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FluffyHarbinger

High Class 1

Aug 11th, 2012
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  1. High Class
  2. > A lone fluffy happily munches on the grass of a large mansion estate
  3. > The iron fence was easy to slip through
  4. > Bushes only slowed the fluffy down
  5. > For the last hour it has been happily rolling in the well manicured grass
  6. > Eating, relaxing, and napping
  7. > "Fwuffy wuv guu' gwassies!"
  8. > Its fluff is grey with a black mane and grey eyes his belly fluff and feet are white
  9. > At least, he would be grey were it not for the various stains, plants, and bugs in its matted fluff
  10. > "Jesus, what is that thing?"
  11. > The fluffy turn to see two people
  12. > The first man is in a red flowing bathrobe, purple silk pajamas, and slippers
  13. > An older gentleman behind him wears a butlers uniform
  14. > "It appears to be a talking Pomeranian"
  15. > The robed gentleman gives his butler a wry look who remains silent
  16. > The fluffy waddles through the grass towards the two
  17. > "Ugh, it's filthy"
  18. > "Fwuffy nuu fiwffy fwuffy name Monty!"
  19. > The butler chuckles
  20. > "Monty, like your uncle sir"
  21. > "Gross as Monty as well, could you get rid of him?"
  22. > The butler using a napkin picks up the pony by its tail
  23. > "Nuu huwt fwuffy! Taiw huwt! Pwease wet down!"
  24. > Silently the butler carries the little stallion towards the fence
  25. > "Monty is it? If I were you, I wouldn't return here. You don't have any class at all."
  26. > The pony stops whining for a second and looks puzzled
  27. > "Wha cwass? Is nummie?"
  28. > With a light chuckle the butler shakes his head
  29. > "No my filthy little friend, it means you are... hmm..."
  30. > He ponders for a second
  31. > Trying to think of the words a fluffy would understand
  32. > "It means smelling and looking very pretty"
  33. > "You on the other hand smell bad and look dirty"
  34. > The fluffy still hanging by his tail begins to cry
  35. > "Fwuffy... fwuffy sowwy... Nuu baff ow guu nummies... fwuffy nuu haff daddeh..."
  36. > The old butler remains silent now stopped near the fence
  37. > "*sniff* Fwuffy wan daddeh... wan guu nummies... nuu wan wive awone... pwease... nuu awone..."
  38. > The fluffy hanging by his tail hugs himself and shivers
  39. > Tears streaming down his face
  40. > Most butlers would have chucked the fluffy without a word
  41. > This butler however has a little more leeway with his actions
  42. > And has an employer who appreciates a good plan
  43. > "Fluffy, can you behave?"
  44. > The fluffy looks up at the old man holding his tail still crying
  45. > "F-fwuffy twy..."
  46. > The butler returns still holding the fluffy by its tail
  47. > "Dulcett, I thought I told you to get rid of that fluffy"
  48. > "Sir, I have a better idea. It involves your beloved uncle"
  49. > The robed man smiles, "What did you have in mind?"
  50. > Monty remains teary as the two men talk
  51. > A month has passed since then
  52. > One of the guest rooms has been converted into a saferoom
  53. > Toys, a bed, litter box, food and water bowl, and plush padding on the floor and up to waist height on the walls
  54. > There is even a small jungle gym with a slide, steps, and tunnels
  55. > Fluffy paradise
  56. > "No, no, no, no you have to bow with right foot forward left foot under"
  57. > "Eh? Monty sowwy! Pwease twy again?"
  58. > Using a fly swatter Dulcett smacks the fluffies bottom stinging the sensitive bottom and genitals
  59. > "Ow..o...hmmmmm!"
  60. > Monty chokes back a squeal of "owies" and winces
  61. > His sphincter puckers and contracts straining to keep in the feces
  62. > "Fa-fankoo' siw... Fwuffy twy weawn fwom mistake..."
  63. > This training has been going on for two weeks now
  64. > Monty faced more baths in the first three days than he had in his entire life
  65. > Removing poop, fleas, tangles, fluffing, cleaning again just to be sure
  66. > By the end of the week Monty was practically glowing
  67. > "Ooooo fwuffy wuv cwean fwuff! Fwuffy few suu pwetty!"
  68. > "Monty cwassy nuw?"
  69. > Then the flyswatter and Monty met
  70. > Thwack!
  71. > "Owies! Why huwt Monty?"
  72. > Thwack!
  73. > "Owies! Why huwty?! Fwuffy sowwy!"
  74. > Thwack!
  75. > Now pooping, peeing, and crying on his clean fluff Monty gets his first lesson
  76. > "You will speak only when spoken to"
  77. > That lesson takes two days
  78. > By the end Monty's bottom is red and swollen
  79. > Then the lessons continue
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