Facebook Hoax

Better safe than sorry, right? Channel 13 news (is there a Channel 13 here? No, but there must be one somewhere so I'll leave this in). was just talking about this change in facebooks privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. Maybe if I say that twice it will be as true as the rest of this whole thing. As of January 3rd, 2015 at 3:30 p.m. Central standard time (should I change this? It's January 5th and I'm on Pacific time) I want to take back the terms of service I didn't read but agreed to when I signed up for Facebook and that I ignored again the last time they changed it.

By this statement I give notice that I want to continue using Facebook under the assumption that they're not already violating my privacy and that they won't do so in the future. This violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11, a boilerplate general provision, and 308-103, a Washington rules of procedure section, neither addressing copyright, privacy, or the like. The Rome statute, creating the International Criminal Court, cause like when Mark Zuckerberg violates my privacy I want him tried as an international criminal. While we're at it let's say a few 'Our Fathers' and invoke Cthulhu for good measure).

NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity, like a corporation or something so we gotta be all corporate like. All members must post a note like this because I say so and I'm not a lawyer or anything but I'm sure this overrides and nullifies anything else I agreed to. DO NOT SHARE you MUST copy and paste this because... well, because. I will leave a comment so it will be easier to offend others by posting this.