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[23:24:01] <Salabae> [Salabae is an earth pony female. A deemaroon grace her tail and mane, with a white highlight through both. Her coat appears to be a very light pink, almost muted]
[23:24:12] <Salabae> >deep maroon
[23:24:56] <Al_groupworkan> "I think a mare with colors like that would be hard to forget, tell us about yourself.... Le Fleur I recall?
[23:25:59] <Salabae> "where did my new 'friend' go? I was having so much fun talking with him....."
[23:26:31] <Al_groupworkan> [[ paging Booze Hound :3 ]]
[23:26:44] <Al_groupworkan> [[ oh my he is with his wiafu at the inn ]]
[23:26:46] <Boris[Ronin]> [Dat nigga left]
[23:27:02] <Salabae> "by comparison..........you seem so drab..........."
[23:27:12] <Salabae> !roll d20 for bluff
[23:27:12] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[23:27:13] Al_groupworkan smiles as he leans on the cell bars looking at the light pinkish mare. "Ohhh come on, im sure we can liven up if you warm up to us."
[23:27:41] Boris[Ronin] hurries back in, setting another bag in Al's office[totally not more anthrax], before going over ot the bunks, rummaging around in them
[23:28:11] <Al_groupworkan> [[ inb4 desk collapses under bag's weight ]]
[23:28:23] Curiosity observes the mare with a quixical look.. her soft pink coat stained with vomit, giving her a disgusting tone. The bermellon tail looks almost cute, if it weren't for the saturated tone..
[23:29:12] <Curiosity> "Of course she'll be hard to forget.. that design.. anyway. What's your name, mare? Want some water to clean yourself?"
[23:29:14] <Salabae> [oh yeah, forgot abovt the pvke]
[23:29:51] <Boris[Ronin]> [Al pls]
[23:29:56] <Boris[Ronin]> [Anthrax isn't that heavy]
[23:30:20] Salabae looks at herself with digvst, and for some reason yov get the impression it isnt only the vomit that she finds distastful. "yes, if you wouldnt mind
[23:31:55] Al_groupworkan nods and reaches into his saddlebags digging around before producing a jar of water, "Isnt much but here you go, rinse your mouth out too. Might be a good idea." Carefully threading the jar thru the bars and offering it to the mare.
[23:33:04] Curiosity ofers the amre a sunny smile, almost as if she were meeting her in the townsquare and not a dirty cell
[23:34:08] <Curiosity> "So, misses.. uh, what's your name? ..and, why are you here?"
[23:34:12] Salabae takes the jar as "safely" as she can
[23:35:44] <Al_groupworkan> "There ya go, if I'd help break the ice. I am Al Dente, but everyone calls me Al. An who are you Ms. Le Fleur?"
[23:36:46] <Curiosity> "Is she french?"
[23:39:02] <Boris[Ronin]> [Enchanté mademoiselle]
[23:39:35] <Salabae> "you may call me Madame Le Fleur. Its all been a .....'slight' misunderstanding............Our good Friend simply ......'misplaced' a certain mug of ale........."
[23:40:26] <Al_groupworkan> "Please~ Not from what I have heard. So if you really are going to gy by Madame Le Fleur, ill just go with Madame. So Madame, what happened tonight?"
[23:42:44] <Salabae> "Oh, just a bit of drinking, really," Salabae runs the water through her hair, rubbing out the gestational juice," can I get a rag or something?"
[23:43:46] Al_groupworkan glances at Curiosity.
[23:43:50] <Curiosity> "I'm afraid I dont have something like that.. but I can get you a blanket. it must still be in the cell I used" *sasy Cury, looking over Al* "Al, if you are so kind"
[23:44:02] <Curiosity> says*
[23:45:38] Al_groupworkan shakes his head. "Ill find a rag, i'd rather not waste a blanket for sleep for her... No offense Le Fleur but to clean up some vomit. That is like using a shirt, they dont have a one time use you know what I am saying." Digging back in his saddlebag and eventually producing a small rough rag, offering it to Salabae. The rag for the most part clean say for a few stray peices of lint.
[23:45:41] <Al_groupworkan> "Will this work?"
[23:46:51] Salabae smiles, and takes the rag, accidently dropping it on the ground a few time before being able to secure it with her hooves. "Quite"
[23:47:23] Al_groupworkan chuckles. "Different without fingers or hands aint it."
[23:47:54] <Salabae> "...........quite"
[23:49:15] Curiosity chuckles and produces a jar from her saddlebag, careful but skilfully holding it in her hooves
[23:50:04] <Curiosity> "You'll get used to it, misses Fleur, but I still don't manage to stop missing my fingers. Anyway, why don't you explain to me the whole -misunderstanding-?"
[23:50:57] Salabae grimaces
[23:51:00] <Al_groupworkan> "Explain to 'us.'"
[23:51:40] Curiosity giggles and nudges Al
[23:51:42] <Salabae> "it appears I cannot hold my spirits. I confess I dont recall much of what happened
[23:52:23] <Curiosity> "Don't be so rough, she's new here, it was probably all a misundertansding. Say, misses Felur, would you like to stay here tonight? of course, not in the cell"
[23:52:40] <Curiosity> Fleur*
[23:52:57] Salabae looks bemused "here?"
[23:53:09] Al_groupworkan smiles and chuckles softly, nudging Curiosity back. "Please~ But happens to the best of us, you know when I first came here... Yeah, you know if it is as honest as too much drinking we could maybe put you up in a bunk and let you sleep it off. But only because this is a first time. Yes here, we have guard bunks too you know."
[23:53:26] Al_groupworkan sighs scratching his neck. "I was hoping holding drunks wouldnt be a serious issue."
[23:54:23] Salabae looks offended
[23:55:05] <Salabae> "I am not a drunkard. Simply my first time drinking"
[23:55:16] Curiosity notices the pony in the furrowing and nudges Al again
[23:55:26] <Al_groupworkan> "No no not like that. I am sorry for being soo crass."
[23:56:22] Curious [webchat@hydra2.sal.ksu.edu] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
[23:56:29] <Curiosity> "We are sorry, misses Fleur, but what can you expect from us? We don't know you,.. care to tell me more about you? perhaps you'd like to do it in a room and not here"
[23:56:53] <Al_groupworkan> "Infact."
[23:57:15] Al_groupworkan reaches for the cell and starts to unlock the door, the metal chinging as the door slowly unhinges and swings open. "Lets talk about this in my office."
[23:57:47] <Salabae> [inb4 you open the cell door and I roll to dropkick you in the face]
[23:58:01] <Curiosity> [there are other guards aside us]
[23:58:09] <Curiosity> [but feel free~]
[23:58:15] <Salabae> [heh]
[23:58:48] <Salabae> "quite obliged" Salabae steps out of the cell. "lead on, then~"
[23:59:25] Curiosity nods and goes to the sally port, knocking for the NPC bathoers to open it
[00:00:03] Al_groupworkan nods and leads them towards his office, exiting the cell block and opening the door. Motioning for the two mares to enter first, "Ladies first."
[00:00:46] Curiosity chuckles and enters the room
[00:00:48] Salabae bristles at this, obviously uncomfortable at the term, but enters the room nonetheless
[00:01:44] <Al_groupworkan> /me closes the door behind both of them and trots towards his desk, grabbing the kettle atop of it and setting upon the stove far back of the room. Before motioning at the two chairs before his desk, "Please take a sea."
[00:01:48] <Al_groupworkan> sesat* ]]
[00:02:47] Salabae looks at the chair, reminicent of her past life
[00:02:49] <Curiosity> "So, misses Fleur" * says Cury, sitting on a chair near Al's desk after dropping her saddlebags on the floor, but keeping the spear leaning on her shoulder* "Feel free to talk to us, I'd like to take you in consideration as a friend"
[00:02:56] <Salabae> "how am I ssupposed to sit in this?
[00:03:05] Curiosity giggles and stands up again
[00:03:59] Al_groupworkan nods. "We are all in this town together." Taking a seat and smiling at Sala, "Well it is complicated the first time, but think it out. You've seen the show."
[00:04:17] Salabae nods, watching carefully." it doesnt seem like it would be all that comfortable....." Salabae lowers herself onto the floor in a kneeling position
[00:04:18] <Curiosity> "Like this" says Cury, briefly standing in her back legs to place her haunch on the chair slowly, letting her hindlegs hang from it and placing her forelegs in her tights* "Like a dog would do it, have you never seend a dog?"
[00:06:53] <Salabae> "so.....what would you like to talk about?" she asks
[00:07:32] <Al_groupworkan> "Well how about an introduction if I could be so bold."
[00:07:42] <Curiosity> "It can be about anything, why don't you start talking about yourself? if you feel comfortably with it"
[00:07:52] <Curiosity> comfortable*
[00:09:24] Salabae stares at the cieling for a few seconds......
[00:09:37] <Salabae> "are you from the first wave?"
[00:10:32] <Curiosity> "I don't think so...I arrived here just a couple of months ago"
[00:11:17] Boris[Ronin] [~Liftwaffe@c-75-74-74-86.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] is now known as Boris[Dead]
[00:12:09] <Al_groupworkan> "Same with myself, few months ago.... Wow it has been some time, but yeahhh."
[00:13:00] Salabae smiles. " then you are.........transfer across had this much of a varrience in time?"
[00:13:08] Salabae falls silent for a moment
[00:13:28] <Salabae> "the fact that you dont know what I'm talking about only supports my claim."
[00:13:37] Curiosity chuckles to herself, remembering her short but fast stance here, but breaks from her train of thought when hering the next question
[00:14:17] Phoenix_Atwork [kvirc@c50-26-221-12.abilcmtk01.tx.dh.suddenlink.net] is now known as Phoenix_Down
[00:14:22] <Curiosity> "A varience of time? you mean, from earth to here?.. I don't know I think it's possible, say misses Fleur, what year was in earth when you were.. transported here?"
[00:14:49] Salabae takes a long and hard look at Curio
[00:15:03] Curiosity just gives her another sunny smile
[00:15:10] <Al_groupworkan> "I am pretty sure whatever this is going on Fleur that well it is real, it isnt science or madness. It is literally.... Well magical ponies, think about it."
[00:15:39] <Salabae> "Its been close to 37 years since the event of the missing millions......almost forty years since the first wave"
[00:16:30] <Salabae> over 900 million people vanished in an instant...........can you imagine the pain?"
[00:16:38] Curiosity hesitates before talking again, but doesn't drop her smile
[00:17:15] Al_groupworkan blinks. "You ok Fleur?"
[00:17:20] <Curiosity> "No, I can't.. I've never even been into a war, misses Fleur. What country were your from?"
[00:17:52] <Salabae> I'm from the states...........what was left of them."
[00:18:03] <Curiosity> "You mean united states?"
[00:19:05] Salabae laughs, a harsh gutteral sound. "united............long time since that was applicable....."
[00:19:52] Curiosity puts a hoof on her chin and looks to the ceiling for a few seconds, wondering about simething inside her silly head. She goes back to smile to the mare in front of her, talking in a calmed tone*
[00:20:13] <Curiosity> "So, are you from the -future-?"
[00:20:57] <Curiosity> "I arrived here in year 2013 of earth, Al there probably did too, the whole town is not older than.. how much, 6 months?"
[00:21:36] <Al_groupworkan> "What Curiosity said. Maybe 5?"
[00:21:43] <Al_groupworkan> "Its been SOME time now...."
[00:21:48] <Salabae> "as I said. its been close to 37 years. its all subjective, really, seeing as the time I've encountered hasnt affected this world
[00:22:02] Curiosity lets out a laugh
[00:22:08] <Salabae> "it doesnt really matter anyway. Its all gone now."
[00:22:15] <Al_groupworkan> "Well.... Not exactly."
[00:22:33] <Al_groupworkan> "You see we cant know..... Bear with me now, we getting deep and metaphysical now. Imagine. Imagine if."
[00:22:42] <Al_groupworkan> "If the last thing you were doing, you just phased out midway."
[00:22:59] <Al_groupworkan> "Driving, walking, cooking, just think about it? Did we die? Did we literally teleport here, are we still back home?"
[00:23:12] <Curiosity> "Of course it hasn't you silly, this is Equestria, the land of colorful and magical ponies, what happens in Earth...stay there" *Cury turns to see Al, and keeps silence, waiting for him to finish his own train of thought before replying*
[00:23:26] <Al_groupworkan> "Soooooo not to put your situation light but Fleur.... What was life before here?"
[00:23:39] Salabae lets out a low laugh
[00:23:44] <Salabae> "it was hell
[00:24:27] <Salabae> " would you like to know what I was training to become before the first wave?"
[00:24:40] Al_groupworkan nods. "I would actually."
[00:24:44] Curiosity shrugs and motions for the mare to continue
[00:25:17] <Curiosity> [inb4 edgy spah of edgyness]
[00:26:35] <Salabae> "I was training to become a pastor. I was going to be a man of god." Salabae pauses, " For a few years, a popular belief was that the rapture had come and left the unfaithful........."
[00:27:28] <Curiosity> "Oh, a religious person! I haven't seen one of those in a long time, please continue"
[00:27:54] <Salabae> "..............religious........not something I would call myself anymore."
[00:28:57] Curiosity chuckles, externally this time, and answers in th esame calm voice, although a few octaves lower
[00:29:12] <Curiosity> "Of course not, not after watching so many people di, isn't it?"
[00:29:15] <Curiosity> die*
[00:29:38] <Salabae> "indeed"
[00:29:54] Salabae looks sorrowful for a moment, then shrugs it off
[00:30:03] <Salabae> "again, it doesnt matter anymore.
[00:30:07] <Curiosity> "Or was your transformation into this?" *Cury then points a hoof to the mare's chest* "what made you lose your faith?"
[00:30:12] <Al_groupworkan> "Wait wait wait. Can I ask?"
[00:30:16] <Al_groupworkan> "What the fuck happened to earth?"
[00:30:28] <Curiosity> [hasjew assumed full control]
[00:30:41] <Curiosity> [they won, we weren't there to stop them]
[00:31:03] <Booze_Hound> [i took control of a nation boosted the economy and one thing lead to another]
[00:31:11] <Booze_Hound> [and there we are]
[00:31:42] <Salabae> "............segmented into war..........in any vacuum, there will always be the ambitious seeking power."
[00:31:46] <Booze_Hound> [bad joke?]
[00:31:56] <Booze_Hound> [i'll go sit in the corner]
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[00:32:09] <Salabae> [pretty accurate to my headcanon, actually]
[00:33:10] Al_groupworkan looks at Curiosity. "So I take it... Woah, Does.... Wow....."
[00:33:15] <Al_groupworkan> "What is reality."
[00:33:50] <Salabae> "gravitational fluxes all over the planet, earthquakes and other major disasters cropping up in increasing frequency.......I used to be a man of god....yet I turned into a man of science..anyone without a gun took up a labcoat."
[00:33:53] <Curiosity> "Ya, that happens everywhere.. even here, misses Fleur, I haven't had a discussion about methaphysic and reality in quite some time. Would you like some tea?"
[00:34:13] Salabae takes the tea, sipping it slowly
[00:34:22] <Salabae> "thank you, quite nice."
[00:34:36] <Curiosity> [I love how you produced a tea out of nowhere]
[00:34:41] <Curiosity> [but is alright, saves time]
[00:34:56] <Al_groupworkan> [[ but I like serving my tea :b ]]
[00:35:52] Curiosity nods and waits for the captain to prepare a mug for themselves too
[00:36:45] <Curiosity> "So, misses Fleur, aside your sad story of apocalypsis, what can you say about yourself? What do you like and dislike?"
[00:36:49] Al_groupworkan has gone back to the stove after remembering the kettle returning with a steeping hot pot and pouring three mugs. Passing them to the two mares and keeping one ot himself as they steam harshly, "Careful, its hot. Give it time to cool."
[00:37:34] <Al_groupworkan> "Tell us about who you are, what you stand for? You know, who exactly is Madame Le Fleur."
[00:37:54] <Al_groupworkan> "If you would polietly could."
[00:38:10] <Phoenix_Down> [dat english]
[00:38:22] <Al_groupworkan> [[ Nix please :b ]]
[00:40:39] <Salabae> "I've spent the better part of my life working in books. Trying to figure out where the 'missing millions' went.........a certain fellow from the republic states of Russia figured it out first.....how our entire universe was slowly imploding......."
[00:41:16] <Salabae> " Our world was destroying itself......sending chunks of itself elsewhere....."
[00:41:51] Curiosity nods to Al and listes to the mare intently, still smiling
[00:41:51] <Salabae> "the other one, the cheerful fellow with the scars.....he said there was only a few thousand that ended up here?
[00:43:38] <Curiosity> "Who fellow with the scars? Booze?"
[00:43:55] <Curiosity> "I say, what fellow.. sorry, english never was my first language"
[00:44:39] Salabae smiles " I do believe so yes.....and but for that limitation, you appear to be speaking it quite well"
[00:45:12] Curiosity sips a bit of her tea, but decides to wait a bit more
[00:45:28] Al_groupworkan nods. "Well I think that alot more things that just spoken language transcend for communication."
[00:45:46] Al_groupworkan rolls his eyes and starts to empahsize things with his hands.
[00:45:58] Al_groupworkan hooves, as he realizes how long he has been awake.
[00:46:45] <Salabae> " especially as I have cycled through french, spanish, english and portugese in this conversation without you noticing. Magic.....hmmm...this will require further experimentation."
[00:46:47] <Curiosity> "Too hot.. and thanks, misses Fleur, I always practised it" *cury leaves the mug back on the desk and tusn to see Sala* "So, I think I already figured out what happened to your earth, misses Fleur, or at least a small inference on it"
[00:47:37] Salabae interupts
[00:48:05] <Salabae> "tell me, did your tranferral have any certain sensations?
[00:48:29] <Al_groupworkan> "For a while.... Ohhhh......."
[00:48:40] <Curiosity> "what do you mean, misses?"
[00:48:58] Al_groupworkan sighs and looks at his hoof before setting his forelegs on the table and resting his chin in his hooves. "When I first came here, for a bit I got like you know phantom limbs."
[00:49:19] <Al_groupworkan> "I felt my fingers for a while after comming here, was.... Ehhh bittersweet looking back now. Opportunity costs."
[00:49:40] Curiosity giggles at her sillyness, now undesrtading the idea
[00:51:24] <Curiosity> "I see.. well, I just used to have problems adapting to my hooves, and I still tend to use my forelegse as arms even when they can't be used like them..aside that I didn't have the same -troubles- as Al"
[00:52:01] Al_groupworkan nods at Curiosity, at last picking up his tea and taking a sip and confiding in its warm soothing brew.
[00:53:22] <Curiosity> "What about you, misses, still -feeling- your fingers?"
[00:53:49] Salabae looks down at her offending limbs
[00:53:54] <Salabae> "no."
[00:54:30] <Al_groupworkan> "Well let us ask you a more personal question, what do you think of us, the town so far? Feeling welcomed, aside from the obvious spate."
[00:55:17] Curiosity nods and the giggles, not only at Al's question, but also because she remembers how -warm- was her welcome
[00:56:25] <Salabae> "its odd, to say the least."
[00:57:22] <Curiosity> "Everybody is very friendly, in fact.. you wouldn't suspect it from people gathered from 4chan"
[00:58:14] <Salabae> "4chan?"
[00:58:51] <Al_groupworkan> [[ ... ]]
[00:58:54] <Al_groupworkan> [[ >It happened, everyone who ever posted on /mlp/ is now in equestria and is a pony ]]
[00:58:57] <Al_groupworkan> [[ straight from the op ]]
[00:59:24] <Curiosity> "Ya, I think you heard about it, pretty popular. Besides, we are here because of it.. say, misses, do you know who is m00t?"
[00:59:32] <Al_groupworkan> "My Little Pony?"
[00:59:43] <Salabae> [37 years in the future, over 900 million people dissapeared]
[01:00:05] <Al_groupworkan> [[ but how would you end up here then? ]]
[01:00:10] <Salabae> "never heard of it
[01:00:29] <Curiosity> [the who was hoers?]
[01:00:56] <Curiosity> "Heard of /mlp/?"
[01:01:45] Salabae looks at you quisickly
[01:02:08] <Salabae> "Multi-use Lethal Particles?
[01:02:08] Curiosity nods slowly and recovers her mug with tea from the dusk, sipping it slowly
[01:02:30] <Salabae> "I'm sure thats not what you meant........"
[01:02:37] <Salabae> "sorry...."
[01:02:58] Al_groupworkan takes a hearty swig of his tea before knocking back the entire mug.
[01:03:19] <Curiosity> "Say, misses Fleur, what are your beliefs on mental illnesses?"