing any higher just yet, so...
[01:41am] Mons: 1d20 vargo
[01:41am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, vargo: 12 [1d20=12]
[01:41am] Mons: Well roll corinne, either to keep your balance as you get that THING off your head or to press on without it.
[01:41am] Mons: er, with it.
[01:42am] Corinne: How hard is it to like, turn her head so it'll fall off? :<
[01:42am] Corinne: 1d20+6
[01:42am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 1d20+6: 18 [1d20=12]
[01:43am] zoofman: (you actually get to add your precisionist bonus to DEX checks, just so ya know, so you'd be adding +11.)
[01:44am] Mons: Not very but a little awkward. As it does fall off, though, you notice that you had had a pair of panties stuck to your face.
[01:44am] WHEELS left the chat room. (Quit: )
[01:44am] Corinne: (Oh. So 23)
[01:45am] John_Smoth: John seems to calm himself down and starts climbing, keeping an eye on things above him because oh god hostile Pokemon
[01:45am] John_Smoth: 1d20+1
[01:45am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Smoth, 1d20+1: 5 [1d20=4]
[01:46am] Mons: 1d100 shenanigans roll
[01:46am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, shenanigans roll: 25 [1d100=25]
[01:46am] Mons: Yep, sure is hard. You almost fall, even, but are JUST hanging on...
[01:47am] • John_Smoth is shaky as hell, though he didn't realise it until he started moving again.
[01:48am] Mons: 1d20 ninjask. move. trying
[01:48am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, ninjask. move. trying: 11 [1d20=11]
[01:48am] Mons: FINALLY
[01:48am] Mons: 1d20 it zips up and snaps at Corinne!
[01:48am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, it zips up and snaps at Corinne!: 2 [1d20=2]
[01:49am] Mons: Or it doesn't I guess.
[01:49am] Mons: Vodkapom: Following or staying?
[01:49am] Corinne: Triruki follows Corinne.
[01:50am] Mons: Thennn the only possible target now is the ninjas
[01:51am] John_Smoth: Pabst and Doof are not really going anywhere, especially after seeing their trainer nearly fall out of the tree; and are just watching the Slakoth nearby to see if it tries anything.
[01:53am] Aria joined the chat room.
[01:54am] Mons: 1d20 the Ledian moves in on dat doof then
[01:54am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, the Ledian moves in on dat doof then: 1 [1d20=1]
[01:54am] Mons: Hm.
[01:54am] Mons: Three ones on subsequent attacks from the same mon.
[01:54am] Mons: What does the audience think, counts for a shiny?
[01:55am] John_Smoth: (I still haven't bought pokeballs asdfgh)
[01:55am] Mons: Do you have the money for it or
[01:55am] Corinne: (Sure. Too bad I can't catch it unless you're nice to me)
[01:55am] John_Smoth: (I absolutely do since I haven't spent a cent of it yet just)
[01:56am] Mons: Well I am allowing fluffballs as soon as you subtract the money ASAP
[01:56am] Mons: But no shiny in this session quite yet
[01:57am] John_Smoth: (Well alright, don't need it right now anyway)
[01:58am] Mons: Anyway
[01:58am] Mons: 1d20 the slakoth, if it can move...
[01:59am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, the slakoth, if it can move...: 19 [1d20=19]
[01:59am] Mons: 1d20 is ACTUALLY SMART and sneaks up behind doofman while it's distracted by the even doofier Ledian!
[01:59am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, is ACTUALLY SMART and sneaks up behind doofman while it's distracted by the even doofier Ledian!: 3 [1d20=3]
[01:59am] Aria: ( Smart, but clumsy :< )
[01:59am] Mons: 2d10+8+22 actually that was a faint attack. Legit smart.
[01:59am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, actually that was a faint attack. Legit smart.: 42 [2d10=9,3]
[02:01am] • Corinne keeps climbig.
[02:02am] Mons: 1d20 vargroll
[02:02am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, vargroll: 3 [1d20=3]
[02:02am] Corinne: 1d20+11
[02:02am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 1d20+11: 29 [1d20=18]
[02:03am] Mons: DAAAAAAAMN
[02:03am] Mons: You easily approach and begin to overtake the one person ahead of you. What do you do to...
[02:03am] Mons: 1d2
[02:03am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
[02:03am] Mons: HIM for apparently dropping a pair of someone's panties on your face!
[02:07am] Corinne: 1d20 Punching
[02:07am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, Punching: 10 [1d20=10]
[02:07am] Mons: Sure does punch
[02:07am] Corinne: 3d10+12+12+10
[02:07am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 3d10+12+12+10: 50 [3d10=4,2,10]
[02:07am] Mons: 1d100 shenanigans
[02:07am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, shenanigans: 47 [1d100=47]
[02:07am] Mons: He's flustered, but doesn't fall off and doesn't immediately reply...
[02:10am] John_Smoth: Hipster turns and stares down the Slakoth that's being a pest, and commands Pabst; who takes on a slightly Dungeon aspect... (AYCD -> Pabst is now Rock Type for defensive reasons)
[02:11am] Mons: VERY WELL
[02:13am] Mons: Let's see
[02:13am] Mons: 1d20 does the ninjask just fail too much here? It's flying a lot slower, gradually...
[02:13am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, does the ninjask just fail too much here? It's flying a lot slower, gradually...: 10 [1d20=10]
[02:18am] Mons: 1d20 yes it does! but does it succeed to hit corinne?
[02:18am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, yes it does! but does it succeed to hit corinne?: 8 [1d20=8]
[02:18am] Mons: that's... nope
[02:20am] Mons: Anyway vodkapom
[02:21am] Mons: You're almost to the top btw, it's just between pantyman and Corinne... Varg and Hipster seem to be around the same tier too
[02:21am] Corinne: Since Aipom apparently has 0 attacks that can hurt the thing with any of it's attacks, it just follows Corinne :|
[02:22am] John_Smoth: 1d20 Pabst tackles the Slakoth?
[02:22am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Smoth, Pabst tackles the Slakoth?: 6 [1d20=6]
[02:22am] Mons: yep
[02:22am] John_Smoth: 2d8+6+3+15
[02:22am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Smoth, 2d8+6+3+15: 34 [2d8=6,4]
[02:22am] Mons: wap
[02:23am] Mons: 1d20 the Ledian goes in for one more punch on Pabst!
[02:23am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, the Ledian goes in for one more punch on Pabst!: 2 [1d20=2]
[02:24am] Mons: And fails. At this point it just dejectedly slumps over and buzzes away.
[02:25am] Mons: doof
[02:28am] Mons: doooof
[02:30am] John_Smoth: 1d20 Aquatail doof!
[02:30am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Smoth, Aquatail doof!: 18 [1d20=18]
[02:30am] Mons: Sure does aquatail
[02:30am] John_Smoth: 3d12+14+31+4+3+2 remembering all this shit is tricky
[02:30am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Smoth, remembering all this shit is tricky: 84 [3d12=11,8,11]
[02:34am] Mons: Annnnd down!
[02:34am] Mons: Make your final rolls TO THE TOP!
[02:34am] Mons: 1d20+? corinne competitor
[02:34am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, corinne competitor: 3 [1d20=3]
[02:34am] Mons: 1d20 varg
[02:34am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, varg: 9 [1d20=9]
[02:34am] Corinne: 1d20+11
[02:34am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 1d20+11: 18 [1d20=7]
[02:35am] John_Smoth: John stays where he is.  At least for a while.  There's no way he's making it to the top first.
[02:37am] Mons: Well eventually everyone gets there, some with varg's help. HOW NICE OF HIMHER.
[02:37am] Corinne: 1d20 pickup
[02:37am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, pickup: 3 [1d20=3]
[02:38am] Mons: Mr. Explosion yells from the bottom. "GOOD JOB! NOW BEFORE YOU GO DOWN, I WANT YOU... TO BRING ME SOMETHING OF USE FROM UP THERE! ANYTHING AT ALL!"
[02:38am] • John_Smoth has calmed himself down by the time he makes it to the top, and makes it there looking rather relaxed.  More or less.  Now then... something of use?
[02:42am] Mons: roll perception then int if you don't want to think of something yourself... But I'd rather you two think of something clever :3
[02:44am] John_Smoth: "Now where do I... wait, hm, what would require us to go all this way?" John takes a look around... and gets struck by an idea, digging around for something in his pockets.
[02:56am] Mons: One by one, people go down--some unimaginative people take branches, someone managed to find an oran berry, ONE guy actually grabbed the Slakoth on his way down...
[03:00am] Mons: So your answers or your rolls, if you would of course
[03:01am] Corinne: (I honestly know what of use would be on a tree besides a fruit or something)
[03:01am] John_Smoth: John is one of the last ones down, carrying a notepad - which has been turned into an impromptu map, based on what he could see from the top.
[03:01am] Mons: Well roll wis and int then
[03:01am] Corinne: (have no idea of what would be of use, that is)
[03:02am] • Corinne frowns and doesn't take anything. She hurries to be the first to the bottom.
[03:04am] Mons: "HMM. WE'VE GOT... YEAH I GUESS I'LL PASS YOU ON STICKS, BUT NEVER AGAIN! HAHA, SLOTH? ONLY IF YOU SKIN IT YOURSELF! LET'S SEE..." To John: "OH WOW, GOOD ONE!" He pats you on the head. Sharply and roughly. Corinne: "AND YOU...?"
[03:04am] Aria is now known as Paradox.
[03:05am] • John_Smoth seems quite proud of himself, though who knows if it's from a smart answer or simply breaking the mainstream.
[03:09am] Mons: "WELL, GIRLY? GOT SOMETHING, MAYBE A CLEVER ANSWER? I ACTUALLY LIKE SMART ANSWERS."
[03:09am] • Corinne crosses her arms. "...I'm alive and unharmed. That's the most important part of survival. Having us climb that tree was ridiculous. Someone could have fallen and broken a leg, or an arm. And if that happens in a survival situation, you're dead."
[03:09am] Mons: "....WORKS FOR ME!"
[03:10am] Mons: "AWRIGHT, NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! SEE, THIS BIG OL' TREE ACTUALLY HAS A FEW SECRETS THAT YOU'D NEVER HAVE GUESSED, SEE..."
[03:10am] Mons: He spends the rest of the class showing a whole lot of unexpected things you could do with trees. Like, a WHOLE lot.
[03:11am] Mons: And now we'll take a bit of a break, blax get in the academy channel, talk with people, figure stuff you want to do... though actually I'm considering doing Communication with Pokemon next so you're in there
[03:11am] • John_Smoth thought he had figured out quite a few, but goddamn.  That was new.
[03:11am] • Corinne learned a bit, too. She still stands by her answer, though
[03:12am] Mons: Wurmple eyes really are unexpectedly delicious, you find.