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>you are twilight, and you are pissed... and woried
>though to your credit, you arent showing it
>celestia will be here any minute
>and anon... once again... isnt on time
>two fucking hours ago he was suppose to be here
>you put off introducing him to celestia for 2 CELESTIA DAMN MONTHS
>your reports to here... while not lies... definitely omitted some of the more... incontinent truths about him
>anon got a house
>anon got a pet called fluffles
>anon integrated into society with little trouble
>anon proved to be strong
>and anon is 2 FUCKING HOURS LATE
>...
>oh shit
>you can see celestia...
fuck
>where the HELL IS HE
>you are no longer keeping calm
>your hair is a bit... unheaved now...
>your eye is twitching
>and you are considering introducing spike to celestia as anon to buy time
>they touch down
>"twilight sparkel, my most faithful stu..."
>its at this point you hear screaming ponies
>the ground is shakeing
>and you see it
>a manticore
>"why is it out here" celestia says with a hint of worry
>you know damn well why its here
>you are about to tell celestia that its ok...
>but you hear it
>"ONWARD HOME FLUFFLES, THE BOOZE WONT DRINK ITSELF"
>ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
>"hurry flufflezz, my buzz is wareing off"
>god berry punch is there too
>"WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO"
pinkie?
>god... why me
>anon is close enough that you can see it
>he is standing on the manticores back
>berry behind him, holding on to his leg
>pinkie on his sholders
>and large bags of what you assume is booze in his hands
>than it catches your eye...
>a rainbow... that isnt straight...
>rainbow dash is flying drunk, trying to keep up with anon
>they pass you, and celestia, without noticing you

>you look at your mentor, who appears to not be able to close her mouth...
>this shit happens so often you think it normal, but even you realize how... abnormal it is.
>all you can do is sigh
well... that was anon... and his pet... fluffles
>she has to be close to 2000 years old, minimum, but you can see it in her eyes... she has no idea what the fuck just happened, and you have so much shit to explain...
this is going to take a long time to explain...
you have any questions?
>"the tall one on the manticore was anon?"
yes
>"the ponies with him... were not trying to stop the manticore?"
correct
>"he managed to get a manticore as a pet?"
yes
>"lets ask how later... so... was that normal for him... or was he drunk"
>you sigh again... its all you can do for this
yes and no... he isn't always drunk. the behavior is normal even when sober. rainbow and berry are his closest friends... thouth i think berry is just his drinking buddy because no one else can keep up with him, and pinkie tags along when she can... because anon "issorandomandfunthatyoudon'tknowwhatwillhappendnext"
>you so cant explain his behavior... its even more hard to comprehend than pinkie
>"i see"
>well she doesnt look pissed... in fact... is that a smile... wtf
>"i think this will be fun"
>and with that, she is off chasing after anon
>can someone please tell me...
AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE LEFT???