>Monstergirl City
>Have a regular human family, odd I know, a wife and a daughter.
>Daughter wants to go to a concert, she's a bit young and my wife was busy so I got roped into it. Can't be too bad.
>We're sitting around the middle rows, when the lights go out.
>A single spotlight shines on a brightly dressed Siren Pop Idol.
>Ohboyherewego.
>Singing's not that bad, I can see how it'd appeal to girls.
>Daughter seems captivated
>Everyone seems to be as well
>She is kind of pretty...
>Regain my focus, time sure flew by, the concert is over and everyone's applauding.
>Daughter turns to me. Says she wants the Siren's autograph.
>Tell her that she would be too busy and we need to go home.
>She threatens to tell my wife about that messing around with the Goatgirl from the Goatgirl Tower next door.
>Time to get an autograph.
>I manage to run into her before she can go backstage.
>She's flanked by two Onis wearing suits and sunglasses
>She's smoking a cigarette and isn't smiling as brightly as she was when she was singing.
>"What the hell do you want?" She asks me rudely.
>Explain sheepishly that my daughter wanted her autograph
>"Yeah, sure she does, I'm sure she'll treasure it with all her heart instead of selling it on the internet for money."
>Jeez
>Start begging her on hands and knees, eventually say that I'll do anything for one.
>"Anything?" She asks as her mouth curls into a cruel smile.
>An hour or so later I'm hanging my head in shame on the edge of a bed. While she lights up a cigarette.
>"You can have that autograph buddy, you earned it."
>Pick up an autographed picture of the Siren Pop Idol, where she's giving a huge smile, winking and giving a peace sign.
>Leave the hotel room to see my daughter who was being taken care of by the Oni bodyguards.
>Hand over the picture to my daughter and her face lights up.
>She asks if we can get ice cream on the way home
>I say that she already got an autograph, that's enough for today.
>She threatens to tell my wife about how my head was buried between the Sirens thighs and the Siren was making strange moans.
>Let's go get some ice cream...

Such is life in Monstergirl City.