oh god what am i doing

Player character (female) (BW2) - Nepeta
Player character (female) (BW1) - Aranea (?)
Player character (male) (BW2) - Mituna (?)
Player character (male) (BW1) - Rufioh
N - Equius
Ghetsis - Gamzee
Cheren - Sollux (?)
Bianca - Meulin
Hugh - Tavros
Waiter Trio - The Problem Sleuth Guys (?)
Lenora - Porrim
Roxie - Roxy
Burgh - Dave
Elesa - Kanaya
Clay - Meenah
Skyla - John
Brycen - Dirk (?)
Drayden - Jake
Iris - Aradia
Marlon - Feferi
Professor Juniper - Calliope
Professor Juniper (Sr.) - Doc Scratch
Grimsley - Eridan
Chauntal - Vriska
Marshal - Horuss
Caitlin - Rose
Alder - Hussie (oh gods)
Shadow Triad - Midnight Crew (minus Jack)
Corless - Caliborn
Rood - Kurloz
Zinzolin - Cronus (heh)
Subway Bosses - Terezi and Latula
Fennel - Jane
Amanita - Jade
Benga - Dante Basco (not a character [...yet] but WHY THE FUCK NOT)
Yancy - Damara
Curtis - Karkat
Reshiram - PM
Zekrom - Jack Noir
Kyurem - Becquerel
Generic Plasma Grunts - Kankri. All of them.
PC's Mom 1: Dad Egbert
PC's Mom 2: Mom LaLonde