A Comprehensive TF2 Hat Guide For All Ages and Skill Levels

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Welcome you hatless, smelly unfortunates to the easiest hat finding guide you have ever stumbled across on your filthy 1998 computers. What could this guide possibly entail that is so exhilarating that you cannot stop reading? It's quite simple, really: This guide will detail every single step you require to fulfill your dreams of having worthless cosmetic wear and purely idiotic miscellaneous doodads and gadgets galore. Let's get right to it, then.

Step One (1): Go to http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Hats#List_of_hats and find a class-specific hat.
Yes, that's right. An entire list of hats and miscs. Pick one.
- You picked one already? Well guess what. It's shit. Your choice in hats is fucking pathetic.

Step Two (2): Find a class-specific misc. item from that same list. And don't fuck up this time.
- Oh, you have a misc? It's shit too. You suck at this.
- I haven't seen taste in useless gear THIS bad since AcesGamer.

Step Three (3): Repeat Step One (1) and Step Two (2) until you are out of class-specific hats and miscs.

Step Four (4): Find an all-class hat or misc. All of the hats you have just chosen are shit.

Step Five (5): Buy duped Earbuds and Max Heads [These are not hats, they are just higher forms of currency], as well as ugly duped unusuals. Proceed to bitch/brag that you are "rich" when you've actually fucked yourself over, but it doesn't matter because idiots will congratulate you regardless.

Step Six (6): If any tryhards come and bitch at your taste in hats, "troll" them like you just installed the game and got on 4chan for the first time. Repeat against anyone, especially those with any amount of humanity, until winnar or pathetically alone. It does not matter which, both outcomes are the same.

And there you have it, six simple steps to becoming the talk of the town. Not good talk obviously, because you're a fucking bitch and no one likes you. But at least you have shitty "currency", and it's all-class! Now go the fuck away.