MSDS FUN CHEMS

SUBSTANCE: INITROPIDRIL
CHEMICAL FORMULA: <deemed a war crime by space>
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 4 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 0
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST, RAPID WIDESPREAD APOPTOSIS, DEATH
FIRST AID: CONTACT MORTICIAN
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: EVACUATE AREA, INSPECT ONLY WITH FULL CHEMICAL PROTECTION GEAR, CONTACT AUTHORITIES

SUBSTANCE: GROG
CHEMICAL FORMULA: secret, but may contain one or more of the following...
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 4 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 4
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: URGE FOR PIRACY, CORROSION, ALCOHOLISM
FIRST AID: A PIRATE'S LIFE, OR FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION IF EXPOSED TO FACE
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: BUILD A PIRATE SHIP, ABSORB WITH INERT, CORROSION PROOF MATERIALS

SUBSTANCE: BOOSTER ENZYMES
CHEMICAL FORMULA: a long chain of amino acids
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 0 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 0
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: A FEELING OF OVERCONFIDENCE AND INVINCIBILITY
FIRST AID: A HUMBLING PUNCH TO THE FACE
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: HEAT ANY REMAINING ENZYMES TO DENATURE, HAVE CHELATION AGENTS READY

SUBSTANCE: HAIRGROWNIUM
CHEMICAL FORMULA: <trade secret>
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 0 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 0
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: UNWANTED HAIR GROWTH
FIRST AID: SEE BARBER
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: VENTILATE AREA, ALLOW FOR SUBSTANCE TO DISSIPATE BEFORE REENTRY

SUBSTANCE: SUPER HAIRGROWNIUM
CHEMICAL FORMULA: <REDACTED>
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 0 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 0
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: EXTREMELY RAPID AND UNSTOPPABLE HAIR GROWTH
FIRST AID: ADMINISTER AGGRESSIVE CHELATION MEDICATIONS, SEE EXPERT BARBER
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: VENTILATE AREA, CLEANUP WITH FULL CHEMICAL SAFETY GEAR

SUBSTANCE: WEREWOLF SERUM
CHEMICAL FORMULA: <Ana Harrani Sa Alaktasa La Tarat>
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 0 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 0
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF
FIRST AID: IF PATIENT LOSES SANITY ADMINISTER SILVER BULLETS
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: LOCKDOWN ALL INFECTED PATIENTS UNTIL MENTAL STABILITY CAN BE ASCERTAINED

SUBSTANCE: DRAGON'S BREATH
CHEMICAL FORMULA: so you want to be a hero huh?
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 4 FIRE - 4 REACTIVITY - 4
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: INCINERATION
FIRST AID: PLACE ASHES INTO JAR, IF MINOR EXPOSURE, TREAT FOR THIRD AND FOURTH DEGREE BURNS
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: HAVE GOON AND BARTENDER TELL DRINKERS TO BEWARE

SUBSTANCE: EGG
CHEMICAL FORMULA: FRESH SPACE EGG
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 0 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 0
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: OVERDOSAGE VIA INGESTION MAY CAUSE HIGH CHOLESTEROL
FIRST AID: REMOVE VICTIM FROM CHEF AND SOURCE OF EGGS
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: MOP UP, CALL JANITOR

SUBSTANCE: SPIDER EGG
CHEMICAL FORMULA: SPIDER QUEEN
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 4 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 0
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: TURNING INTO SPIDERS
FIRST AID: REMOVE BLOOD AND SPIDER EGGS WILL FOLLOW
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: HAND OUT LASERS TO KILL SPIDERS

SUBSTANCE: NANOMACHINES
CHEMICAL FORMULA: ROBOT + EGG
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 4 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 0
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: FATAL OCCURANCE OF ROBOTICISM
FIRST AID: CONSULT ROBOTICS AND GENETICS
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: PREEMPTIVE SCANNING OF VICTIMS, AVOID AREA UNTIL NANOMACHINES POWER DOWN

SUBSTANCE: BEE
CHEMICAL FORMULA: BEE EGG
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 3 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 0
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: PARENTHOOD
FIRST AID: CONSULT FAMILY COUNCILING
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: LEARN TO NOT BE A DEADBEAT PARENT

SUBSTANCE: GEORGE MELONIUM
CHEMICAL FORMULA: MELON + MEATBALL
SFPA RATINGS: HEALTH - 4 FIRE - 0 REACTIVITY - 3
EXPOSURE HAZARDS: AN INTENSE FEELING OF GRIEF
FIRST AID: TREAT SYMPTOMATICALLY, GRIEF HURTS IN MANY WAYS
ACCIDENTAL RELEASE MEASURES: CUT DOWN PLANTS, DISPOSE OF RAW RAINBOW MELONS, AVOID THROWING MELONS