Publix: lets all just make a pact to drop out
Publix: and become booty dancers
Publix: hi senior burrito
Guest_SenorBurrito: Woah.
Guest_SenorBurrito: I want in.
Publix: fuck me
Publix: oops
Guest_SenorBurrito: I got a booty to slay the world.
Publix: autocorrect
Publix: i mean hru***
Publix: wow crazy
Guest_SenorBurrito: Firstly, offended that you called me Senior
Guest_SenorBurrito: My Burrito is not old and saggy thank you very much.
Publix: ok look i dont have my glasses on ok bub
Guest_SenorBurrito: Secondly, I'd love to fuck you, but I am currently inloved in a loving, highly sexual relationship that I wish not to ruin
Guest_Nidrogen2: oh hi wade
Guest_SenorBurrito: I mean, good, how about you?
Guest_SenorBurrito: Mistype
Publix: wow
Guest_SenorBurrito: Small keys, big fingers.
Guest_SenorBurrito: Hey Hun.
Publix: yall
Publix: i just took a shower and i have superglue all on me now
Publix: smh
Guest_SenorBurrito: Kinky.
Publix: ptay4me
Guest_SenorBurrito: -makes it rain with coins-
Publix: thats not gonna help this chemical burn this super glue is giving me
Publix: smh
Guest_SenorBurrito: Yeah, but if you work hard enough, you might be able to buy a Band-aid.
Publix: thats not gonna help either???
Guest_SenorBurrito: Even though that won't help, because band-aid and chemical burns don't mix.
Guest_SenorBurrito: But still.
Guest_SenorBurrito: It's the thought that counts.
turdsss: this conversation makes me want to die
Publix: ^
Guest_SenorBurrito: Well are you gonna? Or are you just teasing?
Publix: brb
Publix: omg
turdsss: i'm slittin g my wrists
Guest_SenorBurrito: Horizontally for results, vertically for attention.
Guest_Nidrogen2: whoa why u bein so mean wade what the heck
Publix: im back
Publix: this girl in the 8th grade
turdsss: i do it like dis /
turdsss: i want the best of both worlds
Publix: would provoke her cat to scratch her
Publix: and then come to school
Guest_SenorBurrito: Oh you lil rebel.
Guest_Nidrogen2: came back from taking my test and ur telling people to kill themselves r u just being edgy or
Publix: and be like i cut myself
Publix: :/
Guest_SenorBurrito: And I'm always mean Love
Guest_Nidrogen2: LOL
Guest_Nidrogen2: one time when i was in 6th grade
Guest_Nidrogen2: i cut myself with scissors when i was outside by the flagpoles n
Guest_Nidrogen2: my teacher saw it and was like stephanie,, what  r those and i was like
Guest_Nidrogen2: oh i have cats u know how it is bc she loved cats
Guest_Nidrogen2: and she was just like
Guest_Nidrogen2: steph do u want to kill yourself
Guest_Nidrogen2: LOOOL
Guest_Nidrogen2: lil 6th grader me was so edgy
Guest_SenorBurrito: 6th grad Steph had some shit going on.
Guest_Nidrogen2: WOOO YALL I GOT A 163/200 ON THE TEST I JUST TOOK
Publix: good job my baby!
Guest_Nidrogen2: thank u baba !!
Guest_Nidrogen2: im really confident im gonna pass that test this thursday now
Guest_SenorBurrito: Celebratory kiss.
Guest_Nidrogen2: it was really easy
Guest_SenorBurrito: Get all up in her cheeks.
Publix: dude
Guest_Nidrogen2: man i dont think mic wants to be other side hoe
Guest_Nidrogen2: she knows i have enough already
Publix: u know the indian dudes at the cellphone case kiosks in the mall
Guest_Nidrogen2: mhm
Publix: i was at the mall saturday
Publix: and like the dude took my phone to put it in the case
Publix: and it was unlocked
Publix: why did thi s man
Guest_Nidrogen2: oh god
Publix: put his number in my phonr
Publix: e
Guest_Nidrogen2: YIKES
Guest_Nidrogen2: YIIIIIKESSSSS
Publix: i deleted that foolishness so fash
Guest_Nidrogen2: LOL
Publix: His name was Ganesh
Publix: or ganeesh
Publix: or some shit
Guest_Nidrogen2: ganesh omfg
Publix: i remmeber
Publix: my best friend
Publix: from indiana
Publix: (this was like 10th grade btw)
Publix: she called me
Publix: omg hold on i got super glue on my laptop
Guest_Nidrogen2: LOL
Publix: i cannot believe this omg
Guest_Nidrogen2: ok yall gotta take the science pretest hold up
Guest_Nidrogen2: also
Guest_Nidrogen2: wade, talk to ur fucking girlfriend she's crying
turdsss: i just failed my biology exam today
Guest_Nidrogen2: ii
turdsss: wade treat ur girl right or i will
Guest_SenorBurrito: I can't, I don't have my fucking phone.
turdsss: aw
Guest_Nidrogen2: message her back then mofo youre on imvu
Guest_Nidrogen2: shes on imvu
Guest_Nidrogen2: not that hard
Guest_SenorBurrito: I didn't know she was online.
Guest_SenorBurrito: Usually when she is she comes in here..
Guest_Nidrogen2: it takes like 2 seconds to check if shes online homeboy
Guest_Nidrogen2: shes ur queen
Guest_Nidrogen2: treat her like it
Publix: smh
Guest_SenorBurrito: I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to lecture me on how to treat my girlfriend.
Guest_SenorBurrito: There are 95 people online for me right now.
Guest_SenorBurrito: It does not take 2 seconds.
Publix: theres a search button
Publix: cough
Guest_SenorBurrito: And if you and your peoples weren't in here, she would have come in already.
Guest_SenorBurrito: Alright?
Guest_SenorBurrito: Okay.
Guest_Nidrogen2: I'd appreciate it if you didn't treat my friend like she's nothing to you and constantly hurt her and cheat on her. :)
Guest_Nidrogen2: She's not in here because you're in here. She was in here earlier.
turdsss: this hostile
Publix: wait is she pastatute
Guest_Nidrogen2: She only came online because I messaged her. :)
Guest_Nidrogen2: Alright?
Guest_Nidrogen2: Okay.
Guest_Nidrogen2: yes she's pastatute
Guest_SenorBurrito: I treat her like she is nothing? Oh is that so? I don't know how you would know how I treat her when you aren't ever in here.
Guest_SenorBurrito: But, alright, say whatever you want to.
Publix: ok how about we all just calm down
Publix: u kno
Publix: relaxation
Guest_SenorBurrito: I don't know how I am supposed to message her to come onlinee when I don't have my phone
Publix: deep breaths
Guest_SenorBurrito: But fine yeah, just yap away Dear when you don't know shit.
Guest_Nidrogen2: because she's so upset it's all she can talk about when I do invite her and talk to her.
Guest_Nidrogen2: LOL. Okay. I don't know shit?
Guest_Nidrogen2: I know that you think deleting the messages you send to other girls flirting with them will go away if you delete them from your laptop, yet they don't delete on the app.
Guest_Nidrogen2: So you gave her your password to help her trust you but it really exposed you.
Guest_SenorBurrito: I always delete messages from my laptop, it doesn't clear my cache so I have to delete it to keep it from slowing down.
Guest_Nidrogen2: /me sips tea
Guest_SenorBurrito: Nice attempt.
Guest_SenorBurrito: And if she would check the date of the messages, she would see that they date back to three, four months ago.
Guest_Nidrogen2: And that you're so busy with schoolwork that you can never talk to her except on the weekends which you still don't do, which leads her to believe you're cheating again.
Guest_SenorBurrito: And is flirting considered cheating? Never knew.
Guest_SenorBurrito: I don't talk to her on weekends?
Guest_SenorBurrito: Ask her two weeks ago, who left who in here.
Guest_SenorBurrito: This weekend, who left who in the room.
Guest_SenorBurrito: I talk to her as much as I am able to.
Guest_Nidrogen2: Yes, it is. You should know that, she's probably bitched at you about it many times before.
Guest_SenorBurrito: So again, keep on yapping when you don't know shit.
Guest_Nidrogen2: You're just going to keep denying whatever I say so there's no use :)
Guest_SenorBurrito: So I am not allowed to defend myself?
Guest_SenorBurrito: I should just let you accuse me and I sit here fondling my wiener?
Guest_Nidrogen2: it's your relationship, your business, not mine. Keep treating your girlfriend like shit, though, since it's none of my business.
Guest_SenorBurrito: It's none of your business? Really?!?! You lie. I would have never known.
Guest_SenorBurrito: I would have thought that you were my second girlfriend and that we were all sharing.
Guest_Nidrogen2: I could understand being busy with school. I can understand not having a phone. But she still seems to be upset because when you do talk to her (from her opinion) you still act extremely distant to her sooooo
Guest_Nidrogen2: Maybe that's because she's so upset about it and wanted to talk to someone about it and I'm sick of you hurting her. :)
Guest_SenorBurrito: One person can't carry a conversation. Since you know everything, you would know that I try but simple non-descript answers like, "I'm fine." Or "Nothing" don't help.
Guest_SenorBurrito: Since I am constantly hurting her and you are so sick of me doing it, maybe I just shouldn't be around her anymore?
Guest_SenorBurrito: Is that what you fucking want Stephanie? Fine.
Guest_Nidrogen2: god he a piece of shit