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Herd Wars: Set Up

Jun 29th, 2012
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  1. >Be some guy living in north Texas on a huge ass piece of land
  2. >Bunch of trees, ponds, and fluffies
  3. >Yesterday you "hung" a few fluffies who tried to take your house
  4. >They are still alive but you stil havnt found your lost pet named "Fuck" to give to them
  5. >You are a horrable shot
  6. >You grab some chicken wire and block a section of land, manily to keep them from getting into your house
  7. >You checked around the pereimiter to make sure there were no holes in the fence to let the fluffies escape
  8.  
  9. >After a few hours of looking you have found there to be a total of 4 herds in your "warzone"
  10. >The herd whos smarty you killed, well almost killed yesterday, you call the herd The Regulars(60-70 members)
  11. >A herd of all white or white-ish fluffies you call the KKK(50-60 members)
  12. >A large herd you call The Alphas(about 100 members)
  13. >And a small herd of fucked up fluffies, some with half a horn, one wing, one eye, half an ear, you call the Omegas(30-40 members)
  14. >All about to change
  15.  
  16. >You drive all the way to Dallas in your pickup truck
  17. >Knowing the size and population of that city, their has to be a fuckton of fluffies
  18. >You find the first shelter you can
  19. >When you walk in you see a cage holding about 30 fluffies
  20. >A girl playing with them
  21. >No one else, she must own the place
  22. >"Ummmmm, can I buy any of them?"
  23. >She turns around, "Oh, I didnt see you! Sure! How many do you want?"
  24. >You walk up to the cage, all of them are babheling to a point where you cant anything they are saying.
  25. >They all look weird, but you dont care
  26. >"All of them. I am doing a bit of an expierment" Its not lying
  27. >"OH! Ok."
  28. >She puts all of them in a big box. "Do you need help carrying it?"
  29. >"No thanks. But do you know where I can find any more?"
  30. >"The streets. Hell theres a few right behind you right now!"
  31. >"Ok. Thanks."
  32. >You load the box into the bed of the truck
  33. >Grab the strays and throw them into the box
  34. >About 40 fluffies
  35. >notbad.jpg
  36. >You drive to a Itlain restarunt and pick up a bunch of spaghetti and throw that into the box to keep the fluffies from dieing
  37. >You run to a big breeder
  38. >$5 per fluffy, $7 for foals
  39. >Meh
  40. >You pay the money for 20 males, 20 females with 3 of them being pregant, and 10 foals
  41. >$270 with a $370 total
  42. >But with whats going on soon, youd pay a thousand dollars for it to happen
  43.  
  44. >You get back to your house
  45. >Throw a few colored colors for the fluffies, blue for the "Strays" and red for the "Brood"
  46. >You drop the "Strays" off inside the "Warzone" by your house
  47. >You drop the "Brood" off near the back off your land
  48. >Now, if you see a stray anywear but the "Warzone", you are just going to throw it in there, leaving it for a herd to find it
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