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- >Be some guy living in north Texas on a huge ass piece of land
- >Bunch of trees, ponds, and fluffies
- >Yesterday you "hung" a few fluffies who tried to take your house
- >They are still alive but you stil havnt found your lost pet named "Fuck" to give to them
- >You are a horrable shot
- >You grab some chicken wire and block a section of land, manily to keep them from getting into your house
- >You checked around the pereimiter to make sure there were no holes in the fence to let the fluffies escape
- >After a few hours of looking you have found there to be a total of 4 herds in your "warzone"
- >The herd whos smarty you killed, well almost killed yesterday, you call the herd The Regulars(60-70 members)
- >A herd of all white or white-ish fluffies you call the KKK(50-60 members)
- >A large herd you call The Alphas(about 100 members)
- >And a small herd of fucked up fluffies, some with half a horn, one wing, one eye, half an ear, you call the Omegas(30-40 members)
- >All about to change
- >You drive all the way to Dallas in your pickup truck
- >Knowing the size and population of that city, their has to be a fuckton of fluffies
- >You find the first shelter you can
- >When you walk in you see a cage holding about 30 fluffies
- >A girl playing with them
- >No one else, she must own the place
- >"Ummmmm, can I buy any of them?"
- >She turns around, "Oh, I didnt see you! Sure! How many do you want?"
- >You walk up to the cage, all of them are babheling to a point where you cant anything they are saying.
- >They all look weird, but you dont care
- >"All of them. I am doing a bit of an expierment" Its not lying
- >"OH! Ok."
- >She puts all of them in a big box. "Do you need help carrying it?"
- >"No thanks. But do you know where I can find any more?"
- >"The streets. Hell theres a few right behind you right now!"
- >"Ok. Thanks."
- >You load the box into the bed of the truck
- >Grab the strays and throw them into the box
- >About 40 fluffies
- >notbad.jpg
- >You drive to a Itlain restarunt and pick up a bunch of spaghetti and throw that into the box to keep the fluffies from dieing
- >You run to a big breeder
- >$5 per fluffy, $7 for foals
- >Meh
- >You pay the money for 20 males, 20 females with 3 of them being pregant, and 10 foals
- >$270 with a $370 total
- >But with whats going on soon, youd pay a thousand dollars for it to happen
- >You get back to your house
- >Throw a few colored colors for the fluffies, blue for the "Strays" and red for the "Brood"
- >You drop the "Strays" off inside the "Warzone" by your house
- >You drop the "Brood" off near the back off your land
- >Now, if you see a stray anywear but the "Warzone", you are just going to throw it in there, leaving it for a herd to find it
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