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  1. [Prior to this Namtab and Colonel_Wood had rolled 1d100 each to represent skill with firearms, Namtab rolled 32, Colonel_Wood rolled 25. This firearm skill never changed even after Namtab lost a leg and an arm. Samurai are fucking amazing. Colonel_Wood chose to use guns cause he fears the spring leg.]
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  3. [00:25] <Colonel_Wood> Let's do this
  4. [00:25] <+Namtab> Time to die, Colonel_Wood
  5. [00:26] <cxcafk> can the shogun randomly run in
  6. [00:26] <cxcafk> and hit
  7. [00:26] <cxcafk> wood
  8. [00:26] <cxcafk> with a halberd
  9. [00:26] <+Namtab> .roll 1d32
  10. 12[00:26] <siri> Namtab: 20 (1d32=20)
  11. [00:26] <cxcafk> .roll 100000d10000000000000000000000000000000000
  12. [00:26] <siri> cxcafk: 499760154912000861228649234936583159808 (100000d10000000000000000000000000000000000=499760154912000861228649234936583159808)
  13. [00:26] <+DuelMC> okay no more rolling unless I say so
  14. [00:27] <Colonel_Wood> ok
  15. [00:27] <Takanago> .roll 1d1
  16. [00:27] <siri> Takanago: 1 (1d1=1)
  17. [00:27] <Takanago> does that count
  18. [00:27] <+DuelMC> You may roll, Colonel-Wood
  19. [00:27] <+Namtab> Takanago is hit by a rock
  20. [00:27] <+DuelMC> Your penis is 1 inch long
  21. [00:27] <+Namtab> look I lost like 10 inches when my leg got chopped off
  22. [00:28] <+Namtab> have some respect
  23. [00:28] <+DuelMC> I was talking about Tak, for rolling out of turn
  24. [00:28] <Colonel_Wood> .roll 1d25
  25. 01[00:28] <+Namtab> my dickstump is now canon?
  26. [00:28] <siri> Colonel_Wood: 15 (1d25=15)
  27. [00:29] <+Sniper4625> bang
  28. [00:29] <+DuelMC> Colonel_Wood's shot goes wide at the sound of a distraction!y
  29. 12[00:29] <+DuelMC> Namtab's sure shot is much closer, grazing the vice president's left cheek, drawing first blood in a wicked scar
  30. [00:30] <+DuelMC> You may roll again
  31. 01[00:30] <+Namtab> .roll 1d32
  32. 12[00:30] <siri> Namtab: 19 (1d32=19)
  33. [00:30] <cxcafk> Shogun tokugawa uses the french howitzers to level the senate and claim presidency!
  34. 12[00:30] <+Sniper4625> wait why is namtab rolling a d32
  35. [00:30] <+Sniper4625> to woods 25
  36. [00:30] <Colonel_Wood> .roll 1d25
  37. [00:30] <siri> Colonel_Wood: 25 (1d25=25)
  38. 01[00:30] <+Namtab> somehow my single shot revolver got a second bullet
  39. [00:30] <+Sniper4625> O SHIT
  40. [00:30] <+Sniper4625> CRITICAL HIT
  41. [00:30] <Colonel_Wood> BANG BANG
  42. 12[00:30] <+DuelMC> The infant shogun, babbling incoherently, causes Namtab to be distracted
  43. [00:30] <cxcafk> >infant
  44. 01[00:31] <+Namtab> lol
  45. [00:31] <cxcafk> why am I even there
  46. [00:31] <cxcafk> lol
  47. 01[00:31] <+Namtab> someone give him his bottle
  48. [00:31] <cxcafk> im still on sado
  49. [00:31] <+Sniper4625> we are all watching
  50. [00:31] <cxcafk> building orphanages
  51. [00:31] <cxcafk> and a fort
  52. 12[00:31] <+DuelMC> Colonel_Wood gives it all he's got and hits Namtab squarely at his leg! But it isn't his real leg! It blows his mechanical apparatus clean off!
  53. [00:31] <+DuelMC> You may roll again
  54. 12[00:31] <+DuelMC> Namtab is at 2 life points
  55. [00:31] <+Sniper4625> so uh
  56. 01[00:31] <+Namtab> fucking hell I only just got this leg
  57. 12[00:31] <+Sniper4625> did namtab fall over then
  58. [00:31] <+DuelMC> Colonel_Wood is at 4
  59. 01[00:32] <+Namtab> .roll 1d32
  60. 12[00:32] <siri> Namtab: 5 (1d32=5)
  61. 01[00:32] <+Namtab> ouch
  62. [00:32] <+Sniper4625> oh shit
  63. 12[00:32] <+DuelMC> That's a good point, Namtab has tottered onto one of the participants
  64. [00:32] <cxcafk> fucking reckt
  65. [00:32] <Colonel_Wood> .roll 1d25
  66. [00:32] <siri> Colonel_Wood: 20 (1d25=20)
  67. [00:32] <cxcafk> fucking reckt
  68. [00:32] <+DuelMC> That participant happened to be Thomas Crusoe!
  69. [00:32] <+DuelMC> His shot goes wild!
  70. 12[00:32] <RSchumann> smack namtab
  71. [00:32] <RSchumann> 1d10
  72. [00:32] <RSchumann> .roll 1d10
  73. [00:32] <siri> RSchumann: 1 (1d10=1)
  74. [00:32] <RSchumann> wow
  75. [00:32] <+Sniper4625> ahaha
  76. 01[00:32] <+Namtab> I smack u
  77. [00:32] <Takanago> lol
  78. 01[00:32] <+Namtab> .roll 1d10
  79. 12[00:32] <siri> Namtab: 6 (1d10=6)
  80. [00:32] <Colonel_Wood> BANG BANG
  81. [00:33] <cxcafk> sniper on the grassy knoll
  82. [00:33] <cxcafk> .roll 1d10
  83. [00:33] <siri> cxcafk: 10 (1d10=10)
  84. [00:33] <+DuelMC> Colonel_Wood's shot is again sure, but the shot does not do as much damage as it is by Crusoe shoving the fallen man off of him
  85. [00:33] <+Sniper4625> whoah
  86. [00:33] <cxcafk> FUCKING LOL
  87. [00:33] <+Sniper4625> it aint me
  88. [00:33] <+DuelMC> The bullet hits an arm, instead of his head
  89. 01[00:33] <+Namtab> is it my shooting arm?
  90. [00:33] <Colonel_Wood> I would imagine it's going to be pretty hard for him to shoot now
  91. [00:33] <Colonel_Wood> Having 1 leg
  92. [00:33] <Colonel_Wood> and 1 arm
  93. 01[00:33] <+Namtab> my shooting arm is still good
  94. [00:33] <+DuelMC> The infant Tokugawa throws a spoonful of baby food, splattering all over Jules Brunet's clean uniform!
  95. [00:33] <+Sniper4625> on the ground
  96. [00:33] <+Sniper4625> WHOAH
  97. [00:33] <cxcafk> cxc parries bullet with sword
  98. [00:33] <+Sniper4625> WHOAH
  99. [00:33] <cxcafk> .roll 1d10
  100. [00:33] <siri> cxcafk: 1 (1d10=1)
  101. [00:33] <+DuelMC> .roll 1d100
  102. [00:33] <siri> DuelMC: 13 (1d100=13)
  103. [00:34] <+Sniper4625> cxc im sending my cleaning bill to you
  104. [00:34] <cxcafk> im not paying shit
  105. 12[00:34] <+DuelMC> The bullet that hit Namtab in the arm goes throughs cleanly. Amputation will not be necessary.
  106. [00:34] <+Sniper4625> burial will
  107. 01[00:34] <+Namtab> but a flesh wound
  108. [00:34] <+Sniper4625> finish him
  109. [00:34] <+DuelMC> ~ROLL AGAIN~
  110. 12[00:34] <RSchumann> thomas crusoe pulls out a revolver, suspecting to aim at namtab he actually has colonel_wood in his sights
  111. [00:34] <RSchumann> 1d10
  112. [00:34] <RSchumann> .roll 1d10
  113. [00:34] <siri> RSchumann: 3 (1d10=3)
  114. 01[00:34] <+Namtab> .roll 1d32
  115. 12[00:34] <siri> Namtab: 23 (1d32=23)
  116. [00:34] <Colonel_Wood> .roll 1d25
  117. [00:34] <siri> Colonel_Wood: 17 (1d25=17)
  118. 12[00:34] <+Sniper4625> why is namtab still rolling a 32
  119. [00:34] <+Sniper4625> from
  120. [00:34] <+Sniper4625> uh
  121. [00:34] <+Sniper4625> the ground
  122. 01[00:34] <+Namtab> blow blow fucker
  123. [00:34] <+Sniper4625> where he's half amputated
  124. [00:35] <Viscardus> What is this
  125. [00:35] <+Sniper4625> DUEL
  126. 01[00:35] <+Namtab> I went prone
  127. [00:35] <Viscardus> Is this dueling?!
  128. [00:35] <+Sniper4625> yes!
  129. [00:35] <Viscardus> Is it happening?!
  130. [00:35] <+Sniper4625> ITS HAPPENING
  131. [00:35] <Viscardus> Awesome
  132. [00:35] <Viscardus> Who is winning
  133. [00:35] <cxcafk> I welcome you
  134. [00:35] <+DuelMC> The initial rolls are to determine the *fate*
  135. [00:35] <+Sniper4625> namtabs currently lost his leg and an arm
  136. [00:35] <cxcafk> to bops
  137. [00:35] <RSchumann> the goyim know and uh shut it down?
  138. [00:35] <+Sniper4625> i see
  139. [00:35] <cxcafk> orgasmic miasma
  140. [00:35] <+DuelMC> They do not change , they are seeds of the future
  141. [00:35] <cxcafk> of rolling
  142. [00:35] <cxcafk> dice
  143. [00:35] <+Sniper4625> i...get it
  144. 12[00:35] <+DuelMC> Namtab has a clean shot, hitting the Vice President's kneecap!
  145. [00:35] <+DuelMC> .roll 1d100
  146. [00:35] <siri> DuelMC: 41 (1d100=41)
  147. [00:35] <RSchumann> god damn
  148. [00:35] <cxcafk> fucking gangland
  149. [00:35] <Viscardus> Wait why aren't they dueling with swords
  150. [00:35] <Colonel_Wood> this is bullshit
  151. [00:35] <+Sniper4625> wood chose guns
  152. 01[00:35] <+Namtab> VP didn't even shoot back that round
  153. [00:35] <cxcafk> also how many fucking guns
  154. [00:36] <+DuelMC> The shot shatters, and the vice president also is down, but still firing
  155. [00:36] <Colonel_Wood> yeah
  156. [00:36] <+DuelMC> wait a second aren't these single-shot revolvers?
  157. [00:36] <cxcafk> this is tupid as shit
  158. [00:36] <cxcafk> lol
  159. [00:36] <+Sniper4625> u
  160. [00:36] <+Sniper4625> uh
  161. [00:36] <+DuelMC> How are we having three rounds lol
  162. [00:36] <cxcafk> what duel goes until
  163. [00:36] <cxcafk> death
  164. [00:36] <cxcafk> afte rifrst blood
  165. [00:36] <cxcafk> lol
  166. [00:36] <RSchumann> burr's
  167. 01[00:36] <+Namtab> I said that after the first round DuelMC
  168. [00:36] <Viscardus> Why are you not using swords
  169. [00:36] <Viscardus> You cowards
  170. 01[00:36] <+Namtab> [00:30] <+Namtab> somehow my single shot revolver got a second bullet
  171. [00:36] <Colonel_Wood> I didn't want to use swords with spring leg over there
  172. [00:36] <RSchumann> chance of viscardus's wife being murdered by stalin-chan
  173. [00:36] <RSchumann> .roll 1d10
  174. [00:36] <siri> RSchumann: 6 (1d10=6)
  175. [00:36] <+Sniper4625> A revolver is a repeating firearm that has a revolving cylinder containing multiple chambers and at least one barrel for firing.
  176. [00:36] <RSchumann> ruh roh
  177. 12[00:36] <+DuelMC> Colonel_Wood's shot hit Namtab's shooting arm again.
  178. [00:37] <+Sniper4625> so uh
  179. 12[00:37] <+DuelMC> Namtab is at 1 life points
  180. [00:37] <+DuelMC> Colonel_Wood is at 2 life points
  181. [00:37] <Colonel_Wood> what
  182. [00:37] <+DuelMC> ROLL FOR THE FINAL VOLLEY
  183. [00:37] <Colonel_Wood> How can he be at 1
  184. 01[00:37] <+Namtab> the VP didn't even need to roll for that shot
  185. [00:37] <Colonel_Wood> I have hit him like 3 times
  186. [00:37] <Viscardus> FINISH HIM
  187. [00:37] <Colonel_Wood> .roll 1d25
  188. [00:37] <siri> Colonel_Wood: 20 (1d25=20)
  189. [00:37] <Colonel_Wood> BAM
  190. [00:37] <RSchumann> gg
  191. 01[00:37] <+Namtab> .roll 1d32
  192. 12[00:37] <siri> Namtab: 31 (1d32=31)
  193. [00:37] <RSchumann> ahahahawhfashdfah
  194. [00:37] <Colonel_Wood> GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
  195. [00:37] <+DuelMC> The two bullets collide in midair.
  196. [00:37] <+Sniper4625> whoaahhah
  197. 01[00:37] <+Namtab> WHOAAAAAAA
  198. [00:37] <+Sniper4625> lol
  199. 01[00:38] <+Namtab> .roll 1d32
  200. 12[00:38] <siri> Namtab: 23 (1d32=23)
  201. [00:38] <Colonel_Wood> .roll 1d25
  202. [00:38] <siri> Colonel_Wood: 6 (1d25=6)
  203. [00:38] <Colonel_Wood> fucking bullshit
  204. [00:38] <RSchumann> rip wood
  205. [00:38] <Colonel_Wood> this is fucking bullshit
  206. [00:38] <+Sniper4625> its kind of silly
  207. [00:38] <+Sniper4625> that uh
  208. [00:38] <Colonel_Wood> I HAVE HIT HIM THREE TIMES
  209. 12[00:38] <+Sniper4625> namtab is still going
  210. [00:38] <Colonel_Wood> HE SHOULD BE OUT FROM SHOCK
  211. 01[00:38] <+Namtab> I AM A WARRIOR
  212. [00:38] <+Sniper4625> and still at an advantage?
  213. [00:38] <+Sniper4625> I dunno your system
  214. [00:38] <+DuelMC> The bullet goes through the vice president's revolver, blowing it away and rendering it inoperable.
  215. [00:38] <Colonel_Wood> Yeah
  216. [00:38] <Colonel_Wood> Fuck this
  217. [00:38] <+DuelMC> However, the downed Matsudaira passes out from the extreme blood loss, going into shock
  218. 01[00:38] <+Namtab> he is unarmed, and therefore not worth killing
  219. [00:38] <+Sniper4625> kill him
  220. [00:38] <+Sniper4625> i'll finish him
  221. 12[00:39] <RSchumann> crusoe goes to stomp on namtab's head
  222. [00:39] <+DuelMC> THE MATCH IS A DRAW (Colonel_Wood advantage)
  223. [00:39] <+Sniper4625> it's the honorable thing to do
  224. [00:39] <RSchumann> .roll 1d10
  225. [00:39] <siri> RSchumann: 6 (1d10=6)
  226. [00:39] <+Sniper4625> lets stomp im!
  227. [00:39] <+Sniper4625> GET EM BOYZ
  228. [00:39] <+DuelMC> The stomp is highly effective
  229. 12[00:39] <+DuelMC> Namtab is now in a coma
  230. [00:39] <Colonel_Wood> I draw my katana
  231. [00:39] <Colonel_Wood> And decapitate him
  232. [00:39] <+Sniper4625> good work team
  233. [00:39] <+DuelMC> Colonel_Wood wins with highly dishonorable barman assist!
  234. [00:39] <+DuelMC> You didn't roll for the decap, it's not canon!
  235. 01[00:39] <+Namtab> ^look at this fucking dishonourable shit
  236. [00:39] <+Sniper4625> Jules Brunet lights a cigar
  237. [00:39] <cxcafk> Im going
  238. [00:39] <+Sniper4625> and smiles
  239. [00:39] <Colonel_Wood> He has no honor
  240. [00:39] <cxcafk> to release
  241. [00:39] <Viscardus> One Matsudaira down
  242. [00:39] <+Sniper4625> Col Wood I'll get you a new gun
  243. [00:39] <Viscardus> Three to go
  244. [00:39] <cxcafk> an elephant
  245. [00:39] <+Sniper4625> for free
  246. [00:39] <cxcafk> into
  247. [00:39] <cxcafk> congress
  248. [00:40] <cxcafk> after i cut
  249. [00:40] <+Sniper4625> also a new knee cap
  250. [00:40] <cxcafk> its dick off
  251. [00:40] <cxcafk> outisde
  252. [00:40] <Colonel_Wood> Sniper toss me a gun
  253. [00:40] <cxcafk> to piss it off
  254. 01[00:40] <+Namtab> Colonel_Wood may I recommend a spring leg
  255. 12[00:40] <Colonel_Wood> I finish off namtab
  256. [00:40] <cxcafk> that
  257. 01[00:40] <+Namtab> Takanago save me!
  258. [00:40] <cxcafk> is
  259. [00:40] <cxcafk> murder
  260. [00:40] <cxcafk> lol
  261. 12[00:40] <RSchumann> crusoe pulls out his gun aimed at namtab's heart
  262. [00:40] <cxcafk> hes out
  263. [00:40] <+DuelMC> You need to roll to make it canon
  264. [00:40] <RSchumann> this time you die
  265. [00:40] <RSchumann> .roll 1d10
  266. [00:40] <siri> RSchumann: 10 (1d10=10)
  267. [00:40] <RSchumann> fucking gg
  268. [00:40] <+Sniper4625> boom
  269. [00:40] <+DuelMC> OH FUCK
  270. [00:40] <Viscardus> Critical Hit!
  271. [00:40] <Colonel_Wood> .roll 1d25
  272. [00:40] <siri> Colonel_Wood: 4 (1d25=4)
  273. [00:40] <Viscardus> It's Super Effective!
  274. [00:40] <+Sniper4625> wood don't shoot a corpse
  275. [00:40] <Colonel_Wood> hahahaha
  276. [00:40] <+Sniper4625> because
  277. [00:40] <Viscardus> Critical Miss!
  278. [00:40] <+DuelMC> Man two highly dishonorable barman interventions
  279. 01[00:40] <+Namtab> Colonel_Wood can't hit my coma body
  280. [00:41] <Viscardus> You cut your own head off!
  281. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> hey
  282. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> rschumann
  283. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> does his own thing
  284. [00:41] <Colonel_Wood> Crusoe finishes him!
  285. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> he's a loose canon
  286. [00:41] <+DuelMC> You're off the force!
  287. [00:41] <cxcafk> thats not part of the duel
  288. [00:41] <cxcafk> lol
  289. [00:41] <cxcafk> thats straight murder
  290. [00:41] <cxcafk> if crusoe does it
  291. [00:41] <+DuelMC> I can work this into the mid-turn event
  292. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> uh
  293. 01[00:41] <+Namtab> I think me being in a coma is prob the best way to end
  294. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> I think nobody saw
  295. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> anything
  296. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> I know I didn't
  297. [00:41] <Viscardus> So where are FSAD and Litos
  298. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> just a lot of gunplay
  299. 01[00:41] <+Namtab> unless RSchumann wants to be a canon murderer
  300. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> and ten
  301. [00:41] <Viscardus> When are they going to fight
  302. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> Rschumann should fake his death
  303. 12[00:41] <Colonel_Wood> You're done namtab
  304. [00:41] <+Sniper4625> and join LMM
  305. [00:42] <cxcafk> im guyinh to buy
  306. [00:42] <cxcafk> a fucking le mat
  307. [00:42] <Colonel_Wood> You're not getting up from this coma
  308. [00:42] <cxcafk> lol
  309. [00:42] <Colonel_Wood> DECAPITATION
  310. [00:42] <cxcafk> and train for it
  311. [00:42] <Colonel_Wood> .roll 1d25
  312. [00:42] <siri> Colonel_Wood: 1 (1d25=1)
  313. [00:42] <cxcafk> LOL
  314. 01[00:42] <+Namtab> you ain't finishing me off with no kneecap, bumbass
  315. [00:42] <+Sniper4625> lol
  316. [00:42] <Colonel_Wood> .roll 1d25
  317. [00:42] <siri> Colonel_Wood: 22 (1d25=22)
  318. [00:42] <Viscardus> Critical Miss!
  319. [00:42] <cxcafk> you literally just
  320. [00:42] <cxcafk> tripped
  321. [00:42] <cxcafk> over
  322. [00:42] <Viscardus> Colonel Wood accidentally chops his own head off
  323. [00:42] <cxcafk> wood
  324. 12[00:42] <+DuelMC> Colonel_Wood scratches Namtab's neck
  325. 12[00:42] <Viscardus> COMOTOSE NAMTAB WINS!
  326. 01[00:42] <+Namtab> the kami protect me
  327. [00:42] <+Sniper4625> didn't uh
  328. [00:42] <+Sniper4625> he get shot in the heart
  329. [00:42] <+Sniper4625> isn't he dead
  330. 01[00:42] <+Namtab> .roll 1d32 coma shot
  331. 12[00:42] <siri> Namtab: coma shot: 23 (1d32=23)
  332. [00:42] <Colonel_Wood> yteah seriously
  333. [00:42] <Colonel_Wood> what happened
  334. [00:42] <Colonel_Wood> If he is shot through the heart
  335. [00:42] <+Sniper4625> like critical failures are funny
  336. [00:42] <+Sniper4625> and all
  337. [00:42] <Colonel_Wood> Am I to blame
  338. [00:42] <+Sniper4625> but
  339. [00:43] <Colonel_Wood> Darlin I give duelin
  340. 12[00:43] <+DuelMC> Seriously Namtab is down and at death's door
  341. [00:43] <+Sniper4625> what's the haps
  342. [00:43] <Colonel_Wood> A bad name
  343. [00:43] <cxcafk> Im going to buy
  344. [00:43] <Colonel_Wood> did he really get shot
  345. [00:43] <cxcafk> a lemat
  346. [00:43] <+Sniper4625> I'll take him to my hospital
  347. [00:43] <+Sniper4625> can I do that
  348. [00:43] <cxcafk> and trian my katana left hand
  349. [00:43] <cxcafk> for duels
  350. [00:43] <RSchumann> wtf
  351. 01[00:43] <+Namtab> We drew the duel, you didn't kill me, I'm in a coma, you lose a knee, Rscuuman needs to decide if he canon murdered me or not
  352. [00:43] <cxcafk> and fight like a 40k comissar
  353. [00:43] <RSchumann> wtf
  354. [00:43] <RSchumann> no
  355. 12[00:43] <RSchumann> namtab is dead
  356. [00:43] <cxcafk> with a giant ass gun
  357. [00:43] <RSchumann> you need a heart to live
  358. [00:43] <+DuelMC> Colonel_Wood roll for recovery
  359. [00:43] <Colonel_Wood> Crusoe straight up murdered him
  360. [00:43] <Colonel_Wood> .roll 1d25
  361. [00:43] <siri> Colonel_Wood: 18 (1d25=18)
  362. [00:43] <+Sniper4625> crusoe shot him like a pro
  363. [00:43] <+DuelMC> That's good
  364. [00:43] <+Sniper4625> *thumbs up*
  365. [00:43] <+DuelMC> Your kneecap lives
  366. [00:43] <cxcafk> if crusoe killed him canon
  367. [00:43] <+DuelMC> You still have a wicket scar
  368. [00:44] <cxcafk> then Im assuming I just stabbed crusoe in the spine
  369. [00:44] <cxcafk> as he shot
  370. [00:44] <+DuelMC> To continue the nationsim tradition of giving historical characters ahistorical injuries
  371. [00:44] <+DuelMC> Did you roll for a stab?
  372. [00:44] <+Sniper4625> noice
  373. [00:44] <Viscardus> I don't know what you're talking about
  374. 01[00:44] <+Namtab> BAsically it's up to RSchumann to decide whether his shot is canon
  375. [00:44] <RSchumann> thomas crusoe
  376. [00:44] <RSchumann> runs from the scene
  377. [00:44] <RSchumann> scared
  378. 01[00:44] <+Namtab> he rolled a 1 to stab me
  379. [00:44] <Viscardus> Blakiston was historically the inspiration for Snake
  380. [00:44] <RSchumann> like crime and punishment character
  381. 01[00:44] <+Namtab> so his sword breaks or w/e
  382. [00:44] <RSchumann> .roll 1d10
  383. [00:44] <siri> RSchumann: 3 (1d10=3)
  384. [00:44] <RSchumann> fuck
  385. [00:44] <+DuelMC> The shogun throws a toothpick at you and hits you in the eye
  386. [00:44] <+Sniper4625> FAKE YOUR DEATH
  387. [00:44] <+Sniper4625> QUICKLY
  388. [00:44] <+DuelMC> Which stings
  389. [00:44] <+Sniper4625> ITS THE ONLY WAY
  390. [00:44] <RSchumann> fake death
  391. [00:44] <RSchumann> shoot at head
  392. [00:44] <RSchumann> with hopefully blank
  393. [00:45] <RSchumann> .roll 1d10
  394. [00:45] <+Sniper4625> that uh
  395. [00:45] <siri> RSchumann: 3 (1d10=3)
  396. [00:45] <RSchumann> rip
  397. [00:45] <+Sniper4625> how will that help you
  398. [00:45] <cxcafk> dead
  399. [00:45] <cxcafk> iirc
  400. [00:45] <cxcafk> the concussion
  401. [00:45] <RSchumann> this is all canon
  402. [00:45] <cxcafk> of a blank
  403. [00:45] <Colonel_Wood> He's dead
  404. [00:45] <+Sniper4625> Im just imagining crusoe running
  405. [00:45] <cxcafk> at closse range
  406. [00:45] <cxcafk> will still
  407. [00:45] <Colonel_Wood> He got shot in the heart
  408. [00:45] <+Sniper4625> then putting a gun to his head
  409. [00:45] <cxcafk> kill you
  410. [00:45] <cxcafk> lol
  411. [00:45] <+Sniper4625> firing a blank
  412. [00:45] <+Sniper4625> and hoping no-one checks on him
  413. [00:45] <+Sniper4625> while we all just kinda watch
  414. [00:45] <cxcafk> hes still dead
  415. [00:45] <cxcafk> lol
  416. 01[00:45] <+Namtab> man there's like 3 plot threads happening in this duel at once
  417. [00:45] <+Sniper4625> from 10 feet away
  418. [00:45] <+DuelMC> Thomas Crusoes fakes death but it's not very convincing, the next day the bar is taken over by its new owner, "Tommy Caruso" who is basically Crusoe with a mustache
  419. [00:45] <cxcafk> a balnk would kill him
  420. [00:45] <+Sniper4625> I'm on my second cigar
  421. [00:45] <cxcafk> no hes dead
  422. [00:45] <cxcafk> blanks fucking kill
  423. [00:45] <cxcafk> point blank
  424. [00:46] <+Sniper4625> that's how bruce lee's son died
  425. [00:46] <+Sniper4625> or something
  426. [00:46] <Colonel_Wood> So really
  427. [00:46] <cxcafk> the muzzle discharge would kill him
  428. [00:46] <RSchumann> crusoe sets up gunpowder barrels
  429. 12[00:46] <Colonel_Wood> Is namtab dead
  430. [00:46] <RSchumann> all over his bar
  431. 01[00:46] <+Namtab> RSchumann does actually need to decide if he actually show me or not
  432. [00:46] <cxcafk> from that close
  433. 12[00:46] <+Sniper4625> I think Namtab is dead?
  434. 01[00:46] <+Namtab> shot
  435. [00:46] <RSchumann> knowing his disguise is transparent
  436. [00:46] <RSchumann> lights fuse
  437. [00:46] <RSchumann> .roll 1d10
  438. [00:46] <siri> RSchumann: 1 (1d10=1)
  439. [00:46] <+Sniper4625> oh dear
  440. [00:46] <RSchumann> wow
  441. [00:46] <RSchumann> what the fuck
  442. [00:46] <+Sniper4625> you used all your luck with the 10 shot
  443. 01[00:46] <+Namtab> otherwise the GM needs to decide if it's canon
  444. 12[00:46] <+DuelMC> Okay I need to go offline in a little bit: canon: Colonel_Wood wins, Namtab is either in a coma or will die, interference by baby shogun and Thomas Crusoe is temporarily on the run due to interference with the duel
  445. 12[00:46] <Colonel_Wood> Namtab is probably not coming out of that coma
  446. [00:46] <RSchumann> the shot
  447. [00:46] <RSchumann> is cannon
  448. 12[00:46] <RSchumann> I shot namtab
  449. [00:46] <+DuelMC> tee hee
  450. [00:46] <RSchumann> in the heart
  451. [00:46] <+Sniper4625> and Jules Brunet smokes a cigar
  452. [00:47] <+Sniper4625> and smiles, "just as keikaku"
  453. [00:47] <cxcafk> so were killing crusoe
  454. 01[00:47] <+Namtab> Ok, I'm dead, RSchumann is a murderer
  455. 01[00:47] <+Namtab> That's the canon
  456. [00:47] <Colonel_Wood> Dramatic pose w/ katana
  457. [00:47] <cxcafk> cxc stabs crusoe as he runs
  458. 01[00:47] <+Namtab> Colonel_Wood has a limp
  459. [00:47] <cxcafk> .roll 1d10
  460. [00:47] <siri> cxcafk: 10 (1d10=10)
  461. [00:47] <cxcafk> CANON
  462. [00:47] <cxcafk> NIGGA
  463. [00:47] <cxcafk> CANON
  464. [00:47] <cxcafk> crusoes dead
  465. [00:47] <ForeverBWFC> So, this went fucking insane quickly...
  466. 12[00:47] <Colonel_Wood> Namtab needs to roll to live
  467. 12[00:47] <cxcafk> rip namtab and crusoe
  468. 01[00:47] <+Namtab> DuelMC the shogun's like 14
  469. [00:47] <Colonel_Wood> Right
  470. [00:47] <+DuelMC> Colonel_Wood gets a limp for a turn while he's recuperating
  471. [00:47] <+DuelMC> However, he does get a cool scar
  472. [00:47] <+DuelMC> yeah I know
  473. 01[00:47] <+Namtab> I roll to survive BULLET TO BRAIN
  474. [00:47] <cxcafk> crusoe is dead
  475. 12[00:47] <Colonel_Wood> Namtab needs to roll to recover
  476. [00:47] <cxcafk> if that shit
  477. [00:47] <cxcafk> was canon
  478. [00:48] <+DuelMC> I just wanted to clown him for match interference
  479. [00:48] <cxcafk> then hes dead
  480. [00:48] <cxcafk> lol
  481. 01[00:48] <+Namtab> what's my roll GM
  482. [00:48] <+DuelMC> Roll........
  483. 01[00:48] <+Namtab> how do I survive snipe to head
  484. [00:48] <+DuelMC> 1000
  485. 01[00:48] <+Namtab> .roll 1d1000
  486. 12[00:48] <siri> Namtab: 300 (1d1000=300)
  487. [00:48] <+DuelMC> Which snipe to the head
  488. [00:48] <cxcafk> Im still maintaing that if crusoe shooting him is canon
  489. [00:48] <+Sniper4625> crusoe
  490. [00:48] <+DuelMC> There were multiple snipes
  491. [00:48] <+Sniper4625> shot him in the head
  492. [00:48] <cxcafk> that me killing
  493. [00:48] <cxcafk> crusoe
  494. [00:48] <RSchumann> I shot him in the heart
  495. [00:48] <cxcafk> is canon
  496. [00:48] <+Sniper4625> iirc
  497. [00:48] <+DuelMC> Oh right
  498. [00:48] <+Sniper4625> oh
  499. [00:48] <+Sniper4625> sorry
  500. [00:48] <cxcafk> and I rolled a 10
  501. 01[00:48] <+Namtab> RSchumann says that him shooting me was canon
  502. [00:48] <cxcafk> so rip schuman
  503. [00:48] <+DuelMC> Well, 300 > 32 so you survive snipe to the head
  504. [00:48] <+Sniper4625> lol
  505. [00:48] <cxcafk> lol
  506. [00:49] <cxcafk> crusoe dies right
  507. [00:49] <+DuelMC> Becaues, the snipe didn't happen, you're all being silly
  508. [00:49] <cxcafk> ?
  509. [00:49] <cxcafk> lame
  510. [00:49] <cxcafk> as fuck
  511. [00:49] <+DuelMC> No he flees the scene
  512. [00:49] <cxcafk> I want the snipe to happen
  513. [00:49] <cxcafk> and crusoe to die
  514. 01[00:49] <+Namtab> It's funnier to have this as a public duel
  515. [00:49] <cxcafk> no i shanked him
  516. [00:49] <cxcafk> with a 10/10
  517. [00:49] <cxcafk> hes dead as shit
  518. [00:49] <+Sniper4625> lol
  519. 01[00:49] <+Namtab> if crusoe wants his character to be on the run from ezo law
  520. 01[00:49] <+Namtab> i'm happy with that
  521. [00:49] <cxcafk> I call
  522. [00:49] <cxcafk> bullshit
  523. [00:49] <+DuelMC> This is the most disruptive duel ever
  524. [00:49] <Colonel_Wood> leave the crusoe stuff out
  525. [00:49] <+DuelMC> I like it.
  526. [00:49] <cxcafk> if everyone random shit
  527. [00:49] <cxcafk> can be
  528. [00:49] <RSchumann> I'm on the run
  529. [00:49] <cxcafk> canon
  530. [00:49] <cxcafk> but not mine
  531. [00:49] <cxcafk> No your dead
  532. [00:49] <cxcafk> god damn
  533. [00:49] <RSchumann> god damn it
  534. [00:49] <cxcafk> [19:47] <cxcafk> cxc stabs crusoe as he runs
  535. [00:49] <cxcafk> [19:47] <cxcafk> .roll 1d10
  536. 12[00:49] <cxcafk> [19:47] <+Namtab> Colonel_Wood has a limp
  537. [00:49] <cxcafk> [19:47] <siri> cxcafk: 10 (1d10=10)
  538. [00:50] <RSchumann> fuck you cxc
  539. 01[00:50] <+Namtab> How about you didn't kill him cxc
  540. [00:50] <+DuelMC> Well, even discounting Crusoe
  541. [00:50] <+Sniper4625> lol
  542. [00:50] <cxcafk> no
  543. 12[00:50] <+DuelMC> Namtab is still passed out from blood loss
  544. [00:50] <cxcafk> hes dead
  545. [00:50] <+DuelMC> And will likely die
  546. [00:50] <cxcafk> as shit
  547. [00:50] <RSchumann> what the fuck duelmc
  548. 01[00:50] <+Namtab> but all of Ezo knows his crime
  549. [00:50] <RSchumann> I need to be a bandit and outlaw now
  550. [00:50] <cxcafk> no hes dead
  551. [00:50] <cxcafk> I want
  552. [00:50] <+DuelMC> You can join the Silver Samurai
  553. [00:50] <cxcafk> a body count
  554. [00:50] <cxcafk> greater than my age
  555. [00:50] <+DuelMC> You can't rack up random body counts lol
  556. 01[00:50] <+Namtab> you were in war, you already do
  557. [00:50] <cxcafk> than why can he
  558. [00:50] <cxcafk> randomly shoot
  559. [00:50] <cxcafk> niggas
  560. [00:50] <+DuelMC> .roll 1d100
  561. [00:50] <siri> DuelMC: 15 (1d100=15)
  562. [00:50] <cxcafk> but I cant
  563. 01[00:50] <+Namtab> I think having the shogun be there is a little...
  564. [00:50] <RSchumann> I did
  565. [00:50] <+DuelMC> 15 of your sisters die!
  566. [00:50] <RSchumann> 3 actions
  567. [00:50] <RSchumann> four actions
  568. [00:51] <+Sniper4625> can someone write up what happened
  569. [00:51] <RSchumann> I tried to smack nam
  570. [00:51] <+Sniper4625> canonly
  571. [00:51] <+Sniper4625> cause im confused
  572. [00:51] <RSchumann> I tried to shoot wood
  573. [00:51] <cxcafk> schuman
  574. [00:51] <+DuelMC> lol
  575. [00:51] <RSchumann> I stomped on nams head
  576. [00:51] <cxcafk> is dead
  577. [00:51] <cxcafk> >:(
  578. [00:51] <cxcafk> [19:47] <cxcafk> cxc stabs crusoe as he runs
  579. [00:51] <cxcafk> [19:47] <cxcafk> .roll 1d10
  580. 12[00:51] <cxcafk> [19:47] <+Namtab> Colonel_Wood has a limp
  581. [00:51] <cxcafk> [19:47] <siri> cxcafk: 10 (1d10=10)
  582. [00:51] <cxcafk> DEAD
  583. [00:51] <RSchumann> then get a perfect shot at his heart
  584. [00:51] <+DuelMC> You are 14 so that is literally a higher body count
  585. [00:51] <cxcafk> dead schuman
  586. [00:51] <cxcafk> I demand this
  587. [00:51] <Colonel_Wood> bam bam bam
  588. 12[00:51] <+DuelMC> Canonly everything I said up to and including Namtab going into shock is canon
  589. [00:51] <+DuelMC> Thomas crusoe's post duel interference is yet to be decided
  590. 01[00:51] <+Namtab> Here's the canon: I die, RSchumann is on the run cause all Ezo knows he murdered me at the end of the duel, Colonel_Wood has a limp and a scar, knows he very nearly died, is conflicted over role of gaijin in duel
  591. [00:51] <cxcafk> If his shit works
  592. [00:51] <+DuelMC> But I may keep it if it's suitable
  593. [00:51] <cxcafk> then mine does
  594. [00:52] <cxcafk> is all im sainyg
  595. [00:52] <+DuelMC> Yeah but you tried to murder everyone
  596. 01[00:52] <+Namtab> I rejoin in 3 weeks as education secretary
  597. [00:52] <+DuelMC> Like what were your actions cx lol
  598. [00:52] <cxcafk> [19:47] <cxcafk> cxc stabs crusoe as he runs
  599. [00:52] <cxcafk> [19:47] <cxcafk> .roll 1d10
  600. 12[00:52] <cxcafk> [19:47] <+Namtab> Colonel_Wood has a limp
  601. [00:52] <cxcafk> [19:47] <siri> cxcafk: 10 (1d10=10)
  602. 03[00:52] * DuelMC is now known as maxRob
  603. [00:52] <cxcafk> that
  604. [00:52] <cxcafk> lol
  605. [00:52] <+maxRob> Hmm, actually
  606. [00:52] <cxcafk> canonly
  607. [00:52] <cxcafk> he shot my lover
  608. [00:52] <+maxRob> Sure, if Crusoe does run, you do stab him
  609. [00:52] <cxcafk> as he was in comma
  610. [00:52] <cxcafk> lol
  611. [00:52] <cxcafk> I have a valid ffluff reason
  612. [00:52] <cxcafk> to shannk him
  613. [00:52] <+maxRob> Thomas Crusoe also has a limp now
  614. [00:52] <cxcafk> and is dead
  615. 01[00:53] <+Namtab> on the run w/a limp
  616. 01[00:53] <+Namtab> nice
  617. [00:53] <+maxRob> But he still manages to somehow run away in all of the excitement
  618. [00:53] <+maxRob> It wasn't a killing stab
  619. [00:53] <cxcafk> how
  620. 01[00:53] <+Namtab> Can we only kill off 1 PC in a turn
  621. [00:53] <cxcafk> it was 10/10
  622. [00:53] <+Sniper4625> wood got a 25/25
  623. [00:53] <+maxRob> Should've used a bigger dice!!!!
  624. [00:53] <+maxRob> kekekeke
  625. [00:53] <cxcafk> what the fuck is a killing stab if 100/100 isnt
  626. [00:53] <+Sniper4625> and it just hit his arm
  627. [00:53] <cxcafk> .roll 1d1000
  628. [00:53] <siri> cxcafk: 299 (1d1000=299)
  629. [00:53] <cxcafk> .roll 1d100
  630. [00:53] <siri> cxcafk: 89 (1d100=89)
  631. [00:53] <cxcafk> there
  632. [00:53] <cxcafk> DEAD
  633. [00:53] <+maxRob> Okay how about this
  634. 01[00:53] <+Namtab> yo, Colonel_Wood
  635. 01[00:53] <+Namtab> good duel
  636. 01[00:53] <+Namtab> gg buddy
  637. [00:54] <+maxRob> You stab Thomas Crusoe who is in critical condition but he manages to flee the scene... somehow...
  638. [00:54] <cxcafk> how
  639. [00:54] <cxcafk> lol
  640. [00:54] <cxcafk> this makes no sense
  641. [00:54] <cxcafk> so hes stabbed
  642. 01[00:54] <+Namtab> just keep him alive dude
  643. [00:54] <+maxRob> Perhaps he is being aided???
  644. [00:54] <cxcafk> and then runs like a kenyan
  645. [00:54] <cxcafk> to safety
  646. 01[00:54] <+Namtab> Ezo manhunt
  647. [00:54] <cxcafk> But muh bodycount
  648. [00:54] <+maxRob> Nah, he doesn't run so much as scramble through the ensuing riot and excitement
  649. [00:54] <cxcafk> is not high enough
  650. [00:54] <cxcafk> I need more blood
  651. 01[00:54] <+Namtab> Dude you killed hundreds of meiji troops
  652. [00:54] <+maxRob> lol cx this duel isn't about you though
  653. [00:54] <cxcafk> bloood
  654. [00:55] <cxcafk> I challenge wood to a duel
  655. 01[00:55] <+Namtab> Why was the shogun watching my diel?
  656. [00:55] <cxcafk> blunderbuss at noon
  657. 01[00:55] <+Namtab> why the hell was crusoe at the duel?
  658. [00:55] <+maxRob> It's okay, in this mid-turn event I will give you a bonus news story I had previously was going to write but hadn't yet
  659. [00:55] <+maxRob> Crusoe could be at the duel, it's public
  660. [00:55] <+Sniper4625> I was there!
  661. [00:55] <cxcafk> wood
  662. [00:55] <+Sniper4625> currently on my third cigar
  663. [00:55] <cxcafk> do you accept my challenge
  664. [00:55] <+Sniper4625> also I brought a flask
  665. [00:55] <cxcafk> of blunderbuss
  666. [00:55] <cxcafk> at noon
  667. [00:55] <RSchumann> ok
  668. 02[00:55] * Hugo_Strange ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
  669. [00:55] <+Sniper4625> whats the open container laws in ezo
  670. [00:55] <RSchumann> last pit of cannon
  671. [00:55] <RSchumann> SIC
  672. [00:55] <RSchumann> MOTHER
  673. [00:55] <RSchumann> FUCKING
  674. [00:55] <RSchumann> SEMPER
  675. [00:56] <RSchumann> TYRANNIS
  676. [00:56] <+maxRob> WAIT
  677. [00:56] <RSchumann> TYRANNES*
  678. [00:56] <+maxRob> I GET IT now
  679. [00:56] <+maxRob> Thomas Crusoe flees just like the Russian from the Pine Barrens episode of The Sopranos
  680. [00:56] <+maxRob> Somehow gets away
  681. 01[00:56] <+Namtab> Damn
  682. [00:56] <+maxRob> It's authorial fiat, it's not supposed to make sense!
  683. 01[00:56] <+Namtab> This was a fun event
  684. [00:56] <cxcafk> not enough
  685. [00:56] <cxcafk> death
  686. 01[00:56] <+Namtab> wonder how josef will deel
  687. [00:56] <+maxRob> I hope you guys liked it
  688. [00:56] <cxcafk> we need atleast
  689. [00:56] <cxcafk> 5 pcs
  690. [00:57] <cxcafk> dead a week
  691. 01[00:57] <+Namtab> uh cxc you get to start an ezo manhunt for gaijin now
  692. [00:57] <+Sniper4625> whoah
  693. [00:57] <+Sniper4625> what's tat
  694. [00:57] <+Sniper4625> about
  695. [00:57] <cxcafk> I ALREADY FUCKING HAVE TO DO THAT
  696. [00:57] <cxcafk> for the bombs
  697. [00:57] <cxcafk> *caps
  698. [00:57] <+Sniper4625> why are we hunting gaijin
  699. [00:57] <+Sniper4625> why would gaijin be the bombers
  700. [00:57] <+Sniper4625> this makesw
  701. [00:57] <+Sniper4625> no sense
  702. [00:57] <+Sniper4625> as Chairman of the Investigatory Commission
  703. [00:57] <cxcafk> im killing
  704. [00:57] <+Sniper4625> I must object to the targetted hunting of gaijin
  705. [00:57] <cxcafk> everyone
  706. [00:57] <+maxRob> lol
  707. 12[00:57] <Colonel_Wood> is namtab dead
  708. [00:57] <Colonel_Wood> y/n
  709. [00:57] <cxcafk> as an acton
  710. [00:57] <+maxRob> I'm offline for now, have fun
  711. 01[00:57] <+Namtab> y
  712. [00:57] <cxcafk> im getting
  713. 01[00:57] <+Namtab> I died
  714. [00:57] <+Sniper4625> lol
  715. [00:57] <cxcafk> elephant calvalry
  716. 12[00:57] <+maxRob> Namtab is dead for all intents and purposes
  717. [00:58] <cxcafk> and running congress over
  718. [00:58] <+maxRob> Let's just put it that way
  719. 01[00:58] <+Namtab> Here's the canon: I die, RSchumann is on the run cause all Ezo knows he murdered me at the end of the duel, Colonel_Wood has a limp and a scar, knows he very nearly died, is conflicted over role of gaijin in duel, shogun gave RSchumann a limp
  720. 01[00:58] <+Namtab> and I think that's enough fucking drama for the opening event
  721. [00:58] <+maxRob> Yeah I'm writing that up after
  722. 01[00:58] <+Namtab> can't wait for the main event, president vs litos
  723. [00:58] <+maxRob> I'll be back in half an hour
  724. [00:58] <cxcafk> so im def
  725. [00:59] <+maxRob> Yeah there's gonna be huge body counts in that way
  726. [00:59] <cxcafk> crashing that one
  727. [00:59] <cxcafk> and killing
  728. [00:59] <cxcafk> both the president and litos
  729. [00:59] <cxcafk> schuman give me a revolver
  730. [00:59] <+Sniper4625> lol
  731. [00:59] <+Sniper4625> you stabbed him
  732. [00:59] <+Sniper4625> and then you ask for a revolver
  733. 01[00:59] <+Namtab> damn that was badass when I shot Colonel_Wood's gun out of his hand
  734. 01[00:59] <+Namtab> then got sniped in the heart
  735. [00:59] <+Sniper4625> it was a good shot
  736. 01[00:59] <+Namtab> nearly had it
  737. [00:59] <Colonel_Wood> fight should have been over when I got the crit
  738. 01[01:00] <+Namtab> stop complaining
  739. 01[01:00] <+Namtab> you won, we had fun
  740. [01:00] <+Sniper4625> heh
  741. [01:00] <+Sniper4625> and you have a wicked scar
  742. [01:00] <+Sniper4625> scars own
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  745. [01:00] <Colonel_Wood> yeah
  746. 01[01:00] <+Namtab> besides:
  747. 01[01:00] <+Namtab> [00:21] <Namtab> I'm not a total dick, I'll "accidentally" go for non lethal
  748. 01[01:00] <+Namtab> [00:22] <DuelMC> Okay sure
  749. 01[01:00] <+Namtab> [00:22] <Namtab> Seems mean spirited to kill him off
  750. 01[01:00] <+Namtab> [00:22] <Namtab> on his first go
  751. 01[01:00] <+Namtab> [00:22] <Namtab> if I win
  752. 01[01:00] <+Namtab> [00:22] <DuelMC> Okay, sure thing
  753. 01[01:00] <+Namtab> [00:26] <Namtab> If I win he comes to in hospital w/a note on him saying "you're not even worth killing"
  754. [01:01] <Colonel_Wood> Litos-FSAD is going to be a WWE match
  755. [01:01] <Colonel_Wood> With guys running in to interfere like crazy
  756. 01[01:01] <+Namtab> zombie matsudaira gives FSAD a stone cold stunner
  757. [01:01] <+Sniper4625> lollll
  758. 01[01:02] <+Namtab> Ithink their duel will prob be more organised tho
  759. [01:02] <+maxRob> It will
  760. [01:02] <+maxRob> Undpubtedly
  761. [01:02] <+maxRob> This one was just for fun
  762. 01[01:02] <+Namtab> The chaotic one is fun for something insignificant and opens up new plotlines for the game
  763. 01[01:03] <+Namtab> and allows me to retire this character with a bit of style
  764. 01[01:03] <+Namtab> Their one is more organised cause it's the fucking president fighting
  765. [01:04] <+maxRob> Yeap, ok bbl
  766. [01:04] <+maxRob> Good duel, guys
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  770. [01:06] <Colonel_Wood> prob gonna have a full army contingent
  771. [01:06] <Colonel_Wood> Standing guard
  772. [01:06] <+Sniper4625> ?
  773. [01:07] <+Sniper4625> who
  774. [01:07] <+Sniper4625> where
  775. [01:07] <+Sniper4625> what
  776. [01:07] <Colonel_Wood> at the prez duel
  777. [01:07] <+Sniper4625> ah
  778. [01:07] <+Sniper4625> LMM does provide protective services
  779. [01:07] <+Sniper4625> for reasonable fees
  780. 02[01:08] * +maxRob ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 183 seconds)
  781. 01[01:08] <+Namtab> so Colonel_Wood how does it feel that a gaijin murdered me and disturbed the sanctity of our duel?
  782. [01:08] <Colonel_Wood> what
  783. [01:08] <Colonel_Wood> is that canon
  784. [01:08] <Colonel_Wood> I don't think he shot youy
  785. [01:08] <Colonel_Wood> gonna go for a run
  786. [01:08] <Colonel_Wood> be back in a little bit
  787. [01:08] <+Sniper4625> yeah he shot him
  788. [01:08] <+Sniper4625> iirc
  789. [01:09] <+Sniper4625> on the other hand it was after you fell unconcious
  790. [01:09] <+Sniper4625> and wood's gun got boomed
  791. [01:09] <+Sniper4625> so
  792. [01:09] <+Sniper4625> duel was over
  793. [01:09] <+Sniper4625> rschumann's a murderer(?)
  794. [01:09] <+Sniper4625> excitement abounds
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