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The Annoyance of #Hashtags

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  1. NOTE: This thing was made for fun, and does not comply with the #PonyFriends and Spike the Superdragon trilogy.
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  3. In a wonderful day in Ponyville, there was a pony named Derpy. On a usual day, Derpy would always go to Sugar Cube Corner for a muffin. But one day, Derpy would've faced a hard situation.
  4. Derpy: Hi, Mr. Cakes.
  5. Mr. Cake: Well hi there, Derpy? What you want?
  6. Derpy: I want a muffin!
  7. Mr. Cake: Oh. Don't worry, I have your muffin just for you! (shows muffins to Derpy)
  8. Derpy: YAY!! (eats muffins like a lion)
  9. Mr. Cake: Enjoy your muffins. #MuffinEater.
  10. Derpy: (stop eating the muffin) Wait. What did you say?
  11. Mr. Cake: I said #MuffinEater.
  12. Derpy: What...what is a hashtag?
  13. Mr. Cake: You know, they use it on Twitter and other websites!
  14. Derpy: What is Twitter?!
  15. Mr. Cake: It's a social website. Don't get too angry at me. #AngryMuffin!
  16. Derpy: (grab Mr. Cake in his neck) I'M NOT A FUCKING MUFFIN! (throws Mr. Cake into the sky)
  17. Mr. Cake: (miles away) #FlyingThroughtheAir!!!
  18. Derpy: Whatever.
  19. Rose: Oh my god. This guy has a cute puppy. Aw!! #CutePuppy!
  20. Derpy: (grabs Golden Harvest) WHAT DID YOU SAY?
  21. Rose: Um...#CutePuppy!
  22. Derpy: (eat Rose while she's screaming)
  23. Dr. Whooves: Woah! Take it easy, Derpy. #TakeitEasy.
  24. Derpy: UGH!!! (leaves Sugar Cube Corner) Derpy want hashtags to be removed! (walks)
  25. Twilight: Hello, Derpy. Why are you stomping? #StompingDerpy.
  26. Derpy: (punch Twilight in her face) SHUT UP!! (continues walking)
  27. Lyra: Woah! Why did you punch Princess Twilight in her face? #DerpyPunchPrincess.
  28. Derpy: (punch Lyra in her stomach) I SAID SHUT UP!!! (continues walking)
  29. Berryshine: Come on! Why isn't there a Villager amiibo. #amiiboshortage!
  30. Derpy: ENOUGH!! (enters the store and kicks Berryshine in her butt to the sky)
  31. Storeowner: Oh, thank you Derpy for kicking that annoying pony who wants a Villager amiibo. #SavedbyDerpy.
  32. Derpy: (throws a Wii U and a Ponystation 4 box into the storeowner) SCREW YOU!!! (leaves the store and runs away)
  33. Golden Harvest: Wow! I got golden carrots! #GoldenCarrots!
  34. Derpy: (punches Golden Harvest and continues running)
  35. Applejack: Hey! You can't hurt Golden Harvest!
  36. Derpy: (stops running and looks at Applejack) Yes I can! I need to stop the world of hashtags forever!
  37. Applejack: Oh, come on! You're just jealous that I'm the best background pony. #BestBackgroundPony
  38. Derpy: (punches Applejack into the face) FUCK YOU! (continues to punch Applejack)
  39. Applejack: STOP!! STOP!!
  40. Derpy: (stops punching Applejack and kick her in her butt) FUCK YOU!!!
  41. Apple Bloom: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY DID YOU PUNCH MY SISTER. #YOUREEVIL!
  42. Scootaloo: #IAgree.
  43. Sweetie Belle: #ImWithAppleBloom.
  44. Pinkie Pie: #IDK.
  45. Sweetie Drops: #WhatsGoingOn.
  46. Derpy: NO!!!
  47. Twilight: #PunchingDerpy.
  48. Mr. Cakes: #ImOkayButIBrokeMyBones.
  49. Storeowner: #CantMergeNintendoWithPony!
  50. Berryshine: #KickingButts!
  51. Everypony: #DumbDerpy
  52. Derpy: NOOO!!!!
  53. Everypony: #DumbDerpy
  54. Everypony: #DumbDerpy
  55. Everypony: #DumbDerpy
  56. Derpy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (explodes Ponyville into pieces)
  57.  
  58. Unfortunately, Derpy had taken too much, and exploded Ponyville in pieces.
  59.  
  60. However, Derpy didn't even understand what the true meaning about hashtag.
  61.  
  62. And she actually exploded into piece herself.
  63.  
  64. And it looks like Derpy and Ponyville is destroyed. #DestroyedPonyville
  65.  
  66. #ILUVU
  67. #Joker
  68. #Bob
  69. #DanTDM
  70. #Hashtag
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  782. #UBeenCursedWithTheHashtagCurse.
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  784. ©Copyright 2015 PonyFriendsWriter239
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