Anon - Derpy's Kid

>Be Anonymous
>You transfered to Canterlot High a few years ago
>Now you're here living in Equestriaville
>You work at a local pharmacy
>The job pays enough for you to keep your house and buy food for a month
>As you were going downstairs to cook some bacon and eggs for breakfast, you hear the doorbell ring
>You walk over to the door and open it
>A bright flash of light blinds you
>You cover your eyes and muttered
"Fucking Sun."
>"What was that, Anon?
>As you focused your eyes to the person infront of you
>She has blond hair and crossed yellow eyes
"Hey Derpy."
>"I got a mail for you Anon!"
>She reaches in her bag to grab a letter
>She hands it you
"Uhh Derpy...this is for Mr. Cake"
>"Oh, sorry 'bout that Anon, I just don't know what went wrong."
>God this girl is cute
>But isn't she married
>and she has a kid?
"How's Dinky, Derpy?"


>"BOO!"
>Dinky jumps out from behind her mother in an attempt to startle you
>She's wearing her mother's hat, cute
>"Did I get you good, Mister Anon?"
>You don't want to disappoint such a cute girl, right Anon?
"Yah, you did Dinky...you scared me good."
>Wait isn't it a Tuesday today?
"Don't you have school today Dinks?"
>"Nope."
>Derpy finally hands out your letter and says in a cheery tone
>"Anon, do you have something to do today?"
>Now why would she ask that?
"Nope, why?"
>"Do you want to eat dinner with me and Dinky tonight?"
>The glimmer of hope in her eyes brighten more as you say
"Ok, Derpy"
>You say with a smile