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  1. ==START==
  2. 8:16:34 PM
  3. You smash the imp's face in, brutally murdering it
  4. 8:17:17 PM
  5. (oh actually btw do you recall much of where you currently are - You might want to describe it.. Or you can just leave and I can take you somewhere new0
  6. 8:17:32 PMJaczac
  7. ((also im comin for you eventually jg))
  8. 8:17:58 PMJonah_Grey
  9. ((Nooooo))
  10. 8:18:25 PMAnionCation
  11. (hmm sorry jz but time doesn't quite allow stuff like that to happen in this IRC. Its only fair that others get to get to your point chronologically before you break time continuity and come at them from the future)
  12. 8:18:55 PMJaczac
  13. ((oh i know))
  14. 8:19:02 PM
  15. ((i wouldnt be able to anyway.))
  16. 8:19:10 PM
  17. ((just it will be happening))
  18. 8:20:16 PMAnionCation
  19. (btw fuck you jaczac I already made all of your asteroid base)
  20. 8:20:21 PMJonah_Grey
  21. I'm in a room with a bunch of bunk beds, there's one door to an empty armoury, and there used to be a door towards where the imps were previously.
  22. 8:20:38 PMJaczac
  23. ((soon anion soon))
  24. 8:20:52 PMJonah_Grey
  25. I revel in the glory, before turning my attention towards the seagulls I was trying to save in the first place
  26. 8:21:01 PMAnionCation
  27. -ah, alright. Standard andres Dungeon v.3. As in I played through this area in andres' third campaign.
  28. 8:21:14 PMJonah_Grey
  29. I also pick up all the grist that the imps dropped
  30. 8:21:32 PMAnionCation
  31. You pick up 90 tier 1 grist
  32. 8:21:53 PM
  33. You notice that under the bunk beds there are chests where the imps must keep their personal storage
  34. 8:22:08 PMJonah_Grey
  35. Hang on seagulls, it's lootin time!
  36. 8:22:21 PM
  37. I try opening the chests
  38. 8:23:07 PMAnionCation
  39. You open one of the chests and gain 1200 tier 1 grist, 1000 tier 2 grist, 800 tier 3 grist and 300 tier 4 grist
  40. 8:23:25 PMJonah_Grey
  41. Aw yeah
  42. 8:25:51 PMAnionCation
  43. ... internet...
  44. 8:25:58 PMJonah_Grey
  45. yeah, sorry
  46. 8:26:07 PMAnionCation
  47. ... wait no its google docs....
  48. 8:26:14 PM
  49. (Fuck so whats your current gear?)
  50. 8:26:23 PMJonah_Grey
  51. (same as it was before
  52. 8:26:33 PMAnionCation
  53. (never checked)
  54. 8:26:43 PMJonah_Grey
  55. (Falcon puncher, and vest of illuminati)
  56. 8:28:34 PMJaczac
  57. ((yeah drive is down))
  58. 8:28:39 PMJonah_Grey
  59. ((I have leather shit, but it's in my inventory))
  60. 8:30:08 PMJonah_Grey
  61. Anyways
  62. 8:30:36 PMAnionCation
  63. You find in the other chest swords, (1d6), shoes (leather armour set = 2AC), 4 lb of TNT (2d4 damage 5ft radius), a knuckle duster (1d6 damage) and a mace (1d8 damage)
  64. 8:30:56 PM
  65. and an ORB OF STORM
  66. 8:31:15 PM
  67. (1d6 damage +RANGED - mod only)
  68. 8:32:28 PMJonah_Grey
  69. I pick up the 1.81436948 kg of TNT (2d4 dmg, 1.52m rad), the knuckle duster, the mace and the ORB OF STORM
  70. 8:32:57 PMAnionCation
  71. You pick it up and realise that that is WAYY too much stuff to hold.
  72. 8:33:23 PMJonah_Grey
  73. I see that I can't hold that many things, and captchalogue it instead
  74. 8:33:46 PMAnionCation
  75. besides the fact that the orb of storm isn't even a corporeal or real construct.
  76. 8:33:49 PM
  77. You captchalogue them.
  78. 8:34:03 PM
  79. You suddenly hear that the computer preivously has finally started up.
  80. 8:34:27 PMJonah_Grey
  81. Well that took bloody ages
  82. 8:34:44 PMAnionCation
  83. you hear the nostalgic Windows XP doot doot doot doot
  84. 8:34:45 PMJonah_Grey
  85. Still, I'd better check up on the seagulls first
  86. 8:35:16 PMJaczac
  87. ((hey anion did you approve biotic radar for my feat?))
  88. 8:35:30 PMAnionCation
  89. (not seen it idt?)
  90. 8:35:43 PM
  91. So do you go to the seaguls? (which are where?)
  92. 8:36:39 PMJaczac
  93. ((lemme write it))
  94. 8:36:52 PMAnionCation
  95. (could you PM it rather than spam the log?)
  96. 8:36:55 PMJonah_Grey
  97. ((They are in the same room as the imps were, the one with the exploded door)) and I head towards the seagulls
  98. 8:37:21 PM
  99. ((They were captured by the imps))
  100. 8:39:29 PMJonah_Grey
  101. so I head towards the seagulls and free them
  102. 8:42:11 PMAnionCation
  103. You head towards the room and uncapture the seagulls
  104. 8:42:18 PM
  105. "Wow.. take your time..."
  106. 8:42:27 PMJonah_Grey
  107. "Sorry about that"
  108. 8:42:52 PMAnionCation
  109. "Yeah! You should be."
  110. 8:42:57 PMJonah_Grey
  111. "At least you guys are free now"
  112. 8:43:13 PMAnionCation
  113. "Well yeah."
  114. 8:43:26 PM
  115. "do you want to give us something or do you mind if we just go?"
  116. 8:43:43 PMJonah_Grey
  117. "Can't think of anything"
  118. 8:43:51 PM
  119. "So feel free to go"
  120. 8:43:55 PMAnionCation
  121. The seagulls find their way out and fly away.
  122. 8:44:16 PMJonah_Grey
  123. I realize I probably should've asked about the place
  124. 8:44:23 PM
  125. Oh well
  126. 8:44:30 PM
  127. I head towards the computer room
  128. 8:44:45 PMAnionCation
  129. You do so and see the windows XP familiar green grass hill
  130. 8:45:13 PMJonah_Grey
  131. Ah the best kind of background
  132. 8:45:31 PM
  133. An 800x600 32-bit computer background
  134. 8:45:41 PMAnionCation
  135. 32-bit? Are you CRAZY?
  136. 8:45:48 PM
  137. This hardware isn't even nearly that good
  138. 8:45:50 PM
  139. No, this is 16 bit.
  140. 8:46:04 PMJonah_Grey
  141. Damn
  142. 8:46:16 PM
  143. That's some old shit
  144. 8:46:24 PM
  145. Let's snoop around in it
  146. 8:46:37 PMAnionCation
  147. You snoop around it
  148. 8:46:41 PM
  149. However quickly are stopped
  150. 8:46:52 PM
  151. What by you ask? Only the most infamous anti-purpose program.
  152. 8:46:56 PM
  153. Your arch enemy
  154. 8:46:58 PM
  155. your life rival.
  156. 8:47:02 PM
  157. A message pops up on your screen.
  158. 8:47:20 PMJonah_Grey
  159. I read the message
  160. 8:47:27 PMAnionCation
  161. "It looks like you're looking at your desktop! Need some help?"
  162. 8:47:37 PM
  163. A paperclip appears at the side of the screen
  164. 8:47:37 PMJonah_Grey
  165. CLIPPYYYYYYY !!!!!
  166. 8:48:22 PM
  167. I close his face and open the My docunents.
  168. 8:48:29 PM
  169. *documents
  170. 8:48:47 PMAnionCation
  171. You open it and see that there are several folders called "System 32"
  172. 8:48:50 PM
  173. Clearly backups.
  174. 8:49:15 PM
  175. You see that there are also several folders with various plan titles
  176. 8:49:26 PM
  177. The most recent folder is "Plan 42"
  178. 8:49:35 PMJonah_Grey
  179. I open that one
  180. 8:49:56 PMAnionCation
  181. You open the folder and see that there is a text document labeled "Derse Domination"
  182. 8:50:15 PM
  183. You take note of the illiteration. Clearly there must have been some newspaper on it for htem to get the title from.
  184. 8:50:17 PMJonah_Grey
  185. "Derse? That seems familiar..."
  186. 8:50:33 PM
  187. I open the document.
  188. 8:50:54 PMAnionCation
  189. You open it, and skim read it
  190. 8:51:22 PM
  191. It generally says along the lines of "Assassinated the white monarchy, rekoning in 12 hours, kill dreamers, destroy slabs, invade lands.
  192. 8:51:45 PM
  193. Another file is a link to a countdown
  194. 8:51:54 PMJonah_Grey
  195. I click the link
  196. 8:51:54 PMAnionCation
  197. "Planet invasion counter"
  198. 8:52:10 PM
  199. You see that it has 10 minutes left
  200. 8:52:23 PMJonah_Grey
  201. oh shit
  202. 8:52:50 PM
  203. That doesn't seem good
  204. 8:54:04 PMJonah_Grey
  205. So in 10 minutes, a planet gets invaded
  206. 8:54:26 PM
  207. great
  208. 8:54:26 PMAnionCation
  209. from what you gathered from the other document all planets get invaded then.
  210. 8:54:40 PMJonah_Grey
  211. So that also means my planet
  212. 8:54:42 PMAnionCation
  213. There are no more files in that folder
  214. 8:54:56 PM
  215. Looking around the computer some more you notice another file called "Map."
  216. 8:55:05 PMJonah_Grey
  217. I open that file
  218. 8:55:13 PMAnionCation
  219. It contains 2 parts, One of the planet, one of the skaia system you are in
  220. 8:55:22 PM
  221. It has all of the planets labeled, all circular around skaia
  222. 8:55:28 PM
  223. However has crosses on prospit
  224. 8:55:31 PM
  225. and a second derse drawn on
  226. 8:55:49 PMJonah_Grey
  227. I have no idea what any of this means
  228. 8:56:17 PMAnionCation
  229. You note that there are many meteors and asteroids all over the place
  230. 8:56:30 PM
  231. and a ring with everything past it grayed out as "The Veil"
  232. 8:56:43 PM
  233. there is a footnote that there are several factories and bases out there, but they have been lost for years.
  234. 8:57:38 PMJonah_Grey
  235. I should probably ask that sprite thing about all of this, seeing as I don't know what's going on.
  236. 8:57:38 PMAnionCation
  237. You gain a rank for killing the imps from earlier
  238. 8:57:47 PM
  239. and you gain 2 levels from freeing the seagulls
  240. 8:57:51 PMJonah_Grey
  241. Then again, I don't think he'd be helpful
  242. 8:57:58 PM
  243. Oh yay, rank 10
  244. 8:58:13 PMAnionCation
  245. You gain a final level for finding out quest relevent information
  246. 8:58:21 PMJonah_Grey
  247. *11
  248. 9:01:37 PMJonah_Grey
  249. I quickly put 2pt in Str, 1pt in Dex, and 1pt in Con.
  250. 9:05:16 PMJonah_Grey
  251. I also become more adept at Acrobatics, Sleight of Hand, Stealth and Deception
  252. 9:06:30 PMJonah_Grey
  253. My con increase gives me 10 more hit points
  254. 9:07:00 PM
  255. roll 3#1d6+2
  256. 9:07:00 PM`DICE
  257. Jonah_Grey rolled 3#1d6+2 [ 1d6=6 ]{8}, [ 1d6=1 ]{3}, [ 1d6=6 ]{8}
  258. 9:07:04 PMJonah_Grey
  259. roll 1d6+3
  260. 9:07:05 PM`DICE
  261. Jonah_Grey rolled 1d6+3 [ 1d6=4 ]{7}
  262. 9:07:26 PMJonah_Grey
  263. and gain another 26 from leveling
  264. 9:08:17 PM
  265. I also realize that all this concepts seem really fucking stupid
  266. 9:18:10 PMJonah_Grey
  267. After my bunch of leveling, I decide to trap this place up. I leave a tripmine in the entrance of the computer room, a Big Fucking mine in the sleeping quarters
  268. 9:18:28 PM
  269. a trip mine on the stairs, and a trip mine in the entrance
  270. 9:19:39 PMAnionCation
  271. You successfully mine the place
  272. 9:20:10 PMJonah_Grey
  273. I get the fuck out of here. There's nothing much to do here.
  274. 9:22:05 PMJonah_Grey
  275. I return home after a job well done.
  276. 9:26:27 PMJonah_Grey
  277. I suddenly notice Jaczac's Memo
  278. 9:26:50 PM
  279. ((which is this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/RPGStuck/comments/3nrfji/the_reckoning/))
  280. 9:27:24 PMAnionCation
  281. (sry back)
  282. 9:27:28 PMJonah_Grey
  283. ((np))
  284. 9:27:34 PMAnionCation
  285. (gonna retcon a little bit)
  286. 9:27:51 PM
  287. After mining the place and just as you exit, you notice that there is a den map similar to what got marked on your map
  288. 9:28:01 PM
  289. However there is another structure there
  290. 9:28:18 PM
  291. There is your house, and also a.. weird.. corporate tower?
  292. 9:28:31 PM
  293. Labeled "Top Trumps"
  294. 9:28:36 PM
  295. *"Top Trumps Towers
  296. 9:29:27 PMJonah_Grey
  297. Hmm, interesting...
  298. 9:29:39 PM
  299. ((I also notice and reply to the memo))
  300. 9:29:50 PM
  301. I head to Top Trumps Tower
  302. 9:31:00 PMAnionCation
  303. You exit for the top trumps tower and when you come across it you notice that there is an 'Alchemy Station' advertisement
  304. 9:31:27 PMJonah_Grey
  305. More ads?
  306. 9:31:50 PM
  307. I try to find the close button, then realize the ad is a physical entity that cannot be closed
  308. 9:31:52 PMAnionCation
  309. Apparently inside this tower there is a promotion for a semi-portable alchemy station - which is leads you to believe it is like your alchemy system at home, however it can be moved by captchaloging and unlogging it, however it is unplacable during combat
  310. 9:31:53 PMJonah_Grey
  311. Shit
  312. 9:32:03 PMAnionCation
  313. You attempt to close it and resolve to punching it
  314. 9:32:09 PM
  315. .roll strength
  316. 9:32:10 PMJonah_Grey
  317. FALCON PUNCH
  318. 9:32:34 PM
  319. roll 1d20+1
  320. 9:32:34 PM`DICE
  321. Jonah_Grey rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=18 ]{19}
  322. 9:32:51 PMAnionCation
  323. you punch the ad so hard it smashes the doors to the front of the Top Trumps Tower building
  324. 9:32:58 PM
  325. You take out the guard imps standing behind it
  326. 9:33:06 PM
  327. you pick up 60 grist
  328. 9:33:17 PMJonah_Grey
  329. Nice
  330. 9:33:26 PM
  331. I enter the building
  332. 9:33:38 PMAnionCation
  333. You enter and the receptionist look stunned
  334. 9:33:49 PM
  335. Looking around, it is a posh steel and glass building that is very shiney
  336. 9:33:59 PM
  337. There are 11 floors, and you also notice its been about 10 minutes.
  338. 9:34:21 PM
  339. There is a long staircase to the back left and back right of the tower, both of which go up to the roof
  340. 9:34:42 PM
  341. there are computers around the room, all of which are locked
  342. 9:35:15 PM
  343. You hear a crash as a meteor crashes on your planet not too far from the building
  344. 9:35:22 PMJonah_Grey
  345. Oh shit
  346. 9:35:27 PMAnionCation
  347. 5 ogres emerge and begin walking towards the building
  348. 9:35:36 PM
  349. they are about 1 minute of running away though
  350. 9:36:34 PMJonah_Grey
  351. I politely intimidate the receptionist into arranging me full access to all the files on the computer
  352. 9:36:37 PM
  353. roll 1d20+2
  354. 9:36:37 PM`DICE
  355. Jonah_Grey rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  356. 9:37:06 PMAnionCation
  357. You shout at her and she runs outside and thus allows you to access her computer
  358. 9:37:33 PMJonah_Grey
  359. I access her computer, and skim the files inside it
  360. 9:39:02 PMJonah_Grey
  361. ((also, politely shout))
  362. 9:41:50 PMAnionCation
  363. You access the files and note that there is an 'Aurora' on the top of the building, which appears to be a space faring ship capable of carrying 10 captcha cards worth of cargo, has an on board computer and a tier 7 engine, tier 5 laser space fight mark pew pew guns, has 1 small sleeping cabin directly behind a tiny seating area - enough for 1 person to sit, and a cockpit - enough for 1 person to pilot. It is fairly thin and has no wings - which ofc it doesn't need in space. ITS A SPACE SHIP WHY WOULD IT HAVE WINGS.
  364. 9:42:06 PM
  365. It doesn't look like a super expensive spaceship, but its damn cool at that.
  366. 9:42:22 PM
  367. It also has mark IV impulse thrusters, allowing for very fast turning!
  368. 9:43:32 PMJonah_Grey
  369. I try to remotely start the Aurora's engine.
  370. 9:44:05 PMAnionCation
  371. You are able to start the warmup and prepare for launch systems, but are unable to start anything properly more than startup
  372. 9:44:12 PM
  373. It will take a short while to start up anyway
  374. 9:44:15 PM
  375. A short while which you do not have
  376. 9:44:25 PM
  377. since the ogres have JUST BROKEN INTO THE BUILDING
  378. 9:44:32 PM
  379. You hear another meteor smash down even closer this time
  380. 9:44:40 PM
  381. 4 basilisks clamber out of this one
  382. 9:44:46 PM
  383. they too will take a short while to reach you - 30 seconds
  384. 9:44:50 PMJonah_Grey
  385. I throw the computer at the ogres, then dash towards the roof
  386. 9:45:09 PM
  387. roll 1d20+1
  388. 9:45:09 PM`DICE
  389. Jonah_Grey rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
  390. 9:45:37 PMAnionCation
  391. You dash to the second floor
  392. 9:45:49 PM
  393. You manage to only toss the computer screen off the desk
  394. 9:46:27 PMJonah_Grey
  395. I keep dashing towards the roof
  396. 9:46:48 PM
  397. why the hell stop at not even halfway
  398. 9:47:25 PM
  399. ((also, gonna take a shower, be back in a few minutes
  400. 9:47:52 PMAnionCation
  401. One of the ogres grabs a chair and attempts to throw the chair at you
  402. 9:48:13 PM
  403. roll 1d20+3
  404. 9:48:14 PM`DICE
  405. AnionCation rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  406. 9:48:18 PMAnionCation
  407. It misses
  408. 9:48:47 PM
  409. You run to the second floor
  410. 9:48:53 PM
  411. Another chair is attempted to be thrown at you
  412. 9:48:56 PM
  413. roll 1d20+2
  414. 9:48:56 PM`DICE
  415. AnionCation rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
  416. 9:49:04 PMAnionCation
  417. It hits you, knocking you on your side
  418. 9:49:19 PM
  419. As the basilisks clamber up to your floor
  420. 9:49:22 PM
  421. One attempts to leap at you
  422. 9:49:25 PM
  423. roll 1d20+3
  424. 9:49:26 PM`DICE
  425. AnionCation rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
  426. 9:49:37 PMAnionCation
  427. It lands on you
  428. 9:49:42 PM
  429. -your turn
  430. 9:51:30 PMAnionCation
  431. (oh also you gain a rung for proficient hacking and entering the tower dramatically)
  432. 9:51:34 PM
  433. (each)
  434. 9:57:25 PMJonah_Grey
  435. (back)
  436. 9:57:47 PM
  437. I punch the basilisk
  438. 9:57:52 PM
  439. roll 1d20+1
  440. 9:57:52 PM`DICE
  441. Jonah_Grey rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=2 ]{3}
  442. 9:58:00 PMAnionCation
  443. You fail to punch him
  444. 9:58:25 PMJonah_Grey
  445. I try punching again
  446. 9:58:31 PM
  447. roll 1d20+1
  448. 9:58:31 PM`DICE
  449. Jonah_Grey rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
  450. 9:58:52 PMAnionCation
  451. You manage to punch him off this time
  452. 9:58:56 PM
  453. However in the meantime the basilisk bit you
  454. 9:58:59 PM
  455. roll 1d20+2
  456. 9:59:00 PM`DICE
  457. AnionCation rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  458. 9:59:05 PMAnionCation
  459. It fails however
  460. 9:59:11 PM
  461. an ogre also chucks a chair at you again
  462. 9:59:13 PM
  463. roll 1d20+3
  464. 9:59:14 PM`DICE
  465. AnionCation rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  466. 9:59:18 PMAnionCation
  467. (whats your AC?)
  468. 9:59:30 PMJonah_Grey
  469. (I think it's still 1)
  470. 9:59:47 PMAnionCation
  471. (AC is armour + 10 + 1/2 dex mod)
  472. 10:00:53 PMJonah_Grey
  473. (11-0.5)
  474. 10:01:54 PMAnionCation
  475. the ogre succeeds to chuck the chair at you
  476. 10:01:57 PM
  477. roll 1d6+4
  478. 10:01:58 PM`DICE
  479. AnionCation rolled 1d6+4 [ 1d6=6 ]{10}
  480. 10:02:01 PMAnionCation
  481. it deals 10 damage
  482. 10:02:20 PMJonah_Grey
  483. * umpf *
  484. 10:03:41 PMAnionCation
  485. -your turn again
  486. 10:03:41 PMJonah_Grey
  487. I ignore the pain and run for the roof
  488. 10:03:51 PMAnionCation
  489. You focus again and run
  490. 10:04:39 PM
  491. you reach the next floor and notice that the alchemiter described is on showcase there
  492. 10:04:47 PM
  493. You also have another chair thrown at you
  494. 10:04:48 PM
  495. roll 1d20+3
  496. 10:04:49 PM`DICE
  497. AnionCation rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  498. 10:04:51 PMAnionCation
  499. It also hits
  500. 10:04:55 PM
  501. roll 1d6+4
  502. 10:04:55 PM`DICE
  503. AnionCation rolled 1d6+4 [ 1d6=3 ]{7}
  504. 10:04:57 PMJonah_Grey
  505. Piss
  506. 10:04:59 PMAnionCation
  507. Dealing 7 damage
  508. 10:05:21 PM
  509. another meteor crashes
  510. 10:05:58 PMJonah_Grey
  511. arseshitecuntfuckbastardpiss
  512. 10:06:18 PM
  513. How many fucking meteors can a bitch have
  514. 10:06:30 PMAnionCation
  515. This time 3 litches come out
  516. 10:06:44 PM
  517. -your turn
  518. 10:06:57 PMJonah_Grey
  519. I quickly captcha the alchemiter thing, then dash to the roof
  520. 10:07:54 PMAnionCation
  521. You run to the 5th floor
  522. 10:07:57 PM
  523. Another chair.
  524. 10:07:59 PM
  525. roll 1d20+3
  526. 10:07:59 PM`DICE
  527. AnionCation rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
  528. 10:08:02 PMAnionCation
  529. it misses
  530. 10:08:06 PM
  531. A lich fires a fireballa at you
  532. 10:08:13 PM
  533. roll 1d12+6
  534. 10:08:13 PM`DICE
  535. AnionCation rolled 1d12+6 [ 1d12=8 ]{14}
  536. 10:08:15 PMAnionCation
  537. It hits
  538. 10:08:18 PM
  539. roll 1d4+4
  540. 10:08:18 PM`DICE
  541. AnionCation rolled 1d4+4 [ 1d4=1 ]{5}
  542. 10:08:21 PMAnionCation
  543. Dealing 5 damage
  544. 10:08:45 PMJonah_Grey
  545. owowowowow
  546. 10:09:10 PM
  547. I keep running
  548. 10:09:29 PMAnionCation
  549. Now onto the 6th floor
  550. 10:09:31 PM
  551. Another chair
  552. 10:09:34 PM
  553. roll 1d20+3
  554. 10:09:34 PM`DICE
  555. AnionCation rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  556. 10:09:37 PMAnionCation
  557. roll 1d12+6
  558. 10:09:37 PM`DICE
  559. AnionCation rolled 1d12+6 [ 1d12=8 ]{14}
  560. 10:09:43 PMAnionCation
  561. Chair misses, fireball hits
  562. 10:09:45 PM
  563. roll 1d4+4
  564. 10:09:45 PM`DICE
  565. AnionCation rolled 1d4+4 [ 1d4=4 ]{8}
  566. 10:09:48 PMAnionCation
  567. 8 damage this time!
  568. 10:10:00 PMJonah_Grey
  569. Jesus
  570. 10:10:05 PM
  571. Wait a second
  572. 10:10:16 PMAnionCation
  573. oh?
  574. 10:10:33 PMJonah_Grey
  575. I uncaptcha my seagull, crash out the window, then fly to the roof
  576. 10:11:02 PMAnionCation
  577. .roll acrobatics
  578. 10:11:13 PMJonah_Grey
  579. roll 1d20
  580. 10:11:13 PM`DICE
  581. Jonah_Grey rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
  582. 10:11:18 PMJonah_Grey
  583. ffs
  584. 10:11:40 PMAnionCation
  585. You jump out the window and fall down, before the seagull flies you into the floor below
  586. 10:11:48 PM
  587. Although luckly you notice that there is an elevator
  588. 10:12:09 PMJonah_Grey
  589. ...
  590. 10:12:11 PM
  591. ...I take the elevator
  592. 10:12:18 PMAnionCation
  593. and your antics stop the underlings from realising what the fuck you are doing
  594. 10:13:16 PMJonah_Grey
  595. I take the elevator and go up
  596. 10:13:22 PM
  597. to the roof
  598. 10:13:53 PMAnionCation
  599. You slowly go up the elevator as more meteors crash, more chairs are thrown and fireballs smash the roof
  600. 10:14:00 PM
  601. *smash the glass
  602. 10:14:20 PM
  603. you slowly ascend
  604. 10:14:22 PMJonah_Grey
  605. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0RJPFOpBlg
  606. Close media
  607.  
  608.  
  609. 10:14:46 PMAnionCation
  610. At the 8th floor a meteor crashes really close, and on the 9th battleships begin descending
  611. 10:15:11 PM
  612. As the battleships descend fighters jets smash into the building, exploding
  613. 10:15:16 PM
  614. Somehow, the building remains together
  615. 10:15:23 PM
  616. and you keep on going up slowly, frantically smashing the "roof" button
  617. 10:15:37 PM
  618. After a solid 3 minutes of ascending as a literal war breaks out against this building, you reach the roof
  619. 10:15:43 PMJonah_Grey
  620. FUCK THIS ELEVATOR MUSIC
  621. 10:15:52 PMAnionCation
  622. The doors drop off and you jump out quickly before the elevator collapses
  623. 10:15:56 PM
  624. The building shakes
  625. 10:16:06 PMJonah_Grey
  626. I enter the Aurora, and gtfo
  627. 10:16:32 PMAnionCation
  628. You jump into the aurora, and lift off
  629. 10:16:38 PM
  630. The Top Trumps Towers collapse
  631. 10:16:49 PM
  632. You fly it into orbit
  633. 10:16:52 PM
  634. and gain 2 levels
  635. 10:17:10 PMJonah_Grey
  636. Holy shit powerleveling
  637. 10:17:24 PMAnionCation
  638. what level?
  639. 10:18:42 PMJonah_Grey
  640. 14 if I'm counting correct
  641. 10:19:00 PM
  642. (4 from the fortress, and 3 from top trumps)
  643. 10:19:15 PMAnionCation
  644. (4 from the tower - 2 at the start and 2 at the end)
  645. 10:19:40 PMJonah_Grey
  646. ((Shit, and I didn't even have feats))
  647. 10:19:50 PM
  648. (I should come up with some)
  649. 10:20:25 PMAnionCation
  650. (it can wait a bit)
  651. 10:20:30 PM
  652. (you aren't going to need them right now)
  653. 10:20:44 PM
  654. You exit into orbit and realise that you have little to no clue what to do from here on out
  655. 10:21:07 PM
  656. You notice that inside the cockpit there are sufficient stereing and control aperatus (full description to come at some point later)
  657. 10:21:27 PM
  658. and there is also a star map application alongside the shield and orientation indicator
  659. 10:21:53 PM
  660. The star map appears to have various places in the area grayed out before as the 'veil'
  661. 10:23:13 PMAnionCation
  662. There is one asteroid listed as 'Safety Hideout Incase of Emergency'
  663. 10:24:48 PMAnionCation
  664. You can access the log of it and see that apparently it has not been accessed in decades, although it should still be operable.
  665. 10:25:08 PMJonah_Grey
  666. For leveling up so much I gain 1 Str, 2 Dex, 1 Con, I get acrobatics, athletics, perception and investigation
  667. 10:25:18 PM
  668. roll 4#1d6+3
  669. 10:25:18 PM`DICE
  670. Jonah_Grey rolled 4#1d6+3 [ 1d6=4 ]{7}, [ 1d6=2 ]{5}, [ 1d6=4 ]{7}, [ 1d6=4 ]{7}
  671. 10:25:36 PMJonah_Grey
  672. I also gain 26 hp
  673. 10:26:10 PM
  674. I have still no clue what any of these things that pop up in my brain actually are
  675. 10:26:45 PM
  676. probably another trick from those voices in my head
  677. 10:27:26 PM
  678. Anyways, it seems like I should probably head to the SHIE
  679. 10:27:41 PM
  680. Even though it's probably a trap
  681. 10:27:55 PM
  682. I set course for the SHIE
  683. 10:28:19 PMAnionCation
  684. You fly over to SHIE, it takes about an hour and a half to fly over there
  685. 10:28:44 PM
  686. You see that there is a landing pad marked, which you are able to fly and land on with a button of "auto land" which is pre-programmed for this asteroid
  687. 10:29:26 PM
  688. You land on a large landing pad, which has an airlock.. which is weird because its not required since there appears to be breathable air here? maybe?
  689. 10:29:35 PMJonah_Grey
  690. Oh right, what about that bomb thingy that was there near the bunker thungy?
  691. 10:29:47 PM
  692. how's the countdown on that?
  693. 10:29:54 PMAnionCation
  694. Those went off a bit ago
  695. 10:30:03 PMJonah_Grey
  696. Welp
  697. 10:30:07 PMAnionCation
  698. But unfortunately you realise that it is probably WAYY too dangerous to get in
  699. 10:30:52 PMJonah_Grey
  700. looks like LOCAS is nuked
  701. 10:31:02 PM
  702. oh well
  703. 10:31:40 PM
  704. I try to find another way inside
  705. 10:31:40 PMAnionCation
  706. it appears to be fine, however covered in dersite agents and underlings
  707. 10:32:04 PM
  708. There is a valley that has many doors in the sides of it and a pathway between them in the asteroid
  709. 10:32:13 PM
  710. You note that it is labeled "67P"
  711. 10:32:22 PM
  712. (the asteroid that is)
  713. 10:34:10 PMJonah_Grey
  714. I land near the valley, exit the ship, and try to jump on one of the pathways
  715. 10:34:35 PMAnionCation
  716. (Sry do you mind if we end here, I have a map for the asteroid but i gotta make it digital and also write up your aurora)
  717. 10:34:44 PM
  718. (Also you are now starting to get ahead of jaczac)
  719. 10:35:00 PMJonah_Grey
  720. ((okay))
  721. 10:35:12 PMAnionCation
  722. (before though)
  723. 10:35:22 PMJonah_Grey
  724. ((Oh right, I still needed to get killed))
  725. 10:35:26 PMAnionCation
  726. The aurora bloops as you take your hands off of the panel as it recognises your DNA)
  727. 10:35:28 PM
  728. (you don't)
  729. 10:35:42 PM
  730. A red message bloops up on the screen
  731. 10:36:00 PM
  732. "Owner recognised: Please Enter Name"
  733. 10:36:26 PM
  734. 'Aurora will now only accept pilot.'
  735. 10:36:28 PMJaczac
  736. ((psats suck))
  737. 10:36:39 PM
  738. ((one more section to go))
  739. 10:36:44 PMAnionCation
  740. 'Please also enter name for Aurora: '
  741. 10:39:07 PMJonah_Grey
  742. I enter the name submarineEmissary for myself, and call the Aurora the "Polaris of Terror"
  743. 10:39:29 PMAnionCation
  744. "Ploaris of Terror now recognises submarineEmissary as its Pilot!"
  745. 10:39:32 PM
  746. "Bloop!"
  747. 10:39:40 PM
  748. ==END==
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