you are being a fuck if you:

1. Steal from someone
2. Break someone's boat while they're in it
3. Fill someone's house with obsidian (or anything else for that matter)
4. Trespass
5. Are rude to peeps
6. Ask for items
7. Rage really hard for no reason
8. Dislike flowers
9. Hit on Melissa
10. Dislike puns
11. Beat the Enderdragon without the rest of the community
12. Leave the tops of trees behind while farming
13. Use/make TNT with bad intentions
14. Spleef somebody when they are not down for bein' spleefed
15. Play WoW
16. Build ugly shit
17. Cry alone at night
18. Force others to play in your lava pool
19. Take more than one set of beginner stuff at spawn
20. Like Miley Cyrus
21. Or Taylor Swift
22. Or Nicholas Cage
23. Ask for OP powers
24. Spam
25. Advertise other servers
26. Can't take a joke
27. Complain
28. Go AFK at night
29. Bitch/moan
30. Pour lava into someone's bio dome made specfically for their petsRUSS YOU ASSHOLE
31. Grief in any way, shape, or form
32. Especially square
33. Build a circle
34. Leave creeper holes near spawn
35. Dig this cobleston
36. Very big tarp
37. Go to Paris
38. Live in Canada
39. Crash the server
40. Use creative as an op
41. Are being a general asshat
42. Don't like it here
43. Use all of our diaMONDS TO BUILD STUPID SHIT RUSS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!
44. Ruin all of our lives
45. Cram eleven cookies into the VCR
46. Hog all of the resources/materials
47. Cause server lag
48. Make excessive Mystcraft ages
49. Dump a bunch of stuff in someone's crucible
50. Hide 30+ cicadas in someone's house (that was a great prank btw)