- Canada beat your ass twice and burned down the white house

-the british ruled you for quiet a while, so technically all of you are sloppy seconds, compared to the queen(she ruled a lot of places)

Shall i continue…

- you are one of the fattest, dumbest countries in the world
(According to studies)

-it is not a good look for being known as the land of the fat/home of the obese (see what i did there;))


-you are in millions of dollars in debt from china cause you couldn't afford to build their own country on their own.(my oh my, it gets worse as i go down)


- your country invaded many place for oil, talk about thieving cunts.

- you almost wiped the aboriginal people of the planet(and spread horrible disease)


-you have horrible deteriorating economy, expensive health care, expensive schooling that working class cannot afford(speaking if working class)


-the obvious social divide between the rich and working class(won't even bring up the the poor)


And your country survives on capitalism(the rich get richer and the poor get poorer)

Oh and your country is the worst on pollution.


Now lets compare you to Canada


-we beat your ass out of our country and burned the white house.

-we have have free health care, and schooling(up to a certain point)


-our economy is better than yours


-we are not in millions of dollars of debt.

People can make a living here, that is why people leave from the USA and many other places, because it is easier