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- EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
- ROBERT! E.! LEE!
- VS!
- WILLIIIIAM WILBERFOOOOORCE!
- BEGIN!
- Robert E. Lee:
- March on! To battle this limey prick who's too scared to fight the french!
- Your raps are as weak as your eyesight, you can't make a dent!
- I tremble for your country when I hear of confidence expressed in you;
- especially with a man who would refuse to give English workers their due!
- Stand in formation, Willy, and feel the wrath of Marse Robert!
- You're equal under the law, but you're neither a true man nor my brother.
- My status is so renowned, even Lincoln originally wanted me.
- I'll whip your rear so fast, I'm channeling the spirit of Light Horse Harry Lee!
- William Wilberforce:
- Will you be tossed in prison like your father too?
- The Lord tells me not to hate my brother, but I suppose this doesn't apply to you.
- Resign after this battle; this'll be your second Gettysburg.
- Beating Granny Lee is so easy I could do it without arms, legs, or a word!
- You are too young to realize certain things are impossible;
- but you will do them anyway, like trying to win this battle!
- You rap about as well as your father in law ran his plantation;
- I wouldn't be surprised to hear the dropout rate increased at the College of Washington!
- Robert E. Lee:
- I'm at the top of the military academy; you're just stuck in parliment!
- I like whiskey, I always did, but battling you, it seems I have to drink it.
- These lines I'm spitting are Wilberforceful; hitting you right in the Testonites!
- You can't touch me, just like Bull Run, you'll fall under my country's might!
- It took twenty years to pass the historical bill, how does one manage such a delay?
- And where do you get the right to demand that I don't say fuck on a Sunday?
- William Wilberforce:
- Historians claim I'm hypocritical, but at least I never mocked my own country.
- Not to mention that most of your family wanted nothing to with the Confederacy!
- You'll always end up in second place, at West Point and the Civil War.
- I've got enough material on you to use in another verse, perhaps even four score more!
- I don't have time for a slave owner or a general who would take any and every recruit.
- Let's take this to Appomattox Court House, but this time, you won't get a salute.
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