The Witch and The Wizard; Post Date Yang Talk

[00:28]	Sam	Yi-Ping: It's after dinner, Sam and Irune having put together some traditional Chinese cooking after having spent the day together on a date. Sam has retreated to his room after cleaning the kitchen, contently reading a old book on his bed.
[00:29]	Yi-Ping	There is a knock on the door and the unmistakable voice of the oldest/youngest member of the team
[00:29]	Yi-Ping	"Sam you decent now?"
[00:30]	Sam	"As decent as I can be."
[00:30]	Yi-Ping	push the door open bringing with her a tray with cakes and tea
[00:31]	Yi-Ping	"Well its not like I haven't seen you naked before"
[00:31]	Sam	"Oh, thank you." Sam sits up and motions for Yi-Ping to join him. "Or been me naked. Or vice-versa."
[00:31]	Yi-Ping	"Penis is overrated"
[00:31]	Yi-Ping	joins Sam
[00:32]	Sam	"So what brings the to mine humble abode?" Sam asks before taking a cake.
[00:33]	Yi-Ping	"It's about your little illicit meeting with our lovable little Irune"
[00:33]	Sam	blinks, looking rather confused.
[00:34]	Yi-Ping	"... I meant the date Sam"
[00:34]	Sam	"Ahh."
[00:36]	Yi-Ping	"How's it goes?"
[00:36]	Sam	". . . . It went."
[00:38]	Yi-Ping	"It went?"
[00:39]	Sam	"I went well. We did some shopping, had some pastry, considered buying enough cake to hurt a black-budget project."
[00:43]	Yi-Ping	"Mmmh that must had been cute ... Did the two of you get all mushy mushy when buying cake?"
[00:43]	Sam	"Nah, that was mostly business."
[00:44]	Sam	"There was the eclair. . . " Sam mumbles to himself.
[00:45]	Yi-Ping	"She enjoyed the stuffing?"
[00:46]	Sam	"No, she had something else. . . I /may/ have teased her with some of the custard though." Sam smirks "Was adorably hot."
[00:47]	Yi-Ping	"My my, I didn't know you were jnto things like these"
[00:47]	Sam	"Uhh. . It's not like that!"
[00:48]	Yi-Ping	"Rightttt"
[00:48]	Yi-Ping	"Come on Sam I was in your head!"
[00:49]	Yi-Ping	"I know what you like~"
[00:49]	Yi-Ping	"... Maybe I should hint Irune"
[00:49]	Sam	"Nonononowe'refineshereallydoesn'tneedanyhints!"
[00:50]	Yi-Ping	"Not now but what about later!? I know you have needs!"
[00:51]	Sam	". . . . She's perfectly capable of attending to those." He says a tad stiffly.
[00:51]	Yi-Ping	"Oh?"
[00:51]	Sam	"Err I mean. . . . ." Sam shuts up and petulantly sips his tea.
[00:52]	Yi-Ping	"Your silence is very suspicious Sam"
[00:53]	Yi-Ping	"Do I need to bring up a doll and ask you where she touched you?"
[00:53]	Sam	Yi-Ping: THat's when you notice a strip of pictures, like that from a photoboth, sitting on Sam's desk, along with some art supplies.
[00:53]	Yi-Ping	"Ohhhhhh pictures!"
[00:55]	Sam	chokes on his tea trying to say something.
[00:55]	Yi-Ping	reach and take the pics
[00:56]	Sam	Yi-Ping: It's Sam and Irune sitting a photoboth. Sam has a stupidly happy grin, with a blushing Irune next to him. She looks increasingly flustered in each successive photo. Sam's face remains unchanged.
[00:56]	Yi-Ping	"I wonder what is your hand doing underneath there."
[00:56]	Sam	"Sitting on my lap!"
[00:57]	Sam	"And holding Irune's hand."
[00:57]	Yi-Ping	"And nothing else?"
[00:58]	Sam	"Nothing else. That came later."
[00:58]	Yi-Ping	"Later?"
[00:58]	Sam	blinks. "That came out wrong."
[00:58]	Yi-Ping	"Uh huh"
[00:59]	Sam	"We didn't touch anything under our underwear."
[00:59]	Yi-Ping	raise an eyebrow
[01:00]	Sam	"I uh. . . may have teased her a bit. . . She may have teased me back. . ."
[01:01]	Sam	"You shouldn't be able to turn a guy on like that just by breathing. . ." He mutters under his breath.
[01:01]	Yi-Ping	"Ah could it be that Sam is inexperienced to the ways of the fairer gender?"
[01:01]	Sam	"More like Irune cheats."
[01:02]	Yi-Ping	"You're just easy"
[01:02]	Sam	"I am *not* !"
[01:02]	Yi-Ping	just smiles
[01:05]	Sam	"No, trust me, she's all innocent and flustered one moment, the next she's. . . ." Sam blushes a bit "Just wow."
[01:09]	Yi-Ping	"So you're into the innocent yet secretly wild sexual predator type?"
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[01:11]	Sam	"Look, Yang, Irune is my type. Like full on my type 100%. She's /always/ cute, but shifts between adorable and exuding sex appeal on par with /Akram/ at the drop of the hat. She's smart, caring, and. . . I just. . . She's a good person who cares about me, who makes me feel wanted."
[01:13]	Yi-Ping	patpats
[01:14]	Yi-Ping	"It's always good to find someone who cares "
[01:15]	Sam	"It is. Doesn't hurt if they're cute either."
[01:16]	Yi-Ping	"Well I'm happy for you, though so remember to use protection"
[01:16]	Sam	". . . Yeah we will."
[01:17]	Yi-Ping	"Well I'm trusting her more really"
[01:17]	Sam	"I am perfectly responsible!"
[01:18]	Yi-Ping	"Uh huh"
[01:18]	Sam	"It really hurts my feelings when you question me like that."
[01:19]	Yi-Ping	"Awwwww"
[01:19]	Sam	"Yeah." Sam flops back onto his bed. "It makes me want to kick you out and cry myself to sleep."
[01:20]	Yi-Ping	"It's okay, I'll get Irune to sleep with you"
[01:21]	Sam	"Nooo! Don't let her see me all emotional hurt and vulnerable! I need to maintain my stoic manly act!"
[01:21]	Yi-Ping	"You mean brooding artist act"
[01:21]	Sam	"Brooding artist? The hell does that come from?!"
[01:22]	Yi-Ping	"Well have you looked into the mirror!?"
[01:22]	Sam	"Yes?"
[01:23]	Yi-Ping	"If you open the dictionary and look up the definition of brooding, your picture would be right there"
[01:24]	Sam	"Would not!"
[01:24]	Yi-Ping	"Would too!"
[01:24]	Sam	"Would not!"
[01:25]	Yi-Ping	"Would too!"
[01:25]	Sam	"Would not!"
[01:25]	Yi-Ping	"Would too!"
[01:26]	Sam	"Would not!" Sam sits up and pokes Yi-Ping's collarbone
[01:28]	Yi-Ping	"Would too!" Yi Ping flicks Sam's forehead
[01:28]	Sam	"Would not!" Sam flicks Yi-Ping back.
[01:29]	Yi-Ping	"Would too!" Yi Ping blows a raspberry at Sam
[01:29]	Sam	"Would not!" Sam throws a cake at Yi-Ping
[01:29]	Yi-Ping	"Would t-"
[01:30]	Yi-Ping	goes rolling as the cake hits her right on the face
[01:30]	Sam	The cake splats on the wall. "Would not!" Sam readies another cake.
[01:31]	Yi-Ping	"Oh its on!"
[01:32]	Yi-Ping	has a came readied as well
[01:32]	Sam	". . . ." Sam leaps from the bed and tackes Yi-Ping, grinding a cake into her face without mercy,
[01:33]	Yi-Ping	throws her cake at Sam before rolling out of the way
[01:34]	Sam	hits the ground and pounces after Yi-Ping, armed with cakes akimbo.
[01:34]	Yi-Ping	employs paper napkins to parry Sam's Cake Climbing
[01:34]	Yi-Ping	Akimbo*
[01:35]	Sam	slips past her guard with one cake and smoshes it on her stomach.
[01:37]	Yi-Ping	"Oomp"
[01:39]	Yi-Ping	"Why you do that for!?"
[01:39]	Sam	smoshes the remnant of the other cake into Yi-Ping's face.
[01:42]	Yi-Ping	"Meanie!"
[01:42]	Sam	"Feh." Sam licks the cake remants off his hands. "Good cake though."
[01:43]	Yi-Ping	"Of course it is!"
[01:46]	Yi-Ping	"Well now that you wasted the cake"
[01:46]	Yi-Ping	"We need to get more"
[01:46]	Sam	"And you could probably use a clean shirt."
[01:47]	Yi-Ping	"You want to help me there?"
[01:47]	Sam	"Nope! But I'll get more cake."
[01:48]	Yi-Ping	"Fineeeeeee"
[01:49]	Sam	stands up and heads to the kitchen to get more cakes and tea. "Meet you back at my room when you're clean."
[01:50]	Yi-Ping	"Sure"
[01:51]	Yi-Ping	leaves for her own room
[01:52]	Sam	returns to his room shortly thereafter with more tea and non-smoshed cake.
[01:54]	Yi-Ping	has a new shirt on
[01:54]	Yi-Ping	"So ... Where were we ..."
[01:56]	Sam	"Don't quite recall actually."
[02:01]	Yi-Ping	"Well doesn't matter, what matters is that you and Irune are enjoying yourself"
[02:01]	Sam	"It's done us both good I think."
[02:03]	Yi-Ping	"Mmmh yes"
[02:03]	Yi-Ping	"The feeling that someone else values your presence ..."
[02:03]	Sam	"Means a lot after. . . well we both know how it feels, not even counting the shared memories there either."[00:28]	Sam	Yi-Ping: It's after dinner, Sam and Irune having put together some traditional Chinese cooking after having spent the day together on a date. Sam has retreated to his room after cleaning the kitchen, contently reading a old book on his bed.
[00:29]	Yi-Ping	There is a knock on the door and the unmistakable voice of the oldest/youngest member of the team
[00:29]	Yi-Ping	"Sam you decent now?"
[00:30]	Sam	"As decent as I can be."
[00:30]	Yi-Ping	push the door open bringing with her a tray with cakes and tea
[00:31]	Yi-Ping	"Well its not like I haven't seen you naked before"
[00:31]	Sam	"Oh, thank you." Sam sits up and motions for Yi-Ping to join him. "Or been me naked. Or vice-versa."
[00:31]	Yi-Ping	"Penis is overrated"
[00:31]	Yi-Ping	joins Sam
[00:32]	Sam	"So what brings the to mine humble abode?" Sam asks before taking a cake.
[00:33]	Yi-Ping	"It's about your little illicit meeting with our lovable little Irune"
[00:33]	Sam	blinks, looking rather confused.
[00:34]	Yi-Ping	"... I meant the date Sam"
[00:34]	Sam	"Ahh."
[00:36]	Yi-Ping	"How's it goes?"
[00:36]	Sam	". . . . It went."
[00:38]	Yi-Ping	"It went?"
[00:39]	Sam	"I went well. We did some shopping, had some pastry, considered buying enough cake to hurt a black-budget project."
[00:43]	Yi-Ping	"Mmmh that must had been cute ... Did the two of you get all mushy mushy when buying cake?"
[00:43]	Sam	"Nah, that was mostly business."
[00:44]	Sam	"There was the eclair. . . " Sam mumbles to himself.
[00:45]	Yi-Ping	"She enjoyed the stuffing?"
[00:46]	Sam	"No, she had something else. . . I /may/ have teased her with some of the custard though." Sam smirks "Was adorably hot."
[00:47]	Yi-Ping	"My my, I didn't know you were jnto things like these"
[00:47]	Sam	"Uhh. . It's not like that!"
[00:48]	Yi-Ping	"Rightttt"
[00:48]	Yi-Ping	"Come on Sam I was in your head!"
[00:49]	Yi-Ping	"I know what you like~"
[00:49]	Yi-Ping	"... Maybe I should hint Irune"
[00:49]	Sam	"Nonononowe'refineshereallydoesn'tneedanyhints!"
[00:50]	Yi-Ping	"Not now but what about later!? I know you have needs!"
[00:51]	Sam	". . . . She's perfectly capable of attending to those." He says a tad stiffly.
[00:51]	Yi-Ping	"Oh?"
[00:51]	Sam	"Err I mean. . . . ." Sam shuts up and petulantly sips his tea.
[00:52]	Yi-Ping	"Your silence is very suspicious Sam"
[00:53]	Yi-Ping	"Do I need to bring up a doll and ask you where she touched you?"
[00:53]	Sam	Yi-Ping: THat's when you notice a strip of pictures, like that from a photoboth, sitting on Sam's desk, along with some art supplies.
[00:53]	Yi-Ping	"Ohhhhhh pictures!"
[00:55]	Sam	chokes on his tea trying to say something.
[00:55]	Yi-Ping	reach and take the pics
[00:56]	Sam	Yi-Ping: It's Sam and Irune sitting a photoboth. Sam has a stupidly happy grin, with a blushing Irune next to him. She looks increasingly flustered in each successive photo. Sam's face remains unchanged.
[00:56]	Yi-Ping	"I wonder what is your hand doing underneath there."
[00:56]	Sam	"Sitting on my lap!"
[00:57]	Sam	"And holding Irune's hand."
[00:57]	Yi-Ping	"And nothing else?"
[00:58]	Sam	"Nothing else. That came later."
[00:58]	Yi-Ping	"Later?"
[00:58]	Sam	blinks. "That came out wrong."
[00:58]	Yi-Ping	"Uh huh"
[00:59]	Sam	"We didn't touch anything under our underwear."
[00:59]	Yi-Ping	raise an eyebrow
[01:00]	Sam	"I uh. . . may have teased her a bit. . . She may have teased me back. . ."
[01:01]	Sam	"You shouldn't be able to turn a guy on like that just by breathing. . ." He mutters under his breath.
[01:01]	Yi-Ping	"Ah could it be that Sam is inexperienced to the ways of the fairer gender?"
[01:01]	Sam	"More like Irune cheats."
[01:02]	Yi-Ping	"You're just easy"
[01:02]	Sam	"I am *not* !"
[01:02]	Yi-Ping	just smiles
[01:05]	Sam	"No, trust me, she's all innocent and flustered one moment, the next she's. . . ." Sam blushes a bit "Just wow."
[01:09]	Yi-Ping	"So you're into the innocent yet secretly wild sexual predator type?"
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[01:11]	Sam	"Look, Yang, Irune is my type. Like full on my type 100%. She's /always/ cute, but shifts between adorable and exuding sex appeal on par with /Akram/ at the drop of the hat. She's smart, caring, and. . . I just. . . She's a good person who cares about me, who makes me feel wanted."
[01:13]	Yi-Ping	patpats
[01:14]	Yi-Ping	"It's always good to find someone who cares "
[01:15]	Sam	"It is. Doesn't hurt if they're cute either."
[01:16]	Yi-Ping	"Well I'm happy for you, though so remember to use protection"
[01:16]	Sam	". . . Yeah we will."
[01:17]	Yi-Ping	"Well I'm trusting her more really"
[01:17]	Sam	"I am perfectly responsible!"
[01:18]	Yi-Ping	"Uh huh"
[01:18]	Sam	"It really hurts my feelings when you question me like that."
[01:19]	Yi-Ping	"Awwwww"
[01:19]	Sam	"Yeah." Sam flops back onto his bed. "It makes me want to kick you out and cry myself to sleep."
[01:20]	Yi-Ping	"It's okay, I'll get Irune to sleep with you"
[01:21]	Sam	"Nooo! Don't let her see me all emotional hurt and vulnerable! I need to maintain my stoic manly act!"
[01:21]	Yi-Ping	"You mean brooding artist act"
[01:21]	Sam	"Brooding artist? The hell does that come from?!"
[01:22]	Yi-Ping	"Well have you looked into the mirror!?"
[01:22]	Sam	"Yes?"
[01:23]	Yi-Ping	"If you open the dictionary and look up the definition of brooding, your picture would be right there"
[01:24]	Sam	"Would not!"
[01:24]	Yi-Ping	"Would too!"
[01:24]	Sam	"Would not!"
[01:25]	Yi-Ping	"Would too!"
[01:25]	Sam	"Would not!"
[01:25]	Yi-Ping	"Would too!"
[01:26]	Sam	"Would not!" Sam sits up and pokes Yi-Ping's collarbone
[01:28]	Yi-Ping	"Would too!" Yi Ping flicks Sam's forehead
[01:28]	Sam	"Would not!" Sam flicks Yi-Ping back.
[01:29]	Yi-Ping	"Would too!" Yi Ping blows a raspberry at Sam
[01:29]	Sam	"Would not!" Sam throws a cake at Yi-Ping
[01:29]	Yi-Ping	"Would t-"
[01:30]	Yi-Ping	goes rolling as the cake hits her right on the face
[01:30]	Sam	The cake splats on the wall. "Would not!" Sam readies another cake.
[01:31]	Yi-Ping	"Oh its on!"
[01:32]	Yi-Ping	has a came readied as well
[01:32]	Sam	". . . ." Sam leaps from the bed and tackes Yi-Ping, grinding a cake into her face without mercy,
[01:33]	Yi-Ping	throws her cake at Sam before rolling out of the way
[01:34]	Sam	hits the ground and pounces after Yi-Ping, armed with cakes akimbo.
[01:34]	Yi-Ping	employs paper napkins to parry Sam's Cake Climbing
[01:34]	Yi-Ping	Akimbo*
[01:35]	Sam	slips past her guard with one cake and smoshes it on her stomach.
[01:37]	Yi-Ping	"Oomp"
[01:39]	Yi-Ping	"Why you do that for!?"
[01:39]	Sam	smoshes the remnant of the other cake into Yi-Ping's face.
[01:42]	Yi-Ping	"Meanie!"
[01:42]	Sam	"Feh." Sam licks the cake remants off his hands. "Good cake though."
[01:43]	Yi-Ping	"Of course it is!"
[01:46]	Yi-Ping	"Well now that you wasted the cake"
[01:46]	Yi-Ping	"We need to get more"
[01:46]	Sam	"And you could probably use a clean shirt."
[01:47]	Yi-Ping	"You want to help me there?"
[01:47]	Sam	"Nope! But I'll get more cake."
[01:48]	Yi-Ping	"Fineeeeeee"
[01:49]	Sam	stands up and heads to the kitchen to get more cakes and tea. "Meet you back at my room when you're clean."
[01:50]	Yi-Ping	"Sure"
[01:51]	Yi-Ping	leaves for her own room
[01:52]	Sam	returns to his room shortly thereafter with more tea and non-smoshed cake.
[01:54]	Yi-Ping	has a new shirt on
[01:54]	Yi-Ping	"So ... Where were we ..."
[01:56]	Sam	"Don't quite recall actually."
[02:01]	Yi-Ping	"Well doesn't matter, what matters is that you and Irune are enjoying yourself"
[02:01]	Sam	"It's done us both good I think."
[02:03]	Yi-Ping	"Mmmh yes"
[02:03]	Yi-Ping	"The feeling that someone else values your presence ..."
[02:03]	Sam	"Means a lot after. . . well we both know how it feels, not even counting the shared memories there either."