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The Story That Never Was - Chapter 1

Dec 17th, 2012
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  1. >>How long has it been?
  2. >>You have long since learned to ignore the passage of time. It is meaningless when you are ageless
  3. >>Being Celestia's pawn, able to be sent back to the horrible abyss beyond the 7 o' clock alarm at any time, time is of little importance
  4. >>You live the way you are meant to
  5. >>And you do what you have to in order to live
  6. >>Unicorn magic effectively makes many advantages your hands offer over hooves obsolete
  7. >>Except for one
  8. >>You never thought you would be living this way
  9. >>You are surrounded by a large salted circle, stallions and mares roaring their glee all around as you stand victorious over your last opponent
  10. >>Ever since that bar fight, you have earned your metaphorical cutie mark in this world
  11. >>Ponyville is backwater.
  12. >>Ponys get bored.
  13. >>It must be no coincidence that Celestia placed you here
  14. >>You know that she is watching. Maybe not now, but she knows every move you make, every breath you take
  15. >>Her hoof feathers over your fate
  16. >>As your fallen opponent is wheeled off on a stretcher, you remain
  17. >>You try your best not to kill these horses, even if they're generally the lowest of Equestria's low
  18. >>Your manager approaches from behind, smirking a confident smirk
  19. >>You are the best thing that has ever happened to him
  20. >>“Good going, Anon. You dropped that one in one blow!”
  21. Saving energy
  22. >>“Good. Keep those bits coming.”
  23. >>He pats you on the back with his hoof and then leaves the ring
  24. >>The next fight is announced
  25. >>Takers ramble off odds
  26. >>Gamblers place their bets
  27. >>Your manager does the same
  28. >>He's low. Really low. But you wouldn't be earning your 'honest' living without him
  29.  
  30. >>Without that, where would you get the money to be with your best bro?
  31. >>The next challenger approaches
  32. >>These aren't the weak little ponies who are half your size in the overworld. At least, not most of them
  33. >>These are muscle bound pugilists. For most of them, this is a second job. Fighting for the entertainment of others
  34. >>Does Celestia honestly condone this?
  35. >>The bell rings, and the crowd roars
  36. >>Your opponent faces you
  37. >>He thinks he's good. He thinks he's tough. Just like all the others
  38. >>Just like those three who tried to pick up Dash in the bar months earlier
  39. >>You put up your dukes and slouch behind your guard, stepping in
  40. >>He turns, rears his hind legs and tries to buck you out in one shot
  41. >>You've learned that your guard is too weak to stop such attacks in the past, but it's the equine equivalent to a haymaker
  42. >>You dart forward, slip under it, rear your right fist and throw a beastly right uppercut straight into his stomach
  43. >>His lungs empty. He falls to the ground
  44. >>The bell rings, and you stand over just another fallen adversary
  45. >>More bodies, more bits, more Dash
  46. >>Your manager approaches you again, the same smile on his face
  47. >>The fucking snake
  48. >>“Good job, Anon! That was your toughest one tonight”
  49. I want no less than fifty per-cent this time.
  50. >>“Now, Anon, we'll discuss the split later. You got one more tonight.”
  51. >>You cringe
  52. It's usually five a night. What's so special about this one?
  53. >>“Oh, she challenged you by name. So I set you up for one last match”
  54. She?
  55. >>“Oh, yeah, the crowd loves this stuff! Try to put her down easy, eh? She's real little. And don't lose... I'm betting all of our night's winnings on you”
  56.  
  57. >>He backs out of the ring, and the rigamaroll of takers and betters starts up again.
  58. >>She?
  59. >>A small orange pony with white freckles steps into the ring, opposite of you
  60. >>You recoil
  61. Ap... Applejack?!
  62. >>Your voice is filled with fear
  63. >>You remember the first rape attempt, back in the silo
  64. >>She can take a punch. She's tough, and she's so much shorter than you that you're going to have a hard time lining up your shots
  65. >>You shake your head. Are you honestly planning a strategy to fight Applejack? Celestia, what have you become?
  66. >>“Ah didn't know ya were into this sort of thing, Anon!”
  67. >>You glare at her. Your fists curl, your gloves whine from the stress.
  68. >>“And ah figure...”
  69. >>She lowers her volume to just enough for you to hear
  70. >>“...ya won't be able to resist me by the time ah'm done with ya...”
  71. >>She bats her eyelashes
  72. >>“...Sugarcube.”
  73. >>You cringe again
  74. >>The bell rings
  75. >>Applejack is no slouch, and runs in to headbutt you with a mighty warcry
  76. >>“YEEEE-HAW!”
  77. >>You recoil, the wind knocked out of you as she collides with your gut
  78. >>You bounce into the crowd. They want blood, they shove you back in while chanting your stage name
  79. Applejack, I swear to Celestia, you are going to get hurt
  80. >>You have taken to replacing 'God' with 'Celestia.' You know no other deity. Celestia has made sure of that.
  81. >>The orange ball of rape ignores your threat and charges again
  82.  
  83. >>Dukes up, shift right, duck low, throw a jab
  84. >>She swishes past it easily enough
  85. >>She bites your shoulder, and you roar in pain
  86. >>“Ah tfold ya ah like ith ruff!”
  87. >>You right hook her side while she grapples you
  88. >>Again
  89. >>And again
  90. >>She lets go and leans back on all fours, prepared to pounce again. She spits out a tuft of your shirt and grins madly at you
  91. >>“Gonna have to do better'n those little love taps o' yers, darlin'.”
  92. >>Your manager is frantically trying to withdraw his bet
  93. >>Fucking snake
  94. >>You bring your guard back up and shuffle around her
  95. >>She tracks you
  96. >>Predator and prey, you both calculate a plan of attack
  97. >>She leaps in again, turns to buck
  98. >>You know how to stop this, knock her out with one shot
  99. >>But for an instant you pause.
  100. >>Are you really willing to hurt applejack?
  101. >>You pause for another instant. You recall Celestia's terms.
  102. >>If you do anything to compromise the elements of harmony...
  103. >>She bucks your shins. Sharp pain, you go down
  104. >>Land on your stomach, slowly get onto your back and try to recover
  105. >>Applejack stands over you wearing a smug smile
  106. >>“Don't worry, ah reckon you'll be used to being in this position by tomarrah.”
  107. >>She straddles you, and lays into you
  108. >>Familiar blackness envelops you as you slip into dreamless sleep
  109.  
  110. >>Light floods into your consciousness
  111. >>You gasp, flail your arms, sit upright
  112. >>You're so sore
  113. >>You run your hand over your chin. Nothing's broken
  114. >>All teeth are there
  115. >>But you are so sore
  116. >>Your surroundings match those of your bedroom
  117. ...What?
  118. >>You look to your night stand, there is a coin sack over a letter
  119. >>You shove aside the sack. It is heavy as hell
  120. >>Take up the letter
  121. >>“Well, Sugarcube, thanks for the fun evening! If you're wondering about the money, I split the winnings fifty fifty with ya. Oh, and don't worry. I wouldn't have my way with an unconscious guy. Wouldn't be honest. Try to man up a little, hun.”
  122. >>Your manager is going to disown you for this
  123.  
  124. Fucking Applejack
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