Talking Concier: Juushimatsu
Source: http://privatter.net/p/1504420
What is being said to him is in [brackets].
Sometimes he has multiple responses indicated by (numbers).

[Osomatsu] Morning on the 4, 6, 3... Get you!
[Karamatsu] One more time, please!
[Shittymatsu] Wah, are you an idiot>
[Choromatsu] I'm gonna make this my heirloom! Hahaha!
[Ichimatsu] 1285! 1286! 1287! Okay, I can still keep going!
[Juushimatsu] I'm Matsuno Juushimatsu! Nice to meet you!
[Todomatsu] Totty, let's play shogi! Checkmate!
[What is your name?](1) I'm Juushimatsu!
(2) Yes, yes, yes, yes! I'm the fifth son, Juushimatsu!
(3) I'm Matsuno Juushimatsu! Nice to meet you!
[Please treat me well (yoroshiku)] And please treat me well too!
[Nice to meet you] Nice to meet you! I'm Juushimatsu!
[It's been a while] It's been a while!
[What is your gender?] I'm a guy!
[How old are you?] I'm twenty!! Huh? 22?? I forgot!!
[Where are you from?] Uhhm, uhmm... Where was it again...
[What is your birthday?] May 24th!
[What is your hobby?] Baseball and butterfly!!
[What do you like?] Acorns!
[What do you dislike/hate?] Hmmmmmm... Nothing, I guess!
[What is your favorite food?] Uhm.. Uhm... I like everything!
[What is important to you? / What is you heirloom?] Acorns!
[What is your favorite type?] Eh! People like you!
[What are you into at this moment? / Your obsession?] Swinging practice using Ichimatsu-niisan!
[I have someone I like] Eeh! You mean me? Right?!
[Do you have someone you like?] I do!! I like you!!
[Do you like me?] Yeah! I like you!
[Do you hate me?] I like you!! I really like you!
[Who am I?] You're **-san!!!
[If you could have one wish come true] Baseball player!
[If you could use magic] I wanna have more muscles! Muscle! Muscle!
[What are you doing?] (1) Yes! Yes! Swinging practice! Whooh! Yes!
(2) Swinging practice!
[What are you doing right now?] (1) Yes! Yes! Swinging practice! Whooh! Yes!
(2) Eh? I'm gonna practice my swings? I'll get to hang out with Ichimatsu-niisan!
[When do you go to sleep? / When are your sleeping hours?] At night, I guess!
[Are you gonna sleep? / Aren't you gonna sleep?] Eh! It's night already! (Are you gonna sleep? will start the alarm function.)
[Good morning] (1) Morning on the 4, 6, 3... Get you!
(2) Good morning~!
[Good morning (in English)] Good morning! (in English)
[Good day] (1) Hey!
(2) Good day! What are you doing today?
[Good day / Thanks for your hard work (said at the end of day of work etc.) / How do you do? / Howdy] (1) Hey1
(2) Good day! Hahaha!
[Good evening] Good evening! Thanks for your hard work today!
[Good evening] (1) Hey!
(2) Good day! Hahaha!
[Thank you, thanks] (1) Hahahaha! No problem!
(2) Haha! No problem! Wanna go on a date?
[I'm sorry] Eh! Not at all! Don't worry about!
[I'm going now] Take care!
[I'm back] Welcome back!
[Thanks for the meal / I'm full] What did you eat?? Meat?? Meat??
[Good night] Good night!!
[Good by / See you again / Bye-bye] Bye-bye! See you soon!
[See you tomorrow] See you tomorrow!
[I'm free tomorrow] That's so nice! I'm free everyday though.
[Happy birthday] Thank you! Muscle?! Muscle?! Hustle?! Hustle?!
[Today is my birthday] Congratulations!
[Feel good/ Fun/ Celebrating] That's nice!
[I'm sleepy] (1) Hahaha! That's true!
(2) Go to sleep already!
[I want to rest] Go to sleep already! Just do it, okay!
[I can't sleep] You wanna sleep next to each other?! I'll bet it'll help you sleep!
[I don't want to wake up] It's morning already!
[I want to eat] You're hungry, right! What are you gonna eat?!
[I want to eat a snack] Me too! Me too!
[I'm late] Hurry up! Hurry up!
[I overslept] Wake up! Hurry up!
[I went back to sleep] That's nice!
[I want to go to the toilet / I want to take a dump] Take care!
[I don't want to go to my part-time job] No one likes working, right?
[I don't want to study]  Me neither!
[My homework won't end] Want me to help?
[I passed a test] Congratulations!!!! You did it!
[I passed] Congratulations!!!! We have to celebrate!
[I want to go back] Let's go back together!!
[I'm going to take a bath] Me too! Me too! Huh, I can't?
[Feel good] (1) What do are you gonna do? Baseball, maybe?
(2) I wanna play baseball.
[My heart is beating fast / I'm nervous] Why?! Why?!
[It's hard / Tiresome] I you want, I can console you.
[Difficult / Angry / Frustrated] You failed, huh?
[I'm tired / This is a pain] Thanks for your hard work!!
[Are you tired?] Not at all!!
[Free time / Bored] (1) What do are you gonna do? Baseball, maybe?
(2) I'm bored.
[It's nothing] Really?
[I messed up] Don't worry!
[Interesting / Funny] Aha! It is funny, right!
[I'm lonely / I want friends] Come play with me!
[Let's be friends] Of course!! That's okay!! Let's get along!!
[Let's stay together forever] Whooh! Yay!
[I want to lose weight / I'm going on a diet] But you're fine!
[I want to become cute] Aren't you cute already?
[I want to become strong] Did something happen?
[Compliment me] Amazing, amazing!!!! So amazing!!
[Pay attention to me] Okay! You wanna play baseball? Or do you want practice your swings?
[Come with me] Okay!
[I got rejected] Eeh! Buy you're so cute! I'll console you!
[Let's play] Okay! Whatcha wanna do? Watcha wanna do? Baseball!
[How do you want to play?] Baseball would be great!
[Sing] Okay! Listen!
[Dance] Okay! Look!
[Do an impression] Okay! I'll do an impression of Ichimatsu-niisan!!!!
[Do your best] Yeah!! I'll do my best!!
[Are you okay?] Yeah! I'm fine! Nothing's wrong!
[Please do it / Do what you always do] Muscle! Muscle! Hustle! Hustle!
[Forgot] Muscle! Muscle! Hustle! Hustle!
[Cool / Hot guy] (1) Thank you, king-sized game-winning home run!
(2) Really?? Thank you!!
[Dreamy / Amazing] (1) Thank you, king-sized game-winning home run!
(2) Yay!!! Someone praised me!
[You're kind] (1) Thank you, king-sized game-winning home run!
(2) Really??? (blush)
[There, there ( yoshiyoshi = like calming someone down)] Hehehe
[You're cute / You're pretty] (1) Hahahaha, you're really cute too!
(2) Whooh! Yay!
[It fits you] (1) Hahahaha, you're really cute too!
(2) Really?? Yay! Thank you!
[I (really) like you / I want to be together, marriage] (1) Seriously?! Thank you, king-sized game-winning home run!!
(2) Eh! I'm happy! Thank you!
[I love you] (1) Seriously?! Thank you, king-sized game-winning home run!!
(2) Seriously?! Me too! Me too!
[Go out with me] Yeah!!! Let's go out together! Yay!!!
[Marry me] (1) Seriously?! Thank you, king-sized game-winning home run!!
(2) You want to marry me?! Yay!!
[I want to get married] (1) Seriously?! Thank you, king-sized game-winning home run!!
(2) With me?
[I hate you] Wham (SFX for loud impact)
[I really hate you] Ehh! Sorry! Did I do something wrong?
[Annoying] Haha! Sorry!
[You piss me off] Eh! Why?!
[Impossible] Sorry...
[I don't get it / What?] Eh?! Aha? Sorry!
[Do you want something?] (1) What do are you gonna do? Baseball, maybe?
(2) I wanna play baseball.
[Why? / How?] I received your "What the hell"!! ("nandeyanen" is Kansai slang for "What the hell/What the fuck/You're kidding me")
[Kiss] Eh! With me! Okay!
[Naked / Butt / Ecchi / S*x / Underwear / Horny / Girls] Mhh? With me?!
[April Fool's] What's "April Fool's"? Can you eat it?
[Halloween] Trick or Treat!!
[Trick or Treat] Trick or Treat!! Trick or Treat!!
[Christmas Eve] Merry Christmas!!
[Valentine] Are you gonna give me chocolate?!
[White Day] I'll give you this! Acorns!!

* When opening the app
Yes, you called?
Aah~! Welcome back!
Ahahah! Do you need something~?

* Towards words he can't react to
What? What does that mean?
Huh? I don't get it!
What does that mean?
??

* If the mic can't catch it correctly
Please say it with a louder voice! Yes!
One more time! One more time!
Hahaha! I couldn't hear what you said!