I Hate Amourfags

Alt. Title:The Horrible Bloody Death of Serena
A Pokemon Fanfic
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Author's Note: I wrote this to show how much I detest the new Pokemon anime series and how one of the companions, Serena, is a horrible Misty clone who is also Ash's supposed love interest. I hate this because it's a canon breaking clusterfuck as Ash clearly loves (if you haven't figured it out then you've either been living under a rock or you're a Pixivfag) MISTY! Please, don't diss me or my opinions because of this fic,  I just wanted to get this off my chest and I worked really hard on this. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.

Without further ado, let us begin...
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"Alright, today is the day" Ash thought in a deterred voice staring straight ahead with his head held up looking over towards the grassy field where Misty stood. He was finally going to tell her how he really felt, and nothing was going to stop him.

His stomach filled with butterflies, wind gently brushing against him as he marched forwards not stopping for anyone, not May or Dawn or Iris or even-

"Hey Ash, would you just get all this stuff for the raft!" Serena shouted.

Shit.

"Ash, what the fuck are you doing, you lazy ass?" Serena growled, hands on hips as she glared straight at him. Oh, did she look pissed. "We're going to off on the raft together. It will be beautiful and we'll leave Misty behind and blah blah blah…"

Ash zoned out, thinking about Misty and how he was going to tell her, but he snapped out of his dreams of ginger hair and kissable lips by the shrill piercing voice of Serena bringing him out of his fantasies to face hell. Serena was really scary when she wanted to be.

"Ash, you're not even LISTENING to me, why the hell do I hang around with you you're such a stupid fucking-"

"Hey Serena," Ash suddenly said, with an idea in mind, "I think I see Clemont over there and he's making kissy-lips at you and telling you to come over." Ash knew Serena didn't even like Clemont, but she would go with him because of his nerdiness.

"Ooh, are you sure?" Serena grinned, pulling her skirt up so her pink lace panties were visible, all the while licking her lips "The slut..." Ash thought.

"Yeah, go for it, girl."

Serena grinned "Okay, will do" and walked off.

Ash sighed – at least that was taken care of. Now to go and talk to Misty.

"Misty, I… I think…" Ash sighed and looked down at the sand, not quite sure what to say, cheeks blushing bright red. God, this was so hard, he'd always assume it would be easy, but no, not at all.

"Ash... It's alright, I know," Misty whispered, cupping the younger boy's chin and bringing him up to face her. "I know how you feel, because… well, I feel the same…"

Ash gasped "Oh God, really?"

"Really" Misty replied.

Ash's heart rose like a hummingbird and his cheeks heated up, it was better than he could've hoped ever ever in his wildest fantaises with no Serena to mess it up, she was probably off fucking a tree, thinking it was Clemont, the stupid whore that she was. Yes, she was THAT dumb. Then, Misty pulled Ash's face towards hers and pressed their lips together in a tender kiss.

"Oh… Oh, Misty…" Ash moaned in his hot kiss as he kissed her back with passion, Misty pushing the younger boy up against the bark of the tree with hands in his hair and running down his shirt, leaving trails of blistening fire everywhere, and-

"OH MY GOD ASH, CLEMONT WASN'T THERE!"

Ash and Misty jumped apart staring at Serena as she glared at them with her hands on hips "And I totally saw you making out, you stupid BITCHES! Ash is MINE, and I'm going to kill you both!"

Too bad for Serena, both Ash and Misty had wooden swords, and she had nothing but her stupid edgy black and red clothing, as she ran at them, screaming. Ash and Misty hit her in the stomach with their swords.

With the breath knocked out of her, she fell to the floor gasping for air, as Ash and Misty grinned and knelt down, as if to help her up, but instead let her fall back to the ground, hitting her again with their swords over and over as Serena was thwacked into the ground until she stopped moving, but was still breathing.

"This is for always being in the way, you stupid BITCH!" Ash yelled, hitting her with his sword.

"This is for always spoiling me and Ash's moments, you stupid FUCKING WHORE!" Misty yelled alongside Ash driving her sword into Serena's stomach and splitting it open, as blood went everywhere in a shower of crimson.

"This is for being UGLY!" Ash yelled again, as his sword got into her open stomach and pulled out some organs and such, his sword govered in gore and blood.

"And this is for being SERENA!" Misty finished it off with another THWACK piecering straight through her stomach and out the other side.

But their fun wasn't over yet, as both of them grinned as they stuck their fingers in her eyes and pressed down hard, hard, HARDER until they popped into a bloody mess, and then tore out her fingernails one by one. After that they pulled off her clothes to reveal her panties, laughing at what a whore she was, as they stuffed her clothes sinto the hole in her stomach. After that they pushed the corpse into the ocean and watched it sink, suddenly feeling happier now that they were alone.

Turned on by the fact they were now alone, Ash and Misty turned back to eachother and started to make out again, this time with more passion, thrusting their tongues down each other's throats energetically, grinding against each other's hips with their eyes closed, moaning in lust.

Damn bitch had it coming.
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Author's Note:Because we all wanted to do this to Serena the very second we saw her ugly fucking face. Well, hope you enjoyed this story, and if you are an Amourfag, then I fucking hate you with a burning passion for supporting such a canon-breaking edgy slut. Pokeshippers forever!