A Taste of Harmony Part 1

>Just another day in Equestria.
>As you lay on the couch half asleep, a knock is heard on the door.
>Roll off the couch and all the way to the door before standing.
>Fuck legs.
>You open the door to see two of the six rapists you've earned here.
>Fluttershy and Rarity.
>"So Anonymous, how come you never visit me at Carousel Boutique anymore? It gets dreadfully dull without you around."
>"Y-Yeah. I thought you said you were going to hang out with me sometime Anon?"
>After looking from one and back to the other for a few seconds, you clear your throat.
"Well, you see... I've been fairly busy and I really can't hang out as much as I used to."
>Fluttershy nods in understanding while Rarity huffs.
>"Well then, what exactly is it that you've been doing? I saw you walking around yesterday without a care in the world!"
>After a sigh, you look to Rarity.
>"...Rarity, do you really want the truth? Like the 'Applejack after five bottles of cider' truth?"
>Her eyes gleam and she drags Fluttershy in, walking past you and sitting on the couch.
>She shuts the door with her magic.
>"Well now don't keep a lady waiting, come sit down and tell us what's wrong."
>She pats the spot on the other couch and you sit there.
>You look at her.
>You sigh once again.
"...I've had enough, Rarity. Everyday it's the same thing... Sometimes it's AJ, sometimes it's Twilight and Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, or one of you two."
>"Oh darling I-"
>You cut her off by standing up and sitting between her and Fluttershy.
"Not that I didn't like it at first, becoming fine with pony lovin's was great and all, but now? Would it kill you guys to come over just to say 'Hi' or talk about a book or something? It's always 'Anon, dick please', 'Yes yes, that's fine darling, now show me that lovely simian meat', 'C-c-can we have sex now Anon?'. You guys are treating me more like an object than an actual living, breathing thing with emotions!"
>Rarity is shocked and her mouth is opened wide at this.
>Fluttershy is teary eyed and she latches onto your side.
>"Oh my goodness I'm so sorry Anon I didn't know how hard it was for you!"
>"I agree. I'm terribly sorry for being so demanding lately but it is frustrating when you don't specify which of us you like best."
>Just then a creaking noise is heard.
>The window is open and Rainbow Dash is there looking down.
"Were you just-"
>"Spying? Yeah. I'm sorry Anon I didn't think that just trying to get into your pants was such a big deal."
>Rarity shoots a glare to her and she closes the window then sits on the couch.
>All three of them look up at you with their eyes dilated.
>They speak in unison, "Can you forgive us?"
>When you nod they immediately relax and Fluttershy wipes away some tears.
"Alright, I can't stay mad at you guys... But what's all this talk about 'favorites'?"
>Rarity replies, "Well we all love you. Even if some say we may love you more than others we all love you."
>Rainbow interrupts, "He knows that. We say it every day. What she's trying to say is that we want to know which one of us you love!"
>Next up is Fluttershy, "W-Well he doesn't have to love one of us he could just like one of us a little more than the others."
>Rarity nods and is about to speak when a knock is heard.
>You walk to the door and open it to see Pinkie Pie with a card.
>Accepting her offer, you take it and open it to see a series of pictures.
>The first is yourself with a sad face.
>Then Pinkie with a sad face.
>Then Pinkie making you laugh.
>And finally, Pinkie with a happy face.
>You look away from it and to her.
"You were eavesdropping weren't you?"
>She nods.
"Come on in."
>She trots inside and sits next to Rainbow Dash on the couch.
>Then she speaks as well, "If I had to guess, I'd say that Anon's favorite is Twilight."
>All of the girls all respond, "Why?!"
>"Because they both read books!"
>Hand, meet face.
>Rarity sighs and then looks to you, "Anonymous, come on. Why can't you just tell us who you like the most?"
>Stroke your chin in thought until something comes up.
"Well, here's the thing. I don't know. Each of you has your charms... Pinkie Pie is bouncy and energetic, Fluttershy is adorable and kind, Rainbow Dash is fun and cool, Twilight is smart but so damn cute in that dorky way, AJ is patient and hardworking, and Rarity, you're generous and damn if you aren't fashionable... I guess the problem is, I've never really gone out on any dates with any one of you, so we never got to spend any quality time getting to know one another."
>Rainbow flies up looking excited, "I got it!"
>Rarity looks at her, "Got what?"
>Pinkie bounces up on top of the coffee table, "What did you got?"
>Rarity rolls her eyes at Pinkie, "You mean 'What did you get' Pinkie."
>She nods her head, "Yeah! Whadja get gan gotted?"
>Fucking Pinkie.
>Rainbow lands, "Well I had the idea... What if we each spend a day with Anon? Sort of like a dating day. Then when the week is over, he'll tell us who he loves!"
>The rest of them gasp.
>"Yeah, I know. Pretty awesome plan."
>They roll their eyes.
>You tilt your head for a moment.
"Huh. Well, it's an idea. Sounds like it could be fun. What do you say Twilight, you in? Come on, I know you're listening in somewhere."
>A fizzing noise is heard and Twilight with AJ are standing next to the couch.
"Invisibility spell Twilight? You never change."
>"How did you know?"
"I didn't. So, are you two in?"
>AJ nods and Twilight does as well.
>"I think it will be a perfect opportunity for us to truly express our feelings toward you as well."
>Rarity nods, "Yes! I can't wait to get started."
>Rainbow flies up attracting everyone's attention, "Well then let's start today! It's Sunday so that gives us every day until next Sunday when he decides!"
>All of them say some form of agreement and Twilight raises her hoof.
"Twilight, we're not in school. You don't have to raise your hoof."
>"Sorry. Anyways, how will we know who goes first?"
>"DRAW PARTY BLOWERS!" Pinkie screams as she jumps in the middle of the room with a bucket.
>Do not question the Pinkie Pie.
>They each take one party blower and blow it out, making silly sounds echo throughout your house.
>After mass confusion, they find the order from longest to shortest blower.
>It goes Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and finally Twilight.
>The rest say goodbye and leave the house except for Applejack.
>She smiles at you.
>"So what are we gonna do Anon?"
>You ponder on this for a moment.
"Well, we've got a day to do whatever you want. We could hit the bar, the lake, maybe the theater, or the bowling alley..."
>"Can we uh... Not do something that requires movin a lot? Ah'm kinda tuckered out from applebuckin."
"If you wanna do some farm work, I'd be game. I've been hanging inside for too long anyway."
>"Like Ah said, Ah'd rather we do somethin relaxin."
"Okay. So what would you want to do then?"
>"The lake sounds like it would be mighty fine right about now."
"Alright then, let's go."
>You walk to the door and open it for her.
>She smiles with her cheeks tinted with a light red as she walks through.
>After one last look around the house to see if anyone stayed, you close the door.
>The walk to the lake is a short one because it's just down the hill.
>Applejack looks relaxed as she gets into the lake.
>You remove your shorts and shirt and jump in.
>When you swim close to her, you notice her blush intensify as she stares at your chest.
>You splash up a little water at her, knocking off her hat.
>"Anon!"
"Well why didn't you take it off before you got in?"
>The hat begins sinking and you look at Applejack.
>"Well don't just stay there, do somethin!"
>You dive under and get to the hat before it hits the bottom.
>Then when you emerge, you put the hat on your head.
"Hey AJ!"
>She turns around and her face turns angered.
>"Givit here!"
>You swim away from her laughing as she shouts for her hat.
>Then you get up out of the water and she does as well.
>Looking at her, you see her trying not to smile as you stick out your tongue.
>She tackles you and takes the hat off of you, placing it on her own head.
>"There! Ah got it!"
>Both of you are panting as you stare into each others eyes.
>You catch her by surprise when you wrap her in a hug.
>She looks confused but still gives it back.
>As you hug her you look around and spot a rainbow tail sticking out of a cloud.
>Well, she never really did say she couldn't watch.
>Clever mare...
>She lets go of the hug and stands up.
"Let's stay on the shore for now so you can relax."
>She nods and lays down next to you, snuggling into your side.
>A few minutes of just laying there occur.
"So Applejack..."
>"Yeah?"
"What's your family like?"
>"What do ya mean, you've met em."
"I don't know how to word this..."
>"Ya want to know what happened to my parents?"
>Well fuck then.
"Yes actually. If you don't mind that is."
>"Nah it's alright. Well where should Ah begin?"
>Taking this as a rhetorical question, you remain silent.
>"Well it was day Ah'd never forget. My mom and dad were out buckin when a horrible storm started up. A huge twister had made its way into the Apple Orchards."
>She sighs.
>"They thought they would try to get as much apples as possible before coming back home..."
>You hear her snivel and you grip her a little tighter.
>"But... Me and Mac watched as our father was sucked into the wind..."
>She pauses for a moment.
>"My mother took her hat off and put it on my head. She said, 'AJ, you stay here. I'll be right back.'"
>She snivels again.
>"B-But... She never was..."
>She bursts into tears.
>Fuck dude why did you even ask?
>You hold her close to yourself as she cries.
"That's it, just let it out."
>The rainbow tail leaves the cloud.
>When AJ finally calms herself, she looks at you.
>"Ah'm sorry... Ah shouldn't have done that..."
>You continue hugging her.
"Hey, no need to apologize. I'm the one who asked the stupid question."
>Chuckle a little bit as you playfully squeeze her cheek. [On the face pervert]
"Got a question for me?"
>She puts a hoof to her chin.
>"If ya don't like us that much, why are you being so gentle like to me?"
"What? When did I ever say that I didn't like you guys? Whose been spreading these lies?!"
>"Hold your horses sugarcube. Ah just thought that you didn't like us... Well because you reject us all the time."
"That doesn't mean that I hate you all, it just means that you push it too much."
>She nods and lays her head on your chest.
>"So you could love all of us?"
"I do love you all."
>"Ya what?!"
"Calm down. I meant that in a family type way."
>"Although Ah understand what ya mean, Ah think that's a bit strange Anon."
"Well since I have no real family here, you all are everything that I have."
>She squeezes you a little tighter.
>"That's so sweet."
>You lay there for a few more minutes.
>"So what do you want to do next Sugarcube?"
"How about we go back to my place. I make a mean grilled cheese."
>She giggles a little and you both stand.
>"Sure. But uh... Ya might want to get dressed first."
>Right, only wearing boxers.
>You run over to the clothes you left on the ground and throw them on quickly.
>Then back over to AJ and walk with her.
>"Hey Anon."
"Yeah?"
>"What's a 'grilled cheese' ?"
"Oh you're in for a treat."
>You get inside and head for the kitchen.
"Make yourself at home AJ. Just don't go in the basement."
[We gots the marijuanas in there]
>She tilts her head a little but nods and goes over to the couch.
>You whip up the best god damn grilled cheese sandwiches this world has ever seen.
>Get it?
>Because this world doesn't have grilled cheese?
>Huh?
>Fine fuck you.
>You bring the plate of them out to the living room and place it on the coffee table.
>"Smells yummy Anon."
"It is yummy. Try one."
>Pick one up and bring it to her mouth.
>She takes a bite out and you watch as her eyes shoot open and she smiles as she chews.
>She's either a really good actor or you make amazing grilled cheese.
>"That was delicious Anon! Could Ah have another?"
"Knock yourself out."
>You pick one up for yourself and she takes one as well.
>After eating all of them, you both sit there with smiles on your faces and food in your tummys.
>Hah.
>Tummys.
>She moves from the end of the couch to your side and snuggles up against you.
>"Ah really like this alone time we have now."
"Yeah it's pretty cool not having tons of ponies trying to get me to have sex with them..."
>"Is that all that you think we're doing? Is trying to get in your pants?"
"Well, what else am I supposed to think after the time you and Rainbow hog tied me and tried to liberate me from my shorts?"
>"You're gonna bring that up again... We told ya we were sorry!"
"Sorry sometimes doesn't cut it. And rape happens to be one of those times."
>"We didn't even rape you!"
"Attempted rape."
>She groans and gets up.
"Where are you going?"
>"To the bathroom."
>She makes it clear she is upset by her heavy hoof steps up the stairs and slamming the door shut.
>Going after her right now would probably just fuel the flame, so you wait until she comes back downstairs.
"Applejack, I-"
>"Ah'm sorry."
"What? Why are you sorry?"
>"Ah understand it must feel awful to be put in the situations we put you in every day."
>She takes a deep breath.
>"And that's why when this week ends, no matter whoever ya choose to be with... Ah'll leave ya be."
"Applejack come here."
>She walks over and sits on the couch next to you, just staring at the ground.
"Look at me."
>She looks up.
"There's no reason to completely leave me alone because of what you did in the past."
>"But-"
"Let me finish."
>She nods.
"I understand that this is hard for you but completely shutting me out of your life is only going to make it worse.
>She sighs and nods again.
"I didn't mean to come off like a dick earlier. But stuff like that happening all the time has really sent me mixed signals."
>"I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry as well."
>She hugs you and you hug back.
>Fuck no one said this day would get emotional.
>She wipes away some tears and lets go of you.
>"So then... What do you want to do now? Looks like we've got about six hours until the sun goes down."
"What about we hit the bar? Today's been a pretty emotional day for the both of us."
>"Yeah it would help us simmer down some."
>You nod.
>"Let's go then."
>Leading the way, you exit the house.
>As you walk down the street, you pass Twilight.
>She tries her best to fake a smile but you know she's dreading that she gets you the last day.
"AJ did you have a place in mind?"
>"Not really."
"Okay. I do."
>"Alright."
>You walk into Pony John's Bar n Music.
>He's Pony Joe's brother.
>Pretty cool dude.
>When you enter he dismisses two drunk ponies from the bar and signals for you to come over.
>You walk up and sit on the stools.
>"Hey Anon. Who's the ladyfriend?"
"Pony John, meet Applejack. Applejack, Pony John."
>They shake hooves.
>Which is basically a hoof bump that they move their legs up and down.
>Strange.
>"Could Ah have a mug of cider?"
>He nods and looks to you.
"Let's start off with a cider."
>He nods and walks down to make the mugs.
>A click noise is heard behind you and you turn around to see a pony on a mic with a jukebox behind her.
>"Anon... Is that Rainbow Dash?"
"...I think it is."
>Both of you look at each other.
>Then burst into laughter.
>She begins singing.
>"Summertime and the living's easy. Bradley's on the microphone with ras m.g."
>She's not that bad actually.
>Pony John puts the drinks on the counter and you pick them up.
>"It's on me this time Anon."
"Thanks man."
>He nods and you look to AJ.
"Cheers."
>She clanks hers against yours.
>"Cheers."
>...
>It's been about an hour.
>And holy shit.
>Everything is moving.
>You must be pretty damn tipsy right about now.
"Hey AJ..."
>She looks at you.
>"Ye-*hic*-ah?"
"Wanna do shots?"
>"Is that a challen-*hic*-ge?"
>You nod to her and smile.
>"You're on."
"Pony John! Get us some shots of Stallion-*hic*-grad brand vodka!"
>He nods and pulls it up from under the counter.
>Then pours them into shot glasses.
>AJ somehow picks one up and you do as well.
>You nod to her and drink.
>If you weren't so drunk you'd say how much this burns.
>...
>Seventh one down and holy shit you can barely see.
>Pony John moves the shots away from you.
>"I think you've both had enough."
"Aww... Fwuck."
>AJ falls off the stool.
>You stand up and bend down to pick her up.
>Then fall down yourself.
>Well this is a predicament.
>Eventually you gain the intelligence to roll over and get on your knees.
>When you help Applejack up you walk over to the karaoke stuff.
"AJ get over here!"
>She stumbles over and smacks her head on the side of the stage.
>You help her up onto the stage and turn to the jukebox.
"Well I like this swooong."
>Push the button.
>The music starts.
>AJ smiles because she thinks she knows the song.
>You begin.
"We're no strangers to love!"
>"You know the rules, and so do Ah!"
"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of!"
>"You wouldn't get this from any other mare!"
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling!"
>"Gotta make you understand!"
"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!"
>"Never gonna run around and desert you!"
"Never gonna make you cry!"
>"Never gonna say goodbye!"
"Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you!"
>El blackout.
>When you wake up, Pony John is standing over top you.
>"Man, you're both crazy!"
>AJ gets up as well.
>"What did we do?"
>"You got up on stage, mumbled and slurred words, and then you passed out while Anon threw up."
>Well fuck.
>You walk with AJ out of the bar to see that it is sunset.
"Let's go home."
>A long walk is had with little talking.
>You arrive at AJ's house.
>Open the door for her.
>She kisses you on the lips.
>"Today was... Wonderful."
>She smiles and goes inside.
>Well that wasn't so bad.
>You walk home alone at night.
>It's pretty damn peaceful, this town.
>Too bad you've got six rapists.
>You make it home and go right upstairs to bed.
>Today's been a long day.