your_turn_to_ban_01.mp3
Your turn to ban!

your_turn_to_ban_02.mp3
It's your turn to ban, dummy!

your_turn_to_ban_03.mp3
It's your turn to ban. Hello?

your_turn_to_ban_04.mp3
Your turn to ban.

your_turn_to_pick_01.mp3
Your turn to pick, bro.

your_turn_to_pick_02.mp3
Your turn to pick.

your_turn_to_pick_03.mp3
Uh hello! It's your turn to pick.

enemy_turn_to_ban_01.mp3
Enemy's turn to ban.

enemy_turn_to_ban_02.mp3
Enemy's turn to ban, baby.

enemy_turn_to_pick_01.mp3
Enemy's turn to pick.

enemy_turn_to_pick_02.mp3
It's the enemy's turn to pick. Relax.

enemy_turn_to_pick_03.mp3
Enemy's turn. To pick.

enemy_turn_to_pick_04.mp3
Enemy's turn to pick.

radiant_team_ban_01.mp3
Radiant team ban!

radiant_team_ban_02.mp3
Radiant team ban!

radiant_team_pick_01.mp3
Radiant team pick.

radiant_team_pick_02.mp3
C'mon Radiant team, you gotta pick 'em right.

dire_team_ban_01.mp3
Dire team ban.

dire_team_ban_03.mp3
Oh, Dire team ban!

dire_team_ban_02.mp3
Uh, Dire team ban.

dire_team_pick_01.mp3
Dire team pick.

dire_team_pick_02.mp3
Go Dire team. Pick em up. Pick em out.

dire_team_pick_03.mp3
Come on Dire team. Pick it good.

your_team_is_complete_01.mp3
Ah, congratulations. Your team is complete.

your_team_is_complete_02.mp3
Well you got yourself a complete team there, honcho!

radiant_team_complete_01.mp3
After all the trials and tribulations, the Radiant team is complete!

radiant_team_complete_02.mp3
Radiant team is complete!

dire_team_complete_01.mp3
Dire's team is complete.

dire_team_complete_02.mp3
What do you know? Dire after all this time their team is complete.

game_started_01.mp3
Round up your characters and let's get this party started.

10_seconds_to_pick_01.mp3
You really gotta pick a hero. You got 10 seconds left.

10_seconds_to_pick_02.mp3
Oh man. Rick, there's only 10 seconds left to pick a hero.

5_seconds_left_to_pick_01.mp3
Um. You better pick your hero. 5 seconds.

5_seconds_left_to_pick_02.mp3
Yeah, 5 seconds left now.

5_seconds_left_to_pick_03.mp3
5 seconds, Morty. It'll be fine.

reserve_time_01.mp3
Reserve time!

reserve_time_02.mp3
Reserve time!

reserve_time_03.mp3
Well what do you know! It's reserve time!

reserve_time_04.mp3
Hey Morty guess what time it is? I don't know Rick, what is it? It's reserve time!

choose_your_hero_01.mp3
Choose your hero!

choose_your_hero_02.mp3
Hey! Choose your hero.

choose_your_hero_03.mp3
Uhhh choose your hero!

choose_your_hero_04.mp3
Get up on in here and choose that hero!

choose_your_hero_05.mp3
Oh, alright, time to choose your hero.

about_to_start_burp.mp3
Uh Moooorty it's about to start Morty.

about_to_start_01.mp3
Alright Morty. The game's about to start.

game_start_standing_around_02.mp3
Why aren't they doing anything? They're just standing around? Relax, Morty.

game_start_follow_my_lead.mp3
Oh geez Rick, we're in some real trouble. I know Morty, just follow my lead!

game_start_lets_party.mp3
Oxygen-rich atmosphere. Giant testicle monsters. We'll be fine. Let's partaaaay!

win_the_game_question.mp3
What are we here for again? Trying to help these guys win a game? Right, yeah, okay.

60_seconds_start_01.mp3
60 seconds. 60 seconds to game start!

30_seconds_start_01.mp3
Um. 30 seconds to game start.

30_seconds_start_02.mp3
Hoo, 30 seconds until th-th-this place goes ham.

30_seconds_start_03.mp3
Hoo. 30 seconds until the game starts, Rick! I'm getting my things ready Morty.

about_to_start_cuddle_in.mp3
Oh my god the battle's about to start. Relax! Relax, Morty. C'mere, cuddle in with me.

about_to_start_03.mp3
Morty, don't look now but the battle's about to start! Oh my god I ain't ready for this!

game_start_nervous_02.mp3
Morty I'm getting ready for the game to start in 30 seconds. Ohh, I'm scared.

jit_goes_ham_02.mp3
30 seconds until jit goes ham in the dollar store, Morty.

about_to_start_02.mp3
Here we go, Rick. The battle's about to go. Ugh, oh.

horn_reaction_01.mp3
Who's that blowing the horn? Can somebody stop blowing that horn?

horn_reaction_02.mp3
Who? Who keeps? Who keeps blowing that stupid horn?

pesky_horn.mp3
Well, there's that pesky horn.

game_start_nervous_01.mp3
G-game start! It starts. It started!

game_started_03.mp3
Oh right, now it's on baby! Oh oh jeez!

game_started_04.mp3
Oh! Look at this game. It just started, baby!

your_top_tower_ua_01.mp3
Your to-ugh-op tower's under attack.

your_top_tower_ua_02.mp3
Your top tower's under attack.

your_top_tower_ua_03.mp3
Your top tower's under attack.

your_top_tower_ua_04.mp3
Oh geez, your top tower's under attack.

your_top_tower_ua_05.mp3
Oh boy. Your your your your your top tower's under attack.

top_tower_under_attack_01.mp3
Oh geez Rick. The top tower's getting hit!

top_tower_under_attack_02.mp3
Ahh, Morty you're not going to like this: the top tower's under attack. Ohhhh sheesh!

top_tower_under_attack_03.mp3
Yyyyyyou gotta get serious. Top tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_01.mp3
Your middle tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_02.mp3
Your middle tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_03.mp3
Oh ho! Middle tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_04.mp3
Oh geez! Middle tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_05.mp3
Oh c'mon! Middle tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_06.mp3
Oh geez! Middle tower's under attack.

middle_tower_under_attack_01.mp3
Morty, uh, middle tower, might wanna look at it. Oh! Middle tower is under attack!

your_bottom_tower_ua_01.mp3
Your bottom tower's under attack!

your_bottom_tower_ua_02.mp3
Your bottom tower's under attack!

your_bottom_tower_ua_03.mp3
Your bottom tower's under attack!

bottom_tower_under_attack_01.mp3
You know Rick, I gotta tell you my bottom tower is looking pretty good! Morty, bottom tower under attack! Ohhh!

radiants_topt_ua_01.mp3
Radiant's top tower is under attack.

radiants_topt_ua_02.mp3
Radiant's top tower is under attack

radiants_mid_ua_01.mp3
Radiant's middle tower is under attack.

radiants_mid_ua_02.mp3
Radiant's middle tower is under attack.

radiants_mid_ua_03.mp3
Radiant's middle tower is under attack.

radiants_bot_ua_01.mp3
Radiant's bottom tower is under attack.

radiants_bot_ua_02.mp3
Oh! Radiant's bottom tower is under attack!

dire_top_ua_01.mp3
Dire's top tower is under attack.

dire_top_ua_02.mp3
Dire's top tower is under attack.

dire_mid_ua_01.mp3
Dire's middle tower's under attack.

dire_mid_ua_02.mp3
Dire's middle tower is under attack.

dire_mid_ua_03.mp3
Oh boy, Dire's middle tower is under attack.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_01.mp3
Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_02.mp3
Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_03.mp3
Ohhh! Dire's bottom tower is under attack.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_04.mp3
Oh boy, Dire's bottom tower is getting hit.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_05.mp3
Uh, those little rascals are hitting Dire's bottom tower.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_06.mp3
Oh geez, Morty, they're going after Dire's bottom tower.

your_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3
Oh! Your top tower's fallen.

your_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3
Oh! Your top tower's obliterated. Way to go.

your_top_tower_fallen_03.mp3
Oh! Your top tower just took it right in the you-know-what.

your_top_tower_fallen_04.mp3
Oh geez, your top tower's as good as done.

your_top_tower_fallen_05.mp3
Top tower just got turned into trash.

your_top_tower_fallen_06.mp3
Your top just got shattered.

top_tower_destroyed_01.mp3
Ahh, top tower. Loved it. I loved it!

your_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3
Your middle tower just bit the big one.

your_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3
Oh man, your middle tower just got destroyed.

your_middle_tower_fallen_03.mp3
Great! Your middle tower. You can't use that anymore, it's gone.

your_middle_tower_fallen_04.mp3
Oh boy, your middle tower just took a big crap.

your_bottom_tower_falllen_01.mp3
Your bottom tower is gonzo, baby!

your_bottom_tower_falllen_02.mp3
You might wanna kiss your bottom tower goodbye, because it's gone.

your_bottom_tower_falllen_03.mp3
Hey Morty, guess what's not there? The bottom tower.

enemy_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3
The enemy's top tower has fallen!

enemy_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3
Whoa! The enemy's top tower got destroyed.

enemy_top_tower_fallen_03.mp3
Whoowowo they took out the enemy's top tower.

enemy_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3
Oh! The enemy's middle tower's gone. Serves them right.

enemy_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3
Oh they took out the enemy's middle tower! Ho ho ha ha ho ho!

enemy_bottom_tower_fallen_01.mp3
Oh the enemy just denied their bottom tower. It's gone. They did it.

enemy_bottom_tower_fallen_02.mp3
Hooray, the enemy's bottom tower is destroyed. Hooray.

radiant_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3
Radiant's top tower has fallen.

radiant_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3
Radiant's top tower is destroyed.

radiant_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3
Radiant's middle tower is destroyed!

radiant_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3
Radiant's middle tower just got rekt.

radiants_bottom_tower_fallen_01.mp3
Way to go! Radiant's bottom tower's completely gone.

radiant_bottom_tower_fallen_02.mp3
Couldn't do much about Radiant's bottom tower, could you?

dire_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3
Dire's top tower is done for.

dire_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3
Dire's top tower has fallen.

dire_top_tower_fallen_03.mp3
It's not my problem but Dire's top tower just fell.

dire_top_tower_fallen_04.mp3
I wonder what they're going to build where Dire's top tower used to be.

dire_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3
Dire's middle tower just took a big beating. It's gone.

dire_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3
Dire's middle tower. It's gone.

dire_bottom_tower_fallen_01.mp3
Oh great, Dire's bottom tower just got destroyed.

dire_bottom_tower_fallen_02.mp3
What's the matter with you? Dire's bottom tower's destroyed.

denied_your_top_tower_01.mp3
Ooo, you denied your top tower.

denied_your_top_tower_02.mp3
Quick moving! You denied your top tower!

denied_middle_tower_01.mp3
Oh, nobody's getting nothing from this middle tower because it got denied, just in time.

denied_your_middle_tower_01.mp3
Ooo, you denied your middle tower. Nice work.

denied_your_bottom_tower_01.mp3
On man you denied that bottom tower. Way to go!

denied_your_bottom_tower_02.mp3
Oh geez, the bottom tower got denied. That's great news.

enemy_top_tower_denied_01.mp3
Dumb enemy denied their top tower.

enemy_top_tower_denied_02.mp3
Oh great, the enemy's just sitting there denying their top tower.

enemy_middle_tower_denied_01.mp3
Oh man, the enemy denied their middle tower.

enemy_middle_tower_denied_02.mp3
What are we supposed to do when the enemy denies their middle tower like this.

enemy_bottom_tower_denied_01.mp3
Oh boy the enemy denied their bottom tower.

enemy_bottom_tower_denied_02.mp3
Oh great, the enemy just denied their bottom tower.

radiant_top_tower_denied_01.mp3
Radiant's top tower is officially denied.

radiant_top_tower_denied_02.mp3
Oh boy what do you know. Radiant's top tower's been denied.

radiant_middle_tower_denied_01.mp3
Little birdie told me that Radiant's middle tower is denied.

radiant_middle_tower_denied_02.mp3
Heard a rumor: Radiant's middle tower's denied.

radiant_bottom_tower_denied_03.mp3
Oh geez. Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.

radiant_bottom_tower_denied_04.mp3
Oh damn homie! Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.

dire_top_tower_denied_01.mp3
Dire's top tower, it's denied.

dire_top_tower_denied_02.mp3
Dire's top tower's denied.

dire_middle_tower_denied_01.mp3
Oh boy! Dire's middle tower's been denied. What are you gonna do now?

dire_middle_tower_denied_02.mp3
Oh, Dire's middle tower's denied.

dire_bottom_tower_denied_01.mp3
Oh man, Dire's bottom tower's denied.

dire_bottom_tower_denied_02.mp3
Uh, Dire's bottom tower's denied. Ohh.

your_top_rax_ua_01.mp3
Your top barracks are under attack.

your_top_rax_ua_02.mp3
Watch out. Your top barracks are getting hit.

your_top_rax_ua_03.mp3
They're swarming your top barracks right now.

your_middle_rax_ua_01.mp3
Oh geez, they're swarming your middle barracks.

your_middle_rax_ua_02.mp3
They're coming after your middle barracks.

your_middle_rax_ua_03.mp3
They're fighting against your middle barracks right now.

your_bottom_rax_ua_01.mp3
Ugh, bottom barracks are getting hurt, baby!

your_bottom_rax_ua_02.mp3
You know they're tearing into your bottom barracks now, right?

your_bottom_rax_ua_03.mp3
I don't know if you know this but your bottom barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_top_rax_ua_01.mp3
Well, there you go. Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_top_rax_ua_02.mp3
What's up with Radiant? Their top barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_top_rax_ua_03.mp3
I don't know if you know this but Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_middle_rax_ua_01.mp3
Oh boy. Radiant's middle barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_middle_rax_ua_02.mp3
Radiant's middle barracks are getting rummaged over.

radiant_middle_rax_ua_03.mp3
Radiant's middle barracks are getting hit.

radiant_bottom_rax_ua_01.mp3
Come on, Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_bottom_rax_ua_02.mp3
Radiant's bottom barracks are really taking a licking.

radiant_bottom_rax_ua_03.mp3
Radiant's bottom barracks are getting torn apart.

dire_top_rax_ua_01.mp3
Dire's top barracks are getting hit.

dire_top_rax_ua_02.mp3
Dire's top barracks are really taking a whipping.

dire_middle_rax_ua_01.mp3
Dire's middle barracks are really getting plunged in a sea of abuse.

dire_middle_rax_ua_02.mp3
Dire's middle barracks are getting attacked.

dire_middle_rax_ua_03.mp3
Dire's middle barracks are getting plunged into a sea of abuse.

dire_bottom_rax_ua_01.mp3
Dire's bottom barracks are really taking a licking and but it's not keeping on ticking.

dire_bottom_rax_ua_02.mp3
Boy there's some angry people beating up on Dire's bottom barracks.

dire_bottom_rax_ua_03.mp3
There's some angry characters beating up on Dire's bottom barracks.

your_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3
Welp, you don't have any top barracks anymore.

your_top_rax_fallen_02.mp3
Your top barracks? Yeah, they're gone now.

your_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3
Oh! Your middle barracks just got wiped off the face of the map.

middle_rax_destroyed_01.mp3
Oh boy Morty. Uh, middle barracks are gone.

your_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3
Oh man, the bottom barracks were my favorite. Now they're not there anymore.

your_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3
Hey Mo-ugh-ory, there's no bottom barracks anymore. Sorry player.

enemy_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3
The enemy's top barracks just got riggity riggity reeeeekt son!

enemy_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3
Enemy's middle barracks just got reeekt, baby!

enemy_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3
Enemy's bottom barracks are gone. Let's all say a prayer.

enemy_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3
This just in: the enemy's bottom barracks are destroyyyyed!

radiant_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3
Welp, there goes Radiant's top barracks.

radiant_top_rax_fallen_02.mp3
Ah! Radiant's top barracks have fallen.

radiant_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3
Radiant's middle barracks are as good as gone.

radiant_middle_rax_fallen_02.mp3
Radiant's middle barracks. What a joke.

radiant_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3
I didn't think Radiant's bottom barracks would go that quick.

radiant_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3
Man I'm pissed! Radiant's bottom barracks are gone and I'm pissed!

dire_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3
Dire's top barracks are, uh, obliterated.

dire_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3
Dire's middle barracks are poof, disappeared.

dire_middle_rax_fallen_02.mp3
Oh no Dire's middle barracks are gone. Ohh.

dire_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3
Dire's bottom barracks just... They've seen better days.

dire_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3
Dire's top barracks have been completely cut down to size. As in they're gone.

dire_bottom_rax_fallen_03.mp3
Oh. Dire's bottom barracks are hit and they're done.

you_now_have_megas_01.mp3
Oh man, I can't believe it, you got megacreeps. You got a bunch of megacreeps.

you_now_have_megas_02.mp3
Oh snap! You got megacreeps on your corner homie!

you_now_have_megas_03.mp3
Oh damn! You just got megacreeps. You know what that means. This thing is checked and mated.

enemy_now_has_megas_01.mp3
Oh crap the enemy has megacreeps.

enemy_now_has_megas_02.mp3
Oh wonderful. You went and let the enemy get megacreeps.

enemy_now_has_megas_03.mp3
Oh wonderful, the enemy's just managed to scrounge up a bunch of megacreeps.

enemy_now_has_megas_04.mp3
Oh geez. The enemy's got megacreeps. This is ridiculous.

radiant_now_has_megas_01.mp3
Oh boy! Radiant's got a bunch of megacreeps!

dire_now_has_megas_01.mp3
Hey I'm just throwing this out there but Dire has megacreeps.

dire_now_has_megas_02.mp3
They got their megacreeps from the megacreep bush. They plucked em up and they're ready to go. Dire, that is. Talking about Dire.

dire_now_has_megas_03.mp3
Oh, Dire's got the megacreeps.

your_ancient_under_attack_01.mp3
Hey dummy, your ancient's under attack.

your_ancient_under_attack_02.mp3
Hey geez, why don't you start taking things seriously. Because your ancient is under attack.

your_ancient_under_attack_03.mp3
Hey what do you think this is a game? Your ancient's under attack!

radiant_ancient_under_attack_01.mp3
Radiant's ancient is under attack!

radiant_ancient_under_attack_02.mp3
Oh crap! Radiant's ancient is under attack!

radiant_ancient_under_attack_03.mp3
Hey! Just so you know, Radiant's ancient is under attack. That could really seal the deal.

dire_ancient_under_attack_01.mp3
Dire's ancient is under attack!

dire_ancient_under_attack_02.mp3
Oh no! Uh, Dire's ancient is under attack!

dire_ancient_under_attack_03.mp3
Oh boy, Dire's ancient's under attack. You know what that means? Spells ugh trouble.

dire_ancient_under_attack_04.mp3
Oh! Dire's ancient's under attack. Ooooh!

roshan_fallen_to_dire_01.mp3
Oh! Roshan's fallen to the Dire.

roshan_fallen_to_dire_02.mp3
Oh man, looks like the Dire got to Roshan just a little bit before everybody else could.

roshan_fallen_to_dire_03.mp3
Oh, Roshan just got slaughtered by the Dire.

roshan_fallen_to_dire_04.mp3
Boy Morty, you know that Roshan guy that just got killed by Dire. He owed me money.

roshan_fallen_to_radiant_01.mp3
Oh boy, Roshan just got taken out by the, by the Radiant.

roshan_fallen_to_radiant_02.mp3
Alright, Radiant just wiped out the Roshan guy!

roshan_fallen_to_radiant_03.mp3
Oh, let me tell you that Roshan, he just delivered a bunch of goodies, to the Radiant.

roshan_fallen_to_radiant_04.mp3
I'll tell you something about the Radiant, they sure know how to kill Roshan. It's about time someone took him out, he's a weirdo. Yeah, he's giant and weird.

radiant_courier_killed_01.mp3
Oh geez, Radiant's courier just got killed.

radiant_courier_killed_02.mp3
Radiant's courier just got killed. You know how much stuff he was carrying?

radiant_courier_killed_03.mp3
Whoa! They just killed Radiant's courier!

dire_courier_killed_01.mp3
Oohhh, Dire's courier just got killed.

dire_courier_killed_02.mp3
Dire's courier got killed, are you kidding me? Weak.

dire_courier_killed_03.mp3
Dire's courier bit the big one. There's a job opening in case anyone's interested, for courier.

radiant_structures_fortified_01.mp3
Oh man! Get up on out of here cuz Radiant just fortified their structures.

radiant_structures_fortified_02.mp3
Man you might as well save that energy, cuz Radiant just fortified their structures.

radiant_structures_fortified_03.mp3
Radiant just fortified their structures. Know what I'm talking about?

dire_structures_fortified_01.mp3
Looks like Dires's structures are fortified.

dire_structures_fortified_02.mp3
That force field leads me to believe that Dire just fortified their structures.

dire_structures_fortified_03.mp3
Oooh, Dire, you gotta fortify them there structures. Good work.

radiant_victory_01.mp3
Radiant wins! Radiant's victorious! Shut up Morty!

radiant_victory_02.mp3
They're Radiant. They're good and they won. Geez Morty, relax. It's not like your life's gonna get any better because of it.

radiant_victory_03.mp3
We did it! Or they did it, I should say! They did it! The Radiant people did it.

dire_victory_01.mp3
They worked as a team, they hustled, they got in there, took care of business, and they won. Good work Dire!

dire_victory_02.mp3
Dire wins! Ohhh boy that was some time well spent! Good game!

dire_victory_03.mp3
Oh my goodness gracious, if it isn't, if my eyes don't deceive me, Dire wins. In your face, Morty! Screw you Rick!

dire_victory_04.mp3
Dire just won! Morty! They won Morty! Quit yelling at me about it.

game_over_baby.mp3
Game over baby! Ohh man.

game_finished_01.mp3
That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.

game_finished_02.mp3
S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.

game_finished_03.mp3
Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.

your_liver_must_be_really_hurtin.mp3
Sheesh, your liver must be really hurting.

game_won_best_day_of_my_life.mp3
I'm in heaven right now. This might be the best day of my life.

game_lost_01.mp3
Just give up Morty. It's all over. I'll take us home right now.

game_lost_03.mp3
That's it, Rick. I'm done with these insane adventures. I quit! I'm out!

game_lost_02.mp3
Well if it's any consolation, none of that mattered and it was all stupid.

game_over_cheap_chrome_platter.mp3
Morty, listen to me! Calm down. Just need to find an alternate reality where we didn't get our asses handed to us on a cheap chrome platter.

game_over_lost_necessary_for_plan.mp3
This was necessary for the plan. Don't even trip, dawg.

generic_hero_respawn_maybe.mp3
You know the cops are shooting at him and tasing him and he just keeps getting up. Yeah why does he keep getting up? Just lay down.

generic_lets_party.mp3
We'll be fine. Let's partaaay!

is_there_no_honour_anymore.mp3
Is there no honor anymore, amongst gaming people?

try_not_to_die_idiot.mp3
Try not to die this time, idiot!

idle_01.mp3
Oh, Morty, I been to all kinds of different realities, I've seen a lot of stuff. Yeah, and? I'm just saying, seen a lot of stuff. That's it.

idle_02.mp3
Too hot for, too hot to trot. Morty, relax, quit trying to come up with catchy phrases.

idle_03.mp3
Oh boy, Rick, I'm sleepy. Yeah me too Morty, but we gotta keep watching.

idle_04.mp3
This whole thing's really happening, huh? Yep, sure is happening Morty. It's going on right now.

idle_05.mp3
Oh, Morty. It's a nice day out there isn't it? Yeah.

idle_06.mp3
I wish we could convince all these people to go get some vitamin D out there. Not gonna happen Morty.

idle_07.mp3
Hey Rick, you want to hear my Boston impression? Yeah go ahead Morty. Hey y'all it's wicked sick over here, hey it's wicked sick. Whoa, that's pretty good Morty.

idle_08.mp3
You know Morty this reminds me of Nam? What do you mean Nam? The planet. It's a planet. Very leisurely place.

idle_09.mp3
Morty, I'm really thirsty. Can you get me a slurp? Yeah, I'll be right back.

idle_10.mp3
Wouldn't it be a bad thing if they put a housing development here? In this beautiful forest? Yeah, Rick. Then where would these people fight?

idle_place_is_freaky.mp3
Oh boy this freaky, Rick. This place is freaky.

I_dont_know_what_you_were_singing_but.mp3
[Singing] Can we get the rights to that? I don't know what you were singing.

if_its_confusing_and_horrible.mp3
If it's confusing and horrible then I guess everyone's favorite game is too, Morty.

livestraeming.mp3
You know how many people are live streaming this game right now?

this_place_is_freaking_me_out.mp3
Ugh, check it out Morty, look at this place, huh? This place is freaking me out, man.

sloppy_details.mp3
You really think this world is real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice the sloppy details.

item_purchase_broken_defraculator.mp3
Look, I'm not paying seventy smidgens for a broken defraculator.

zygerian_scam.mp3
Heads up Morty. This could be a Zyger-ugh-ian s-scam.

positive_01.mp3
Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.

positive_02.mp3
Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.

positive_03.mp3
Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!

positive_04.mp3
Oh man! Oh hoo! I'm so happy about all this.

positive_05.mp3
Hey! Pat on the back. Pat on the back for this guy.

positive_06.mp3
Oh boy you really should be proud of yourself, you know?

positive_07.mp3
Oh boy! Whoa what a good work. What a good work you did.

positive_08.mp3
Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.

positive_09.mp3
That was good playership.

positive_10.mp3
Oh! You're gonna do this!

positive_11.mp3
Alrig-ugh-ight. You know what you're doing.

positive_12.mp3
Whoa! You just unlocked the positive encouragement sound bite.

positive_13.mp3
Oh, whoa whoa, cause for a celebration.

positive_14.mp3
That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.

positive_15.mp3
Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?

positive_16.mp3
Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.

totes_mlotes_dawg.mp3
Totes m'lotes dawg.

negative_event_ended_03.mp3
Alright, we can rest at ease now. Close call Morty.

negative_followup_01.mp3
Come on! Get with it!

negative_followup_02.mp3
Oh! Ho ho! Not good.

negative_followup_03.mp3
Oh man!

negative_followup_05.mp3
You know Morty, it sometimes feels like they don't even care.

negative_followup_06.mp3
Uh! What a mess.

negative_event_ended_01.mp3
Uh! Stand down. Stand down. Was a close call.

negative_event_ended_02.mp3
I can't believe how close that got.

negative_event_ended_04.mp3
It's a tiny blip on the map of your life, little peanut.

negative_followup_04.mp3
Oh! You gotta do something about this!

negative_followup_07.mp3
Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.

negative_followup_08.mp3
Geez man! They're getting whooped!

negative_followup_09.mp3
Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.

negative_followup_10.mp3
Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.

negative_followup_11.mp3
When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?

negative_followup_12.mp3
Hoooo hoooooooo!

negative_followup_13.mp3
Geez! Ugh! This isn't good.

negative_followup_14.mp3
Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.

negative_followup_15.mp3
Huuugh that's not good.

negative_followup_16.mp3
Hooooooo that's trouble.

negative_followup_17.mp3
It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.

negative_followup_18.mp3
It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!

negative_followup_19.mp3
Horse pucky! Whoa! Careful Morty. That's some pretty hefty language you're throwing around.

negative_followup_20.mp3
This normally never happens Morty and I know you won't believe it but: I think I made a mistake.

mayor_of_I_told_you_town.mp3
Bet you're loving this. You get to be the mayor of I Told You Town. You're welcome.

meeseeks_follow_up.mp3
Whatever you do, don't bother trying to get the Meeseeks to improve your game. You suck too bad.

lo_prio_punk.mp3
Whoever that was, you're gonna wind up in low priority, punk. Calm down Morty! Punk!

oh_boy_random.mp3
Oh boy.

just_a_bunch_of_1s_and_0s.mp3
Everybody relax. It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there. You're gonna be fine.

that_was_just_horrible.mp3
That was just horrible, Rick!

player_abandons_01.mp3
They probably had to leave because their mom needed to get on Facebook.

player_abandons_02.mp3
Oh screw that guy. Screw that guy! Or girl. Screw that person!

player_abandons_03.mp3
Oh gee, you know nothing makes me more mad than when somebody just straight up leaves and quits the game. Calm down, Morty, calm down.

player_abandons_04.mp3
You know Rick, that person wasn't carrying their weight anyways. We got this!

player_abandons_05.mp3
Can't we just play a game where nobody bails?!

player_abandons_06.mp3
Oh jeez Rick, we're a man down. I know Morty, but think about what happens if we win. Think of the bragging rights we'll have!

player_disconnects_01.mp3
Oh come on are you serious? Where did that player just decide to go?

player_disconnects_02.mp3
Oh man, player just disconnected? What is this, a game? Is this a game to everybody?

player_disconnects_03.mp3
Oh great? You know what we just got Rick? We just got a player disconnecting on us.

player_disconnects_04.mp3
Geez if I had a nickel for every time a player disconnected, I would have enough money to buy a vintage trinket from an old lady trinket store.

player_disconnects_05.mp3
Player's disconnected. This is why I say local LAN is the way to go, Rick.

player_disconnects_06.mp3
Plaaayer disconnect...ted.

player_disconnects_07.mp3
Oh great great! Player disconnected. Leave us hanging.

player_reconnected_01.mp3
Well well well, look what the cat drugged in. Drugged? Is he on drugs?

player_reconnected_02.mp3
Oh boy Morty look who just came back. I guess their disconnection was just a minor inconvenience.

player_reconnected_03.mp3
Oh! They're back. Who would have thought.

player_abandons_peace_oot.mp3
As they say in Canada: peace oot!

player_leaves_01.mp3
Oh! Getting sick of this crap.

somebody_turn_the_game_off_let_me_free.mp3
Someone turn the game off. Let me free!

synthetic_laser_eels.mp3
Can we wrap this up? Me and Morty have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage.

run_out_of_this_simulated_world.mp3
Quick, Morty! We can run out of this simulated environment before it reboots.

what_does_dota_stand_for.mp3
Hey Rick, what does Dota stand for anyways? Ah, Morty it doesn't stand for anything, Morty!

demonstration_of_the_ants.mp3
Hey Rick, I think this is that game: Demonstration of the Ants, right? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty.

die_for_real_morty_01.mp3
Remember, if you dii-ugh-iiiie in Dota, you die for real, Morty! Oooh!

die_for_real_morty_02.mp3
Remember if you die in Dota you die for real, Morty! Oooooh!

what_happens_if_they_dont_pick_someone_rick.mp3
What happens if they don't pick someone, Rick, what then?

idle_defenestration_of_those_patients_01.mp3
I think this is that game Defenestration of those Patients, right Rick? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty.

mister_meeseeks.mp3
Look at me! I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Dota 2, baby!

game_started_02.mp3
Yo, what up my glip glops!

all_pick_01.mp3
All pick!

all_pick_02.mp3
Oh All Pick!

all_pick_03.mp3
All Pick!

mid_only_01.mp3
Mid Only! It's a mess, but let's do it.

mid_only_02.mp3
Mid Only! I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.

mid_only_03.mp3
Mid Only! It's gonna get crazy up in here.

least_played_01.mp3
Least Played!

least_played_02.mp3
Alrighty, Least Played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.

least_played_03.mp3
Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's Least Played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.

limited_heroes_01.mp3
Limited Heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.

limited_heroes_02.mp3
Aww, it's Limited Heroes. Is this babby's first day out?

limited_heroes_03.mp3
Limited Heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.

1v1_01.mp3
Oh boy we've got a 1v1 over here.

1v1_02.mp3
Oh geez. 1v1. We got a tough guy, uh, couple of tough guys with something to prove.

1v1_03.mp3
Geez. 1v1. Why don't you two go get a room?

ability_draft_01.mp3
Oh geez, Ability Draft. Yeah this mode's ridiculous.

ability_draft_02.mp3
Oh boy Ability Draft. In other words: Nonsense Mode.

ability_draft_03.mp3
Ability Draft. Ugh. Time to stack the deck.

all_random_01.mp3
All Random!

all_random_02.mp3
All Random!

captains_draft_01.mp3
Captain's Draft!

captains_draft_02.mp3
Oo Captain's Draft!

captains_mode_01.mp3
Captain's Mode!

captains_mode_02.mp3
Oh Captain's Mode!

captains_mode_03.mp3
Attention on deck, all hands on deck! We got a Captain's Mode!

deathmatch_01.mp3
Deathmatch!

deathmatch_02.mp3
Ooo! Deathmatch!

easy_mode_01.mp3
Ohh! Easy mode.

easy_mode_02.mp3
Oh, little baby picked Easy Mode.

easy_mode_03.mp3
Oh boy, Easy Mode. This is gonna be exciting.

random_draft_01.mp3
Oh boy it's a Random Draft.

random_draft_02.mp3
Random Draft!

reverse_captains_mode_01.mp3
Reverse Captain's Mode? Yeah, I've done it Morty. I've done it.

reverse_captains_mode_02.mp3
Reverse Captain's Mode? Yeah Morty, I've done it. It's great.

single_draft_01.mp3
Single Draft!

single_draft_02.mp3
I like my Single Drafts with a dash of lemonade.

single_draft_03.mp3
Oh! Single Draft!

choose_your_hero_06.mp3
Oh boy. Don't rush it. Gotta choose that hero right.

unknown_mode_01.mp3
Oh jeez Rick. Check out this mode, huh! Yeah I never seen a mode like this before.

unknown_mode_02.mp3
Whoa, Morty! Morty I can't believe they picked this mode. Yeah this is a crazy old mode.

unknown_mode_03.mp3
Oh, I hope they have fun with this mode. Yeah this mode is just out of control.

top_is_missing_01.mp3
Missing top!

top_is_missing_02.mp3
Better be careful guys, top is missing. Anything could happen.

top_is_missing_03.mp3
Missing top!

mid_is_missing_01.mp3
Uh oh! The middle is missing. Could he be right behind you? I don't know.

mid_is_missing_02.mp3
Oh geez the middle is missing. I can't take this Rick, it's freaking me out.

mid_is_missing_03.mp3
Uh, the-ugh middle is missing.

bot_is_missing_01.mp3
Missing bottom!

bot_is_missing_02.mp3
Missing bottom!

bot_is_missing_03.mp3
Oh bottom is missing. Morty get ready. This is what we've been waiting for.

bot_is_missing_04.mp3
Oh bottom is missing. You know I'm more of a top myself, but uh...

abaddon_01.mp3
If you hit this guy he gets healthier. Can you believe that?

alchemist_01.mp3
Morty don't get any funny ideas. Just cuz that little guy's in charge of the operation, it doesn't make things any easier, alright? Geez Rick, y-y-you're being mean to me.

alchemist_02.mp3
Do you think, like, you know, he wipes the big one's, you know, thing? His behind area? Morty, you're really skirting the line.

ancient_apparition_01.mp3
You know Rick, they say this guy's ancient but I don't know. He's got a youthful glow in his eye.

antimage_01.mp3
Who in their right mind hates magic? Forget about this guy. What a joke.

antimage_02.mp3
Hey Rick, you're going to love this guy cuz he hates magic just like you. Morty I don't hate magic. I just hate, you know, magicians.

arc_warden_01.mp3
Hey Rick, this guy'd be pretty great if our electricity went out and we could hang out with him. You're an idiot Morty.

arc_warden_02.mp3
Oh boy, looks like we got ourselves somebody with dissociative personality disorder.

axe_01.mp3
Hey Rick, this guy's like me because if you give me an insult, I'll spin right back around and get thrown back at ya. Oh boy Morty. Well put.

axe_02.mp3
I'd go out on a limb and say this is the manliest guy in the game.

bane_01.mp3
He'll trap your ass in a nightmare, boy. Morty, I hate to break it to you but I'm already trapped in a nightmare.

bane_02.mp3
I don't know if I'd want to drink a beer with Bane. Morty, you'd have a hard time drinking beer in general.

bane_03.mp3
Geez, this guy's got some chompers on him. Like a horse face.

batrider_01.mp3
Hey Rick, I don't know what makes this guy so great. If you took away his bat, what are you left with?

beastmaster_01.mp3
You know Rick, I like this guy because he's a dog lover, you know, and I like dogs. I feel like they have souls and little personalities.

bloodseeker_01.mp3
This guy can smell weakness, Morty. You're his prime target.

bounty_hunter_01.mp3
Hey Rick, what do you think this guy looks like under that bandanna? Think he's got beautiful, kissable lips under there?

brewmaster_01.mp3
You know Morty there's only one character in this game that I really care about, and it happens to be Brewmaster.

brewmaster_02.mp3
You know what's funny Rick, this guy's a lot like you because he drinks a lot of alcohol, and then he's got a real split personality if you catch my meaning. You can't hurt me Morty.

bristleback_01.mp3
Uh, yeah, somebody call 1986. We've got a guy with a rock and a rope.

bristleback_02.mp3
Got a reeeal porcupine-style back. For extra durable protection. Uh Morty, this guy's not a condom.

broodmother_01.mp3
This lady got all those spiders bursting out of all the things she kills. That will be one of the coolest things that I've ever seen.

centaur_warrunner_01.mp3
Beautiful Clydesdale-style feet. Yeah Morty I agree, those are some nice Clydesdale foots.

chaos_knight_01.mp3
You know Rick I like the dark and the reds. This could make a good kitchen color scheme.

chen_01.mp3
You know Morty, religion and science don't get along. That's why I'm not a fan of this guy.

clinkz_01.mp3
You know Morty, the only clinks I like are the ones that are in my glass of gin.

clinkz_02.mp3
You know what I like about this guy Morty, is that he's light. Light on his feet. No meat.

clockwerk_01.mp3
He went through the trouble of making himself a robotic armor suit, but then he didn't bother to make it a good one.

clockwerk_02.mp3
Geez Morty, even your dog made a better suit of armor than this guy. It's pathetic.

crystal_maiden_01.mp3
Boy Rick, let me tell ya, I got hearts in my eyes over here.

crystal_maiden_02.mp3
You want me to give you a minute of private time with your laptop? That's gross, Rick.

dark_seer_01.mp3
Remember we ran into this guy on that one interdimensional asteroid. Remember? He was the really drunk one? Oh yeah, I remember that. He was wasted.

dark_seer_02.mp3
You know Morty, you gotta be careful. He'll throw up a wall, he'll start attacking you. Forget about it.

dazzle_01.mp3
How come this guy's got a bunch of crap all over his face. Have a little respect, he's a shaman.

death_prophet_01.mp3
You know, look, you're a ghost, you're a vampire, you're French. Figure it out. Pick one.

disruptor_01.mp3
I'm not sure which one of these two I'm supposed to be focused on: the dinosaur or the weirdo on his back. Yeah, I have a feeling it's the weirdo on his back, Morty.

doom_01.mp3
Yeah, you know this guy's real tough looking, but I'll bet he's a real dainty gentleman on the inside.

dragon_knight_01.mp3
You know, Morty, kids like dragons. I'm gonna go give this guy a thumbs up.

drow_ranger_01.mp3
Yeah, she shoots arrows. That's it. Good choice.

drow_ranger_02.mp3
Hey Rick, give me a beat. All right. She's got a brow, she's a Drow, she's a smaugh.

drow_ranger_03.mp3
You know, Rick, I really like her white hair. What is this Morty, fashion police?

earth_spirit_01.mp3
You know I'll tell you what you know sometimes the oldest weapon is the best one: rocks. You know, who would've thought. Yeah, you know rocks. It's so easy. Who needs all this other stuff? You got a bunch of rocks.

earthshaker_01.mp3
I don't like totems. Who cares about totems? I don't like totems, okay? It's where I draw the line.

earthshaker_02.mp3
You know Rick, I wish I had a pet that looked like this. He looks like a koala mixed with a bear or something.

elder_titan_01.mp3
You know this guy's responsible because he's got his briefcase with him. That's not a briefcase Rick, that's a giant stapler. Either way, Morty, he's ready to work.

ember_spirit_01.mp3
Hey, anybody got a light? Ha ha! Ho ho! Rick, you're really pulling out the jokes over there. Shut up, Morty.

ember_spirit_02.mp3
Got a light? Oh! Ha ha! That one's for you, Morty, cuz you like bad jokes.

enchantress_01.mp3
Man, I'm confused, Rick. On one hand, she's a deer, but on the other hand she's a hell of a woman. Yeah I don't know what to do Morty, take her out to dinner, or take her out and eat her at dinner, you know what I’m saying? Venison. Yeah! Ha ha! We did it!

enigma_01.mp3
You know Morty I know you like black holes, but try to keep it together over there. Yeah, I do like black holes, they're really cool.

enigma_02.mp3
If you need some headlights, you could just grab his eyeballs out.

faceless_void_01.mp3
They call him Faceless Void but he does have at least a mouth.

gyro_01.mp3
Where's the passenger seat, Morty. What if this guy wanted to take someone on a date? Good luck.

gyro_02.mp3
I see we got an armchair inventor over here. Not bad.

gyro_03.mp3
Hey what do you know Rick. This guy built a ship just like you did out of spare parts. You guys are in the same league. This thing couldn't even leave the atmosphere, Morty.

huskar_01.mp3
This looks like your gym guy at the gym who's trying to one-up- The hell would you know about a gym, Morty. Your arm's about the size of my finger.

invoker_01.mp3
All you're gonna invoke is your ineptitude at your ability to handle a keyboard.

invoker_02.mp3
I don't know why anybody would pick this guy. He's impossible to play. Good luck. What are you, a veteran?

invoker_03.mp3
Yeah, boy, look at you mister fancy pants, picking this guy. Good luck you loser.

io_01.mp3
What? He's just a ball that floats around. He doesn't even talk. Yeah, but you know what he does do, Rick? He helps people.

io_02.mp3
You know Rick, this is the one character in the game I relate to the most. Why? Because nobody can understand a word he's saying?

jakiro_01.mp3
This guy'd be cool to have at a barbecue, because he could heat up the grill, and he could plop a few ice cubes in your drink. Couldn't have said it better myself, Morty.

juggernaut_01.mp3
You know, I gotta say I really like the style of this guy's mask. Yeah, but you gotta wonder: what's he hiding under there.

juggernaut_02.mp3
Hey Morty, what do you think is under that mask? I bet you just a blank nub.

juggernaut_03.mp3
You know, this guy looks all buff and crazy, but let's be honest. Underneath that mask he probably has a nice, dainty little pixie face.

kotl_01.mp3
Hey Rick, you think this guy's got a wife at home? No, obviously. That's why he's such a creep to all the female heroes.

kotl_02.mp3
Of all the heroes in the game, I think you're the most like this guy. W-why? Because you have no idea how to talk to women.

kunkka_01.mp3
Hey Rick, where are you going? Save my seat, Morty. I hear this guy throws rum around and I'm getting a bunch of receptacles to catch it.

kunkka_02.mp3
Arr matey. Arr matey!

leshrac_01.mp3
Geez, man, what's with all these horse people in this game, huh? Yeah, I don't know Morty. Lot of horse characters, huh?

leshrac_02.mp3
How many horse people do you need to put into one game? Am I right?

lich_01.mp3
Damn, this guy's got so many chains he's straight gangsta.

lifestealer_01.mp3
This guy's a life stealer, but you know what else he stole? What else Morty? My heart.

lina_02.mp3
You think it's on fire all over? You know, like all over her body? Every spot? Why do you ask, Morty?

lion_01.mp3
You know when you go to hell, the first thing they give you is a giant finger. Well, I guess he has been there then.

lone_druid_01.mp3
Geez, Rick. I never saw anybody who liked bears so much. Really Morty? Have you ever met Bears McBearson? That guy loves bears.

luna_01.mp3
Gotta be careful with a girl who rides a panther. You know what they say about girls who are into panthers? What do they say, Morty? That they're crazy.

lycan_01.mp3
Hey Rick, you think this guy could help me train my dogs? Yeah, Morty I bet he could. He looks like a real whisperer.

lycan_02.mp3
Hey Rick, you think he's got those dogs house broken? I don't think so, Morty. They look pretty wild.

magnus_01.mp3
Oh, this guy's got a reaaaal... Nose on him doesn't he Morty? Yeah he sure does. Got one hell of a nose.

magnus_02.mp3
He look we got a risoceros over here. What are you talking about? A risoceros? What did you say Morty? I said risoceros, right?

medusa_01.mp3
I guess this means Medusa's public domain, huh? Yeah, I think she's an old timey character from the olden days.

medusa_02.mp3
It's probably a good thing that she's ugly because, you know, you're not supposed to look at her, right? Yeah, that's right Morty. You turn to stone, I believe.

meepo_01.mp3
Uh oh, Morty. It's the Meeseeks of Dota 2.

meepo_02.mp3
Hey Morty, this guy reminds me of you, you wanna know why? Why? Because there's five of them, and I've had five Mortys. That's canon.

mirana_01.mp3
It's just her and her dog. Just her and her dog against the world, you know? Morty, clearly that's a tiger. It's not a dog. Oh, wait is that a lion? No it's a wolf.

mirana_02.mp3
She's got that girl next door kind of look to her. Yeah, if the girl next door turned invisible, and rode around on a huge tiger or whatever that is.

morphling_01.mp3
You know you can't have too much water, Rick. Actually Morty, that's not true. There's a thing called hyper hydration.

morphling_02.mp3
Think the only reason they picked this guy is because, sub-consciously, they need to get a shower.

naga_01.mp3
Hey boy Rick, I'm getting an eye-full over here. Morty, back up. Stop looking so closely, Morty.

natures_prophet_01.mp3
Hey Rick, you think this guy raps? Because with a name like Nature's Prophet, sounds like a rapper to me. Yeah, a granola bar rapper. Whoooah.

necro_01.mp3
Gotta tell you Morty, if there's one character in this game who needs medical insurance, I think we found him. Yeah, this guy's a real mess.

nyx_01.mp3
Boy this beetle's got a one-track mind, and it's all about basketball.

nyx_02.mp3
Boy I hope the Knicks win this year or this guy's gonna get piiissed.

ogre_magi_01.mp3
Oh Morty, this guy's a great example of how luck is all you need in life. You don't have to be smart.

ogre_magi_02.mp3
Hey is this guy in your class at school, Morty? Hey go easy on me, Rick. I'm in a normal class, okay?

outworld_01.mp3
Morty, stay behind me. He can't damage intelligent people.

pa_01.mp3
Hey Morty, is it just me or is this lady all blurry. It's all blurry on me. Nah, it's okay Rick. You got a few more drinks left in ya.

phoenix_01.mp3
Oh my god, Rick. That bird's on fire. He's on fire. Oh that's horrible. Somebody needs to get in there and save him.

pit_lord_01.mp3
Morty this is what happens when people that don't know what they're doing start messing around with portal guns.

pit_lord_02.mp3
Hey Morty, check this guy out. Thinks he knows what he's doing messing with portals and stuff.

puck_01.mp3
Why don't they just let the faerie dragons, y'know, live their life.

puck_02.mp3
Hey Rick, did you know that there were faerie dragons? No, I never knew about that but here we have one, right here. It's a faerie dragon.

pudge_01.mp3
I think I just lost my appetite, Rick. Yeah, this guy really makes you think twice about eating meat.

pugna_01.mp3
Hey Morty, you know what we all have in common with Pugna? What? We all have skeletons inside of us. Every one of us.

qop_01.mp3
Geez, Rick, this lady's really crazy, you know. She's all dressed all naked and wild and stuff. Yeah, I know Morty. I got dibs.

razor_01.mp3
I like that he's comfortable wearing a dress, you know? Yeah me too Morty. I really gotta give this guy--I really gotta hand it to him.

riki_01.mp3
There's only enough room for one Rick in this game, Morty. And it's me.

rubick_01.mp3
Morty, it says right here that he definitely likes to steal things. Oh great, what a Rubick.

rubick_02.mp3
He certainly likes to steal things that are, you know, not his. I'm referring to the spells.

sand_king_02.mp3
Uh oh, we got ourselves a sand character Morty. I don't like sand Rick. I'm getting mad, Rick. Calm down, Morty. It's gonna be alright.

sand_king_01.mp3
I've got eremikaphobia. Google it. I'm freaking out over here.

shadow_demon_01.mp3
Oh Morty, you don't want to get locked in one of this guy's holes. You'll get a fine case of PTSD.

shadow_fiend_01.mp3
Six six six Morty. Hail Satan. Ha ha ha, yeah, hail Satan.

shadow_fiend_02.mp3
This guy's gonna come after your soul Morty. He's coming after your soul. Oh geez, you gotta protect me, Rick.

shadow_shaman_01.mp3
Hey Rick, you know, every game needs a shaman type, you know. You gotta have your shaman.

shadow_shaman_02.mp3
Hey Morty you know why he's got those boards strapped across his ears like that? Why, Rick? Cuz he's sick of hearing your bullshit, Morty.

shadow_shaman_03.mp3
I guess taping wood to yourself is better than not having any armor at all. Yeah, you said it Morty.

silencer_01.mp3
Whoa Rick, check this guy out! He's got a lot going on for- Silence, Morty!

silencer_02.mp3
Named after the thing I wish I could hear all the time: silence.

skywrath_mage_01.mp3
Dubba lub nub doo ra ka. Wubba lubba dub dub. Yeah, you said it, Rick.

skywrath_mage_02.mp3
Nubba lub dub rub. Whoa, Morty. This is a kid's game. Easy.

slardar_01.mp3
I think he's trying to catch something with that angler fish nodule on his face. He's trying to catch a break, Morty. Any way he can.

slark_01.mp3
Hey Morty, you know what I like about this guy? He knows when to disappear. You could learn something from him Morty.

slark_02.mp3
Who geez, who doesn't disappear in this game?

slark_03.mp3
You know, reminds me of a pet piranha I once had Morty. His name was Roger. It's getting really specific. It's true Morty, it's a whole part of my backstory, I had a pet pirhanna named Roger. He was a good boy.

sniper_01.mp3
Hey, geez Rick, why does Santa Claus have all kinds of weapons and bombs and stuff? Because he's pissed Morty. You were a bad boy this year. Santa Claus is real.

spectre_01.mp3
Geez Rick, I'm not so sure about this lady. Oh, finally drawing a line in the sand Morty?

spirit_breaker_01.mp3
Hey you know what you have in common with this guy, Rick? What's that Morty? You're always breaking my spirit, Rick.

spirit_breaker_02.mp3
Remember when you said I couldn't fly the ship? Well you broke my spirits on that one. Sorry Morty.

storm_spirit_01.mp3
You know Morty, I gotta tell you, you could learn a lot from this character. Just be yourself, Morty. What are you talking about?

sven_01.mp3
Hey Rick, I can't understand what this guy's talking about. Yeah, Morty. I could make a device that would help me understand what he's saying, but it's beneath me.

sven_02.mp3
He kind of looks sad, you know with those downturned horns and all. Morty, never judge a book by its cover. I saw that guy at a nightclub last weekend, he was going to town.

techies_01.mp3
Oh these are my boys! Yeah! The Techies! Ho ho!

techies_02.mp3
I used to hang out with guys like these. They knew how to party.

terrorblade_01.mp3
I don't think this guy would ever want to swap health a guy like you, if you catch my drift, oh! I'm in the prime of my life. I'm in the prime of my life, Morty.

tidehunter_01.mp3
Man, you know Morty, if this guy could trade a couple of those tentacles for a neck, he'd really be in business.

tidehunter_02.mp3
The last time I met somebody with this thick of a neck, uh... What? You got a punch line? No. I have a good setup though.

tinker_01.mp3
Ah Tinker, we meet again.

tinker_02.mp3
Me and Tinker we go way back Morty. What'd he look like before the exoskeleton? Like somebody you'd see at a bar.

tinker_03.mp3
Ah, Tinker, you old bastard. You made through the Glarflorpian Wars. Been too long.

tinker_04.mp3
Wow! Tinker! He finally finished that exoskeleton he was trying to build.

tiny_01.mp3
Hey you know what would be cool, Rick, is if they took this guy and they put him on our front lawn. Think about how nice that would look.

tiny_02.mp3
Within the hearts of tiny people lay the hearts of bigger people! Oh, color me inspired, Morty.

treant_01.mp3
This shouldn't be allowed, Rick, a giant walking, talking tree. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

treant_02.mp3
Oh, when is the government going to step in? These genetically modified Os are getting carried away.

treant_03.mp3
You know first it was a little twig, but now look at this thing.

troll_warlord_01.mp3
You know Rick, this guy probably had a nice tribe, and a bunch of tribes people. What a waste.

troll_warlord_02.mp3
I like this guy's beanie hair. You know, he's got that beanie look. Oh, are they calling it beanie hair?

tusk_01.mp3
If you hang out with this guy, you're gonna sweat flavored snow cone Morty. The hell are you talking about, Rick?

undying_01.mp3
Yeah, geez, I guess every game has to have a zombie now-a-days, huh?

undying_02.mp3
I hope I don't end up like this guy, with a bunch of regrets and a giant tombstone.

undying_03.mp3
Morty, I've never seen a more original character. It's a zombie whose got a giant tombstone. And then more zombies come out of that.

ursa_01.mp3
Morty if I could hire this guy as a bodyguard, I'd probably never see you again.

vengeful_01.mp3
How many upset spirits are in this game? Yeah, I know, there's Vengeful Spirit, there's Revenge Spirit, Angry Spirit...

veno_01.mp3
Geez Rick, this guy looks like one of those types of characters you'd see guarding a ladder in a platformer game. You know what I mean?

viper_01.mp3
Oh, it's a snake-type character. I wonder if it's poisonous.

viper_02.mp3
Oh boy there's a lot of snake people in this game. Yeah Rick but you gotta be careful because this snake's got some wings on him, know what I'm saying?

visage_01.mp3
You know Morty there's a lot of things we could say about Visage, but I think the first thing that comes to mind is... Um... His bracelets. I love those bracelets.

warlock_01.mp3
Morty, where do you think he gets all those golems that he's summoning? Yeah, he's taking them away from their families and friends. No wonder they're so pissed.

weaver_01.mp3
You know Morty, a lot of western civilization wouldn't want to eat this guy, but I tell ya: it's good protein.

weaver_02.mp3
Geez, you know I wouldn't wanna find something like that under my mattress. That's where I keep this guy. He's under your mattress. I'm not even kidding: look. Oh my god!

winter_wyvern_01.mp3
Boy I've never seen a crazy monster wear a tiara before. I guess it's his birthday.

witch_doctor_02.mp3
Morty, he may not look it but this is a real doctor. He cured me of my alcoholism. What do you talking about? You're still an alcoholic. What I mean is he made me care less about my alcoholism.

wraith_king_01.mp3
Hey Morty, this guy's beard is making me hungry for a breakfast croissant.

generic_enough_horse_based_characters_to_start_kentucky_derby.mp3
Geez, we got enough horse-based characters to start a whole new Kentucky Derby.

generic_female_character_pick_01.mp3
It's hot in here. Is it just me or is it hot in here. Alright, relax Morty.

generic_female_character_pick_02.mp3
Hey Morty, why don't we dress up like her and go to a convention. That's a great idea, Rick!

generic_fire_character_01.mp3
This guy loves fire, but I'll tell ya: fire's not a joke.

generic_healing_hero.mp3
If he saw me and I was all hurting and stuff, he'd save me. Where are you getting this from?

generic_illusion_based_hero_01.mp3
You know Rick, I've never been a fan of characters that can create ghostly, false versions of themselves. It's not cool.

generic_illusion_based_hero_02.mp3
Sometimes it takes seeing a reflection of your own self before you realize how horrible you truly are.

generic_interdimensional_character_maybe_od.mp3
Morty, this is the one guy in the game that's interdimensional, just like us.

generic_male_hero_line.mp3
Hey, you know when girls say I'm looking for that tall, dark, and handsome? Well, here he is.

generic_skeleton_team.mp3
That's it, Morty! Just me and skeletons from here on out. I don't even care anymore.

generic_wizard_pick.mp3
Man this guy's a real top notch wizard, Morty. Tell you that much.

generic_wouldnt_cosplay.mp3
Yeah, I wouldn't cosplay as this character. No way.

generic_hero_pick_line_01.mp3
You know what's cool about this guy? What Morty? Nothing. He's the worst. I don't like this one. You blew it.

generic_hero_pick_line_02.mp3
Man this guy pisses me off. I don't know why Morty. Just pisses me off.

generic_how_many_characters_are_in_this_game.mp3
How many characters are in this fricken' game. This is getting to be ridiculous.

generic_nice_pick.mp3
Alright! Nice pick.

generic_why_would_you_pick_this_guy.mp3
Why would you pick this guy? He's the worst.

generic_zip_my_lip.mp3
You know, Morty, I wanna say a lot of things about this character, but I'm just going to zip my lip.